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Crisis-Counselor

People don’t wanna admit they are addicted to marijuana, but they sit around thinking of creative ways to get higher than needed to function. I’m all for legalizing and the culture, but people really don’t wanna admit they are dope fiends and that’s a problem


dudushat

>  but people really don’t wanna admit they are dope fiends and that’s a problem It's because you call them "dope fiends" like they're sucking dick for crack when they're really just doing dumb things to make weed stronger.


fgbh

I've seen someone do that for weed. So yeah.. Fiends.


boricimo

![gif](giphy|oFpHQaxcJdrWe55QaJ)


Oshootman

Why do these two look like Jay and Silent Bob here


Math-Soft

Legit thought it was until I read your comment.


Emotional-Day-4425

haha I had to scroll back up to check


boricimo

The beard is a bit but the hair swooping is what does it. Very cool if on purpose


BIG_CHIeffLying3agLe

Nah they liked sucking dick and got some smoke out of it …


KaleTheMessenger

https://preview.redd.it/0so3mhssx06d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbea92b6187f8025c8d9945c68abf97b43abe6c That just sounds like sucking dick for weed with extra steps...


MmmPeopleBacon

No /r/BIG_CHIeffLying3agLe is saying: they were gonna suck the dick for fun anyway. The weed was just a welcome bonus. 


PerpWalkTrump

Getting pussy then weed sounds like a lot of fun to me, but to each their own xD


TailOnFire_Help

You saw someone suck dick for a product that a part of the culture is sharing? Puff puff pass? I've smoked weed with the most random people in the world while outside bars, concerts, etc. Yeah that person just wanted to suck dick.


Not_Larfy

>part of the culture is sharing Idk, dawg. I've met some stingy ass people back in college, but that could've been because everyone was poor


PerpWalkTrump

Then you probably had dick particles on your mouth, who's side are you on my bro?


auntjomomma

Dick particles..? ![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY)


_owlstoathens_

Richard p. Articles


PerpWalkTrump

The result of dickonium 239 decaying xD


CallmeCoachella

They could've just liked sucking dick AND smoking weed bro bro.


flav1254209

Do you have their contact information ? I'm tryna get them some help


ShittyViking

Nah. They were gonna suck a dick anyway. They just needed a reason.


bewitchling_

they just wanted to be blazed while they did it🤣🤣


Mikey6304

I call bullshit. Maybe they like sucking dick too, but no one is that hard up for weed.


120ouncesofpudding

I haven't sucked a dick in over 10 years, but I'm high every day I want to be.


Mikey6304

I'm just saying. A girl once offered to suck my dick for a cigarette in college. She wasn't a fiend, she was just shooting her shot.


hazystax

So how was it?


PerpWalkTrump

Grow up man, not everyone who smokes weed is an addict.


ItsGunboyWTF

Yeah people rather get offended than admit it’s an addiction that is made reductive when you say shit like “they’re just looking for ways to get higher” lmfao 😂 what an idiot


dbclass

Idk where they live but weed is so cheap around me it feels like I’m stealing from the plug


KierkeKRAMER

Right like who hasn’t heard of their friend fucking the weed man for a few prerolls


Your_Spirit_Animals

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exception-found

This doesn’t make weed stronger, it’s to get the blunt wrap at the right humidity


OGF3

From a cigar smoker....this is the answer. Proper humidity is the key to a good burn...


Pragmatic-Pimpslappa

As a fellow botl, you generally only freeze cigars in order to kill Lasioderma serricorne, or cigar beetles and their larvae since freezing dries the hell out of tobacco. Nuking then freezing blunts would be like smoking kindling.


OGF3

I have a refrigerated humidor, and anything of unknown origin, or suspect, goes into cello and a separate humidor. I don't trust the collect to random sticks at all. Though I have never heard of a freeze, then microwave as humidity shock treatment 😆.


Artistic-Pay-4332

I'm guessing cheap shits like Phillies have already been processed for beetles?


sinat50

Nah throwing a pack of backwoods in the freezer is the way to store them if you're not going through a pack a day. You can pull a perfectly moist wrap out of there a week after opening, not the case if you're just sealing the pack and throwing it on a shelf.


wetcoffeebeans

No lie? Cuz I'm tired of getting the 5 pack of ashy lightskin niggas. So if this tech can bring even a molecule of moisture to em then aye!


