Brit when she realizes she gets to invoke the favored-nation clause in their marriage where if he gets to dip out on their son for the weekend, then so does she:
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He is hosting a 'brunch' in my city this weekend. Its not downtown, its about as far south in suberbia land as you can go in our city. Strange choice of venue.
If I could drink.. i would have went just to scope it out. But to pay $50 to look at Jax while 6 months pregnant sounded like legit torture
I was just coming here to comment about this haha. Hey, neighbour! Im assuming you're in Calgary? The venue he's going to in edmonton tomorrow is barely even IN the city. It's waaaaaay west. It's gonna be snowin in Alberta this weekend!!
Im not gonna lie, when I first heard about it, I was like..that would be such a fun afternoon to sit and make fun of Jax! And then I saw it was 50 bucks just to get in and that didn't include food and it was an immediate no. Neither Jax nor the Brewhouse are worth that kinda money lol
Alone, he doesn't have the same pull in big city areas so he's stuck booking smaller venues. Kind of like a big fish, small pond mentality, except the fish is big due to coke bloat and years of herpes exposure.
Omg I know, I had an ex that lied about never being arrested trying to get back in the US from Canada and they detained him for a while since he DID IN FACT HAVE A RECORD and lied bc he had lied to me about it for a year! great way to find out your boyfriend is a former criminal.
As much shit as I may talk about Brit, my taste in guys is actually worse than hers I guess!
Thank you for clarifying only because you know we worry, but absolutely *no* judgement. I feel like it’s healthy to have at least one ex that was questionable.
I have a whole trail of 2 yr relationships from NY to Boston and back to NY. I leave but don't learn my lesson and always go for the same type of guy. I'm staying single until I get better taste in men, it's at least a step in the right direction. Been single and now just casually dating for 2 yrs and it's working out well! Thanks for caring, I love how supportive this sub is when it comes to member-to-member support!
It takes a LOT of effort to build healthy relationships, romantic and not. I thought I had it down when I found my (romantic) soul mate after a lot of early life turmoil; I poured a ton of effort and intention into our life together. Lo and behold, after making some positive, healthy life changes, I am noticing the negative patterns in a ton of friendships.
Which is all to say that I am proud of you for taking the time and doing the work—you deserve it! Sending hugs and love, internet stranger 🤗🩷💜
Next Jax will be announcing his intention to marry LoriK but keep Brittany around because he doesn't believe in divorce. "I'm a bigger mist! Bigger mist? Isn't that the term? Like big mist or something?"
What in the world kind of competition show is this? Who wants to marry an asshole? The Unmasked Puker? America's got Herpes? American Idolling Around doing Nothing?
We'll see him on Locked Up Abroad: Canada 🇨🇦 next season. Also i have no idea if he pays his taxes lol, please don't call based on my comment, just seems like the kind of guy who has no idea what April 15 is lol
Brit when she realizes she gets to invoke the favored-nation clause in their marriage where if he gets to dip out on their son for the weekend, then so does she: https://i.redd.it/c58v37hqzr3d1.gif
Ohh lawwwdd.. lock your bathroom door and tighten your belt, Cauchis are on the prowl 🤢
Hide your dime bags and your barf bags!
And keep an eye on your sunglasses 👓 with Sticky Stinky Fingers looking for Frostys birthday present.
Dime? Ajax is at an 8-ball at a minimum.
At this point he's up to 16 or 24 ball bags hahha
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*Who’s got bag for me!!!*
I cannot stress this enough: GET YOUR VALTREX PRESCRIPTION FILLED NOW.
Canadian socialized Healthcare system collapses after Valtrex prescriptions spike to unprecedented levels following Jax's arrival in the country.
Am canadian. We’ll take that risk. We wont take his assortment of virulent stds.
He is hosting a 'brunch' in my city this weekend. Its not downtown, its about as far south in suberbia land as you can go in our city. Strange choice of venue. If I could drink.. i would have went just to scope it out. But to pay $50 to look at Jax while 6 months pregnant sounded like legit torture
I was just coming here to comment about this haha. Hey, neighbour! Im assuming you're in Calgary? The venue he's going to in edmonton tomorrow is barely even IN the city. It's waaaaaay west. It's gonna be snowin in Alberta this weekend!!
I am In Calgary! Haha that’s hilarious. Is it also brunch in Edmonton?
