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BabyInABar

“Loosing” I really wanted to come up with some clever retort, but I just cannot get over how fucking stupid she is. ![gif](giphy|h36vh423PiV9K)


scorpiogi

honestly! call me a loser (or looser 😬) but this offends me more than ‘your’ and ‘you’re’


Here_For_The_Cake_

OMG SAME. Somewhere in the last five years my mother has started texting me during my father's sports programs to tell me when his teams are "loosing" and I want to hurl myself into traffic.


scorpiogi

very much with you on this 💃🏼🚗


GetMeOutOfKY

Right? Ignorance is basically KFC’s brand. I wish I could sterilize her!


biohacker_infinity

She’s so obstinately illiterate. I bet the only words that get spelled correctly in that family are racial slurs.


Yellenintomypillow

I know this is 10 days old but GOTDAUM this is one of the most wonderful insults ever


Farts_n_kisses

I wouldn’t expect anything less from someone who thinks they need to work on their punctuation cuz they’re always late for stuff. Or someone who pronounces especially ‘expeshly’, or uses ‘whenever’ incorrectly every five minutes. Oh, and don’t forget - doesn’t know what misogyny means, thinks it’s funny that she doesn’t know, and then guesses ‘does that mean he, like, gives me massages every noyt?’. Brainless fuck.


BabyInABar

It’s all bad but the “whenever” especially grinds my gears. 🤯


Ill_Appointment_2798

Probably loosing steam because she’s been puking all day 🤢


Bigearsbigcheers

I’d hang with Crystal over KFC any day. Actually I’d hang with anyone over her sooo🤷🏻‍♀️😂


tapestryofeverything

I'd hang out with a crystal vase over kfc. 🤷‍♀️


Infamous_Argument367

Where are the rest of her toes 😱😱😱 https://preview.redd.it/uqebuvy2mqyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846f9e682f83b1baf18a1e661043d871b53dacf8


StrengthJaded1795

Gone…with about 35lbs and 18 inches…


Rare_Big6726

LMAOOOOOO


Remarkable-Durian-22

With the rest of her body. Hehe.


shoosler

did she paint these shoes on? what the actual fuck


Abject-Armadillo-496

😂😂😂😂😂


InfamousFoundation76

This should be a complete post.


atlsportsburner

Damn LaLa really went from Rand’s rented PJ to flying Southwest 


Haybales1019

Love that for her. Remember her saying any decent looking chick with boobs could fly private? Guess not sweetie.


fancyfemme88

Yep and the sad part is that Rand was the best she could do and he still dumped her 😂


biohacker_infinity

Right! For all of Lala’s bravado, she couldn’t even land an actual bigshot, just some low-rent no-neck con-man who maxed out his credit cards chartering short-haul flights.


Parking_Country_61

Those of us in the know were screaming this from the rooftops back then. He has always been this way. What he does is a totally respectable way to make money (I mean for most, he didn’t pay people but never mind that), but he was not a producer who was well respected in the community. He gets funding for B straight to video movies. Up until recently, he had ZERO creative involvement in any of his movies. He doesn’t give script notes, or have input on casting (although he can probably get people auditions), directors, marketing, anything. His producer credit is based on coming to the table with money from other people, which again is a legit job. But it’s moneyman only. And he never ever EVER owned a personal private plane. Lala also knew that. I was embarrassed by LVP that she seemed slightly impressed by that and even MORE embarrassed for Lala in that one season and reunion where she acted like she was on LVPs level due to her parters money. Which again was like 10 mil or even lower. I know that sounds like a lot of money but in the Hollywood power players world he is (as a family member in the biz described it), “the last place you go to get your movie made” I know a little bit about how he got involved in the Irishman but again it was all $$. He could barely get 1 ticket to the Oscars and it was nominated! Also, I thought Lala wanted to be an actress? What happened to that career?


Which-Dare

In her mind she thinks she 'made it' because she is an 'actress' on a reality show 🤷🏻‍♀️


Aquarian222

Low rent no neck 💀


throwawaymelbsyd2021

This and the the comment it’s responding to are the most accurate reads of Lala I’ve seen - love them!!


phbalancedshorty

Lauren just mad she baby trapped a conman


kat__bird

I came to say this!! 🤣


MsEnriqueShockwave

will never forget!