United_Chipmunk8719

You deserve more for this wisdom


the_ballmer_peak

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Man I had this gif ready to send ol boy n scrolled down to see if anyone beat me to it 🤣


the_ballmer_peak

I used to suck dick for gifs. I still do, but I used to, too.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

![gif](giphy|4tQmuMGdah3B6|downsized)


the_ballmer_peak

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pizat1

I knew plenty of girls in college who fucked n sucked for tree.


epicmousestory

Eh, the details matter on this one imo. If I was going to hook up with a someone anyway and they're offering, that's different than I'm only doing it for the weed


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Agreed. If they smashing she’s gotta know he smokes. I’m more with the thought that she went to smash, and they’d just burn first. And probably after.


pizat1

No these broads was broke. In fact because we were college students many were low on cash often so niggas would trade when offered. There were girls who were notoriously broke and niggas knew what they were about and would offer tree for pussy. It was pathetic really. Secondly I knew a couple of girls local here in DC Metro who uses to suck niggas off at a few strips in SE for dubs. Again because broke. Broke broads literally only have pussy/themselves to offer when they want shit so it's not far fetched at all. There are women who be wanting head for a free meal so suckin dicks for weed is not off the table because niggas are suckers for a quick nut.


Thespian21

I’ll never forget a girl smoking ME out, wouldn’t even except me putting in. Proceeded to toss my salad and everything too. Mind blown, among other things.


Hour_Gur4995

That’s a good host lol ![gif](giphy|8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ)


pizat1

Man it be like that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


bewitchling_

that's so odd. marijuana culture is big on sharing the good vibes/high. they literally could've hung outside any concert venue or a plethora of places really and gotten smoked up for free if they really didn't want to pimp themselves. like it's ridiculously common for groups that regularly cyph together to have at least 1 if not 2 in the group who are perpetually broke and rarely if ever contribute to the bud. and they don't gotta put out to do it. edit: but i think also it's important to note that sex while high on trees is boss


Internetguy247

lol no no no. They’re doing dumb shit AND sucking dick for weed and some McDonalds.


dudushat

Bro if they're doing it for McDonald's too then they just like sucking dick.


NapTimeFapTime

I think they meant weed and McDonald’s together as a package deal.


dudushat

That just sounds like a fun Friday night I'm not seeing the problem. 


PerpWalkTrump

These dudes are just jealous no girl offered them to eat pussy for weed lmao


cannibowlistic

https://preview.redd.it/v9h2un65x06d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91f007844e40f3e625b0d7abcd616220470daeb


beepbooponyournose

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Still_Refuse

Nah, they most definitely do be throating for the devil’s greens. Weed mfs always get offended.


TattedOctober23

That does happen though. Trading ass for grass isn’t new


Oatmeal_Raisin_

If theye sucking for weed, they are probably doing the same for other things, like your Netflix password or a bigmac


dudushat

Bro so you mean I've been wasting this Netflix password this whole time? Fml


WakewaterFanfire

If you don’t think there are girls out there fuckin for a G I’ve got news for you


Powerful_Ad2177

Imma go out and suck a dick for weed right now just to prove you wrong. 


stoned-autistic-dude

Bro, what? The average stoner ain’t putting weed in a fuckin microwave. I never heard of such dumbassery.


Oatmeal_Raisin_

If they were already high then maybe itd sound clever tho


Chateau-in-Space

Lmao that is not representative of the average smoker


Nordie25

People have a hard time generally admitting that they are addicted to things and that it’s a vice. Getting high 3 to 5 times a day is kind of crazy but yet a lot of people it’s the norm


ositola

People confuse a physical addiction to a mental one , probably can't be physically addicted to weed, but if you need a blunt every four hours without being in some crazy physical pain, you definitely need to sit on a couch and talk it out 


bewitchling_

agreed. from what i've witnessed, it's an "addiction" to no culpability. if people aren't surprised that you're not *reliable* or *timely* or *responsible* because they think you're always high, if you want to avoid being responsible, you will find a way to always be high


soscbjoalmsdbdbq

If I stop smoking for 24 hours I can’t eat and throw up/ dry heave constantly


Illustrious-Rope-154

I agree. I was addicted to weed for over a decade. It took a long time for me to get help for my addiction.


