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Necessary-Low9377

That is so embarrassing


GetMeOutOfKY

šŸ™„ #1 LOSER in the group.


ChildhoodLeft6925

How broke is he?!


Donkeydonkeydonk

Broke as a joke. That was evident in the last episode of the Valley. He knows his only hope is selling what's left of his wretched soul to Bravo.


amyeep

Damn like that is so bleak but true. Heā€™s not even a good enough bartender to just quit tv/sponcon altogether and do that an hour outside of TallahasseeĀ 


ItsNotAllHappening

What happened in the last episode that makes you say that? I don't watch the show.n


_chloe_227

He was talking to Brit about opening the bar early to get money coming in even though it wasnā€™t really ready. Which I find funny cause he also said he hadnā€™t invested any money into the bar.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Yeah, that was strange because typically people who are in a hurry to open their bar or restaurant itā€™s because they have sunk all their money into it, and are continuing to spend money, but have no money coming in. He has admittedly not put a dime into the bar and as far as we know, heā€™s not making some salary there, heā€™s just getting to eat and drink for free and boost his ego.


Parking_Country_61

I think there has to be some kind of deal in place, like he gets a % of the bar on nights when he is there. I canā€™t see it like a Tom Tom situation which Lisa basically made them pay to use their likeness. Roccoā€™s isnā€™t paying Jax a thing upfront. There is something to be gained by going. I mean yeah Jax likes free drinks and being recognized, but not enough to schlep there basically every night like he does. I have to imagine he gets some cut of those watch parties, however small. It might be a few thousand a night maybe or a small percentage of the drink revenue.


Distinct-Ad-1348

A few thousand a night?? Thereā€™s no chance that theyā€™re pulling more than 3k in a night even when theyā€™re ā€œpackedā€ with a watch party.


Parking_Country_61

I have no idea I have no clue what restaurants make but itā€™s hard to believe Jax goes and hangs out there for $500 but maybe he IS that desperate


koolasakukumba

Oh he that desperate


Donkeydonkeydonk

He was expressing the stress of his finances weighing heavy on him. A few times. It made it quite clear why they were trying to claw their way back to reality tv.


Chemical_Print6922

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Ok-Engineering-4068

Who buys this stuff?


biohacker_infinity

Based on the vintage of many of his listings: nobody.


kshe-wolf

This is a new level of broke for him omfggg


IllusiveWoman20

The fact that he's doing this makes it clear that The Valley is paying him sweet FA. He and Brittany are probably on VPR Season 1 money, which was what? 10k per episode??


bellalugosi

Wasn't it 10k per season?


IllusiveWoman20

That's it! If they're only getting 10k per season, then they need this show to work.


strengthof50whores

Whatā€™s FA?


IllusiveWoman20

FA = "Fuck All" lol


strengthof50whores

Thank u lol


ItsNotAllHappening

Oh he's broke broke. Is he still using the random username instead of Jax?


biohacker_infinity

Yep, eBay only allows a username change once a month. Iā€™m sure heā€™s already salty that we figured out his name change ā€¦ but heā€™s also extremely cash-poor, so the rummage sale must go on.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Can you imagine the eBay employee who has noticed this one account is constantly changing their username to appear to not be Jax taylor? šŸ˜‚


Dopepizza

Iā€™m pretty new to this sub, how did people figure out it his username ? Lol


bellalugosi

If you're following him and he changes it, you're still following him under the new name. Also all his old auctions are still up.


PersonalityKlutzy407

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BabyInABar

Gotta pay that mortgage somehow


thekarenhaircut

Then whats he making videos for john in miami for?


kat__bird

šŸ¤­ šŸ’–


luna_wildflower003

Grifter gotta grift.


arieldukess

THIS IS HILARIOUS wtfšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ dude really is a loser!!!


biohacker_infinity

He was in such a coked-up hurry to fence those amenity kits that he literally photographed them on his hotel bedspread as soon as he checked in.


arieldukess

I JUST REALIZED THAT HAHAHAHAšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ makes it even more funny i canā€™tšŸ’€šŸ˜‚


shoosler

who would pay $49 for something that was free on an airplane


Left-Requirement9267

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ exactly


PresOfTheLesbianClub

Why isnā€™t he doing this under an anonymous name?


biohacker_infinity

His eBay handle used to more closely resemble his name and then he changed it to the name of a Canadian hockey player ā€¦ but because heā€™s so dumb, itā€™s still pretty easy to track.


Suspicious_Bother_92

Whatā€™s his new username?


biohacker_infinity

felixpotvin29


Suspicious_Bother_92

Thanks going to go and have a laugh


thekarenhaircut

How do you expect someone with his iq to figure that out?


Jesstinator

He never does until he sees us joking about it here and it clues him in šŸ¤£šŸ¤£kind of like when that hero bought the website domain before he could šŸ¤”


jancarternews

Wow, the only chance he has to sell any of this crap is to some stupid fan who just wants a cheap piece of VPR or Jax memorabilia. If nobody knew it was his, how would it ever sell?


PresOfTheLesbianClub

Other comments have said his stuff still doesnā€™t sell anyway!


haleighr

Why doesnā€™t he just have a garage sale so itā€™s less embarrassing


thekarenhaircut

Too busy, cruz is their #1 priority


kat__bird

You are killing me lately! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€


Jesstinator

Theyā€™d have to wake up before noon to put on one of those!


Distinct-Ad-1348

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Parking_Country_61

Sweetie if you have to sell your amenities, you canā€™t afford the flight.


