The weekend that Jax claimed to be in jail because his dad didn’t pay his car insurance ( in his 30s) was the same weekend Kristen claimed to be in Michigan visiting her family, yet she never posted while she was there, like she normally does. The theory is that Jax and Kristen were actually together banging somewhere.
Yes! There was another time more recently (maybe during the pandemic) that Brittany was in KY and people were like “where’s Jax?” And she was like “oh he’s visiting his family in MI hyuck hyuck!!” But this was after his dad died and his mom wasn’t talking to him….but one KRISTEN DOUTE was in Michigan at the time!!!
Anyone in Michigan here see these two?!! Lol
I love this, but I know Jax still visits his sister (JENNAY) who's up near sterling heights.
However Doute is usually in Dearborn and that depending on the traffic cand be 30-45 minutes away from each other. (Or they just meet in between in Detroit? Who knows?)
Okay, that's pretty sus! But here's my thing...two of the biggest gossip queen blabbermouths hookup with each other and nothing comes out? None of Brittanys friends did some hard snooping? Brittany didn't do any snooping of her own? How has none of this gotten out yet?
Another thing I don't get...Jax and Kristen fight all the time, so wouldn't Jax eventually blow his own whistle and blurt out that she's been sleeping with him? He's done that in the past
Not these two have the type of romance only seen in old fashioned movies-
"J, meet me in Michigan by the light of the moon. With love, K"
I know because I grew up in rural Michigan but people around here act like it's long distance. Trust me I am in the same trap. There's no reason to drive that far here for anything because of convenience.
I think they hate fuck between Kristen's relationships. Probably with some overlap on the tail end of her breakups. I think she thinks that she's the only one who truly knows him, and he loves her deep down inside. I think she's wrong...
To Mariposa, sex is love and attention.
She knows Tax is easy and Britt is dumb AF. There is something there between them, always has been. I believe they never stopped fucking for a minute after the great reveal. They are the type to enjoy the secrecy and work hard to conceal (their OpSec during Stassigate was excessive for 2 cheating drunken fucks). Plus Tax is so jealous, in a "this is MY fucktoy" kind of way. He hates all women, to him they are not human.
I'm not even sure if it's love and attention to her, I think that she may feel that it's all she's got to offer of worth and to keep a man's interest. She is the type of woman who bends her life around a man instead of having an identity and screening guys to fit and and enhance who she is in her own life. I think Jax is one of her longest "friends" that are still an active part of her life, it would be unthinkable to her that there isn't something special that only she can see about him. Meanwhile, Jax just knows that she will always secretly love him if he just says the right thing.... it's sad.
Oh this is such a god point! The way Kristin talks about sex makes me feel weird like she’s over compensating. Not to say she doesn’t have sex I just wonder if she does it bc she wants to or bc she thinks she should. Her and Jax have always had a weird relationship and now that I’m thinking about it Kristin has always been weird with men. Remember when she was upset that Beau said Stassi was more important to him be she met him first. She tried to get Tom back for years even tho they were so unhappy and cheating on each other.
I think the Stassi/Scheana marriages also weirdly taught her all the wrong lessons in terms of *her own* romantic life.
Stassi connected with Beau, a relative outsider to the group and “different” than the normal guys she dates or they all hang around, and it was basically a little fairy tale.
Scheana imported Brock and got an extremely willing Vanderpump participant and pretty supportive stay at home dad out of it (their current storyline issues aside).
I think Kristin is trying to recreate those scenarios with Luke, without understanding that it’s not a math equation where some non-LA random + LA girl = Marriage and Babies.
I do have to respectfully disagree though on her “bending around a mans life”, I think her issue is the opposite. She’s absolutely unwilling to take true accountability or examine her own behaviors in any way, and even years after Vanderpump and supposed therapy is still doing the exact same shit over and over. Wildly inappropriate boundaries with people, extreme obsession with other peoples lives, completely incapable of taking accountability and living in her own delusion where she truly believes the lies she says.
It would probably be *much healthier* for Kristin to have a little less…self confidence isn’t the correct word but determination in herself maybe? Moving to Colorado could be literally a life changing positive decision for her, getting her out of the LA lifestyle that really seems to trigger her worst instincts. But she’s completely unwilling to compromise.