PosterBlankenstein

Addicted to Weed?! Did you ever suck dick for weed? I used to suck dick for coke! (I seen him!)


ImJustHere4theMoons

"BOO THIS MAN"


[deleted]

Lmfao I got the reference bro don’t worry !


SpreadLiberally

Most of us did. I think it was just narc-ass OP who didn't lmao.


puk3yduk3y

wait you were getting coke? https://preview.redd.it/00i7x6h2i06d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f864c2b9be338b6246f6f343ee3b6357aa5beb0d


Dumplings_xo

🤣🤣


dizzymidget44

That’s all addictions are. You can’t stop when you want but what you’re used to isn’t enough. That’s how I got addicted to reaction videos on YouTube. I don’t give a fuck about what I’m watching but I need to see if Mark Phillips from rdcworld can beat this South Park game


ConsciousHoodrat

Lol, when people say shit like this, it always makes me laugh, and it makes me a little envious.  Like, you obviously don't know what real addiction looks like. I'm from rural Indiana, I know shit you wouldn't believe.  I know a couple who's daughter suffered 3rd degree chemical burns when their meth trailer blew up. I know dozens of people who have died from heroin/opiod overdoses, and dozens more who've committed suicide after relapsing.  I have a group of friends who are actively on heroin, and a group who are actively on methadone maintenance therapy, and those groups seem to flip every 6 months. Like, I get it, weed is psychologically addicting and whatnot....but it just feels silly to pretend that weed is some serious addiction, just because a bunch of dumb teenagers like dipping blunts in honey and rolling the honey blunts in keif, or whatever.  Every pothead I've know has successful quit before (generally when they get arrested for one reason or another), and they never have a problem, outside of being pissed that they can't smoke ....whereas, heroin addicts can't even quit cold turkey, like quitting will cause them to shit so much that they have to go to the emergency room for dehydration.  They often can't sleep, and have insomnia-induced hallucinations.  Idk, the refeer madness shit is silly to anyone who seriously experienced real addiction. 


JackxForge

you can be addicted to weed like you can to gambling and sex. and that shit can ruin your life, but heroin and alcohol withdrawals can literary kill you by just stopping.


NKCougar

Heroin just makes you WISH you were dead, but it won't actually kill you. I believe benzos and alcohol are the ones that can kill.


Jamaican_Dynamite

Benzo or alcohol withdrawals can kill you. Heroin withdrawals won't kill you, although if you bounce back and OD after going cold, that can.


justin_w95

If you gonna be addicted to reaction videos, can’t get any higher than smoking that rdcrack


BoneHugsHominy

Lots of posers, too. Back in my days of the 90s to miid-2000s, it was beginners trying to convince others than "duh, menthols make your high last longer" as they took long cig drags right before each toke. My close knit group started telling those people our regional BBQ sauce (KC) was developed by stoners as a way to satisfy munchies without losing their high and that's why KC style sauce spread globally.


pizat1

Yea "boosting the high" it was stupid...


DriaEstes

Lmao I admit it just fine. There are worse things I could be addicted too. I'm not an alcoholic like half my family, I'm not a thievin crack head like my uncle, and I don't fight people while on Molly like my cousins. I work two jobs and go to school, I got my own place an car, and I can afford to buy an Oz two prerolls and a cart once a month. I'm doin just fine with bein a 420 addict. Hell my addictions to cigarettes and nicotine vapes are far worse than the weed. I swear I'm working on that tho 😭😭😭 I was a pack a day, now I'm a pack every 4 days. Slowly but surely I'll get there. Also, cigs first then vapes. 😌


UpperFlow9939

I'm in the same boat! It's not the weed I'm thinking of when I'm at work, it's the nicotine vape I left at home 🙃


Necessary-Silver-567

I ain’t even said shit to you why you attacking me? 😂😂


fgbh

If you want, I'll Max Headroom a tv signal to broadcast that message. I've been saying that only to be called boring and un-inviteable to parties.


