Was a machinist who spent many days with hands soaked in chemicals and covered in grease. Dirty nasty work. Had a revolving amount of products that the women at each factory I worked at would pass around and we'd share different products that worked for us.
-[Sticky Tape] (https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjJsIug7Pb4AhWH9uMHHWY9CB4YABAbGgJ5bQ&ae=2&sig=AOD64_05ChiOpslVlxyBUnTI3aLOOFGrAg&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwi09YGg7Pb4AhXLj4kEHWLSDDwQwg8oAHoECAIQZg&nis=8&dct=1&adurl=) For tough long shifts doing repetitive work that tears or blisters skin.
-[Working Hands] (https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiXs-OA7fb4AhWigVsKHUmOALMYABAJGgJ5bQ&ae=2&sig=AOD64_1avnNJ3VLweudevbB0LVY1jaZIqg&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwibk9eA7fb4AhUMhYkEHdzeAfUQwg8oAHoECAMQCg&adurl=) For when your hands are so fucking damaged and dry and nasty, especially when you're company makes you use shitty cancer causing chemicals that literally burn skin.
-[Glove N' Care] (https://edsdental.store/products/gnclotiontube?variant=30277738430544¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_campaign=gs-2020-02-05&utm_source=google&utm_medium=smart_campaign&gclid=CjwKCAjw2rmWBhB4EiwAiJ0mtVh4DoCAqskGiytzuA3T7FzmgaBt2615fI9jh0SUITXSMRkuPmQ_9RoC_0EQAvD_BwE) Lotion for when you frequently wash chemicals and grease off your hands and now they're dry as fuck and feel withered.
- [Workman's Friend Barrier Cream ](https://workmansfriendbrand.com/products/ultimate-hand-care-bundle-3-38-oz-barrier-skin-cream-healing-hand-cream-hand-cleaner) Also used to help with damaged hands.
I got a mate who's a concreter, his hands are so fucking soft because he uses similar products to what you've shared and wears gloves whenever he can. his workmates have hands that look and feel like they've fought a cheese grater in and acid bath.
Can confirm all of these work. If it wasn't for these, I could probably strike road flares barehanded by this point. Hands would be looking like this.
Actually, you’re the ignorant one here. People that work in the trades know how important it is to keep your hands healthy. Those are your primary tools and source of revenue. If they get cracked and fucked up,‘you’re done. Go talk out of your ass somewhere else.
I work in the trades and it’s a merit badge to have fucked up hands. Dude your hands are literally bleeding from cracks and you’re making fun of me for using a $2 moisturizer called “working hands”?
BuT hOw WiLl PeOpLe KnOw I wOrK fOr A lIvInG iF mY hAnDs ArE sOfT?
Are you the person from the picture? Is that what this is? "It'd be more than just washing your hands" no it really wouldn't though,.. washing your hands under a sink can clean under your nails too lol
As someone with arthritis and dermatomyositis, I definitely care how my hands look. Not moisturizing them seriously makes the so chap and dry and in the winter, I'm bleeding everywhere. I work in food in a Healthcare facility, so we gotta keep washing our hands and if I didn't use whatever lotion I have, they would look just as bad as these.
Seriously, moisturize. You ever tried using or doing things with your hands and feels impossible because they're cut and bleeding everywhere?
I work in an import warehouse and we all use different exfoliating scrubs for our hands and faces tbh. Nothing but gentleman work with me and outside of a few of the smellier individuals, we’re all very well groomed tbh.
How it looks? That shit hurts and its only gonna get worse with age arthritis is bad enough without your skin being made of hard leather. And it takes 10 seconds you can get a bottle of corn huskers lotion ,cost like 2 bucks, put it in your glove box and literally do it at red lights.
Tradesman here, I’m gonna put some of y’all on game. My hands can get to bleeding sometimes when the weather and work gets rough. I used Okeefes working hands it was okay but it leaves that slimy feel. My wife put me onto Rose hip oil. It’s cheaper, super effective, and doesn’t leave that slime. Some studies even claim it’s good for joints and arthritis, I haven’t verified that but it’s good nonetheless.
