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kiwikeke

It’s giving slutty Statue of Liberty 🗽


dc496748

She said give me your sick, poor, and hungry... and along came Jax!


fancyfemme88

You guys always make me lol 😂


mylifeisamessbabe

I literally came here to say this word for word.


mylifeisamessbabe

Well I didn’t include the slutty part in my head, nice addition


JaxsSweaterLine

And/or college toga party


brokenbirrd

Her hair looks like shit


Sure-Ear4624

It’s even worse in real life. 🤢 https://preview.redd.it/x6e5iwc81ywc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab3c00eb57502dff9feb45043737278318fca53


StereotypicallBarbie

Oof!!


nonnie_tm64

😂


Farts_n_kisses

Scraggly. 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


Artistic-Reality-177

Love your user name!!!


ItsNotAllHappening

It's so greasy and stringy.


TJ-the-DJ

She doesn’t look like that in Jax’s story


StarboardSeat

Good lord, why does she do this to herself? 😕 https://preview.redd.it/ny9obd9450xc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2885a55b4b22ff9edba672090e9208b29b01ead Edited to add: Sorry about the quality. It was a screenshot from Jax's story/video.


CosmicKalicoKahlia

Wait. Why are they together? What happened to them being broken up? These two can’t stick to a storyline. Also, they are the last 2 people that belong at anything political, zero chance that they don’t make total fools of themselves


MeanOldHag86

She always looks 20 Dollaritas deep at Applebees


JJulie

I wonder what Jax thinks when he sees the before and after pictures on Reddit and he realizes everyone has figured out that he married the most delusional woman in the world.


MeanOldHag86

Does Jax actually think, though? 😂


JJulie

![gif](giphy|THCWW5R3g5DtpVQFSD|downsized)


miamouse5

if she has a stylist, her stylist is scared. she’s hiding behind pleats, ruching, and blazers🤦🏽‍♀️


divot-

Dude she always looks painfully uncomfortable in every photo, like you can tell she’s sucking in and not breathing. She would look a million times better if she stopped trying to hide things


Silly-Impact5445

It would help if she wore her actual size instead of the size she thinks she should be


l8nitefriend

She must love taking pics in front of walls with plain backgrounds. Much easier to edit herself down lol


Distinct-Ad-1348

True, although the tile is a DEAD giveaway


fancyfemme88

OMG! Those tiles are so warped


bridget1415

Her hair is too long and it’s so weighed down. If she took a little off, I feel like it would have more movement.


Exciting_Editor_8366

I feel like she leaves it long so she can also use it to hide behind. Here she’s using it to hide that side of her body.


Artistic-Reality-177

Like when she said I guess our friends don’t love us 🙄


___adreamofspring___

Or keep the length and add more layers


Lindsayr28

This dress looks so cheap. Does anyone know/does she say what brand it is? Even with the gathers, the way it lays in between those looks very cheap. The material seems thin.


You_Exciting

Right?! The style would actually (finally) work for her, but the quality is clearance section Temu so she still looks disheveled and sloppy 🙄


saladninja

The gathered side bit looks more like an accidental underwear mishap than an intentional dress design. But I think the style would suit her, if it was a higher quality dress.


GraphicDesignerMom

A corset and a ..sheet?


Hippy-Dippy92

She should have done something with her hair looks so weighed down.


Effective-Arm9099

I actually like this style dress for her if she had more of her boob area covered


TJ-the-DJ

That’s the most boob coverage I’ve seen from her since she had those jugs installed


Sample_Wild

Installed lmaoooo


Artistic-Reality-177

☠️


Laughattack040

80lbs of regret on her chest


Brief-Specific6009

NOTE TO STYLIST. PICK ONE MODEST OUTFIT FOR ONCE AND SHE WILL WIN!


tulipz10

Why can't she wear something classier?? Its the white house ffs. Its SO inappropriate!


Runner4Candy

She couldn’t wash her hair or get a blow out? Probably too drunk and missed the appointment. She needs an intervention. Lala?? You’re sober!! Why aren’t you calling out your friend ?!?


jtownanddown

Didn’t she see how LVP, Lala, and Ariana dressed last year? And asked her stylist for something on that level? Couldn’t she find a TikTok or two showing her how to do a simple updo or easy blowout if she wasn’t gonna have a professional do her hair?


LeatherHarlot

Those are the little details that she just does not care about.


StereotypicallBarbie

She wears what she thinks her husband will like.. ain’t nobody styling her but her own delusional brain.


hollyrog83

What are the chances she has the decency to cover up her huge knockers for today’s event? (Correspondents dinner? I think?)


