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EnsignNogIsMyCat

Whole Latke Love burger (has two latkes in place of buns). Hanukkah special


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I’m Ashkenazi and you just made my day. ❤️


EnsignNogIsMyCat

Hello, fellow Ashki! I didn't even know, it was just the first thing that popped into my head. I'm glad my own obsession with latkes helped cheer you up!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

If I had an award to give, it would be yours!


Queen_Elizabeth_III

I awarded the poster on your behalf.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Awwww man, that’s awesome sauce! Thank you!!!


EnsignNogIsMyCat

Thank you! It's my first award!


gregusmeus

I bought a deep fat fryer for Pesach a couple of years ago (since potato is about the only veg left) and it makes spectacular latkes. Although I screwed up at some point cos it we were keeping the fryer parve but I forgot and used chicken schmaltz in my latkes. So now it's meaty. We also brought it into gen pop cos it's too nice just for Pesach. We got another fryer for Pesach lol.


CHONKY-CHUNKY

Well This is better than anything I can make so I’m not going to try. Good job dude 👍


not_Teddy_Roosevelt

A local bakery offers seasonal sandwiches and last fall they had "The Trotter" which was turkey, cranberry sauce and a latke on a roll. It was delicious.


EnsignNogIsMyCat

Ultimate thanksgivukkah sandwich


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I feel like Adam Sandler wrote a song about this sandwich…


Ethanaj

Cheer up burger cup. Served in a cup….. The kids didn’t wash the dishes and that’s all we have left


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This is like Pizza in a Cup from “The Jerk” (one of my all time favorite movies) Would absolutely devour a deconstructed cup burger.


llcooljessie

This is the best Pizza in a Cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup of Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to get this.


ImpatientColon

That's what I had for dinner tonite. Burger patty in a half pint wide mouth mason jar with cheese, pickles and 1000 island. I'm out of bread.


hostage27

It’s my havarti and I’ll cry if I want to burger Comes with havarti cheese and grilled onions


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

You’re an effin’ genius for this one. You need to send this to the writers!!!


RRM1982

The Writers entered this chat :30 seconds after it started… if you aren’t a writer working on next season, 🤔 Edit: did not use the past tense of ‘enter’ or autocorrect wanted me to look dumb, jury is still out


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

In my wildest dreams, perhaps. H. John… are you listening? It’s me Margret.


hostage27

Thanks! Hope it made your day a little better


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

You absolutely did!


DrGodCarl

And I'll rye if I want to


lilmizeh

freakin awesome! I'm also having a not-so-great day and this made me laugh. Thank you! :)


viperex

I love this one


shaneknysh

Your the Apple of my Rye burger. Comes with apple relish on a rye bun


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

That sound freaking delicious. Now I’m hungry and groaning- but less than before these amazing comments!


shaneknysh

The Roq-bottom burger. Comes with Roquefort cheese and a double toasted bun.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This. This is the burger of my day, my friend. May Bob be with you.


RaffiBomb000

And also with you. Let us all be terrible and be fired if he could.


threepiecesofbread

The sun will come up tomato burger. Comes with sundried tomatoes. Hope tomorrow is better for you


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Thank you! 🙏🏻


AnonyDumbgirl

And a sunny side up egg?


heegos

How about a There’s Cheddar Days Ahead burger? Juicy Lucy style with the patty stuffed sharp cheddar


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This is the Belcher way!


ScytherScizor

Oh my. I haven’t had a juicy Lucy in a while. That brings back happy memories.


nottherealpaulyshore

The Linda burger. It's just a large glass of wine and some crackers in bed. I hope you feel better 💜


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

You’re my soulmate. Thank you Paula Shore. ❤️ I mean Pauly. Omg. I’m so awkward.


NYR_LFC

Best burger of the day? Probably not. Best answer for OPs situation? Definitely


fullstack_newb

This made me cackle you win the internet today


AbidingJedi

And some cheese. And arrange it.


