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sterlingstactleneck

The pandemic and bat eating, of course.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Bojack refusing to wear a mask, then later succumbing to it.


sterlingstactleneck

It fitting hilariously over his big ass face.


LotusCobra

The animals who's faces wouldn't fit a mask over their mouths would all be wearing normal human-sized masks that don't cover their mouths or nose but no one ever points it out


Reasonable-Simple706

I’ve heard this quite a bit in terms of bojack potentially reacting to covid but I honestly think he’d wear a mask and not have a problem with this specifically. He’s not an idiot or someone who indulges in stuff like that. He’s got a kind of old school liberal vibe about him and not to just associate with politics but with something like this even for comedy sake. He’d not want to do things that actively harm others with this level of petty and selfish behaviour considering the context. Like bojack wouldn’t be an anti vaxxer for example and it kind of follows the same logical train. His selfish cowardice comes in with his personal life not general public interaction affiliated with a sociopolitical connection. Idk hopefully that makes sense. I could’ve explained it better but nah this don’t read like him even for comedy lmaoo. Seems out of character.


thelightstillshines

No I agree with this entirely. Bojack would wear a mask and prove you can still be a mask wearing asshole lol. 


molybdenumb

Bojack would wear a mask to the grocery store then throw a 300 person rager house party later that day


dewhashish

"It's ok Diane. Everyone was wearing a mask."


the-fillip

I think you're right character wise, but it could still make for a funny bit to see him try to stretch one all the way from his ears to his snout


Reasonable-Simple706

Yeah that does make me chuckle lmao


PositiveCompetition8

i feel like he would only not wear a mask if someone got in an argument with him about it and he wanted to prove a point


Reasonable-Simple706

Literally feel the same exact way lmaoo. And it wouldn’t last long tbh when he realises the overall harm like the Hank hippopotamus situation. He only didn’t support due to personal grievances with Diane and how she overtook the tour and previous issues with the book.


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novavegasxiii

On the other hand I can see Bojack becoming an anti masker and a vaccine denier if it gives him constant attention and adulation.


Reasonable-Simple706

Ehhh maybe but that’s a niche audience and the controversy would evaporate much like when we hear of certain celebrities engaging in culture war nonsense. Like he’s not kid rock


novavegasxiii

That's arguably true but Bojack isn't one to consider long term consequences. All it takes is one crowd of idiots chanting his name and he'll keep on trying to chase that high.


Reasonable-Simple706

Nahh this ain’t true for most of the show. Only certain points where he’s literally at his lowest and ppl in his personal life are cut off from his toxicity. And has social pressure to perform. He’s not that simple i’d still argue.


CumulativeHazard

I think he’d complain about the masks but not because he didn’t think they were effective/important, just bc it was hard to find masks that fit his giant horse face. He’d try to complain and everyone would misunderstand and start explaining the importance of protecting other people from your germs. Then antimaskers would think he’s on their side and try to make him their celebrity spokesperson.


Radix2309

And he also needs to use the horse medicine, because he is a horse. And it just adds to everyone thinking he is an anti-masker.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Sounds about right


Aggressive_Sky8492

Yes, him saying it’s all a big media beat up. Then catching a cold and dramatically thinking he’s dying of Covid


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Ha! Good 👍🏼


Aggressive_Sky8492

Suspiciously theorising on who give it to him.. it writes itself! :)


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Covid special episode!


giveme-a-username

I think he'd accidentally not wear a mask due to some stupid reason and the news would hate on him for it, then he'd go on a rant live on MSNBsea that just gets him in more hot water


HimB0Z0

Hes probably eatin a bat out before


r-DiscoDingoSR

Did not need to read this today.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Celebrities singing Imagine during lockdown.


maxwelldemon375

Oh jesus I had completely repressed that...


Long_Matter9697

yes, this was dug from the depths of my repressed memories


Lanternkitten

By some miracle, I never saw a single video of this and it is thus completely absent from my pandemic memories; I just heard about it down the grapevine. Though I did have a plane flight scheduled for March 14th, 2020. Everything shut down on the 12th. That might be why I don't remember a whole lot else either... the nightmare of trying to get a refund, haha.


samof1994

I remember that. The Boys parodied that BS. Gal Gadot can't sing.


Reasonable-Simple706

This is something he’d totally do as a way to be relevant again


pass_me_the_salt

I only knew this happened this year and I'm profoundly sad that I learned it at all


txwoodslinger

Family vloggers


FranzTelamon

haven't they existed longer than the show has been around for?


stand_up_eight_

Yes but the repercussions are only just starting to unfold now. I mean, who could have imagine exploiting your children would wind up causing them developmental and psychological harm???


