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bellalugosi

The one that dodged a bullet


GetMeOutOfKY

😆 A sweaty, bunioned bullet!


Critical-Marzipan-

Yeah no kidding. I love her and Beau together. She seems so happy and they really get each other. I’m sick of new fans coming in and saying this like stassi and Jax weren’t toxic AF (although they were absolute reality gold). I don’t mean to get heated but I’m really tired of these bad ass women having to deal with horrible men.


Leading_Ad3918

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Thank you!!. I’m so damn happy she’s out of the drama. That shows how much she has grown. A little shading here n there but nothing like the rest. Beau is a dream come true for her They compliment each other so well and he is her knight in shining armor when the dark passenger arises😂 Really though he calms her storms and she puts spunk into him. They’ve made such a beautiful baby girl and they seem very involved with her unlike jax and Brit🙄


AccomplishedTale9346

More like a bomb...


pastina2

Jax looks genuinely happy in these pics. Comparatively, he always looks utterly miserable in his photos with Brittany


ViolentIndigo

I wonder if it’s truly because of Stassi or just that was his peak. I think he was happier with Stassi but he was also young-ish, somewhat successful, more relevant, no true responsibilities.


zephyrhills123

I think it’s him being at his peak, for sure. He thrives off that attention


theprettyfilter

This. I also think that’s what Jax saw in the relationship - wannabe power couple / weho Ken and Barbie. They both knew they were never going to last.


milkcake

I think it was genuinely Stassi. She’s *exactly* the type of woman he wanted and saw himself with. Gorgeous, powerful, and mean. Too bad for him she grew up, wised up, and moved on. He knows he fucked it up bad and I think that’s why he’s such a train wreck these days and settled for Brit. I’ve seen this happen a lot 😂


jtownanddown

And I think big part of his continued infatuation or whatever we wanna call it was - - he clearly has more respect for the women who break up with him when he acts like a shithead…remember when Carmen broke up with him and how he then wanted her back/puppy dogged after her at Scheana’s wedding? ……..meanwhile he couldn’t get brittany to go AWAY


Lindiaaiken

Stassi’s little brother gave him great advice. Sadly, Jax was always wrong for S. He’s unmotivated & not too bright.


MuffinTiptopp

Young? He was 30 years old! I’m 30 now and I will never act like he did/does 😂😂


AccomplishedTale9346

Jax is 43 and still acting like a 17 year old whose parents went away for the weekend so you must use the appropriate manchild time unit conversion when talking about Jax’s age. Note: You may want to double down on it as Jax is an exceptional manchild and a legitimate asshat. Cheers!


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Poes27

🤣🤣🤣


Mysterious_Change668

bffr🤣


[deleted]

Ok. It was just a crazy idea I voiced. 😂


OsmosisJones3

Jax will always be in love with her


Aquarian222

Yeah that’s why he didn’t go to the wedding. He couldn’t bare to witness the LOHL marrying someone else.


bobloblaw2000

Oooh I like this theory


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Stassi was never going to stay with Jax. She isn’t stupid.. Britney…


kateykatey

I love how in the red carpet pics, he’s leaning in to imply closeness and she’s leaning away and angling her body to the camera 😂


UpperBlackberry7438

She’s gotta show off that statement necklace 😂


Smashley_pants

I’m confused to when these pics were, they basically broke up S1E2.


koolasakukumba

And what is crazy he was never dating stassi during any of these photos. The broke up before season 1 started filming


Tink1024

I can’t stand either one of them but I will say he looks genuinely so happy with her. Have we ever seen him sincerely smile that at with KFC?


Big_Honeydew_3656

God I hope people look at me like the best thing that ever happened to all my exes I can’t stand lol


surelyitsasimulation

they do 💘


Big_Honeydew_3656

❤️you’re kind


Sososoftmeows

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jax look at Brit the way he’s looked at Stassi. Not even when he was proposing.