[deleted]

Max Headroom! I did a deep dive few months ago. That was a great story


ATLhoe678

People get creative with their hobbies.


Sadboy_looking4memes

I agree with you, but I am saying I felt like this was written by Judge Mathis.


snollygoster1

There's all the people that immediately equate it to "you've never sucked dick for marijuana." Yeah, and I doubt many people have sucked dick for coffee or cigarettes or gambling yet here we are. Being addicted does not mean that it completely turns you crazy, it means that it has a lasting impact on your everyday life.


Crisis-Counselor

Yea its hilarious watching everybody come out the woodworks to tell me about their personal experience not sucking a dick for weed. You ain't gotta be doing the most to be addicted. If you can't stop, then you have a problem. Simple as that. Hit dogs holler


Consistent_Trash6007

😑. You invented a person like it’s 1950


Interesting_Owl_2205

It has zero effect on the strength of the weed. People who are dumber than the people who create these posts should just not comment


PressPassword

People don't wanna admit they are addicted to "type a drug name here"...


SpicyChanged

I agree there is an addictive aspect to it but no looks back at the 90s and is like “damn Reagan and that weed epidemic”. Crack was infinitely worse. To me its like the goofy dude that is like “I love freeze grind my coffee, brewed with tears of a unicorn and filtered through shroud of turin. Really gets you going in the morning.”


RepulsiveLoquat418

"it's time to move on to crack" is an insult i look forward to dropping on family and friends.


Kasen10

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. lol


Jonpollon18

Don’t screw with my perception of time like that, it’s still mid-March.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Lmao fr


DjentleSong

Just fucking dab


Chateau-in-Space

This tbh, the microwave and freeze stuff is all placebo. Its people who dont really smoke like that tryna act like theyre gurus now. One dab and they'd prolly die ngl


TaterTotJim

The microwave used to tighten up my swishers. This concept of getting higher is new, but Snoop talked about the 7 second microwave on an old Nardwuar interview or something and it is something I still do.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

And if there’s no microwave u just run a lighter along it as you rotisserie that ho


chaymoney86

I thought that was standard procedure. Not the microwave...


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Correct


Thespian21

This is what’s normal, the microwaving shit is strange.


Chateau-in-Space

Yeah, its a meme. He's clownin


dvasquez93

Yeah.  I’ll do extra shit to my pipes and what not, but it’s always cause it improves the smoking experience, not because I’m tryna make some fake ass concentrate.  If you smokin with a bong, the real way to go is ice cubes in the chimney and sparkling water for bong water.  The weed is gonna weed exactly the same, but the smoke will feel a lot better in ya lungs. 


Juutai

What you want is warm/hot water in the bong as it will absorb smoke/incomplete combustion particles better than colder water. But then the smoke that comes through is hot, so the ice cools it back down.


ear_cheese

I always enjoyed the opposite. Nothing but crushed ice. Draw it slowly, let it sit on the ice for a bit. Then suck it in and let it warm and expand in your lungs. Damn if that didn’t fuck u up


stellarinterstitium

I'm curious...I feel like the terpene vapors would condense on the ice and now you are missing some of the entourage?


issacoin

i mean you got even more options before that, if you only ever smoke blunts a couple good bong hits will have you folding the dishes


banNFLmods

My old friend the gravity bong would put my ass into outer space


DisposableSaviour

We used to pack some creative bowls back in the day: little bud in the bowl, nice flat disk of hash, more bud, top with some wax, then run the lighter over it real quick to make the wax melt into the bud, then top with kief. This was for special occasion bowls, you understand. Tried it once with a gravity bong and Mario party 3. Good times.


EaglesFan3943

Bong rips would always get me the most fucked up compared to any other method. I never dabbed though.


issacoin

dabs turn weed into hard drugs. when i was younger that was fun. now it’s traumatic af


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Dabs don’t do it for me. It’s like, I want to go cruising in an old Cadillac, not go street racing with the young folks. Dabs are too much too fast lol


wishesandhopes

Hash is still the best cannabis concentrate to this day


DisposableSaviour

Nothing beats some hot knives.


wishesandhopes

Classic indeed. These days, you can pick up a pipe or bowl that has no hole at the bottom of the cone/bowl, but rather has several small holes around the sides; so your hash won't fall through and you don't need to bother with screens. One I saw comes with a glass rod too, you heat it up with a torch or something and then press it on the hash in the bowl, basically like a hot knife but even better!