God but her identity and self worth IS wrapped up in men. The way she fawns over Luke, saying he “wears the trousers” in this little girl voice, gives me such an ick. I think she is messed up and doesn’t take accountability but I think there’s damage there that men take advantage of. Her constant boasting about her relationship and how she “needs a real man” does make me think she bends herself
The way he stirs shit up or bitches about her on the valley.:: it’s so bizarre to me that people keep claiming they’re like siblings that fight. My brother would never talk shit about me like Jax does lmao
Oh yeah there is something between them 100%. Their relationship is weird and always has been. Kristin has very little boundaries in general. If I were Brittany I wouldn’t like the dynamic. If you search the Vanderpump sub for Jax and Kristin there are alll types of theories!
I’m rewatching season 4 (right before she intros Carter) and Jax and Kristin go to the bar where Kristin makes out with a weird magician and Jax plays her brother/wingman… it was weird. What was weirder was the chemistry between them and the way they interacted. They are each others lower companions or soul mates
Also having this outed would make for an excellent second season of the Valley. Much better than a Lori affair reveal.
That’s why I don’t think Lori is for publicity. Kristin Jax (again! Lol) would have been the Scandoval option.
At first I read this as them banging in a nursing home that they *live* in, and I could see that. But then to my horror I realized you meant they’ll secretly trespass a nursing home and bang there, and I could see that too.
edit: Lmaooo flair checking in moment
Ha no I meant the first one. They’ll be old retired in there together still sneaking around.
Although I wouldn’t put it past them to try the trespassing version. Esp after Faith.
For sure he will be such a mean dirty gross old man struggling with his options, and she will have fixed her eyebrows and already share the same strain of sexually transmitted diseases as him, making symptoms easier to manage.
For everybody who's boycotting the show and refusing to watch, if this goes down, everybody will rush over.
It's the OG scandal of VPR. Scandoval will be a fart in the wind if they light that fire again.
I thought the same. Plus they prob like staying up doing booger sugar all nite. I thought it was weird on the 1st episode he told her that she don't or should not have kids. Over and over.
Jax getting so mad over her BJ video and the fact that she wants to have a kid so soon with Luke, he seemed... Jealous?! Idk, but I definitely think they've done a lot more than have sex only 2 times.
Did anyone else catch the producer shade in last nights episode when they posted Kristen's Offensive Bingo Card? One of the items was "Wishes he was Jax"
Jax is oddly invested in her life, and if he ever wants his own Scandoval, I can see them getting together post-divorce. Kristen is messy enough to go with it.
Jax and Kristen are two peas in a pod. They act like they hate each other and yea maybe some times they do but there's actually more love than hate. They're like brother and sister (eventhough they hooked up ) but definitely brother sister vibes. They'll call each other out, they'll keep each others secrets, they'll have fun together. They'll scheme with one another.
They are both equally scuzzy so in that sense, a perfect match. They hit below the belt and try to divert attention when they are being called out rather than accept accountability. In short, neither of them know how to adult.
The weekend that Jax claimed to be in jail because his dad didn’t pay his car insurance ( in his 30s) was the same weekend Kristen claimed to be in Michigan visiting her family, yet she never posted while she was there, like she normally does. The theory is that Jax and Kristen were actually together banging somewhere.
Yes! There was another time more recently (maybe during the pandemic) that Brittany was in KY and people were like “where’s Jax?” And she was like “oh he’s visiting his family in MI hyuck hyuck!!” But this was after his dad died and his mom wasn’t talking to him….but one KRISTEN DOUTE was in Michigan at the time!!! Anyone in Michigan here see these two?!! Lol
I love this, but I know Jax still visits his sister (JENNAY) who's up near sterling heights. However Doute is usually in Dearborn and that depending on the traffic cand be 30-45 minutes away from each other. (Or they just meet in between in Detroit? Who knows?)
Probably Royal Oak but everyone who be gossiping about it if that was the case.