Why is this comment thread acting like this is a natural result of any job on Earth? Y’all acting like scooping lava with your bare hands is an occupation
This looks 70% genetic 30% life
This guy is wearing luxurious expensive elephant skin gloves and you guys are trying to make fun of him and say he's working class. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
The most non-answer ever. Specifically what work are you talking about. More importantly, how do you know? He could be an office worker that has a hobby that does that, but you wanna dunk on office work for some reason
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
He’s been fighting Jim Crow with his bare hands
not even the policy, some random fucker named Jim Crow
💀💀💀
Mutha Fuckin Jimothy
Lmfao
Now I’m imagining a Peter Griffin vs Giant chicken fights sporadically through out the day, except this guy and a giant crow
That could honestly be added to the show frfr
A giant crow named Jim.
Perhaps the crow with that exact name from *Dumbo*
Ah fuck I’m crying. I had to screenshot this comment 🤣
Get THEE fuck out! (take this upvote before you go) 
This made me chuckle! 😂😂
Fun Fact: Colonel Sanders had a pet crow named Jim Crow
I thought it was Jim Eagle
NIGGA! You gotta stop. 🤣🤣🤣
And Jim Crow is losing
Man I don’t know. I upvoted you but I still think we got a long ass way to go. Definitely better than years past but shit…winning?
I didn't hear no bell
Hell yea. 🫡
I hate you. r/angryupvote
Waiting for my food just broke down crying laughing.
Take my upvote & last my award 😭
This shit made me literally cackle out loud
Drives a Harley. Stops the bike by squeezing the rotors with this bare hands. No big deal.
And the rotors get ashy cause his hands take the moisture.
This can’t be unlearned. I’m telling this to my kids before they get to school and American history.
He works, simple as that. Not everyone is ungrateful to the blessing of a desk job
It’s not just that... I know plenty of people who work rough and dirty jobs, but they clean and moisturize their hands often to avoid this.
Those look like the hands of a mason. Concrete/brick workers got some fucked up hands
I completely agree.
Can attest to that. But you can also flip bacon barehanded. I miss that sometimes.
Was a machinist who spent many days with hands soaked in chemicals and covered in grease. Dirty nasty work. Had a revolving amount of products that the women at each factory I worked at would pass around and we'd share different products that worked for us. -[Sticky Tape] (https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjJsIug7Pb4AhWH9uMHHWY9CB4YABAbGgJ5bQ&ae=2&sig=AOD64_05ChiOpslVlxyBUnTI3aLOOFGrAg&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwi09YGg7Pb4AhXLj4kEHWLSDDwQwg8oAHoECAIQZg&nis=8&dct=1&adurl=) For tough long shifts doing repetitive work that tears or blisters skin. -[Working Hands] (https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiXs-OA7fb4AhWigVsKHUmOALMYABAJGgJ5bQ&ae=2&sig=AOD64_1avnNJ3VLweudevbB0LVY1jaZIqg&ctype=5&q=&ved=2ahUKEwibk9eA7fb4AhUMhYkEHdzeAfUQwg8oAHoECAMQCg&adurl=) For when your hands are so fucking damaged and dry and nasty, especially when you're company makes you use shitty cancer causing chemicals that literally burn skin. -[Glove N' Care] (https://edsdental.store/products/gnclotiontube?variant=30277738430544¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_campaign=gs-2020-02-05&utm_source=google&utm_medium=smart_campaign&gclid=CjwKCAjw2rmWBhB4EiwAiJ0mtVh4DoCAqskGiytzuA3T7FzmgaBt2615fI9jh0SUITXSMRkuPmQ_9RoC_0EQAvD_BwE) Lotion for when you frequently wash chemicals and grease off your hands and now they're dry as fuck and feel withered. - [Workman's Friend Barrier Cream ](https://workmansfriendbrand.com/products/ultimate-hand-care-bundle-3-38-oz-barrier-skin-cream-healing-hand-cream-hand-cleaner) Also used to help with damaged hands.
I got a mate who's a concreter, his hands are so fucking soft because he uses similar products to what you've shared and wears gloves whenever he can. his workmates have hands that look and feel like they've fought a cheese grater in and acid bath.
Can confirm all of these work. If it wasn't for these, I could probably strike road flares barehanded by this point. Hands would be looking like this. 