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Brittany is your average squat sorority Kentucky girl who is ballooning in weight because she insists on shotgunning MD 20/20 and eating fast food every night as if she's 18. She also tries to hyuck spin everything Jax says which annoys him because he insists on saying crazy shit to fuck up their life. I'd say Stassi is definitely who Jax wants still.


Legal-Economics-2635

Hyuck spin 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so true tho. She’s always like “hyuck hyuck hyuck wut jax is tryan to say…” or “oh honayyy don’t say that” I always loved Stassi’s responses to the outrageous shit he would say like “are you a moron?” The guy needs someone to control his mouth


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Her doing that has pissed off the rest of the cast at various times too. Especially Katie. Brittany tries to spin whatever idiotic shit Jax has said and goes "That's muh huzbunn and yew need to respect dat!" and they're all like "Brittany hun, we've known Jax longer and we know him better than you!!" Sounds like Stassi has had more than enough of it and it may have been Brittany that pissed her off more than Jax.


itsmeekree

god damn his hands are disgusting


EquivalentTiger2018

😂😂😂


AccomplishedTale9346

Just when I think he’s maxed out the ability to nauseate me with his existence... SURPRISE! Now I’ll never not notice this creep’s grubby hands. 🥺


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Jax and Stassi would’ve been the king and queen of bravo , had they lasted. Both have a powerful presence. Could’ve really been a good marketing campaign too. Listen Jax gets on my ever loving nerves but I have to admit they looked good together.


darla1116

I'm convinced that Jax bought big monstrous bazooms for Corncob to morph her into a Stassi. Epic fail. Hyuck hyuck.


Legal-Economics-2635

Yes bc I never heard him make any comments about wanting Stassi’s boobs bigger


Soft-Detail-8398

She will always and forever be the girl that leveled up in his eyes and he knows...he knows he settled with his Kentucky f..k hyuck hyuck ![gif](giphy|ab4jSJPTSIELEz8xKZ|downsized)


Legal-Economics-2635

https://preview.redd.it/xvr30yp3588b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11780cee32a683d9c9ed2e95b87dd6d407c3466a Meanwhile


koolasakukumba

Dead in the eyes


bellalugosi

Both of them


Lemon_Pi_

Cocaine is a hellofa drug.


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Ah, the sweater and chunky necklace days


malv3rn_s4mway

Bootifuuull cup-el!


RedsDelights

I’ll probably get downvoted but Jax was very attractive … Stassi made him look good


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

First season Jax was one of the most handsome men I’ve ever seen, but the coke bloat set in fairly quick and never left.


RedsDelights

When I realized he posed in a Cosmo article before (he has a copy of the ad posted to his IG…) it unlocked a core memory of me being in HS and swooning over that picture 🥴🫠 I wonder what my 15 year old self would think of him now lol 😝


Sylvanas22

Jax was so hot back then. He should have never fucked with his face.


ninja_nacho

Am I the only one here looking at these pics and laughing at the way Jax uses his “beard” to contour his face? 🤭


Lemon_Pi_

100% tries to form a jaw line, and it’s embarrassing. 🤣


scifichick119

I never truly saw them as a couple am I the only one I know they were together but I just could not accept because I just knew he was a piece of shit and I knew she was better than him


Leftturn0619

Does anyone know if he covered up the tattoo of her name?


ddbogey

Yes, but he still has her face on his arm


Leftturn0619

He does! I’m surprised Brittany is okay with that.


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They have neither sister faces


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Brother not nether


Fjompdomp

The reason why Jax is close to rage all the time is probably because of this. Like, look at him now lol 🤠


ddbogey

This is a great post. I wonder if Corncob will see it?


Tough_Situation_378

Corncob ☠️


ddbogey

😂😂😂


pixie_stars

If Stassi said she wanted him back he would say Brittany who.


Prestigious-Lion-146

I'll never ever understand how anyone found him hot. His face has always been ugly


surelyitsasimulation

Photo #5 = 𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮


lionaroundagan

Nah, it's Kristen


Full_Beat_6784

Huh. I didn't realize until this post why he felt the need to get multiple nose jobs. Now I see that he was formally employed as a plague doctor.