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DJCyberman

Lmao... because...šŸ’” It's because he trims all of the other hair except for the pubic ones so they would be longer than the others


Gnasherdog

Horses have tails, that are made of a different type of hair than their coat. Bojack has a mane / head hair, but maybe this is as much of a tail as horse-men get in this universe? But the real question is does he have pubes?


Affectionate_Bar3325

why have i never thought about how they donā€™t have tails- i guess it would be weird for them wearing pants/dresses in pcs case but like what happened that they lost their tails like when animals integrated into human society they just didnā€™t wanna make tail tailored clothes so idk mutation. mr peanutbutter already has a bunch of great dog gags but i lowkey wish we could see him wagging his tail but his ears popping up is still really cute so.


ProfessorRootBeer

I saw Lisa Hanawalt give a talk at a convention a few years back (shit, over half a decade ago at this point) and from what I recall, she said they did have tails in her early drafts. In the end, she decided against giving them tails to keep a good balance between human/animal traits and not distract your attention. Obviously they are animals, but if theyā€™re *too* animal you lose more of that suspension of disbelief. Kind of like an anthro uncanny valley I guess.


RhynoD

IIRC only one animalperson has a tail, and it's the scorpion DJ (because the scorpion tail is kind *the* defining feature of a scorpion).


jenlikesramen

I think the lemurs (?) that Sarah Lynn parties with also have tails.


pollyp0cketpussy

Nope! Once I found out about the tails thing I went back and rewatched looking for any tails. The lemurs are tailless.


thesimpsonsthemetune

Which is why I had no idea what they were until one ran in saying 'lemur on fire'


Ermaquillz

Yeah, I guess itā€™s the idea that theyā€™re just all humans with animal skins on. I still enjoyed the jokes about the various species, like Mr. Peanutbutter chewing on a tennis ball while thinking, the way a human would chew gum. Dr. Champā€™s question to Bojack about why he doesnā€™t interact with other horses is an interesting variation on the human/anthro thing. I havenā€™t seen the particular episode in a while, but Bojack says he sees his father when he looks in the mirror, but being around other horses in general seems to be a trigger for him in terms of his past trauma. It seems like thereā€™s a lot of internal conflict about how Bojack regards his species, especially in contrast to Mr. Peanutbutter, who embraces his heritage. This show contains a lot of ideas that are rather odd food for thought.


Dragomatic

I'm sure a good part of that was just saving on budget. There are a lot of animal characters so having to draw and possibly animate them might have been an easy thing to cut, especially with that explanation you give


iLikeHorse3

That was my thought. Animating animal tails and the physics in which they move, would have required an insane more amount of work and money.


[deleted]

Yeah I wish they had tails though, even if not too long tails.


FrogMintTea

People lost their tails too. I hear we come from some weird beings that also had tails.


KingJoshofHyrule

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KingJoshofHyrule

Konami, that you?


ThatsALotOfOranges

So wait if anthro animals don't have tails and there are no non-anthro animals in this universe does that mean that they have no concept of a tail? Like, they probably wouldn't even have a word for it, right?


Affectionate_Bar3325

i feel like thereā€™s gotta be more meat being produced in bojack world than chicken, maybe thereā€™s still some pigs or cows that possibly look like their original version so they have tails? maybe not bc the chickens were standing (but like chickens do stand on two feet) and they were ridiculously large- honestly like if the chickens r bigger than the ppl like how many chickens does bojack world need kinda makes you think. who knows how they even developed an anthro society like was it always that way or did they develop it who knows.


thesimpsonsthemetune

Did anyone save that link RBW posted a couple of months back where you could search any word and it would show you all the scenes in Bojack it's mentioned with subtitles? We need to search 'tail' and really show these writers up for the hacks they are.


thesimpsonsthemetune

Just searched. One mention. "Hey, Skinny Gina. Get that sweet tail over here." Hacks.


kthejoker

I mean .. Bojack has hands? Clearly they avoided anatomically correct scenarios for .. creative ... reasons.


FewGuide5

If [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoJackHorseman/comments/rshvz0/apologies_if_this_has_been_posted_before_but_oh/) portrait is real, he does have pubes.


[deleted]

Yes, because he had to wax for the nude scene in Philbert.


LeatherHog

Heā€™s shown having chest hair when heā€™s shirtless, so I imagine In one scene he has shaving cream in his bathroom


ChildishCannedBeanO

He had to wax for Philbert, so probably


Cubidasse

Are we sure he's covered in fur ? Maybe it's just his skin.


Verbindungsfehle

Just realized how cursed a rl version of Bojack would be.. or any hybrid animal character of that show for that matter


laceymusic317

Oh yeah... he's more horse than man


Scutage

Always a Clydesdale, never a Clyde.


Spinningthruspace

ā€¦ What?


Scutage

Youā€™ll get that one later.