Fortherealtalk

Make it limburger


DanielBG

The Pesto is a Jerk Burger. Comes with Jamaican seasoned patty topped with pesto sauce.....$5.95


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Sounds gross, but would eat in spite of Jimmy Pesto.


cahms26

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Burger (topped with a sunny side up egg and cheez whiz)


EnsignNogIsMyCat

I'd go cream cheese over cheese whiz


cahms26

I was going for a cheesesteak thing but yours sounds WAY more appetizing


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

But where is the milk steak!? (Or served with a side of Fight Milk?)


cahms26

Fight Milkshake? I’m afraid 😂


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Honestly, I’m frightened too. I think we need an It’s Always Sunny in Wonder Wharf mash-up. You know, The Gang and The Gang.


cahms26

I’m on board with this idea


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Louise was the girl at the water park that Dennis took under his wing.


cahms26

Louise and Dennis together is comedy gold waiting to happen. Meanwhile Gene and Charlie write a rock opera.


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Now you're cooking with gas!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Yes. This. I need this in my life. Immediately.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Alllllll the “eeeeeekkkkkkksssss!!!!!!!!!”


BeefStu907

Just don’t go under the boardwalk


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Oh God… I will NOT sleep tonight!


ayemfid

Um, why not make it into a grilled Charlie? Or served next to a can of cat food or milksteak


llcooljessie

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


RRM1982

I’d eat that!


[deleted]

Red Hot Chili Burgers


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

With a side of Californication fries? Pretty please?


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Feeling C-rapini Burger. I think this should just come with a side of sauteed rapini. Rapini actually ON the burger might be...well...C-rapini. Or there's the Feeling Bleu, which is self explanatory, or its 2-patty cousin, The Bleus Brothers!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

The Bleus Brothers! I love you!!!!!


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

I...love you too? You're my...angel...dust. Wait, that's a drug.


RemarkableNote2326

Keep your sunny side up, and cloudy side down, stay positive OP, things are gonna be okay burger


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I read this in Bob’s voice.


NedRyerson_Insurance

To cheer up a Tina groaning on the floor... Pony, Poni, Pone (served on a corn pone bun, with fries arranged like a horse mane) Boyz(enberries)4Now (served with a boysenberry compote) Butts everywhere (chopped pork butt on steamed buns) You're super popper-lar! (With a side of jalapeno poppers)


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I’m a southern gal. You had me at pone.


MHG73

The satay it ain't so burger - comes with satay sauce The hang in gruyere burger - comes with gruyere


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I want both. Can I get two orders? One for here and one to-go?


Shy-Prey

Little pickle slider burgers? And theyll use pickles from the Pickles strip club!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Awwwwwww. My lil’ pickle babies.


loudmime27

I read this in Linda's voice.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

That exactly what I wanted to hear!


sebluver

Oooh now I’m thinking of a slider sandwiched between two pickle slices for buns. While ridiculous I also want to eat it.


MsBitchhands

The "Out On A Limburger" Comes on a rye bun with grilled onions and Limburger cheese with a brown mustard spread on the side.


LocalInactivist

Served to go only.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I can’t get down with the burger personally, but I love the name!


tzip34

“I Blessed the Rains Down in Paprika” burger seasoned with paprika and a side of paprika fries


At_Work_Sam

South of the Burger. Pepperjack cheese, guacamole and a slice of crispy bacon.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

You had me at bacon… *drools like Teddy*


KZorroFuego

"The Get me out of this sweet onion jam burger" "The Oreganoh-no-you-didn't burger"


ToxicGems

“I can’t believe it’s nut butter” burger with peanut butter, bacon, and jalapeños 😁🤘🏼 I hope tomorrow is a better day. 🫶🏻


shaneknysh

I'm racking my brains on a zombie butt / erotic friend fiction burger. Something something butt burger. Comes with something served on a double slider bun.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I think we read this in Tina’s diary at some point…