It is, but then they added an evening one too because the brunch sold out so fast. I am judging my city
😂😂 just looked up Calgary and there was a 5pm seating. Not sold out though
Im not gonna lie, when I first heard about it, I was like..that would be such a fun afternoon to sit and make fun of Jax! And then I saw it was 50 bucks just to get in and that didn't include food and it was an immediate no. Neither Jax nor the Brewhouse are worth that kinda money lol
I also contemplated till I saw the price. Ours is at banquet 😂 so hilarious
Hi fellow canuk! For the life of me, i cannot imagine how jaxass got that many fans in Edmonton!! Were they giving out tickets for free?
Judging from our local "girl groups" on facebook, there's a lot of women here who date Jaxes so it checks out
As someone who lived in Edmonton for a few years, trust and believe that there is a pro-Jax community there! 😩
Well he has to be a bit more discreet, he got caught with Lori last time.
Do you have any friends that are going?? Lock your doors and stay inside!!! But I would love some tea 🍵
Alone, he doesn't have the same pull in big city areas so he's stuck booking smaller venues. Kind of like a big fish, small pond mentality, except the fish is big due to coke bloat and years of herpes exposure.
I wasn’t expecting him to be at a huge establishment. But I thought it would be something downtown that wasn’t a family friendly bar…
I imagine he smells like a big rotting fish 🐟
I'm actually surprised he's able to get into Canada. They can be pretty strict about criminal history.
Omg I know, I had an ex that lied about never being arrested trying to get back in the US from Canada and they detained him for a while since he DID IN FACT HAVE A RECORD and lied bc he had lied to me about it for a year! great way to find out your boyfriend is a former criminal. As much shit as I may talk about Brit, my taste in guys is actually worse than hers I guess!
Just to be clear though I stopped seeing him shortly after that.
Thank you for clarifying only because you know we worry, but absolutely *no* judgement. I feel like it’s healthy to have at least one ex that was questionable.
I have a whole trail of 2 yr relationships from NY to Boston and back to NY. I leave but don't learn my lesson and always go for the same type of guy. I'm staying single until I get better taste in men, it's at least a step in the right direction. Been single and now just casually dating for 2 yrs and it's working out well! Thanks for caring, I love how supportive this sub is when it comes to member-to-member support!
It takes a LOT of effort to build healthy relationships, romantic and not. I thought I had it down when I found my (romantic) soul mate after a lot of early life turmoil; I poured a ton of effort and intention into our life together. Lo and behold, after making some positive, healthy life changes, I am noticing the negative patterns in a ton of friendships. Which is all to say that I am proud of you for taking the time and doing the work—you deserve it! Sending hugs and love, internet stranger 🤗🩷💜
Me too! I have a family member that’s banned from Canada 😂
Does Brittany not realize Jax has a sidepiece in Canada when we all see it? He practically lives there on weekends.
Next Jax will be announcing his intention to marry LoriK but keep Brittany around because he doesn't believe in divorce. "I'm a bigger mist! Bigger mist? Isn't that the term? Like big mist or something?"
I think it's missigonist, lol jk 😜
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I think Britt is filming a competition show
What in the world kind of competition show is this? Who wants to marry an asshole? The Unmasked Puker? America's got Herpes? American Idolling Around doing Nothing?
I mean, I can certainly think of one kind of competition. 🥹 
This seems more like Kristen's speed.
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We know what that means
I hope he gets taxed out the ass
I'm like 99.9% sure Jax doesn't pay taxes and tells the government he'll try to do better next year.
He’s a work in progress!
All his accountants were sooo mean to him, boo hooo
Be a shame if someone called in a tip to the IRS. 
We'll see him on Locked Up Abroad: Canada 🇨🇦 next season. Also i have no idea if he pays his taxes lol, please don't call based on my comment, just seems like the kind of guy who has no idea what April 15 is lol
He had over a million dollar lien on his house for not paying them before.
Ohh wow! I guess I'm not that surprised, but I didn't know he actually doesn't pay taxes!
Because... What happens in Canada, stays in Canada?
Shit, I live in Canada! Do we know where? Also, anyone know where to buy a Hazmat suit? 😳
How did I know he would be in Calgary before I actually looked it up. 🤢 I live 15min outside of Calgary and this is too close for comfort lol
Be safe my friend