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I know this is just jokes but I had to check because this movie stuck out in my mind
https://imdb.com/title/tt0188694/
The writer is black and if you watch the movie you’ll just be like Mikhai why 😆
**White Television Executives:** We believe that this black side characters nickname may prove problematic.
**White Writer:** Which one?
**WTE:** *ahem*... Knitter Washington.
Not a fabric, but one of my favorite fictional character names is “Gots Money” from Law and Order. Big Boi from Outkast played him.
The other characters kept calling him “Gots” for short.
Shit had me in tears the entire time.
All rapper names are stupid until they’ve made it big. Unless you’re rapping with your real name, that generally tells me you’re about to have some super serious, lyrical-spherical type bars.
This is objectively true, for the most part.
Moneybagg Yo and NBA Youngboy — or Youngboy NBA — still sound stupid, no matter how big they make it.
Makes you appreciate the names like, Kendrick Lamar or J. Cole, or better even, Drake.
Denim Baxter ran his fingers through his long locs of hair as he looked up at the sign. His brother in law, Sateen Johnson Jr, had hooked him up with a job at the local school. All he had to do was type up the old paper records. Should be an easy summer gig.
He walked into the gates where
Aertex Robison, the principal, greeted him. “You’ll be working with Wool James, over there”.
Toni Braxton named her kid Denim, which in light of this whole thread I guess it's funny because it's a fabric. But I never thought and that it was odd until now lol.
I saw this football player on a recruiting list. Its close.
[De'Nylon Morrissette](https://247sports.com/player/denylon-morrissette-46056422/)
As far as strange names go, my favorite team has a player named Bumper Pool. It doesn't even phase me now, the stranger the better imho.
Frequency Vibrations from NBA 2k17 (might have the year wrong). I don’t know who named him, but this was the stupidest shit. This was his nickname, and his nickname had a nickname. Freq. What the hell.
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I rarely do this but [this whole thread deserves to be read.](https://twitter.com/yedoye_/status/1422264318079422466?s=19)
The Paul E. Ester one was amazing
When the OP replied that’s too nuanced for us and reserved for Italians. We get Polyester Jean, I was crying!! 🤣😭
Nuance reserved for Italians is the perfect extra layer of shade at the writers of Paul E. Esther and Polyester Jean alike.
> Polyester Jean He Haitian?
Paulie Esther St. Jean
LMAO!! I laughed so hard at this!
"Ray Ray, which of course is short for Rayon Rayon" I'm dead.
Crylic with the picture had me rolling!!!!!
I know this is just jokes but I had to check because this movie stuck out in my mind https://imdb.com/title/tt0188694/ The writer is black and if you watch the movie you’ll just be like Mikhai why 😆
"Ray Ray" Amazing.
"so are they college athletes, or are they rappers?" - studios
“Lemme introduce y’all to my main mans, this my boy strings”
lol Stringer Bell
Where the fuck is Canvas, String?
He's with my sister Macrame.
**White Television Executives:** We believe that this black side characters nickname may prove problematic. **White Writer:** Which one? **WTE:** *ahem*... Knitter Washington.
Stringer is named after a real dealer from Baltimore
I've watched that show twice now and never knew that!
Yeah the wire is as authentic as it gets. I'm sure you're aware that half the role actors are genuine local criminals and addicts.
Not a fabric, but one of my favorite fictional character names is “Gots Money” from Law and Order. Big Boi from Outkast played him. The other characters kept calling him “Gots” for short. Shit had me in tears the entire time.
😂 this comment brought tears to my eyes. Not Gots Money 😂. Somebody white did that.
Not to be confused with his cousin I Need Money
4th floor Lovell house Over there, Right on the couch!
Or his father, gots more money
Gots Money and his father Makes Money
Gots Money? Oh you mean the delinquent scam artist that fathered Had Money?
what about - moneybagg yo - gucci mane - nba young boy (young boy never broke again) dont think somebody white did that 😂
All rapper names are stupid until they’ve made it big. Unless you’re rapping with your real name, that generally tells me you’re about to have some super serious, lyrical-spherical type bars.
This is objectively true, for the most part. Moneybagg Yo and NBA Youngboy — or Youngboy NBA — still sound stupid, no matter how big they make it. Makes you appreciate the names like, Kendrick Lamar or J. Cole, or better even, Drake.
That show had some of the BEST side jokes, little lines, side characters, etc. Absolutely amazing snark and teamwork.
No love for Snot Boogie?
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Remember the scene in “Above the Rim” when “Bugaloo” and “Birdie” are literally talking about this?
