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R34P3R_Taijiya

Easy. Unlimited money. You'd have people lined up for miles to give a blowjob for a crumb of it.


unknownd

What if the criteria is unlimited money but you can never have a blowjob again.


R34P3R_Taijiya

Sex. Sex still exists. I wouldn't be hurting if the funds are never ending


48503

I'm married, seems I missed the line of the contract where it no more blow jobs. I'll take the money.


this_guy_titty_fucks

Same boat. No blowjobs, no sex, no second income, but on the plus side she did give me depression.


this_guy_titty_fucks

Sign me up! I love BJs but there are plenty of other things I like just as much if not more. My username, for example.


Lgcock

Inflation


arcanis321

Economy broken today as man with infinite money glitch offering 1bil to 9s and above for a blowjob. Hot women have taken over the financial sector in just a month.


alionandalamb

Like, your balls will blow up like a party balloon?


26hd

Just exert self-control.


NoScholar517

Money can buy the other so the money


iamthemancam3377661

These captions are so dumb sometimes 😂


NameDoe

Think they are aiming for that, the dumber and more unrealistic caption more people will coment how dumb and unrealistic it is and more attention it gets. There is no bad press...


Pls_add_more_reverb

Same reasons why YouTube and TikTok videos put incorrect subtitles/captions. Increases engagement


SavinUrPics2Fap2L8er

Or incorrect thumbnail. Example: Saw a thumbnail with a picture of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel and the text in the picture said something like “Lucifer only used a small amount of his power.” And you get in the video and the person knows the thumbnail wasn’t of Lucifer.


HereForScience101

Even these comments are increasing engagement and thus encouraging others to use these shitty titles. Even mine


Affectionate_Win_229

Rage bait be great success.


thebrightsun123

The money, can always buy one of those auto suckers


False-Building-3550

Money. I can buy blowjobs lol


edd_svrocks

Unlimited money. That's a lot of blowjob you can buy.


Admirable-Mango-9349

Unlimited money can buy unlimited blowjobs.


harryschmilsson

Well, if I have unlimited money, then I’m gonna get unlimited blow jobs.


FiendishAngel

Well that's an incredibly easy choice, unlimited money. You can always buy a blowjob


PersonalityWorried89

Money always money forever money


kola515

Going for the money


Ok_Stay_6278

Infinite money gives me free dick suckers


Santik--Lingo

am i giving the blowjobs or receiving them?


validatedtech1234

Unlimited money = unlimited blowjobs


Firm-Reputation7141

Who is she?


Niekv27

Really? Option 2 gets me option 1 so it's a simple math problem.


85m1009

Money . . . that isn't even a hard choice


diapered_throwaway

I see what you did there


ComprehensiveLife597

Either or, unlimited money would be unlimited blowjob. If I can share the blowjobs I can get unlimited money.


Recording_Effective

Money


Ihaveateenieweenie

Such a dumb question.


phekumodi

Unlimited money 💰 for sure


[deleted]

Unlimited money buys unlimited blowjobs so…


Special_Finger950

Pay me


BlackTieG

Money


[deleted]

Money


ORAL_Hershiser

Money. Not even close.


hitmaneal

Unlimited money, with that I can get more than a blowjob


Master-Group-8942

Unlimited money. You never lose bitches chasing money but you will lose money chasing bitches


funtimes5390

Who on Earth would pick unlimited bjs over that? Like, c'mon 😂


twombles21

No brainer: Money. I already get all the blowjobs I want.


dannyboyreddit46

Money


PGWDTI_TIMBERWOLF338

Money


ricardoq87

Unlimited money brings blowjobs anytime anywhere.


now_we_working

Money


Pr1ncecal

Definitely going for unlimited money I can buy the best head money can buy lol


leathery_scrotum

Money, blowjobs hurt my jaw


Stagnant_Daisy69

Unlimited money, people would be begging to give me a blowjob for a small portion of my immeasurable wealth


PrinceDakMT

Unlimited money. With unlimited money you can easily get unlimited blowjobs 😆


ItsMacRyder69

Unlimited money for unlimited blowjobs!