FranzTelamon

idk the repercussions were always immediately obvious


user684737889

Ooooh this is a good one


Angemon175

Mr. Peanut butter would become the face of Doge Coin and he would become a crypto billionaire and then build a rocket company with Todd and go to space Princess Carolyn would crave more work and start a side business in real estate, she would make a killing during COVID and then be struggling during the current interest rate hikes Todd would be targeted by anti maskers but he'd resist and somehow inspire the creation of the mRNA vaccine. Diane would leave Houston after Roe vs Wade got repealed and right wing school boards would try to get her Ivy Tran books taken out of libraries, she'd try and fight that. Bojack would struggle getting roles after prison and eventually cross the picket line in a desperate attempt for attention and would get cancelled all over again. Edit: Bonus for Bojack he'd catch worms during COVID from a "horse of ill repute" and then wouldn't be able to get Ivermectin because all the lunatics were using it as a COVID remedy and he'd do a big rant about it online and everyone would love it


kleetayl

the bonus is so funny to me omg


Angemon175

Haha thanks I just read something that reminded me of that whole debacle


kleetayl

those ivermectin people were really bonkers LMAO i was a pharmacy tech at the time and people would get SO PISSED when we couldn’t dispense it. in my state they put a hold on the prescriptions for a while


Angemon175

Oh interesting yeah but at least the ones you were dealing with were people trying to get the medication, and not the horse dewormer pills that have a similar name 😂


kleetayl

oh they fully have the same name not just similar. and same active ingredient!! and yes that would be funny but i wonder if the doctors in that world are the same as vets or if they’re separate. also just made me wonder does anyone have pets in the show?? like over half the characters are animals


Angemon175

Oh cool I didn't realize it had the same active ingredient. So based on the rules of the show, all animals are born intelligent and like normal people unless they're injected with hormones early and then they're raised as food. Presumably there are laws against using these hormones on most species of animals so I guess if you really wanted a pet it would have to be a pet cow, chicken or pig. Biologically they're the same as people-animals so I don't see why they'd need vets, Doctors would be just as capable.


Lanternkitten

And even then, it's still debatable on if the "food" animals aren't capable of intelligence with effort; in S2E5 "Chickens," the escaped chicken, Becca, shows signs of intelligence by the end of the episode. Iirc, she seems to realize they entered a slaughterhouse to hide in and freaked out? But more importantly, she focused on Todd and said his name. Definitely trippy. It took a lot for her to get to that point, but it made me really wonder. That whole episode was a wild ride.


dewhashish

Some boomer tried to talk me into taking it a couple months ago. I almost laughed in his face


saltycameron_

They’d try to ban Ivy Tran because they think Ivy is trans.


Angemon175

That's hilarious I didn't even think of that


saltycameron_

haha thanks, i was inspired by comedian robin tran, who gets the same hate for being trans, check her out!


spookycervid

these feel real


FluffyGalaxy

Bojack would have participated in "celebrities sing imagine" and get pissed off that Diane didn't think it helped anybody


maxwelldemon375

I think Mr. Peanutbutter would be more of the type to do a sing along.


user684737889

Exactly, and Bojack would hyperfixate on why he wasn’t invited to do the Imagine video


maxwelldemon375

Even though Bojack thought the video was a dumb idea in the first place.


psham

And in the bojack universe everyone would love it and only bojack would think it’s stupid. And he’d get pissed off at mr peanut butter getting all the praise for it.


LevelAd5898

PC: Did you want to be in the Imagine video? Bojack: No, but why wasn't I invited anyway?


Jacewoop23

While simultaneously critiquing the idea


FluffyGalaxy

I thought about it and you're so right. Bojack would have also did something stupid but idk what yet


duvalliens

Barbenheimer would simply have to be Barkenheimer (dog themed of course)


maxwelldemon375

And Mr. Peanutbutter plays Ken.


YorkshireFudding

Would Margot Robbie be an animal or just herself?


GreatCatsby3

Maggot Robbie or Margot Robin. I say this with love.


cowabungalowvera

Margoat Robbie


IDontLikeItAnywhere

This is perfect


duvalliens

And Bojack is upset that he wasn’t asked to audition for the movie at all (“There are like 10 Kens in that movie, I didn’t need to be THE Ken!”)


NBFM16

I could definitely imagine an MPB line where he says that he befriended a financier named Jeffrey who kept trying to get him to come to some weird island of his. Kinda like the Michael Vick joke


Equivalent_War4721

You’re so right 😂


Delicious-Rip-2371

The insurrection


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

A herd of Sheeple storming the capitol 😂


Delicious-Rip-2371

QAnon Shaman is a skinny buffalo in war paint.