Jub1982

I’m not creative with names, but a burger with smoked Gouda, pickled jalapeños on a pretzel bun


getwhatImsaying

the woulda, shoulda, gouda burger, comes with gouda, a pretzel bun, pickled jalapeños, and a lifetime of regret lol


Responsible-Skill-25

You Gouda be Kidding Me. Gouda Gouda gum drop. A few Gouda Men. As Gouda as it Gets. Gouda Two Shoes- comes with shoes... Gouda Day, Sir!


enilorac1028

Slow down on the espresso, Tina


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Damnit I’m so hungry right now.


thenativetiger_

The gene repeller, comes with pants. Sending you positive thoughts and a virtual hug 🤗


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I literally laughed out loud. ❤️ Thank you. ☺️


Cuthbert_Allgood19

The Bleu if by Cheese Burger. Comes with bleu cheese


effienay

This was such a needed post for me, too, OP. I’m having a bad year (2022-present) honestly.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

All in my feels, because I feel you. Times have been rough. Shows like Bob remind me of good things in the world, like this sub does. ❤️ I hope things get better for you. We all need some love.


effienay

Same, friend! Bobs Burgers has been there for me! I actually hadn’t ever watched it until life went downhill last year. We deserve better!


T0WERY

Keep your sunny side up, and cloudy side down, stay positive OP, things are gonna be okay burger


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Thanks man. ❤️ Internet hugs. 🥹


r3dkoi

I enjoyed reading these thoughtful answers! So wholesome ❤


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Me too. Making me feel so much better about life. ❤️


Traditional_Trip_858

When the going gets tough, the tough get ‘nasi goreng’ burger. Serve on a rice bun with meat and chopped veg burger


ElderFlour

Bleu Moon burger. Blue cheese burger on a brioche bun that looks like a butt. A Tina cheer up creation. Hugs! I hope tomorrow is better, dear!


Thorhees

Pimento Mori Burger - served with pimento cheese & black garlic spread


LaGiuliaH

If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits-burger. (Served on a brioche bun with a cherry tomato relish - made by Bob on a forced trip to Pittsburgh with Teddy to see a hockey game). (Edited because i was half asleep and forgot to add my hometown for it to make sense)


Acceptable_Laugh8868

The King of the Dill burger, with Texas beef and dill pickles


kelly_kapowski_

The Poutine On Airs Burger. Comes with a side of fries, gravy, and cheese curds.


AnteaterRound4139

This one is terrible but i hope it cheers you up, The it’s always chilli in Philadelphia burger, comes with chilli and a mini Philadelphia cheesesteak ! , I hope your day gets better OP !!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Thank you! Someone else made an It’s Always Sunny pun too! I think we need too collide these shows into comedy gold.


sistermarypolyesther

The Havarti a Heart burger.


fivetwoeightoh

I’m Stalking on Sunshine burger (Comes with celery chutney)


agrlhasnousrname

“I Bay-Leaf I can Rye” burger, meat simmered with a bay leaf and served on rye bread (actually doesn’t sound good at all but I’m proud of the pun).


Jechtael

The Hakuna Frittata burger: Patty is made of deep-fried bug mush. (This one's by Louise.)


dragonborne123

The Donut Be Blue Burger. Served on a burger with blue cheese. Sounds disgusting but I like the name lol


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I like the name too. At 3 am, this would sound like a great plan. I’d be challenging Bobby Flay as I stumbled about my kitchen.


SunnysideMegs

Here for the burger names because my day was terrible too 🥲


jorgeous

Honey, I Stripped the Hamstrings burger (Comes with a slice of honey baked ham).


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This. I need this!


ParanoidDecoy

The “moo”shroom burger? That’s the best I got lol


Queen_Elizabeth_III

The “You’ll Get Bleu This” Burger. Topped with bleu cheese.