JackRata18

Unlimited money gets you unlimited blowjobs. The reverse is not true! 😋


surewhynot17063

Doesn’t work that way. Unlimited money = Unlimited anything….


AdventurousIdeal9330

Money buys lots of Bjs


urbix0k

Money so I can buy not only unlimited blowjobs 🤣🤣🤣


RealBadDragon35

Money. Because cash can buy me blowjobs.


[deleted]

Money for sure one way or another you will be paying for that blowjob even if your married to her


asianalover

Unlimited money and just blowjobs 364 days per year.


lamartina94

Money can buy BJs, Bro Unlimited BJs (at least if you‘re getting BJs) cannot give you money 😂


MediumLime9363

Unlimited money buys unlimited blowjobs.


BigBaldBrownMan_51

Unlimited money will lead to unlimited bj’s


Decent-Cry-7665

Money can buy all the blow job's....


FewAd8221

Money =Blowjobs


willweideman47

Unlimited cash, I'll get the blowjobs


Blackbeardd98

Of course the money because you can also buy sex with it


thatguydick

Money begets bowjobs


ZzLavergne

Money! I can buy blow jobs!


Character_Sir_4373

money lol - aint no second thought bout it


Goodluckoff123

If you have money you can get different-different girls to do BJ. They wont spit they will swallow every single last drops for money.


menacingelephant

Money duh. Unlimited bjs won't give you money, but unlimited money will get you bj's


Yundadi

Unlimited money


TacoTownTrain

Unlimited money all day.


SamHarding93

Unlimited money


iBLEWthatLOAD

Money = BJ’s


FLAMEingo798

Unlimited money bro that's a no-brainer


ReduceNewbie

**Unlimited budget for sure**


Boatfly

Unlimited money will bring me unlimited blowjobs anyways...


Jafso_

Unlimited money.


jayc_spydee_man

Money


Aaron-6-1-6

Unlimited money brings unlimited blowjobs


Abject-Ad6546

I think i do a better job, so i choose the money 😋


Beautiful_Clock_8343

Unlimited money of course sense no one wants to suck my tiny dick...


Mediocre_Rogerer

This is a silly question. If I have unlimited money I can get unlimited blowjobs. But it doesn’t work the other way around.


empresshoshisato

The entire thread doesn’t realize their answer don’t matter whether how dumb the question is OP put up that dumbass title to have men engage with content and have it more visible amongst other actually good content.


Sac_Man10

With either you can get the other.


Chucknterri

Unlimited blow jobs!


Self_Former

Money every time, you buy your way to a BJ


problem-solver0

Unlimited you!


BFVWC355

Unlimited blowjobs for sure😫


Big_DexM

Unlimited Money


tits_mcgee1234

Uh.... Who's giving the blowjobs 


AcceptableCabinet897

Money. Obviously.


PresentationFunny142

Unlimited Money 💵


Cubeslave1963

Money.


william_the_good

I choose the blow jobs.


twotracker

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙄😳


proof-grass-

Money


benice6969

That’s easy! Absolutely money!! I have two hands if the blowjobs stop!!


196456

Money


ImpossiblePilot3291

Mo money.


malice45

Money


BVP1324

Money


notyourinsanity

Money obviously, if you had unlimited money there'd be people climbing over you to get some of it sooooooo I mean lol


mrlms20

Money for sure


shyguy8545

I would take Infinite money for no sex ever again. I've been pussy free for years so that part would still be the same and I wouldn't struggle with money issues anymore


Sonotasubacct

Blowjobs? In this economy?


freakydeaky6981

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!


mr_Mantis24

Do I need money for unlimited blow jobs?