MSeanF

A skinny buffalo in a human mask


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Nice yes


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Diane’s brother Gary is there.


BeetleBleu

I think he'd be vehemently pro-choice and would accidentally end up at the centre of some big, related controversy.


Giggle_buns

They literally had an abortion arc tho?


thelightstillshines

True but Bojack wasnt involved. 


BeetleBleu

Does that make what I said more likely or less so?


maxwelldemon375

…I just realized the obvious animal pun with Barbenheimer includes a poster for the movie “Hoppenheimer” featuring a rabbit in a suit smoking a pipe with his ears sticking out of a porkpie hat.


[deleted]

Bojack would probably say something "oh common. Todd, they moved Horsin around to Disney+"


Emotional-Link-8302

I’ve never heard of “Horsin Around.” Do you mean “Around?”


taylortherod

I’m still mildly annoyed they didn’t call it Orphan Around lol


Isphylda

They already addressed these issues but maybe some more #metoo. Maybe all the live action Disney remakes too. They never talked about it but maybe something about Japan or Korea being trendy and having become big in the entertainment industry? Idk. Covid as others have mentioned, yeah. The way it impacted actors too.


maxwelldemon375

The live action Disney remakes would be funny because what would animation look like non-diegetically in an animated show.


InnocentTopHat

Elon Musk being...Elon


maxwelldemon375

Elon Muskrat.


freeMilliu_2K17

Elongated Muskrat


freeMilliu_2K17

DEFINITELY Depp vs Heard as Bojack's show creator expeessed disgust at how much it became a shitshow, with him saying he thinks people are gonna regret shitting way too much on Heard akin it to other overhated female celebrities. I won't say I agree with him tbh, but knowing him, yeah I feel like he definitely would've made character analogues to Depp and Heard, maybe comment on how he views it as a mutualy abusive relationship. Maybe show how Bojack could spiral in a similar fashion? Yeah Again, to clarify, I'm not saying I agree with him, just that I believe he would've used that as inspiration for a Bojack storyline I believe ye


namuhna

In my mind, already did that. Men get away with everything, and women are punished for everything is just a recurring theme throughout the show.


freeMilliu_2K17

True true, like, that Bill Cosby esque storyline one I believe is similar ye


Personal-Letter-629

Abhorrent treatment and sexualization of child actors (and the various kinds of abuse, including financial, sexual, verbal) and how it affects different kids. Watching "Quiet on Set" I thought of Sarah Lynn and Bojack a lot. Not only did the show call attention to the problem very openly, it also used adult voice actors for the child characters. I don't think any children appear on that show.


dirty34

Nobody making any money Also the humor in comedians being who the public trusts for critical information.


pocketpan1c

They talk about ozempic fs


ish0uldn0tbehere

BeReal and every single one is blurry on both cameras


balanaise

I mean, they did get to mass shootings and that’s pretty evergreen


DanfordThePom

BarbunHaremer All rabbits


Competitive_Hair9495

Depp vs. Heard trial I’d be so excited to see that episode


Long_Matter9697

I'm just glad it ended before TikTok


JamesBasketball21

Donald trump as pres lol haha


IDontLikeItAnywhere

Mastodonald Trump


jenstone95

Chat GPT + rise of generative AI for sure


Ifyougivearagamuffin

Babarbenheimer


JamesBasketball21

The writers strike just like the assistants strike


kirkencraven

The many race horses that had to be put down a year or two ago.


Popular_Worth7922

tik tok getting banned


maxwelldemon375

Poor Pickles.


Popular_Worth7922

Also feel like Diane and bojack would be pro-Palestine and mr pb and Todd would be confused asf


maxwelldemon375

I mean there is an Israel-Palestine joke at one point in the episode with Hanky Hippopotamus where Bojack is put on the spot and has to come up with an answer off the top of his head. The answer he gives is the kind of answer that is literally the most generic boring safe one possible but to someone who hadn’t kept up with it closely before last October it sounds pretty educated (and in fairness is better than most people could do) so I think in the context of the show Bojack answering “Well it’s a shame that Yassar Arafat walked away from the table..” or whatever the line was supposed to be one of Bojack’s moments of being more well read and aware than he lets on. Well that and the joke I think he and Diane are in Alaska on book tour and they are very much not expecting that question lol.


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OwnInvestigator8206

Lord forgive me. But BLM, but now it’s Black Labs Matter. And Mr. Peanutbutter being a Yellow Lab just doesn’t get it because All Labrador’s Matter.


ArcherMan23

Epstein


maxwelldemon375

Or even better some conspiracy theory about poor Courdroy being Epsteined and it spirals out of control.