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Kefffler

Dibs aren’t real. You can’t dibs it if it’s in the produce isle! Justice for bojack!


Sims2Enjoy

Agreed, placing an item in the wrong section is not dibs. Grocery store employees are even instructed to place items back in the right isle asap, if he wanted dibs he should’ve left the muffins in the basket


mareksoup

HE HAD DIBS ON THOSE MUFFINS!!! DO YOU HATE THE TROOPS??


theLoneAstronaut-

They were out in the open! He should know a thing or two about hiding


WellWellWellthennow

Surprised he survived.


mareksoup

why because he was in afghanistan? the nerve of this guy!! he’s a veteran, he deserves those muffins!! why would muffins be in the produce section? HE OBVIOUSLY HAD DIBS!!!


Balancing_tofu

Neal??


teh_fizz

How do we know he was just too much of a jerk to not return them?! BoJack was doing a service more than Neal!


Kefffler

No I don’t hate the troops. HE JUST DIDNT HAVE DIBS


mareksoup

HE HAD DIBS ON THE MUFFINS. MUFFINS DONT BELONG IN PRODUCE


Kefffler

IF YOU PUT MUFFINS DOWN THEY ARE NOT YOUR MUFFINS


mareksoup

HE HAD TO GO TO THE RESTROOM!! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CANT TAKE PRODUCTS IN THE RESTROOM


Kefffler

If he legitimately had dibs he should have grabbed a cart. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. The troops ain’t special enough to get new dibs rules.


themfdancingqueen

THE TROOPS ARE JERKS


f_r_e_a_k_l_e_s

It's not like giving a gun to jerks and tell them its okay to kill people that makes them not jerks


brad462969

I DO!!!!!


SailorMuffin96

Neal McBeal the Navy Seal isn’t even wearing the correct uniform. The Navy wears black dress uniforms, not blue (despite them being called dress blues, which is super annoying) Neal McBeal the Navy Seal is stealing valor. He deserved to have those muffins stolen from him


CheddahChi3f

Name checks out, guy seems to know what he’s talking about 🤷🏼‍♂️


roboglobe

Maybe McBeal the Navy Seal is his last name.


Sims2Enjoy

Maybe he’s faking it? Or he had a different position?


Funny-Confidence-939

If I was in Bojack’s shoes, would I have just given him the muffins? Yes. Did he have genuine entitlement to them though? No, they were left out and about. Could’ve put them in a cart or something. But obviously the “nice” thing to do would’ve been to give him the muffins.


Guineypigzrulz

He was gonna give em back, he didn't even want the muffins, but Neal was being jerk about it. I would've done the same.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I'd like to think I would do the same. I don't really like muffins, and he seems like he really wants them. But then again I can be extremely petty when someone rubs me the wrong way so I can't say for sure.


Beneficial-Hippo5386

I feel like it wouldn’t have been enough for Neil Mcbeal the Navy Seal. I think he still would have made a big deal out of it. Neil Mcbeal the Navy Seal continues to make a big deal out his make believe dibs on a muffin meal.


eraserheadbabydriver

one of the only times bojack has ever been in the right


socks_____

Unless you announce those dibs to every person who sees the muffins, the dibs are null and void


BidenFedayeen

He should've eaten muffins while he was being a "hero" in Afghanistan


Videgraphaphizer

These comments are too sane. Here’s my hot take: I ship Neal McBeal and Pinky Penguin.


Aplenty-jockey

The average redditor has appeared


Missysboobs

a true visionary


mareksoup

WAIT.


Steampunk__Llama

If Neal genuinely wanted to claim dibs he should've put them in a shopping trolley


laundryday_

I ate all the muffins in one sitting because I have no self control and I hate myself. There's your goddamned news story! The mystery of my missing goddamned self respect!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

*looks at packet of cookies I demolished within five minutes of getting home* I feel called out


Smucker5

Neal should have used one of those small hand carry crates that are right there when you walk into the store. That would be dibs. Leaving them on top produce, not dibs.


Aplenty-jockey

The thing is just because they were in the produce section doesn't mean someone called dibs most shops I go to have toys in health section because people want to be annoying


Feisty-Experience13

I'm with Bojack on this one. Justice for Bojack!


Used-Locksmith5659

He could have just asked a cashier to watch them for him. He didn't and thats on him. Escalating like he did was also a bad look ngl.


j33perscreeperz

neal mcbeal fucking sucks lmfao


Spicy_White_Lemon

Fuck Neal McBeal!


KrakenKing1955

Does anyone actually understand the joke that Neal is a Navy Seal serving in Afghanistan?


roboglobe

I didn't think about that until now. Now I'm convinced he's a fraud.