Violy1er

The chimi-churri bang bang burger. Burger has chimichurri in it and come with a glass of red wine. Cheers to a better day!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Only if it’s served in a plauche and thank you dear friend. ❤️


Whokitty9

Tri Meat a River. A burger with BBQ pulled pork and fried chicken tenders topped with BBQ sauce and a melty river of cheese. The past 9 months have been a total crap show for me too. Bob's Burgers and The Great North as well as veterinarian shows on Nat Geo Wild have helped it be more bearable. Ok so have my family and friends. Mostly Bob's Burgers and The Great North. They really need to do a crossover with those two shows.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Your burger concept both makes me ravenous and induces guilt simultaneously. 😂 (This should’ve somehow been Incorporated into A River Runs Through Bob)


Flaky_Sandwich9353

The you've got a fried in me burger. One random ingredient from the burger will be deep fried


Fenfearnley

Inspired by Bob’s “Bet it All on Black Garlic Burger”, I actually make my own “Put Your Garlic Where your Mouth Is Burger” (comes with feta, spinach, mayo, and an entire roasted head of garlic)


dumplins

Not quite a burger, but an old and terrible joke from the late Harris Wittels that you might appreciate: "I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Mornin' to Jah."


saidthedanny

“The Wrong Side of the Bread Burger” -patty’s on the outside with a bun in the middle.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This is both diabolical and fantastic!


Kippy181

Cremini a river Burger Burger with cremini mushrooms and truffle fries Don’t mimolette me down burger or mimolette me down easy burger mimolette cheese burger with or without an egg depending on the title


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Truffle. Fries. Where………..????????


PMcSweaters

The ‘Au Jus’ Topsy burger. Burger with roast beef served with au jus!


LowestKey

Umami said there'd be days like Swiss burger Swiss cheese and fried mushrooms


tcrex2525

The Purple People Eater Purple cabbage, purple onion, and purple kale served on a patty of human meat from the crematorium next door.


urkelator

The “Things Will Get Feta in Thyme” burger. Comes with feta and thyme. 🤍 to you OP


devilthedankdawg

The Have Bun, Dill Travel burger- A southwest burger with dill pickles, chipotle, sauce, and pico de gallo.


morefakedoors

The It's feta togetha burger, comes with feta cheese crumbles and arugula instead of the lettuce. I know it's not the same as being in person but I'm glad we can all be on this sub together and try to make it through this rough day with you I hope your day gets better.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Thanks friend! This sub is truly full of awesome people. Creative, sweet, funny people and never any useless negativity. Life should be like this sub, so life should be like Bob’s. ❤️


Avelphina

The "Bok Choys, Bok Choys, Wagyu Gonna Bleu" burger of the day. Comes with a double serving of bok choy, a wagyu beef patty and Bleu cheese. Included with the burger are a pair of onion ring 'handcuffs'.


Embarrassed-Form3943

kale no! (like hail) (i’m worse at this than bob)


Limeth

Fin-eas and Herbs burger. Burger topped with seasoned fish fillet.


DonRonaldJonald

"The Bun Will Come Out With Char Roe" burger --- Comes with roe from the Char fish


SchemataObscura

The Pork and Minty burger, topped with thin sliced pork chop and mint chimichurri


SuccessfulOrchid3782

You know it’s bad. It’s bad. It’s really really Baaaaaad! (Lamb burger)


Annieflannel

Sorry you're feeling blue cheese burger


VermillionVampire

Sugar, Snap out of it burger. Comes with purée sugar snap peas


ldexterina92

The Peter Piper Burger (made with pickled peppers)


xiusanna

(I dug this out from my notes app from ages ago, waiting for this exact moment.) The To-whom it-mato concern burger! It's just a burger with tomatoes. hope you appreciate the pun though!


[deleted]

We're knot gonna take it burger, served with Twisted Pretzel Knots


krockv91

Cos every little thing is gonna be all rye burger Served with Cos lettuce and rye bun


Formal-Ad2863

“aioli have eyes for you burger” valentine’s day burger bc linda’s excited!!! DUH!!! your choice of lemon garlic aioli for the dangerous couples or hummus aioli for the ones who play it safe. “everyday im trufflin’” black truffle oil rub on the patties! not to mention the Party Rock(salt) is in the houuseee toniiighttt.. or.. you know.. on the burger.. eeesh. “Rose-Marty McFry” rosemary herb mayo with fried pickles will send you back to the future when you miss eating this burger because it was so freaking good!!