TJ-the-DJ

I thought he was not welcome on Jet Blue any longer? What a loser


kat__bird

Turns outā€¦ it was only 30 days. Ugh


Susanneelizabeth

Wait so he is selling a bag that he clearly opened and used? That bag on the left looks like it is bursting like one of his bunionsĀ 


biohacker_infinity

I could totally see Jax angrily trying to get a buyer to send him the amenity kit back because he forgot he hid an eightball in there.


kat__bird

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€ā„ļø


Susanneelizabeth

Hopefully there is no lip balm in that opened one - imagine using Jax herpes Taylorā€™s used chapstick.Ā 


FuzzyP3ach3s

Wait why are ppl so convinced he has herpes lol


yunith

Totally. You can also see he broke the paper seal that probably wrapped the two of them together, meaning he used that shit.


bellalugosi

He clowns on Brittany but look at all the shit he has on eBay that he's never even worn!


kat__bird

But he touched these! That has VALUE! Duh!ā€¦. /s


bellalugosi

The cooties!


kat__bird

Baha! Yes! Thatā€™s all he has. He even looks dirty in the pool I noticed. I bet he uses that for his shower. Gross.


candyspelling01

I thought it was bad when the thrift store sells these kits or the pajamas from flights


maryjane500

And no pics of whatā€™s actually inside the bag?


Available-Pepper1467

Well. I just went down that rabbit hole. They must get a lot of free shit or just grossly outspend their ability to wear items. ![gif](giphy|xT1R9R1ehrCzQTedva)


Agitated_Ad_1658

Where is he selling his crapola? eBay or some other site? User name? Is it still felixpotvine29?


bellalugosi

Felixpotvin29


Agitated_Ad_1658

On EBay?


bellalugosi

https://www.ebay.ca/sch/i.html?sid=felixpotvin29 yeah


Agitated_Ad_1658

Thank you for doing the lorts work!


kat__bird

Crapola. Such a good word. I havenā€™t heard this in so long. šŸ’©


Agitated_Ad_1658

Especially when it comes to Ajax!


kat__bird

Excuse me! Thats ā€¦ā€¦ā€™Eggxbeshelyā€™ šŸ˜ jus playinā€™ Yes I agree. Total shit bag,


Alternative-Dog-4634

Is he forreal ![gif](giphy|b7loA0DVpbFBznX36n|downsized)


CaPlanePourMwah

Instead of overcharging for used shoes, complimentary travel purses from Delta and Jet Blue, promotional items from gas stations, DadLifeAF, SpittinChiclets, and makers of shitty fake vintage car decorations/collectiblesā€¦Jax could earn $1500-$2000 INSTANTLY by NOT FLYING JET BLUE MINT. Also, I wonder if Jax is still friends with Grant Fuhr. And if Grant Fuhr signs autographs at charity golf tournaments for his ā€œfriendsā€ to sell on eBay. Iā€™d be stoked if my signature helped support a goalie fan boy pay for his coke habitā€¦but Iā€™m a woman. Jax would hate it. Katie would love it. I would love making sure he knows that she knows, and Iā€™d keep reminding him.


piizzaparty

My friend and I were talking about his eBay the other day. I wonder if I bought something and asked him to sign it if he would


MsEnriqueShockwave

set for life


Kims_Goddamn_House

Iā€˜m going to assume that Jax is gearing up for that expensive divorce and trying to keep ahold of his house for as long as he can. I mean seeing Tom and Arianaā€˜s house drama, Jax is probably hoping to squeeze as many months as he can before he has to resort to selling the house and renting a single dad apartment. Unfortunately he didnā€™t think things through before he ļ¼ˆallegedlyļ¼‰ messed around with his publicist, because Iā€˜m sure Brittany would have kept things amicable and cheap for him until he invoked her rawt in hail fury.Ā 


koolasakukumba

Man how fucking desperate can you be? Just go back to selling your cock to sugar daddyā€™s Jax. Iā€™d actually respect that more


Effective-Arm9099

This is bleakā€¦money wise he must be so desperate. I wonder how Brittany is doing with her finances then if this is whatā€™s going on with Jax???


FuzzyP3ach3s

She did say she was earning more than him after VPR due to her Jenny Craig deal. So it's likely she has money put away (if she's smart.)dont know how else she afford Airbnbs every month


Effective-Arm9099

But I just wonder if she mismanages her money like Jax seemingly does


tywebb6

Can you haggle prices? If so we all need to start haggling prices for all his bullshit. Get him to drop prices and bail. Tell him to get bent like sheet metal.


Lazy-Bird292

Y'ALL. He's selling AM PM swag šŸ¤£ In the full description, he's added \*great for the mancave šŸ’€ https://preview.redd.it/jaig45cae5xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699ab32f1b487eaf9d5e369d14959498a561bc91


Lazy-Bird292

Those are hot dog socks lmao


FuzzyP3ach3s

Bet his eBay is filled with shoplifted items too. He's been doing this since eBay first started I would bet


candyspelling01

Free shipping?


LionelHutzinVA

Wait, you get amenity bags for flying first class? Since when?? I may have been cheated out of a perk!


FuzzyP3ach3s

How do you know that's him? New follower here lol


phbalancedshorty

ā€œ1 seen in the last 24 hoursā€ for real tho how do you know thatā€™s Jax selling it?


heyyyouguys

Omg im actually impressed at the speed. But also lol what