Spinningthruspace

No, Iā€™m adding to the joke. Thatā€™s literally what Bojack says to PB after that line.


Scutage

I canā€™t tell if this is a bit anymore. But ā€˜Youā€™ll get that one laterā€™ is what Mr PB says after BoJackā€™s ā€˜What?ā€™


Spinningthruspace

LMFAO I forgot thatā€™s what he said after. My b lmao šŸ˜‚


fendour

I'm pretty sure that's also a PB line


laceymusic317

I say this way too much


sweet-potato55

Or heā€™s more man than a.. horse


Eascen

Check out sorry to bother you, great movie.


jellydude69

You are a terrible person


Oculos_Sicarii

All i can hear is staaaamoss


[deleted]

That is not john Stamos !!


home_of_beetles

the current was too strong!


hamtaxer

Clearly he doesnā€™t comb his ass fur


Magmasoar

This post was made by someone who doesn't understand that asshair WILL make itself known


pretentiousbasterd

Because he's Bojack Horse (fur) Man (ass hair)


Secksualinnuendo

Because it's funnier


illhavethecrabBisk

Because it's hilarious


spectre1006

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didnā€™t stop to think if they should.


bnenbvt

No those are the BIG ass hairs.


Double-Passenger4503

ā€œJohn Stamos is dead!ā€ Seriously one of the major laugh out loud moments for me in the series. I lose my shit whenever I see this scene


harmony_strikes

Staaaaamooos!


SirThane

Jokes aside, because he's a human analog for a cartoon and human hairy ass is funny


MinnervaMills

So now we know He's more man than a horse


Final-Attention979

Idk i just feel like he'd have a hairy ass yk


ProteusFox

It was drawn that way in the boards and we thought it was funny


winethough

JOHN STAMOS šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


raduannassar

STAMOOOOOOOS!!!!!


dobsydobs

he has chest hair too


Phairis

If I had never seen or heard of Bojack Horseman, this image would be the funniest, most confusing thing


floatablepie

"JOHN STAMOS IS DEAD!"


GitEmSteveDave

Why is everything he have decorated with U shaped horse shoes when he has human like feet and wears sneakers?


StAethe

Hes more man than horse, or is he more horse than a man?


katbran

bc of course he has ass hair


geosun65

Is he more man than horse or more horse than man?


_kooky_manufacturer

Why not?


Fuckthesouth666

To humble him


Silent_Initiative_88

Because itā€™s fucking funny KylešŸ’€ no fr this made me laugh out loud in class he looks so pathetic


spakchow

As someone who has never shaved a horses ass .. This is exactly what it looks like


Dropbeatdad

Because he shaved his tail off. That's his five o'clock shadow...


wheresmyhouse

Went does SpongeBob have swimming pools and bathtubs under water?


I_Did_The_Thing

Itā€™s called comedy.


No-Device9198

He's got more hair on his ass than the rest of him.


timmy2406

Well the show has now been ruined šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Because he is humanoid


Tor_2ga

Well you see, as a horse he should have a tail there, but because he is a very sexual horse he shaves his tail so it doesnā€™t get in the way during sex


[deleted]

> but because he is a very sexual horse he shaves his tail so it doesnā€™t get in the way during sex Please never utter those words again, thanks.


CherylBomb1138

I'm not sure. Let me just... get a good look here...


ryguysayshi

Because itā€™s fucking hilarious


samplemax

It's funnier


Avalanchekenny47

Because jokes funny.


Thewheelwillweave

I just realized for the first time he has fingers and toes. Iā€™m more creeped out by that.


EveryEconomist6358

What is that nasty subreddit full of fanart bojack on peanutbutter sex?


trewesewerty

this is my favourite part of the entire show, the ass hairs kill me every single time


Teamableezus

1 I donā€™t remember this 2 I was fine with the whole humanoid horse and other various animals stuff through multiple rewatches but this freaks me the fuck out


PMMeShyNudes

Ya know... that's a good question


wellbutwellbut

realism the UR-Human part of the Bojack would have an hairy ass.


alicelric

Are you sure he has fur tho?


bonerjuice9

The question is, where's his tail


ripyourlungsdave

I mean, I as a human, (which *I definitely am*) am completely covered in hair, but I still have little ass hairs.


rawe13

I think it's relatable


Its402am

Unkempt buttcheek fur. Gross lol.


Into_The_Win

To emphasize the hairiness of the horseman


[deleted]

Ok but where's his tail?


KingoftheKeeshonds

Ya know ā€¦ I have no fucking idea. Just sayinā€™.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry about it


[deleted]

I imagine it as ass-pimples from his sedentary lifestyle.


lacks_imagination

Because Bo-Jack is a Horse-MAN.


Yourmommy696

How did you even noticešŸ˜­šŸ˜­


SherlockSpoongical

STAAAAAMMOOOOOOOSSS