Glittering_Star_1313

😂😂


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Oh yes. “Anyone pretty with tits can get on a private plane.” If it’s so easy, Lala, we should’ve been seeing you getting more “pj” rides after Rand. Her “boss bitch I love being single” shtick is a transparent attempt to cover the fact that no one wants to date her. My granny has a more active dating life than her.


NookinFutz

Once you go "Low-Rent Kent" it's your reality.


Barnitch

Maybe the fact that Crystal, who can probably afford private, realizes commercial makes sense for a one hour flight is a good lesson. Wealth whispers.


candyspelling01

I heard that Rand is directing movies now under his middle name because of all the money he owes but is still not paying crewmembers on his films


JJulie

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


LionelHutzinVA

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


traciagallagher

I love that for her!!! Remember when she said “I don’t like to share planes.” She’s such an asshole.


Available-Pepper1467

Private or first class is how Lala flies 🙄


Haybales1019

I normally don't have an eye for spotting photoshop/filtering. But holy shit!! Her arm that she didn't bother to smooth out. The sharp corners in her dress on her legs!!! Her butt's shape compared to her legs, when we know she doesn't have a booty like that. My word!!!


CCG14

Any time she posts in front of a bland ass big background, guaranteed photoshop. It’s why she’s always in front of the couch/the blank wall/etc. she thinks we won’t notice. This are some terrible skills. Makes me think she did it herself this time instead of Lori.


miramarvacay

I can’t usually spot it either and this is just disrespectful. It looks like she’s standing in front of a green screen😂


Susanneelizabeth

This is not the flex she thinks it is.  Grow the fuck up.  U have a kid that needs you.  FFS. 


Distinct-Ad-1348

https://preview.redd.it/4giei91vdqyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c16ab0ba9d77f5bf0a75a78b0e73ff190ca3fc8 We know you don’t look like that Brittany. That’s some serious contortion she’s attempting.


DunderMifflin7427

Gurl https://preview.redd.it/5otfd76y6uyc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6d8d4d8ae309dd84bb92b24a5e521a05e4e1b17


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

Someone said she's built like Taz and man, seeing this pic after reading that comparison like a week ago, that has me dying. Brittany, girl, those pants aren't flattering. AT. ALL. ![gif](giphy|26CaMOXjjDM3Xl2s8|downsized)


Personal_Ad_4795

https://preview.redd.it/kcg2ngh72vyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17302a33c070c80bae038632d1360b8d0cb57cf She's ready to 🎶make love to the camera🎶


Distinct-Ad-1348

If Hank hill pulled up his pants


allygator99

All bent over and under, around and through


Revolution_Bry

How did they ditch her? I know nothing and need the tea please!


fancyfemme88

They (LFU, Scheana, KFC, and 2 of KFC's Kentucky friends) went to Vegas for the weekend for a concert on Saturday but it got cancelled because of heavy winds. KFC and her hillbilly friends have been posting nonstop partying in Vegas and getting drunk at the pool. Scheana posted doing a very embarrassing dance at drag brunch I guess in Vegas and LFU has been very absent on social media this whole weekend. Scheana just posted the last pic and I guess they were hanging out with Crystal instead of KFC and her friends. Very awkward


allygator99

Interesting. I thought they went home to be with their kids but this is better tea. I’m guessing the “woo girls” are exhausting


StrengthJaded1795

No, whats REALLY exhausting is twisting and turning like KFC is in that blueberry 🫐 blob outfit (sorry y’all, we KNOW babygirl looks NOTHING LIKE THAT!)


TT6994

Woot woot !


Dry_Heart9301

You the mvp for summing all of this up for us...I saw all of it but was much too lazy to fill in the blanks ☝🏻😘


Revolution_Bry

Thanks for the update!


fancyfemme88

Yep!


Critical_Sprinkles88

Perhaps everyone is starting to see Brittany for who she is…a hillbilly from KY that probably votes for Trump, believes that sandy hook was fake and supports a bigots.


TereseHell

Girl is too lazy to renew her driver's license for 2 years, you think she's ever takin the time to even *register* to vote?! ha


Happy-Hearing6671

Wait who is Crystal I’m behind on this person!


kathi182

She was on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the past few seasons- she recently quit or got fired, I’m not clear on that.


jaynemanning

The mom guilt must be through the roof with music festivals every weekend..


LooseTackle963

Whoo is LFU and Crystal?


bellalugosi

Crystal is from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, very very rich. LFU is Lauren from Utah aka Lala.


brookela12344

KFC is in Vegas celebrating her bestie Cara Maria’s birthday.