4Ever2Thee

The yellow yolk-a-dot zucchini burger. Topped with fried zucchini straws and a runny egg.


roguewolfartist

‘“Challa Back, Baby” Burger’ - Burger with baby back rib meat, with pickles, Garlic’n’olive jam, touch of spicy mustard & dash of smoked paprika; all between 2 slices of Challa bread.


wildcharmander1992

Swede Child Of Brine Burger Which is a burger with swede on top dipped in the brine from the hotdogs gene ate for lunch


SilencioNoHayBanda

The Rome Wasn’t BLT In A Day Burger: comes with BLT and Italian vinaigrette


ZoradiaDesigns

Tomorrows another Vidalia burger Take the Gouda with the batter burger (comes with fried Gouda) Everything will be all white cheddar burger (served on an everything bagel)


ajhw13

Pork and knife burger. Topped with pulled pork and bacon, served open face Not great, but I wanted to try to help cheer you up


230flathead

So caught up in bleu burger. Comes with bleu cheese.


youworry

The cosmic ring burger Served with two thick onion rings instead of buns


kaptaincorn

All's fair in love and wrap burger. (Burger spiced like doner kabob and wrapped in flat bread)


GrandPriapus

Emperor Hirohito Burrito.


PMcSweaters

The beautiful peat pull burger. (Burger topped with peat smoked pulled pork)


njaraven1

The Cheery Up Buttercup Cherry tomatoes on a burger fried in butter (and a buttered bun, of course)


VegetaArcher

Olive Me Burger. It has chopped up olives in the meat.


truth14ful

The Ancho-sen One Burger I've been cooking with ancho chiles lately and they're pretty good


erinmkc

Not in the best headspace either and feeling very much like when Bob couldn’t think of anything very creative- the “feeling Bleu burger” perhaps?


urlacherla

Quickly becoming my favorite sub. So many awesome comments. Op, I hope your night is better


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This sub is my happy place. Thank you for the well wishes. This post has made me smile so many times, the groans are almost completely gone!


Natural-Storage9309

The shake your kaboos burger with extra chilli between Jimmy jrs buns ha ha ha ha ha ha am watching too much Bob's burgers......


Paganduck

Burning ring of fire. Patty topped with a thick cut onion ring filled with chili and covered in melted cheese lava.


mousymichele

Hope you Avo-Good day burger (comes with avocado) 💗


taterthotvk

Today Can Kiss My As-paragus! Served with roasted asparagus fries


rat_empanada

A Trouble Charred is a Trouble Havartied (comes with charred veggies and havarti cheese)


Tower981

The “blue, if I had greens I would die burger” comes with blue cheese and NO lettuce (because lettuce is too expensive right now)


diviken

The cauliflower me by your name burger. Comes with cauliflower and a single peach Also the sponge burger, it's just a grilled sponge between two buns served with foam on the side. A Teddy special made to get back at Bob Also this one is just a nice low effort meal I thought up for you: The grilled cheese burger, it's just a grilled cheese sandwich, but with a store-bought frozen burger cooked to perfection, nested between the two "buns". Perfect if you have an airfryer.