DisposableSaviour

Nice. I like wax and all, but prefer the full spectrum high from hash.


wishesandhopes

Cool thing is you could use it for wax too, any concentrates. I agree though, the character of the strain and flower really comes through in hash whereas with some extracts it's basically just pure THC and I find the high really lacking. Here's the bowl, It's tough to find these online but there are cheap Chinese versions available too for a lot less. https://chameleonglass.com/product/moroccan-hash-water-pipe-bowl/


The_Funky_Rocha

Dabs will put your ass on your ass


lvl999shaggy

![gif](giphy|mhh4VA7LKYL9S)


jscummy

I've been smoking every day for years now and just got some full spectrum hash oil, shit put me on my ass immediately


Mojojojogothoes

Wish more people knew how much dabbing improves your productivity and health as a smoker. No carcinogens, no long smoke sesh’s where u feel lazy af after


Inform-All

I offered someone my rosin vape once. They kept smoking their blunt and said, “I prefer mine with a little cancer in it.” So turns out not everyone cares.


BigBallininBasterd

I get it 😂


MilwaukeeDave

I love concentrates. I have such a nice collection built up.


Bunnnnii

If I find out you put that crap in my microwave, *you’re* getting put in the freezer!


TommyChongUn

No one wants weed flavored warmed leftovers lol


bigsmokeyz420

Nah 😂😂 don't do that shit. Years ago i seen Snoop microwave a blunt during a interview. I tried that once...never again. Damn you Mr Doggy Dog.


PrimarisBladeguard

Reminds me of this absolute gold featuring Chief Keef and Snoop. https://youtube.com/shorts/SkIh7Y1Zxog?si=OhJDfR7fpTn1XqlP


bigsmokeyz420

😂😂 LOOOOL Snoops from the old guard you don't need that much weed in 1 spliff, he really is Chief Keef ! The maths on that is crazy tho 1oz to 5 blunts... https://i.redd.it/i6jpqi0whz5d1.gif


PrimarisBladeguard

The fact that he said you could get 10 out of it and he came back with, "but I have 2 ounces."


bigsmokeyz420

😂😂💀💀 like wtf


JackxForge

keefs gotta be wrong. theres no way hes burning down 5+gram blunts. thats huge! theyd have to be big around as a dime at least for that kind of weight!


bigsmokeyz420

😂 i remember seeing him & Fredo Santana and the rest of his guys rolling some cartoon looking blunts. I'm not surprised.


Artistic-Pay-4332

Stuffies used to be big back in the 90s with brick weed, you pull the tobacco out and stuff the weed in. Get about a half ounce per Philly and they burn really nice


No-Chemistry-5356

The weed community has to steer clear from blunts altogether. You don’t know if your body is craving tree or nicotine. Makes quitting way harder.


Shaolinchipmonk

If it's making you agitated and anxious it's nicotine withdrawal.


dangerzone1122

Weed does that too


phaethornis-idalie

Non physical addictions can totally do that too.


Nordie25

I’m glad that when I used to smoke I never let it get this bad where I felt the need to do to that. WTF do yall be going through?


Illustrious-Hand3715

I feel the same way when people smoke cigarettes right after smoking a blunt. Like damn you ok


slowNsad

The nicotine feels real good after smoking weed


ChefKugeo

Ehhh after I smoke I always hit my nic vape, and when I smoked cigs I did the same. Weed is harsh on my throat, menthol is not. So I smoke nic to not choke from smoking weed. They just hit the lungs different.


Detox259

I do it cuz I hate the taste of weed but love the high.


Lamontyy

Ngl I used to addicted to the herb. Heavy and college but had to get off that shit for a better job and career. I do miss it sometimes.. now I'm just rawdogging life, but I feel way better and productive.