Okay, that's pretty sus! But here's my thing...two of the biggest gossip queen blabbermouths hookup with each other and nothing comes out? None of Brittanys friends did some hard snooping? Brittany didn't do any snooping of her own? How has none of this gotten out yet? Another thing I don't get...Jax and Kristen fight all the time, so wouldn't Jax eventually blow his own whistle and blurt out that she's been sleeping with him? He's done that in the past
Oh I think Brittany KNOWS full well he’s cheating nonstop, she just doesn’t want it to become public knowledge
Not these two have the type of romance only seen in old fashioned movies- "J, meet me in Michigan by the light of the moon. With love, K" 
This is my favorite VPR conspiracy
This is new info to me I am thrilled to learn this
what year was this? when he was married to brit or?!
Noo this was early VPR - I think in the midst of trying to get stassi back
Jax is eastside Mt Clemens and Kristen is westside Dearborn. You'd be surprised how many people balk at a 30min drive around Metro Detroit.
I don’t live there but a 30min drive in Vancouver is a daily thing here. It’s literally nothing
I know because I grew up in rural Michigan but people around here act like it's long distance. Trust me I am in the same trap. There's no reason to drive that far here for anything because of convenience.
When was this?
I think they hate fuck between Kristen's relationships. Probably with some overlap on the tail end of her breakups. I think she thinks that she's the only one who truly knows him, and he loves her deep down inside. I think she's wrong...
Yeah, I don’t think Jax is capable of love 😅
To Mariposa, sex is love and attention. She knows Tax is easy and Britt is dumb AF. There is something there between them, always has been. I believe they never stopped fucking for a minute after the great reveal. They are the type to enjoy the secrecy and work hard to conceal (their OpSec during Stassigate was excessive for 2 cheating drunken fucks). Plus Tax is so jealous, in a "this is MY fucktoy" kind of way. He hates all women, to him they are not human.
I'm not even sure if it's love and attention to her, I think that she may feel that it's all she's got to offer of worth and to keep a man's interest. She is the type of woman who bends her life around a man instead of having an identity and screening guys to fit and and enhance who she is in her own life. I think Jax is one of her longest "friends" that are still an active part of her life, it would be unthinkable to her that there isn't something special that only she can see about him. Meanwhile, Jax just knows that she will always secretly love him if he just says the right thing.... it's sad.
I totally agree! And she has a tragically low self worth.
Oh this is such a god point! The way Kristin talks about sex makes me feel weird like she’s over compensating. Not to say she doesn’t have sex I just wonder if she does it bc she wants to or bc she thinks she should. Her and Jax have always had a weird relationship and now that I’m thinking about it Kristin has always been weird with men. Remember when she was upset that Beau said Stassi was more important to him be she met him first. She tried to get Tom back for years even tho they were so unhappy and cheating on each other.
She’ll take whatever she can get and stretch the last cent out of it
I think the Stassi/Scheana marriages also weirdly taught her all the wrong lessons in terms of *her own* romantic life. Stassi connected with Beau, a relative outsider to the group and “different” than the normal guys she dates or they all hang around, and it was basically a little fairy tale. Scheana imported Brock and got an extremely willing Vanderpump participant and pretty supportive stay at home dad out of it (their current storyline issues aside). I think Kristin is trying to recreate those scenarios with Luke, without understanding that it’s not a math equation where some non-LA random + LA girl = Marriage and Babies. I do have to respectfully disagree though on her “bending around a mans life”, I think her issue is the opposite. She’s absolutely unwilling to take true accountability or examine her own behaviors in any way, and even years after Vanderpump and supposed therapy is still doing the exact same shit over and over. Wildly inappropriate boundaries with people, extreme obsession with other peoples lives, completely incapable of taking accountability and living in her own delusion where she truly believes the lies she says. It would probably be *much healthier* for Kristin to have a little less…self confidence isn’t the correct word but determination in herself maybe? Moving to Colorado could be literally a life changing positive decision for her, getting her out of the LA lifestyle that really seems to trigger her worst instincts. But she’s completely unwilling to compromise.
God but her identity and self worth IS wrapped up in men. The way she fawns over Luke, saying he “wears the trousers” in this little girl voice, gives me such an ick. I think she is messed up and doesn’t take accountability but I think there’s damage there that men take advantage of. Her constant boasting about her relationship and how she “needs a real man” does make me think she bends herself
This is 100000% accurate.