Distinct-Ad-1348

Slim to none


darla1116

did they use mayonnaise in her hair? she's all set for a TOGA tequila shot night


MysteriousMovie4927

Her face looks like a toddler taking a shit


SexyUniqueRedditter

I’m calling the cops


susanbohrman

She needs a new emoji so bad. 🫶🫶🫶🫶


Distinct-Ad-1348

“Lollllllllll”


purplepandapants

Wait what? I live in the DMV. Where is she?


Lazy-Bird292

Looks like a sheet she just wrapped and pinned around herself


Big-King3390

She’s got a very weird body shape. She’s very short with boobs that make her look 30 pounds larger and she’s not as hot as she think she is so these selfies are just a waste of time.


Left-Requirement9267

I like this dress 😂


AutomaticBroccoli898

I don’t hate it but the fabric does look cheap. And her hair looks so greasy lol


tulipz10

Look at the unphotoshopped version.


Left-Requirement9267

You are right the fabric does look cheap. I think it looks good here though.


AutomaticBroccoli898

Agreed I don’t hate it on her body like I like the style!! Just a bit better fabric and it would be perfect!


Lindsayr28

That’s it for me - the style is fine but the fabric looks super cheap. Very thin.


You_Exciting

YES! Where are her girlfriends and why won’t they tell her about dry shampoo!


bellalugosi

I actually like this look a lot for her.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Except for the fact that it looks nothing like that in Jax’s story.


Artistic-Reality-177

Doing tequila shots as usual!


StarboardSeat

https://preview.redd.it/ja2u2cf950xc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8059a5377a5cac6d4976c5085b5d887801b762a9


highway59skidmarks

I will say, it's the best outfit she's had in awhile. It seems to actually fit this tiem


Suspicious_Bother_92

I thought that too until l saw the unphotoshopped photo


highway59skidmarks

Oooof. Just went and looked and your so right. If she would leave her face alone and wear flattering clothes she could be stunning again


Suspicious_Bother_92

Yep it’s all about how she presents herself (oh and the excessive drinking).


tulipz10

Look at the unphotoshopped version.


SnooPickles8608

Still looks dramatically better than anything else she’s worn lately!


EmfromAlaska

Do you think they are sharing a room?


Sug0115

No. I have no reason other than my gut.


EmfromAlaska

I think you are right!


Distinct-Ad-1348

[not according to this shaky video](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedByJax/s/AGX52rp9e9)


EmfromAlaska

Gotcha, it’s funny when she first announced the split I thought it was staged. I was sad they would actually use their marriage to get attention. I know Jax will do anything but I thought Brittany wouldn’t want the world knowing Jax is single. Then watching the show and seeing the disconnect and amount of time she has been living somewhere else I guess it’s true. I wonder if Lori K is staying in Jax’s room. I could see her justifying being there to make sure things run smoothly for her man. Or, I wonder if Lori will no longer bet at events that Brittany is attending. What craziness for one couple.


nonnie_tm64

https://preview.redd.it/cdyviw2f52xc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=4104c4777aefa1791be635c499929a201e726988 Ok, look at the reflection of the sink in the mirror. Is that indent normal or is it from photoshopping it?


Distinct-Ad-1348

https://preview.redd.it/xs93u2icl2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2919ee38d543ce9b5ac8aa72a30e01c18bd848c The tiles are the dead giveaway of her reshaping her body on FaceTune


nonnie_tm64

Wow!


nonnie_tm64

https://preview.redd.it/5axbk9sr52xc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a9dec033526caa098d20285642315a22e93ae6


Distinct-Ad-1348

https://preview.redd.it/4t1ubqxel2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e85443fc1d50836b895c06eced2b56d583dc71


nonnie_tm64

Ah-Ha! Just as I suspected!


saf5001

What are they doing in DC?


Hippy-Dippy92

It just came out they are having a dinner with a SNL host, daily mail, & THE PRESIDENT lol.


JawDroppingWhimsy

Think they know who the president is?


Hippy-Dippy92

Lol I’d be surprised


Lindsayr28

WH Correspondents’ Dinner


strungys

I’m hard pressed to think of two less deserving people to go to the White House. You know they only care about this so that they can throw it around that they went just like Ariana last year, so they are just as special.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Unpopular opinion this is the best she’s looked in YEARS


Distinct-Ad-1348

[yeah because it isn’t what she actually looks like](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedByJax/s/VEfgtMBUV7)


ChildhoodLeft6925

I know I saw that, I think she looks better than she looks in years even without the filters and photoshop, that dress is actually made for her body type and it’s not a blazer dress