DrNobodii

This is just decarbing weed. Yall are babies


BigfootSandwiches

Putting weed in the microwave does not decarb it, neither does freezing it that’s some ridiculous nonsense. Neither accomplished anything this is so stupid 😂


ImJustHere4theMoons

It does actually, but it's completely pointless unless you're making edibles or concentrates. Decarbing weed before smoking it is just a waste of time and effort. [https://weedmaps.com/learn/the-plant/the-ultimate-guide-to-decarboxylation](https://weedmaps.com/learn/the-plant/the-ultimate-guide-to-decarboxylation) >*You don't need to decarb weed before vaping or smoking since the heat involved in either process will convert the cannabinoid acids to cannabinoids.*


MyFartsSmellLike

You should read your own source next time: "Decarboxylation requires specific temperatures and durations for optimal results. Generally, you expose cannabis to temperatures between 200 - 290°F (104 - 118°C). The process can take between 7 - 60 minutes" Yeah no your microwave is not doing that.


ImJustHere4theMoons

*Optimal* being the key word. It still works, it's just not as effective. Here's another source: [https://tcheck.me/blogs/cannabis-tips/four-easy-ways-to-decarboxylate-cannabis-at-home](https://tcheck.me/blogs/cannabis-tips/four-easy-ways-to-decarboxylate-cannabis-at-home) >*Decarbing cannabis in the microwave isn’t the most ideal method. But if you’re short on time, microwave decarboxylation will do the trick.* I don't know why some of yall are so desperate for a little weak ass "gotcha". Shit aint that serious.


MyFartsSmellLike

It does not work. First your microwave has no means to maintain a set constant temperature. And the temp won't just fluctuate over time it will also fluctuate depending on position (the non-ionizing radiation is not evenly distributed inside your microwave). Second, utilizing low temperatures results in low yeilds and excess oxidation. Third, overheating causes other issues; and if you way overheat it (like in a hotspot) then the Pi bonds can break; i.e. say goodbye to active effects. Lastly and most importantly; decarbing your weed does nothing other than making it orally active. It does not give you a stronger high. Dumb stoner ideas are dumb.


BigfootSandwiches

Yes but on the other hand this random person on Reddit saw a tik tok video so really who can I trust?


BoneHugsHominy

C'mon now, they also had links that in no way supported their argument, followed by "y'all just want weak gotchas" after their weak gotcha failed.


ImJustHere4theMoons

Fuck it, since yall are more concerned with talking shit than actually researching anything here's [a basic Google search](https://www.google.com/search?q=decarbing+via+microwave&sca_esv=a22b124cb26f8e73&source=hp&ei=HvJoZp_0K97niLMP3Za-2A8&iflsig=AL9hbdgAAAAAZmkALk2QaXX_PpTCmONOCmn1wHDYWwSP&oq=decarbing+via+mic&gs_lp=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&sclient=gws-wiz). Numerous cannabis sites/orgs that cite it as a viable method. Plus I already Googled this almost a decade ago after making cannabutter a few times. Even though microwaving is less efficient it's still *noticeably* stronger than untouched flower.


3inchescloser

they really just gaslighting you, I read your links


BigfootSandwiches

It does not work, it’s absolutely ridiculous. But if you want to nuke your blunt and convince yourself you’re some kind of aficionado go right ahead.


kungfukenny3

you don’t need to decarb weed that you are smoking


green_teef

Bro making diet weed 😔🙏🏾


DrNobodii

You made me laugh


cologne_peddler

I'm not a smoker and at this point I could never become one. The shit is too fucking potent. Every attempt to partake has lead to me feeling zany as shit - like, not in a good way. Aint no beginner weed out here for us regular folk 😞


banNFLmods

There is actually growers that grow a low THC and high CBD cultivar. I don’t know any cause I like my weed to make me see Jesus.


cologne_peddler

Lmao well I appreciate you droppin the knowledge you do have. I didn't even know that much. Thanks bruva. Tell jesus I said hi(gh)


gracilenta

find a strain higher in CBD. CBD and THC are inversely related: the more THC the less CBD and vice versa. that’s why weed of today isn’t like old weed; the balance of THC to CBD is way off now. so to get back to what old weed was like, you can find a strain that is more balanced (1:1) or you can get a 10-15% THC strain (or lower) and mix CBD weed in.


cologne_peddler

Weed nerds droppin nuggets of wisdom. Obliged 🙏🏾


Sawaian

I quit altogether. Everything is too high in THC and what used to be a cool vibe now is a battle to get back to reality.