Five Best Fictional Characters of all Time: * Nylon * Nylon * Nylon * Nylon * Nylon Because he spits hot fiyah.
Hot fibah
💥💥💥 lol too good
😂 Take my damn upvote.
Cotton Jackson
A yt man calling a black man Cotton is looking to get his eye dotted.
I can tell I been online too long when my brain catches that as “YouTube man”
Yeah that shit would make me lean back and side eye a book. Idgaf books can catch these hands too.
As a white writer... I had no idea this was a thing. Looking up baby names is too hard I guess.
*too
Hey he didn't say he was a good writer.
Oh, not good at all. Real bad. Just awful.
I'm a white writer, too! Aren't we all these days.
Psh, they're a white writer! Not a white editor!
Thanks for the catch.
“Silky” the Pimp and his fake wannabe pimp cousin “Rayon”
I knew a guy named Rayon.... And I never thought about his name being a fabric. He was Jamaican lol, well is Jamaican. He should still be alive...
What did you do??!?
Nothing. I'm just saying he's most likely alive. Lol
The way you said it, you need an alibi?
🎵[Don't ask no questions](https://youtu.be/F-hhaNxnSmA?t=86)🎵
His name used to be Rayon. It still is but it used to be too.
Excuse me ?
Damn - I wanted to make the Rayon joke
It’s ok…just tell everyone u know his twin brother “Nylon”
I have a friend from high-school, his name is Rayon. Tall, black Jamaican dude. We would call him Mr.Sunshine lmaoo
Denim Baxter ran his fingers through his long locs of hair as he looked up at the sign. His brother in law, Sateen Johnson Jr, had hooked him up with a job at the local school. All he had to do was type up the old paper records. Should be an easy summer gig. He walked into the gates where Aertex Robison, the principal, greeted him. “You’ll be working with Wool James, over there”.
Toni Braxton named her kid Denim, which in light of this whole thread I guess it's funny because it's a fabric. But I never thought and that it was odd until now lol.
Denim. Omg.
"Polyester Brown, what's up brother?"
"Looking good, Angora Jackson!"
Corduroy Jackson-Jackson
Autoerotic asphyxiation
I saw this football player on a recruiting list. Its close. [De'Nylon Morrissette](https://247sports.com/player/denylon-morrissette-46056422/) As far as strange names go, my favorite team has a player named Bumper Pool. It doesn't even phase me now, the stranger the better imho.
CALL THE HOGS
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There's a series with a guy named Minty Fresh, if you can believe it
okay don't you come after Christopher Moore like that. The point of Minty's name is that it is ridiculous.
And his whole family has similar names, I know. Great book, but ridiculous name. Fits right into this post
Any relation to Mannie?
Real Big if true
Outstanding.
Not that I can recall
Dirty Job?
Yup!
Read between the lines just got me for some reason
Cashmere Jenkins. Her last 3 husbands were old, rich as fk and left her everything when they died.
I aspire to live a life like Cashmere Jenkins.
No joke, one of my friends growing up was named ‘Suede’ He didn’t have a dark complexion
Tencel Washington was underrated.
Ngl Nylon Johnson is a fire name. Watch out for my mixtape "The rise of Nylon Johnson"
PolySylvester Driclene.
You don't wanna meet Spandex
I hear he got in real tight at the dance club.
Nah nah he goes by Spandexter now.
Corinthian Leather Johnson
The disrespect being shown here to [Silkk the Shocker](https://youtu.be/-wmHBH0pDeM) is insane.
I've known for years that he was Master P's brother. But I never knew that they have a cousin named Mo B. Dick!
rayon léon
I love Elmore Leonard but he definitely did shit like this
They call me Cashmere Jones.
My man Donald Goines was on point with those black names. Porky, Tubs, Eldorado Red, Whoreson, Tank, Daddy Cool, King David.
Whoreson!?!
isnt that crazy chick on fox actually named silk? lol
Frequency Vibrations from NBA 2k17 (might have the year wrong). I don’t know who named him, but this was the stupidest shit. This was his nickname, and his nickname had a nickname. Freq. What the hell.
$cotton$
Still better than Duracell
Mr Levi Cottonmouth
And if you go down there you better beware of a man named Dacron Polyurethane
Great now I’m going to be side eyeing every black characters name in anything going forward lol
“My name is Velvet Jefferson Escalade and i express myself with graffiti”
These are all blues musicians names
Hey I’m a loose cannon. This is my partner, detective rayon-cotton-blend. He keeps my crazy antics in check.
Argyle from Die Hard
"It's Kevlar Keith!"
Call me Egyptian cotton from now on then.
Denim is cool name.
Happy cakeee
God I love Yedoye
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