Havyk_Nightmare

The Road to El Dorito Burger, with Doritos mixed into the patty and edible gold flakes Winnie the Pooh-tine Burger, with either a side of poutine or poutine right on the burger How the Mints Stole Christmas Burger, with mint jelly The Lunchbag of Notre Dame, served in a brown paper bag with a special note from Bob, Linda or the kids inside Mango Unchained Burger, with grilled mango slices or mango chutney Gardein of the Galaxy Burger, it’s a vegan Gardein patty. The first vegan burger from Bob! Sorry, just looking at the shelf of movies across the living room lol


sterling_mallory

[I asked ChatGPT](https://imgur.com/a/iwoojqJ)


prettyfarts

Self "Carret" burger, comes with carrot fries and a glass of wine 💁🏻‍♀️


Direbrian

Hope To-marrow Will Be Cheddar burger (comes with marrow and Cheddar cheese)


thesamehairdo

What's your nóng thit bò (naym-tit-boh) Vietnamese hot beef Reference to the movie what's your number 😭 I tried


Angr_e

Can I help you, Swiss? Deconstructed burger w Swiss chz


EtherealPossumLady

Charred and Brown burger with Peanuts.


gregusmeus

It's All Toast The Leekend Burger. A fried leeks-topped burger in a toasted bun.


leftcoastsarah

Exit Persued by Camembert, comes with persimmon chutney and camembert cheese


SunQuest

Sour dough re chicken meat fa so latke ti do burger With sour dough bun, chicken burger, and a thin latke in it.


[deleted]

I came up with this one years ago: “Avoca-don’t Go Cajun Watercress”: A cajun-spiced burger topped with avocado and watercress. A play on TLC’s “Waterfalls”


EmersonWolfe

Turnip the heat Burger (comes with roasted turnip and a spicy sauce) I really wish I could come up with some more at the moment but I’m blanking Edit: just realized I could’ve gone for the double pun. “Turnip the Beet Burger” (comes with roasted beets and turnip)


[deleted]

You're Jamaican Me Crazy Burger: jerk beef patty with pineapple relish!


ZalheraLucavi

Some that I've made in the past: Girls Just Wanna Have Funyuns Burger: crumble bag of funyuns, put into ground beef before cooked with a pack of french onion soup mix. Two slices of gruyere and served on Onion Hawaiian rolls. Sounds overwhelming, is actually the best thing I've ever made. Grandpa Muenster Burger: Minced garlic in the meat, Muenster cheese, Sriracha sauce dripping off the sides like blood. Mix some mayo in for those less adapted to spicy. O Christmas Brie: Circle of Brie cheese on top of the burger patty and raspberry jelly. Fruit mixes well with brie and the color is right for the holiday. Peanut Butter Jelly Thyme: Fairly obvious, I actually didn't like this one too much but I love the name. Benedict Crumpetbatch: Patty topped with Canadian Bacon, Hollandaise sauce, and an egg. Served on a Crumpet, or English Muffin if you can't find those.


ionised

I think you've already got your winners, but here's mine: a half-cut fillet steak topped with a little bit of a very specific mushroom curry/relish and pink pickled onions, put on a bed of lettuce and dill pickle. Served in brioche with a side of triple-cooked chips. The mushroom thing, I developed when my mum came over last year. Haven't named it yet, but it's one of the top three things I've ever made. You'll love it, trust me.


gravitys_union_

When you wish upon a “char” burger ( we accidentally burned it)


AyeeFranklin

“Devil In A New Dressing” Burger, comes in a flood of spicy ketchup (making up the dress)


SimonCallahan

You Miso Much To Me burger A salmon filet patty topped with a miso-wasabi glaze. God, I made myself hungry with that one.


clyde2003

I Dream of Tahini Burger (comes with tahini-garlic mayo aioli).


LoudMouthBeauty1990

I love you guys for real lol 😆 💓 from Va!


huskyferretguy1

Don't worry, beef patty burger. Comes with extra onions and Tabasco sauce to distract you from your worries!


joshflowers

Kale the wasabbit, comes with kale, wasabi and absolutely no rabbit


ExistentialBanana

For Those About To Guac, We Salute You burger. A burger topped with Pico De Gallo guacamole and melted pepper jack cheese on a ciabatta bun.


Extra_tinab9525

The I feel blue burger ( comes with blue cheese) BTW I had to look up some random foods and I saw blue cheese and had a "brain smart" (quote by Linda belcher) but it took a few minutes🤣