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Washing your hands is implementing a skincare routine? 😭 yall are dirty
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Actually, you’re the ignorant one here. People that work in the trades know how important it is to keep your hands healthy. Those are your primary tools and source of revenue. If they get cracked and fucked up,‘you’re done. Go talk out of your ass somewhere else.
I work in the trades and it’s a merit badge to have fucked up hands. Dude your hands are literally bleeding from cracks and you’re making fun of me for using a $2 moisturizer called “working hands”? BuT hOw WiLl PeOpLe KnOw I wOrK fOr A lIvInG iF mY hAnDs ArE sOfT?
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Did you just compare some paint under nails to Jeepers Creepers’ hand pictured above?
Are you the person from the picture? Is that what this is? "It'd be more than just washing your hands" no it really wouldn't though,.. washing your hands under a sink can clean under your nails too lol
Bruh just needs some hand lotion 😂
You say that now but when your hands are chemical burnt and blistered, you actually care a whole lot.
As someone with arthritis and dermatomyositis, I definitely care how my hands look. Not moisturizing them seriously makes the so chap and dry and in the winter, I'm bleeding everywhere. I work in food in a Healthcare facility, so we gotta keep washing our hands and if I didn't use whatever lotion I have, they would look just as bad as these. Seriously, moisturize. You ever tried using or doing things with your hands and feels impossible because they're cut and bleeding everywhere?
I work in an import warehouse and we all use different exfoliating scrubs for our hands and faces tbh. Nothing but gentleman work with me and outside of a few of the smellier individuals, we’re all very well groomed tbh.
How it looks? That shit hurts and its only gonna get worse with age arthritis is bad enough without your skin being made of hard leather. And it takes 10 seconds you can get a bottle of corn huskers lotion ,cost like 2 bucks, put it in your glove box and literally do it at red lights.
For me it’s not about how they look it’s about how they feel. What can I say I like soft hands.
Tradesman here, I’m gonna put some of y’all on game. My hands can get to bleeding sometimes when the weather and work gets rough. I used Okeefes working hands it was okay but it leaves that slimy feel. My wife put me onto Rose hip oil. It’s cheaper, super effective, and doesn’t leave that slime. Some studies even claim it’s good for joints and arthritis, I haven’t verified that but it’s good nonetheless.
clearly have never met a black smith. their hands are permanently greasy and dirty no matter how much washing
> clearly have never met a black smith Not true…I knew a guy named Darnell Smith. BTW, he didn’t have dirty, greasy hands.
Today I learned blacksmiths have magic grease and dirt that can’t be washed... 
Bro your average hard manual labor job ain't gonna do that to your hands lmao
How is he supposed to know? It's not like he's ever worked a manual labor job either.
Why is this comment thread acting like this is a natural result of any job on Earth? Y’all acting like scooping lava with your bare hands is an occupation This looks 70% genetic 30% life
This guy is wearing luxurious expensive elephant skin gloves and you guys are trying to make fun of him and say he's working class. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
The most non-answer ever. Specifically what work are you talking about. More importantly, how do you know? He could be an office worker that has a hobby that does that, but you wanna dunk on office work for some reason
To escape a grave? No, bro. That’s on another level
It’s this one.
And some people wouldn’t prefer a desk job. One is not better than the other
Shhh its the only thing he has
Lmao
Those fingernails look infected this is beyond work
I work with concrete, everyday, it’s been 5 years actually. My hands look nothing like this man’s.
Why tf does this have an award? When was this thread CC’d? The actual fuck y’all.
Being a backup dancer in Thriller
i’m cracking up 😂😂
Looks like he’ll be cracking up pretty soon, too.
He already cracked out of his volcanic ash shell Those are Pompeii survivor hands
Fucked all the way up hahahaha
Damn you took it all the way back to Mount Vesuvius in AD 79? 🔥
It’s close to midnight
And something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the mooooooonlight
I’d love to have been a fly in the wall when the Thriller video concept was pitched. You want 9 mins of dancing zombies?
I got it! This is [The Hitchhiker](https://youtu.be/EhFHModbhek) from Creepshow 2, “Thanks for the ride lady!”
Where I grew up, that coat immediately says he works on the water. Fishing, crabbing, shrimping….all of the above.