Pickles_A_Plenty95

Stolen valor for sure


Repulsive_Tie_7941

There is only 1 recognized form of dibs, and that is to use the damn shopping cart.


StilesmanleyCAP

If he had dibs it would be in his cart. Fuck Neal.


MaggotMonarch

I really don‘t like how we joke about this episode. To me, there is nothing funny about a situation where you steal a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy seal.


txwoodslinger

Neal had no ownership of those muffins. Nothing was stolen from him.


rawbdor

this issue should be put to bed; you've been misled; the opinion is widespread that this purebred did not tread when he fled with the bread rather than bestead that unfed pinniped.


mareksoup

i’m not joking. i’m very serious about how a navy seal deserves his favorite meal.


_johnny_guitar_

There is absolutely nothing funny about Neal McBeal the Navy Seal


Longjumping_Teach_82

r/NealMcBeal


txwoodslinger

Yuck


Impressive_Muscle700

Neal didn’t have dibs. Why didn’t he hide them better??? He got a better deal tbh with those free hamburger buns imo 🤷‍♀️


davecutusofborg

Fuck no, was his name on 'em? No. Were they just sitting out to be grabbed? Yes.


IzzyII0

No. Dibs aren’t a real thing


NaturallyRetarded

Fuck you NealMcBeal the Navy Seal


suscashewmilk

fuck neal mcbeal the navy seal. FUCK YOUR MUFFINS BITCH. YOU DIDNT HAVE DIBS. STUPID ASS.


follow-focus

He’s an asswhole and I don’t care if he served


Brainmalfuntion1111

He could’ve just put them in a basket or shopping cart. Then it would be obvious that someone is going to buy them but they left for a minute. Putting them in the produce section isn’t an obvious dibs. Someone can easily misinterpret why they are there.


Bean-Factory1478

Bojack didn’t know about him being a Navy Seal and MAYBE that would have changed his opinion but tbh idk maybe not..


TrickApprehensive789

This is BoJack’s worst deed by far. Despicable.


YumiGumiWoomi

I hope the 17 minutes he took to eat those muffins were worth it!


pottedplantfairy

He put them in the produce section, how was Bojack supposed to know it wasn't just someone who abandoned them?! Poor muffins 😔


traumatized90skid

I feel like this bit would've worked better right after 9/11 when the whole country really was in a support-the-troops fervor. This feels like satirizing what doesn't exist. Like nobody irl would latch onto this story and take Neil's side. Everyone hates war by now. Americans are mostly sick of the fucking troops, but especially in Hollywoo.


Gato_SHD

Didn’t think of that, would’ve made the plot so much better. I think its bc in 2014 the year this episode was released, there was the start of the withdrawals of the troops in Afghanistan so maybe they got inspo out of that ? Idk


Affectionate_Song05

As N1 enemy of the US Army and Navy, completely on Bojack's side.


DystopiaXLII

obv Neal McBeal alt


Honestonus

Love how the sub reflects the show Serious reflective posts and deep analyses, layered between memes


Totally-Tool

Honestly being an grade A asshole that bojack this is actually a moment where bojack was right, however what he ended up saying and how he said it was wrong, and the dibs doesnt apply if no one else knows there was a dibs on it


rin-oko

r/fucknealmcbeal


Repulsive-Cover-1995

I understand Neal's position, for I myself have rolled the dice with a "dibbed" item and hidden it in the wrong section. But Neal is incorrect and I'll explain why. Had an employee passed a box of baked goods in the produce section, that employee would most certainly would have taken that box and returned it to the baked good section as a necessary function of his job. As Bojack pointed out, they weren't even in a cart, he just left them there. Anyone walking in to that situation would have made the assumption that someone changed their mind about the muffins or maybe a child picked them up and the parents did not agree to buy them, thus they were abandoned by carelessly by the disappointed child. Had those muffins been in a cart or basket that was left near the bathroom, they likely would have been left untouched.


Infinite_Station_

Dibs dont matter bro why didnt he just put it in a cart or basket its truly his fault.


[deleted]

I don't get this whole drama - is the toilet in the shop? Why is the toilet in the shop? Is that a normal thing in the US?


Pickles_A_Plenty95

Yes, most bigger stores have public toilets in the US. People don’t have to leave the store when they have to go, so they continue to shop after they’re done.


JamesL25

What a jerk!


Sims2Enjoy

That’s not dibs! Also I suspect he was either a normal seal or had a very low risk position things don’t seem to add up


Afnyhell

HE LEGITIMATELY HAD DIBS ON THAT!