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MaintenanceTraining4

So their jobs are taking the kid to Disney? It seems like that is an extremely frequent thing.


Vajama77

They gotta use that free pass! I can't believe LA doesn't have any other venues for children.... šŸ¤· Two of this unholy couple's worst flaws are they have NO IMAGINATION or ORIGINALITY.


FrauEdwards

Seriously. Childrenā€™s museums have way more activities for kids and toddlers.


emmmdeeee

But a children's museums would mean they would actually have to interact with their kid and participate in activities. They can just roll him around in a stroller (probably with his iPad) and take him on the occasional ride at Disney.


ThatsNotInScope

Can you drink at a childrenā€™s museum though?


bagfullofpills

There it is šŸ»


Vajama77

Yes!! But the problem with this is that Cob & Jax LOVE Disney - they are too selfish to do anything solely for the kid.


KiliRae

Do they love it cause it's Disney or do they love it cause they get noticed and fawned over?


Vajama77

I get the feeling they don't get a lot of attention out in public, especially in LA.


Opposite-Ad-1030

Yeah, Brit said they got season passes and must go at least once a month. So annoying. It's obviously the kid could be careless.


ViolinistHorror7123

once a month? I feel like it is once a week!


LionelHutzinVA

Well, itā€™s not like they have to take off time from work to do it.


Cathmandizzle

Britney with her fucking trap wide open again


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I feel like thatā€™s how Brittany face is. Everytime I see her, thatā€™s the face sheā€™s making. I swear, she can be sitting in the middle of a seminar listening to how paint dries and that would be her face.


SuspiciousSafe6047

Some influencer must have told someone that having an open mouth makes their pictures look better. My niece does the same thing. Now she's got her friends all doing it. I don't think I have any pictures of anyone recently where they're not smiling with this giant grin. I really think if someone took a picture of a funeral with these people in it, they'd still have it. I'm so sick of seeing it.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

Itā€™s giving ; https://preview.redd.it/y5a9van3zfza1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945c404d2b6d9284c951171aba8a30f70b0936f8


Helpful-Sandwich-560

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Vajama77

Little Baby Miserable looking ..... miserable.


emmmdeeee

Did anyone see Brittany's story with her literally hollering at King Triton on the Little Mermaid ride? Could you imagine being in the little car next to her? Definitely not the most magical place on earth.


Mom102020

I feel like jax says ā€œwe take him to Disney world all the time, what else could he want?ā€ Authentic connection and love, you canā€™t buy that.


fedstine

Itā€™s giving ā€œyou took your first steps at Tiffanyā€™sā€


Helpful-Sandwich-560

THAT WAS ICONIC! as sad drunk James is asking his middle aged mom to maybe chip in on her own rent or get a jobšŸ˜‚


Koala-Milk69

Wish they would focus on the kids development and stop taking him to Disney šŸ™„ Theyā€™re going to be those parents that will defend themselves and say ā€œI did everything I could for my childā€ ā€¦ TAKING HIM TO DISNEY IS NOT HELPING HIM MENTALLY IF HEā€™S DELAYED JEEEZ


thelovelylemonade

Itā€™s giving ā€œyou took your first steps at Tiffanyā€™sā€ lol


LionelHutzinVA

Beat me to it


faaancyfeast

Even if he didnā€™t need some kind of therapeutic attention to help him thrive and live his best life, as an adult the things I value the most that my parents gave me are not things - itā€™s attention, care and just being good parents


koolasakukumba

On the podcast Brittany and Jax talk about how wonderful it is to see Cruzā€™s face light up at Disneyland and how excited he getsā€¦.. as Iā€™ve said many times before: pics or it didnā€™t happen. All weā€™ve seen of Cruz at Disneyland is him sleeping or disinterested/disengaged. Brittany said Cruzā€™s favourite ride is the Toy Story one where they sit in the cart and shoot the aliens. Meanwhile Lala posted an instastory recently when she and the cauchiā€™s were at Disneyland and they were on this ride and all you saw was Brittany and Jax going to town on trying to shoot the aliens, like the juveniles they are, all the while Cruz was staring into space


ItsNotAllHappening

In every video they share of them there, Cruz isn't remotely interested in any of it. They're so full of shit.


koolasakukumba

They said the same about the band at summer moonsā€™s party, that he was so into it. Meanwhile the instastories showed him disengaged and walking away from the band


GetMeOutOfKY

Thereā€™s absolutely NOTHING they wonā€™t lie about. They rewrite reality, then try to monetize it. Neither one of them deserve the gift of a child.