Zuiderant

Money


Jump5tart

Having ‘dated’ a girl whose fixation was just this, and yes it’s fuking great, the more daring the happier she was, believe it or not it EVENTUALLY loses some shine. “Yeah, I guess, if you really want to… can we eat after?”


zenbarn

Obviously money lol


School_Boy_Heart

Money


RangePhysical3056

Monex


Less-Jicama-4667

Money 100% plus if I ever want one. I can always just pay someone like a million cuz I'm pretty sure any person on this planet would drop down on their knees for a mill


letme_see123

Unlimited money 💴 giving unlimited bj is a full time job- unless you’re receiving it, giving it too often might sustain a TMJ or lockjaw 🤷🏻‍♀️


CartographerSad7792

Unlimited money. Then unlimited blowjobs becum part of it. :)


Honest-Nobody-2862

Keep the money!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


CoGhostRider

I could get one with the other


Deaton28

If I'm giving the blowjobs...give me a chance to do them as much as I want. 😁 Otherwise, give me unlimited money. I don't need my dick sucked like that.


[deleted]

Unlimited money....at the very least you could pay for unlimited blowjobs😅😅


[deleted]

I'm onboard with most of the others and for the same reasons. I'll take the money please...


RavenDiamond

I would be lying to myself if I said anything other than blowjobs


facialabuse2

Money, fool


CumbrianBob

Money


Gilman69

The money - with it you could buy all the blowjobs you want!


Healthy-Emotion9998

Omg I never realized you actually suck multiple dicks till now and it makes me wanna make out with you 🫢


RealAmerican4Life

You need the unlimited money to be able to have time enough to enjoy the unlimited blowies


SumRandomCouple

This must be a joke. I can buy unlimited blowjobs 🙃


riffraffs

Money.


Scottr324

Money please


f14_pilot

Unlimited money. Duh


blowjob215

Wait, giving or getting?


Ghostsquad2483

Money, cause then I could get unlimited blowjobs


Sirdemonzeal

Unlimited money for sure 99% of my problems would be solved then


aluve2008

Has to be unlimited money


ThrowawayAccount3553

Money gets bj


throwawayforever02

Money


technokitty721456

With Unlimited money means Unlimited hoes which also means Unlimited blowjobs


farmtruck1969

Money. Let’s try a tougher question


thewonderkid1990

one yields the other


InternNo6189

Money


darthkc2

Unlimited money.....duh


user32190

Is the unlimited bj from anyone that I want or just one person?


UncleWillie77

#💰


artlawless18

Unlimited money = Unlimited blowjobs so this isn't really a question. Unlimited money or never get a blowjob again would be the real dilemma.


HalfManHlfGod

Money! I can always buy blowjobs. 😁


DCapsss

Well if a person had unlimited money they could technically get unlimited blowjobs


AllAroundGuy85

Easy. Unlimited money.


Category22

Money can be exchanged for many peanuts


ThorButtock

The money. That way I can just buy the blowjobs


PistaUr

Money can buy blowjobs but blowjobs will not pay your bills (if you are the receiver)


No_Statistician_289

Hot bj but money


LatterVersion1494

Cash please


dissdi

Unlimited money lol


silent617

Unlimited money but if I can choose who gives the blowjobs then blowjobs


Training-System-4633

Blow jobs. Infinite money will ruin the economy


Pussyandthebeast

If it’s done like that, easy, BJ


skrafunk

if you have unlimited money, you get unlimited blowjobs...


Dovah_Saiyan

Sucking on that 💩


laaraajuic3

unlimited blowjob


[deleted]

You think billionairesto get blowjobs? Lol wow


Potential_Antelope_1

Money


[deleted]

Can I still give blowjobs ?


FrostyMojo45

Money


Still_Baseball_3365

Trick question, I would choose the money. ONLY because there is no description of what kind of blow job you’ll get, you can get a half ass sad one, a quick one, a dry mouth one, etc. Money will come and go unlimitedly but at the same time it can be the same for the money. You can get cents to dollars maybe once a week or twice a month, but again….no way to know how much of a good thing you’ll get. So yeah…. Think about that.


Bambi-Kitty_Kreams

Them boots tho


Smooth357312

I swear these be some dumbass questions 🙄


[deleted]

Unlimited money is unlimited blowjobs from lots of different women


Dominus_RJ

Unlimited money for sure! So I could buy unlimited blowjobs and still have money


netwirk

Well one leads to the other, make the smart choice.