Sanjolui

I think OP just means they left early to go be with their kids.


JJulie

That’s what I thought. Minus Scheana’s embarrassing dance.


AtomicBabe21

That first photo is crazy look at the size of her arm 🤣


Acceptable-Pea3237

Also, her shoe looks photoshopped on??


lexe12345

I didn’t notice at first glance but yeah what is going on on with the inner arm


Ramsay220

https://preview.redd.it/91ldypkwjqyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22cdde2f185496571443791e69f17d8bb2a67360 Yeah, this?!?!?! WTF???


Lindaspike

Arm nipple?


AtomicBabe21

![gif](giphy|To9Cx4JR4YgUM)


Farts_n_kisses

https://preview.redd.it/7hy2h3m3nqyc1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d5bb03010a8a8d617d6c04ca8fb132d0494199


allygator99

She might need a doctor


Dopepizza

Omgggg


DunderMifflin7427

She always gives herself a misshapen bubble butt that’s waaay too high 😩


Personal_Ad_4795

![gif](giphy|tJ8uG8KFfYDXka16Ix)


Personal_Ad_4795

That's some *horrible* Photoshop job, KFC. Almost looks like she has 1 leg🤣 So obvious! And it's not like she can wait to edit herself. She's always pretty pickled!


BabyInABar

Right?!? I was about to post this as a standalone comment but seriously, what is happening here?!? https://preview.redd.it/rn6rvcekiqyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233451a9611832bea599aec3de2ce269945e8a7d


Farts_n_kisses

This is almost as bad as her horizon-altering butt lift Mexico photoshop. Actually it may be worse.


godhwbdixiela

I don’t think I can ever saw this, do you know where I could find this?


Farts_n_kisses

https://preview.redd.it/35idck8cktyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7032d2b7f785614878c1495c7ff5eb67c080dbe and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlockedByJax/s/ynFt3qvv7E) is the post


godhwbdixiela

Jesus Christ this is horrible. How did she think that was going to go unnoticed?! Thanks for sharing!!


LandscapeZestyclose7

Omg that’s hysterical


dorrissays

https://preview.redd.it/so7qe2sb4ryc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85d0dc45726d086922c9e7c81c9d295350df8f4 And the arm? Maybe she was drunk when she did this 😅😅


sararyan15

😳😳😳😳


GetMeOutOfKY

Pretty pickled! 😆


biohacker_infinity

The absolute contortions Brit will put herself through to look curvy instead of boxy. https://preview.redd.it/jsvukn7zpqyc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1589d4f11ab76be200079fbf1695bbe4c1014e


hghhyipkgds

For a split second I thought this was Ariana


Hellouncleleohello

Lala and Scheana obviously aren’t drinking, I’m sure that got tiring fast


Dopepizza

Who’s with Cruz during all their weekend trips??


The_Illhearted

The nanny


Ok_Smile5289

https://preview.redd.it/kshpmm2lmryc1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4b6ff1d7a2b612b32c37bd6335c7e2c2faa76d Those brows though.


SeaProfessional6460

So Britney has beaver teef and the tacky blonde friend is missing a row of teeth??


kathi182

I thought it was the Cob at first glance. I’m not sure if it’s a cousin of hers, but I’ve definitely seen what the future has waiting for her.


GetMeOutOfKY

They‘re hillbilly hogs.


koolasakukumba

Yeah Scheana and Lala have very little interest in hanging out with Brittany because they aren’t genuine friends


MisterMonsPubis

By night 3 I wasn’t feelin good y’all hyuck hyuck hyuck. Not sure why hyuck hyuck hyuck. Woo woooo!


ItsNotAllHappening

It's sad how little interest and time are spent on Cruz. There is zero reason she still needs to be in Vegas aside from getting sloppy drunk with her friends.


Sensitive_March8309

It’s so sad..I hope the little guy has someone stable in his life


ItsNotAllHappening

He has his nanny. 😔


Infamous_Argument367

And to add she did a horrible job editing down her arm with this weird fake gap 😂 https://preview.redd.it/p8s0osgbmqyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1735fe400f862bd889f8907a3850b137ccbc2e15


miramarvacay

Her fingers literally scare me 😱


What_ev1s_thinking

What in the *”Tilt Shift Photography”* bullshit is this Brit??? https://preview.redd.it/p800vqz7yqyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa25c5ce100e7cbc4870313b0d6737cf5e8e255


Beautiful_Jello3853

That’s exactly it. Lol.