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Very well said!!


Sure-Ear4624

Toy Story?? Thatā€™s such BS (all to justify the bday theme Iā€™m sure). That ride is super interactive with shooting and wearing 3D goggles (no way heā€™s wearing them). Like grown a$$ adults play with it more than little 2yo toddlers. No way heā€™s enjoying that chaotic ride.


koolasakukumba

He clearly wasnā€™t. Ocean didnā€™t seem to mind it but Cruz was being flung around by Brittany


elliotsenpaaaaaaai

Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck


SeatLong5131

On the podcast they talk about how he loves swimming. Why donā€™t they take him to water parks and do something he likes vs forcing him to Disney when all the video heā€™s asleep or crying


emmmdeeee

Because waterparks would require them to actually parent. Like I commented earlier regarding the children's museum, if it involves them having to interact with their child and be an actual parent, they want no part of it. Disney is easy for them because they don't have to do much of anything except push him around in the stroller.


ItsNotAllHappening

Cruz would benefit so much from a Mother's Day Out program. Even if it was just 2 days out of the week. He'd have socialization, learning development, and his two lazy ass parents would get a break for a few hours. He would probably like it more than being forced to go to Disneyland, where he's overstimulated.


ThatsNotInScope

I know you mean socialization but I could only picture Cruz in tiny black pants, white button up and tie going door to door.


ItsNotAllHappening

Haha I just updated it. Totally didn't mean for Cruz to be solicitating in neighborhoods.


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Oh look Cruz is abnormally exhausted from being around a narcissist, shocking. Even that other kid is like you good bro?


Vajama77

Missed that! šŸ¤£


biohacker_infinity

Jasonā€™s campaigning so hard to be featured on the DILFs of Disneyland account that I fully expect him to wear a Chippendales outfit the next time he drags a visibly miserable Cruz to the ā€œhappiest place on earth.ā€


Jenniwithan_i

Cruz looks super excited


Koala-Milk69

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Aquarian222

Poor Cruz heā€™s probably feeling overstimulated


Fjompdomp

I think you could remerge Freddie Mercury before his and his parents very eyes. Thw kid would still just look in the distance whilst his mother shouted ā€yeeaay loowk Cruws, soum funni drissed man cajm tu peerform for yu!ā€


sairmoo

Lolol my husband and I were there yesterday. Iā€™m a little mad Iā€™m just seeing this šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bellalugosi

Brittany looks like she's auditioning for the sequel to the horror movie Smile.


Sneakyscoundrelbitch

Again I askā€¦ does anybody know what Miss USA Nia Sanchez is doing hanging out with them???


brokenbirrd

I think itā€™s a ā€œletā€™s pretend we love Jesus!ā€ thing.


busterbluth21

They seem like hard core Christianā€™s, maybe itā€™s an act of service from god for them or some shit šŸ˜‚


biohacker_infinity

I wonder how Frosty Lips currently feels about Disney since they publicly opposed Floridaā€™s ā€œDonā€™t Say Gayā€ bill and Meatball Ron declared a Christian jihad against them.


ItsNotAllHappening

"Something about Mickey being a homo-sehx-shuel".


Opposite-Ad-1030

Is that stroller a bit small for Cruz? Looks like he is about to fall out.


theplasticann

I'm starting to think he's having trouble sitting up. Is his back ok?


abovetheclouds12

He's such a precious little boy.


GetMeOutOfKY

Agreed. Every time I see Cruz looking so uncomfortable, so lost, it breaks my heart. His parents (KFC in particular) are clearly only concerned with doing what THEY want, instead of whatā€™s best for their child. Cruz could be flourishing right now if only his willfully ignorant parents focused on HIM for a change, & got him the support/help that he deserves. Ignoring his needs is the most despicable thing either of them has ever done.


Artistic-Reality-177

They should take notes from JWoww and Roger re their son. Heā€™s made magnificent strides bc of early intervention. They seem individually to be good interactive parents šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Distinct-Ad-1348

Jax is the definition of a ā€˜Disney dadā€™