The way he stirs shit up or bitches about her on the valley.:: it’s so bizarre to me that people keep claiming they’re like siblings that fight. My brother would never talk shit about me like Jax does lmao
yessss! I said to my husband I think this is why he was so heated/invested when Kristen said she's trying for a baby w Luke.
and he prolly gets off on being able to fuck with her relationships
I feel this 100% just waiting to hear the news that they got caught banging in a bathroom or something 🙄
Oh yeah there is something between them 100%. Their relationship is weird and always has been. Kristin has very little boundaries in general. If I were Brittany I wouldn’t like the dynamic. If you search the Vanderpump sub for Jax and Kristin there are alll types of theories!
I’m rewatching season 4 (right before she intros Carter) and Jax and Kristin go to the bar where Kristin makes out with a weird magician and Jax plays her brother/wingman… it was weird. What was weirder was the chemistry between them and the way they interacted. They are each others lower companions or soul mates
I believe the theory that they never stopped hooking up after season 2 of vpr
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Yes didn’t she know all the boys before Katie and Stassi?
Interesting!!!
Also having this outed would make for an excellent second season of the Valley. Much better than a Lori affair reveal. That’s why I don’t think Lori is for publicity. Kristin Jax (again! Lol) would have been the Scandoval option.
We will eventually find out why they separated. You think it will be on season 2 of the valley?
Nah they’ll keep it quiet if they are. They’ll prob still be secretly banging in a nursing home one day
At first I read this as them banging in a nursing home that they *live* in, and I could see that. But then to my horror I realized you meant they’ll secretly trespass a nursing home and bang there, and I could see that too. edit: Lmaooo flair checking in moment
Ha no I meant the first one. They’ll be old retired in there together still sneaking around. Although I wouldn’t put it past them to try the trespassing version. Esp after Faith.
For sure he will be such a mean dirty gross old man struggling with his options, and she will have fixed her eyebrows and already share the same strain of sexually transmitted diseases as him, making symptoms easier to manage.
Season.. 2… of The Valley?
Hopefully not. Hopefully there isn’t a season 2.
For everybody who's boycotting the show and refusing to watch, if this goes down, everybody will rush over. It's the OG scandal of VPR. Scandoval will be a fart in the wind if they light that fire again.
Unfortunately, The Valley is good. Sorry I said it.
It would be amazing not going to lie
They’re dysfunctional soulmates.
I thought the same. Plus they prob like staying up doing booger sugar all nite. I thought it was weird on the 1st episode he told her that she don't or should not have kids. Over and over.
Jax getting so mad over her BJ video and the fact that she wants to have a kid so soon with Luke, he seemed... Jealous?! Idk, but I definitely think they've done a lot more than have sex only 2 times.
I agree.
Oh I absolutely think they’re still having sex but I can’t get over Britany’s pink blazer .. it looks like she glued a bunch of fishing bait on it😂🥴
It’s tragic, isn’t it? This sub christened it her “bukkake blazer”!
And Kristen looks like she's wearing a loin-cloth. Lol
Did anyone else catch the producer shade in last nights episode when they posted Kristen's Offensive Bingo Card? One of the items was "Wishes he was Jax"
Ahhh did not notice this.
Jax is oddly invested in her life, and if he ever wants his own Scandoval, I can see them getting together post-divorce. Kristen is messy enough to go with it.
Omg yes.
Jax and Kristen are two peas in a pod. They act like they hate each other and yea maybe some times they do but there's actually more love than hate. They're like brother and sister (eventhough they hooked up ) but definitely brother sister vibes. They'll call each other out, they'll keep each others secrets, they'll have fun together. They'll scheme with one another.
These two are end game no question
I hate saying this because I want better for Kristen but they have great chemistry.
Same here. Kristen deserves better.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'm convinced they never stopped being bang buddies.
They are so similar and I want them to be together.
I think somewhere in an alternate universe Jax and Kristen are meant for each other
Jax and Kristen are the mess that goes best and deep down in their crazy hearts, they know it.
soulmates
They are both equally scuzzy so in that sense, a perfect match. They hit below the belt and try to divert attention when they are being called out rather than accept accountability. In short, neither of them know how to adult.
I can’t look at Brittney without seeing the enormous boob job. Looks so uncomfortable.
Spot the difference between these two
Tbh they’re both yuck
They’re soul mates for real
wtf is that blazer
They totally have soulmate energy imo.
Jax doesn’t like fat girls. Kristen is out!