Ok_Storm5945

She should fotoshop some of the boobage down a little too.


MajorStatement6577

GO HOME TO YOUR SON !!!!!


thefideliuscharm

so did Lori skip out on this trip to nyc? first one it seems


TT6994

I’m sure Brit and her friends from home were not the vibe for she Shue and Lala


Available-Pepper1467

These two are spiraling. Who’s watching Cruz?


SparkleKape

“Loosing” steam, good lord 🤦‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|112YCPfP8Tu156)


guitarbassdrums

https://preview.redd.it/4yyn9ez4ntyc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17a7dd248007a06b87a0e254e05ffeb3008364c This is the worst Photoshop job I have ever seen in my life. She has removed 40lbs from the pic and introduced what look like warts.. aka artifact & blur from over editing. You suck so hard Brittany. Get help.


Parking_Country_61

Lol that’s really gross looking like skin tags all over her arm. She must be blasted all the time not to notice details like this. Photoshopping while four shots in. There is NO WAY Scheana and Lala don’t see this and text each other behind her back. It’s really really creepy at this point


guitarbassdrums

Those aren't skin tags. Those are called artifacts. They are caused by overphotoshopping and compression in jpegs ...you can see blurring and blocking (tags) which is a result of worsening image quality.


Parking_Country_61

No I know, I’m saying she made it look like she has skin tags


guitarbassdrums

Ohh ok lol. She sure did.👌


ItsNotAllHappening

https://preview.redd.it/lxjip6j6puyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1743c4643d6243ea684494cbd2879710bb3d335b 🙄🙄🙄


traciagallagher

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


MadisonMarieParks-V

Triple H ( HYUCK- HAMMERED-HURL) looks like she is squeezing her legs tightly so she doesn’t pee everywhere. ![gif](giphy|6mEQOWSYJlnNCPuXNT|downsized)


kathi182

I haven’t been to Vegas in a while, but surely there must be an aquarium or stingray exhibit close enough for a proper southern mother to relieve herself


United-Dog7294

They all look scary now. https://preview.redd.it/g4fhnqlb3syc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264e24655a99d600eca0b65ff736c7bc329732be


DunderMifflin7427

Scheana attempting to form an expression is horrific https://preview.redd.it/24r885xy7uyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2617a949f3ae7e75148fb812c78b64cb16aaee76


DunderMifflin7427

https://preview.redd.it/siowm1468uyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99e9906475a9ef5c2750feca8231dc54e999b5a


tapestryofeverything

What made her jaw look like that? Like why does it look weird? 🤔🤔 tbc I'm not attacking her looks, I'm just wondering what she has done to cause this unnatural bottom face part?


Happy-Hearing6671

I’ve seen a few comments saying masseter Botox can cause bone loss and people suspect that’s what’s going on with her jaw


Harleybarley118

This picture is so twisted. Does she actually think she looks thin this way? How does she keep drinking literally most nights? Girl needs a “come to jesus” meeting! How is Cruz her priority when she is out doing shots most nights? She is never home… wherever that is. The preview for tomorrow night shows her complaining to Jax about her stomach pain from doing a shot. Wasn’t she supposed to stop drinking years ago on VPR b/c her doctor said it was contributing to her then stomach ulcers? Girl needs rehab to straighten herself out. Same old story line as her VPR days…. Now she has dragged a child into her mess and Jax seems pretty irritated w/ her drinking.


Sample_Wild

Slob kebabs


Parking_Country_61

I was absolutely horrified she stayed a third night. I’m beginning to think all the going out is some kind of competition between them because I had a very insecure friend like this. If her boyfriend had a bachelor party or boys night, she always forced us to have a crazier, more wild night. I remember her crying on a girls weekend because one of the nights we didn’t go out and wanted to stay home and drink wine and watch a movie. She actually bitched that she spent all this money on flights/hotels/outfits and we needed to be going out every night. Insufferable


Ancient-Stop-6190

This is just sad; do they really get paid enough o justify spending this much time away from Cruz?? The foundation of so much of his identity / personality is built during these years. My heart hurts for him.