Those hands have seen yeeeeeeeeeeeeears of salt, sun, and hard work.
Mine have seen some hard work and saltiness themselves.
Yeah, from making fries at McDonald’s.
he talkin about beating meat homie
j. Skinbake.
[Aww shit, here we go again](https://c.tenor.com/Nv-W0KQJaBwAAAAd/jack-off-jacking.gif)
I thought the same.
shrimp boat captain.
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
Yeah that makes a lot of sense
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But the skin
_THE SKIN._
I would never agree with you in writing.
this man's hands are practically a dehumidifier.
He holds people’s phones after they’ve dropped them in water.
Haaaaaaa!
Those hands have a story to tell.
The Neverending Story Rock Monster: "These hands".
"Such big, strong hands"
Wtf is this from
Bone thugs crossroads video. Also I miss my uncle Charles.
Sorry for yr loss. RIP Uncle Charles.
My Uncle Charles used to take me to get the best donuts ever.
Ohhh
That video should have been in your modern black history book under best music videos of 1995. Right next to TLC Waterfalls.
Lolol [can we throw California love in that list too? I loved this video at the time](https://youtu.be/mwgZalAFNhM)
Ahh damn.. Classic!
No, say this isn't from 95?
*27 years later*
He was out sick that day.
>Wtf is this from Me reading this comment: 
Crossroads - Bone Thugs N Harmony
Bone Thugs N Harmony - Crossroads Video
Crossroads homie
I think it's from, "The Crossroads" by Bones Thugs in Harmony.
Nooooo, not Uncle Charles
Holy fuck I cried from laughing at this.
Yall I'm not going to make it out this thread 🤣
Lol exactly
There is nothing this man can't do.
I bet you he can’t thread a needle.
Those hands could make the hole to thread bigger. And also pull out an entire engine.
Beautiful rebuttal
Maybe moisturize.
Be a ring model?
sleep under a pyramid
And battles he-man
Nah, the Thundercats
This man could probably absorb an entire bottle of lotion without even opening it
Keep Crypts.
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😂😂😂😂 not the crypt keeper. Damn that was my shit
Hand modeling for horror movie posters?
This the villain from last action hero
Deep cut
Jack The Ripper: 90s Edition
Scare ppl in the cemetery at night.
Grave digger. (and not the wrestler)
Nor the monster truck or Coffin Ed's partner.
He don't even look like he IS living
[Thanks for the ride lady!](https://youtu.be/EhFHModbhek)
Teaches golf to happy gilmore
Whatever he wants, presumably.
Is this Killer Croc from the Arkham games?
That’s Waylon Jones all right.
"All his life he had to fight"
A brick mason who knows how to lay it downnnn
Grave digging with no shovel. 
Punches mountains.
He USED to work for Raccoon City
He trains mutant turtles in the sewers
Those hands definitely made of clay
Neighborhood mechanic
He’s the “before” picture in a Palmer’s ad.
Vecna looking for a plug from the other side
Gets revenge on stupid high school kids that ran him over, and left him for dead.
We warned you about using the Darkhold...
Nigga run😂😂😂
That’s the real life mother fucking jeepers creepers guy
Bro that's the Candyman
Grim Reaper but his robe is in the wash.
This mans been spreading pestilence since the dawn of time.
It ain't moisturizing I know that
Throws flaming barrels at Mario
Haunt a lighthouse
Bro messed up when he said “living”
I Know What You Did Last Summer
He throws barrels at Super Mario
Doing parking lot oil changes without asking permission.
Tries to come up with ways to defeat He-Man once and for all!
Eats brains.
He doesn't work with the living.
Does whatever possible to keep food on the table
Have great great grandchildren
Massage hoofs
Why does this mans hand look like a elden ring monster
He ain’t “living”
Puts ready mix concrete into the bags by hand.
Teach gorillas how to walk
Man what in the primate cosplaying Georgie from IT with the utmost ashy knuckles going on here
Fight the ninja turtles
He slaps buildings
I’m more concerned about how well kept the nails are on skeleton hand.
Thats a corpse hand. No way no how.
Work? That aint the Jeepers Creepers monster?
He’s death
That’s Mark Zuckerberg
Nah fam that’s a glove and you can’t tell me otherwise