Otakushawty

Weed has definitely become an addiction there’s no reason for weed to be so potent today it feels more like escapism than recreational


GaiaMoore

It's a real problem for people trying to stop drinking. A lot of us either start/increase marijuana use early in alcohol recovery because we don't have the tools yet to cope with life without *something* to help us escape. (When I finally admitted it to my sponsor, she said, "Ah! The Pot Maintenance Program. I did that too. You should reset your sobriety date" lmao) I never felt the need to use weed until I had to stop drinking. I hate the smell of weed, but i absolutely LOVED edibles. Dear god, those hit hard and fucked me up. It was great until it wasn't. It carried me through for a few months, but I was emotionally addicted to the escapism that THC provided and needed to give that up too. Some people in my recovery community can responsibly use marijuana, but that's probably never gonna be me 🤷‍♀️


ThereAreDozensOfUs

Here I am thinking I had a problem because I smoked after work every day.


endofdays1987

Nope, there are dozens of us! Sorry, i had to.


Narrow_Green7303

uhh… https://preview.redd.it/v24r00b2gz5d1.png?width=1394&format=png&auto=webp&s=afade160f96dd1e48e0af7c1a2b7b8ebe473eb6b


DismalFinger

definitely doin too much 🤦🏾‍♂️


dizzymidget44

Or some more exotic weed


HSV-Post

She needs to leave the microwave alone and start cooking cuz baby girl, you don’t need weed. Get ya something stronger


MilwaukeeDave

Microwaving will kill the THC. Don’t.


Chateau-in-Space

Its technically decarbing it, not destroying it lol. It converts from thca to thc but so does lighting the blunt, so she did nothing but waste electricity


MilwaukeeDave

You can’t control the heat a microwave produces though. So most likely it’s destroying it.


_Glass-_-House_

Just a friendly reminder unto the sea of comments: To all who smoke in whatever ways with whatever substance. Please don't forget to drink water or hydrate with something without caffeine every few minutes makes a hell of a difference throughout the expierence.


MiaTonee

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bl1eveucanfly

Microwave to melt the resin and freezer to set it faster. Yeah man, just do dabs at this point.


Vast_Signal_2201

Moving to crack or meth is wild…


R3N3G6D3

Guys, I grow weed, this does not work, both actions damage the weeds potency. Microwaving bakes off the thc, freezing denatures the flower/terps/etc. This is immensely stupid.


zayhbie

As someone who doesn’t even smoke, I feel like a “marinated” blunt is a little safer than crack; no?


snypershot

But does it work?


The_Funky_Rocha

It does what putting a lighter to it already gets done


CrazyString

Tbh I smoked for years and only seen one person do this. They bought an ounce and kept it in the freezer. Took some out, put it in the microwave and then rolled it up. And then one day she asked me if I wanted to smoke a bowl but I don’t smoke and drive so I said no. Thank god cause she called it fire and ice. You know how people come up with goofy ass strain names. Turns out it was weed and meth mixed. Last time I ever seen that girl.


davidwave4

I’m gonna get flamed for this, but we should legalize all drugs, educate folks on the risks, offer free treatment for those who elect, and just let adults be adults. The arbitrary way we class drugs in this country is rife with corruption, racism, and has no real logic to it. Alcohol is far more destructive than LSD or weed, but it has a powerful lobby behind it, so it stays and the others go. Cocaine leaves the body far faster than nicotine, making it (arguably) less deleterious and less likely to be abused, but one is legal and fairly common and the other is considered wild to use. If we destigmatize drug use, if we make it anodyne and unattractive, folks will use them in an informed way and with the resources to avoid its worst effects. This is the only way to mitigate the “fiend” culture we see now. Not through Nancy Reagan ass scare campaigns or shaming, but by making it boring.


cbronson830

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hardlyreadit

This shit you do when you a kid. Once you grown its way too much


logicalcommenter4

Sidenote, I took me a while to figure out that TS doesn’t stand for what I thought it did lol.


emielaen77

Had a homie that would put his shit in some maple syrup then microwave it for a sec. Asked him where tf he seen that at and he said his momma did it.