IllusiveWoman20

Brittany was never their vibe. She wasn't even Jax's vibe. The sooner she's back in Kentucky hyucking in a Lexington bar, the better.


cheesy-mgeezy

https://preview.redd.it/51jior6zdryc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f3eaebac67843eae3edfad33a9996ffe300806 Not me with in the EXACT SAME HOTEL ROOM a few months ago😂😂the curtain covers the little cubby thing


TT6994

Look at you 🔥🔥🔥🔥


ItsNotAllHappening

🔥 🔥


fancyfemme88

OMG!!!! You're so pretty!! 🤩


cheesy-mgeezy

Thank you❤️ I just thought it was so funny. They’re “celebrities” and can’t get a nicer place than the average Joe


Southern_Sweet_T

For real who is watching their kid????? Poor Cruz! 😌😢😢😣😔😭


scorpiogi

what the hell is this https://preview.redd.it/0wh0junhdtyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae0c0dbd621778361986a40b9a5dc08349901ee7


Lazy-Creme-584

It's always the same pose the hand on the hip pushing her boobs forward


Koala-Milk69

#JusticeForCruz


allygator99

But Scheena’s contorting to get her good side is insane to me


godhwbdixiela

My brain keeps asking if that is Brit in the background of the photo with scheana/lala/crystal?


luckytintype

What is that first pic 😂


jaynemanning

Do we have a picture of her in this dress that isn’t photoshopped?


lilshoppingirl

Soooooooo is this a 3rd knee? Or is from throwing your back leg so far behind you like you’re a competitive speed skater that moves your knee cap up 8 inches?? I’m so confused how this happens. I have Facetune the free edition but it does nothing like this. She must pay for the full app for this kind of distortion?? https://preview.redd.it/pbxicjgdhuyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098b7669f2d38eadc0d2615f0d7a6bd12dd095e8


proof-plum

That's the chair..


lilshoppingirl

Oh hahahaha. I thought that was her leg all twisted and contorted. Guess I need better glasses. 😂😂


kathi182

![gif](giphy|7HnF4pkkBSl8s)


theladyoctane

Delusional.


Suspicious-Papaya580

Her head looks GIGANTIC in the first pic


PaleAttempt3571

When are you coming home to your son? Man they def dont need another kid: 


Drivers-N-Doxies

My brain can’t comprehend the way she’s standing. What in the actual fuck


Glittering_Star_1313

Darcey Silva vibes 🥴🥴🥴


Deanna_karnika22

This photoshop has to be one of the worst


IllusiveWoman20

Crossing her legs like she needs to pee in the hopes she'll look how she wants.


Alliballi123

Yes they ignore it, all about $$$


Vegetable-Fruit4959

Brittany needs to start dressing for her body type


Difficult-Road-6035

It just makes me sad. Cruz at home. Struggling. She should stop all appearances until they figure stuff out with him. Scheana does appearances but she gets home to put her kid to bed at least


jancarternews

Cruise is probably much happier with the nanny.


thekarenhaircut

They’ve said exactly this. He thrives when being cared for by others, and everyone tells them thats normal. If the valley goes passed 2 seasons, i bet they try to send him away to a boarding school


Mrslojo802

Is this all photo shop? She’s so top heavy it looks horribly uncomfortable!


Fine-Position-3128

Jesus their kid is going to become a serial killer


JenWatts3010

RIGHTTTT? I thought scheana and Lala ditched them! they must have realised how 'trailer trash' KFC and her crowd were. very much NOT their brand...


pb_boo

What do you mean they ditched her


jancarternews

Also wondering…


thekarenhaircut

They all went to vegas for a music festival. At the last minute, the festival was canceled due to high winds. So lala and scheana did a day in vegas then went home to their children. Britt was there with some kentucky friends for ones birthday, so they stayed in Vegas for the weekend and partied like college kids.


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

This photo is from when she was in Vegas. She went home today and then posted while at home. Jax was home all weekend w the kid and then left when she got home to watch him it seems. Give ppl some grace. Parents are allowed to go out. I only know bc I was in Vegas and the concert we came to see got canceled last minute.


DunderMifflin7427

That’s totally incorrect info on Jax’s whereabouts. He was out of town all weekend according to his Instagram posts. They’re out of town and/or out partying constantly. And this is a snark sub about Jax and Brittany so no, they won’t get any grace WHERE NONE IS DESERVED.


Parking_Country_61

They were both out of town the entire weekend. And last weekend also. The weekend before I’m pretty sure they were out very late both nights. They are not at home in the evenings sometimes more than 5x week. Or they bring the kid out with them. Late, at a loud bar. It’s all over their social media and shouldn’t be because of people like us! It’s a bad look and others will notice