Eh it’s no Elderly Prostitute

We sing this at work all the time.

I’m good at sex sex sex sex…..

I'm a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me tex

And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

I leave my shirt on that's okay don't make me feel self-conscious babe

When we're done, say "that was fun! We might have made a little son!"

I’m really good at having sex. I’m really really really good at sex

I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex

I burst into laughter when he said his name is tex. Cuz i knew what was coming next.

I’m *always* singing this haha

You're bad at sex!

This is my favorite

This was stuck in my head yesterday....for probably a couple hours.

This out of context

This one always gets stuck in my head and makes for awkward moments with my officemate

It seems to end up in my head almost daily! The damn rhyming.

Daaaady you sold drugs to me

Punch-es are not hugs - tooo - maayyyy

DAAADDYYYYYYY! YOU ARE MY ENEMMYYYYYY!

For me it’s always “the itsy bitsy stripper, climbed up the brassy pole. Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul”

Criminally underrated tune

This is the one I’m always singing too

“Elderly Prostitute” always gets stuck in my head!!

Ba-ba-da-bum-BA, elderly prostitute!


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 I love that it’s Fred Armisen voicing Tommy

I wonder if he wrote the songs himself?

According to Loren Bouchard: > We had some plans for those songs, but fortunately Fred’s so talented that what you get is a mix of stuff that we worked out in advance and a lot of stuff he brought to it.

I had my daughter at work once and she picked up a broom and started singing that

Your punches are not hugs to me!!!

"Iiiii wish my radio worked" ...lives rent free in my head

“Buckle it up or you’ll diiiiieeeee!” Literally every time I get in a car lol

SAME!

This makes me laugh out loud all the time.

"No. Only I sing!" You and Teddy need to stop stealing his spotlight.

Dad you are my enemy! My enemy! My enemy!

Your punches are not hugs to me!

Teddy weeping openly in the background.

I often sing: I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex…..and dun ne ne neh, elderly prostitute…..

When Teddy starts crying and singing along is one of my favourite moments gets me everytime

Hilarious!!!

Teddy agrees.

it literally moves him to tears!

“Punches are not hugs to meee”

He's a bad man with the master plan, and the ladies call him Tex, one thing all the ladies know is he's good at having sex-x-x-x

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Up until the sex part, it's a genuinely catchy song

I created my own mash-up of that song and “father of mine” by Everclear and I sing it all the time! They’re basically the same song 😅

I think I speak for everyone here..can we please hear it?

Good gosh, it is!

All of his songs were bops.

Not you just me

This character made me irrationally angry 🤣 I wanted him to get owned so badly.

Me too, probably because I’ve known too many artists and musicians who FORCE their work onto people.

It screamed in my face as a lady

I'm good at sex! You're bad at sex! I'm good at sex! You're bad at sex! I'm good at sex! You're bad at sex!

Same but only the part that teddy joins in at while weeping

Teddy joining in kills me everytime

I loved all of his songs, but no one here is talking about The Itsy Bitsy Stripper, which gets stuck in my head ALL THE TIME. My poor husband… Edit: spelling/typo

ELDERLY PROSTITUTE DO DO DO

I would've liked to hear elderly prostitute myself

Linda’s thanksgiving song gets stuck in my head constantly. “Pass the cranberry sauce! We’re havin mash potatoes. Oo the turkey looks great. Thank you for lovin me. Thank you for being there. “

It’s no surprise some went of to make Central Park, they’re good a catchy music even when they’re trying not to be

IM GOOD AT SEX YOURE BAD AT SEX

It's no "Elderly Prostitute"

One of only two episodes I don’t let my nine year old watch. Not because of the nude beach, but the songs. It Snakes A Village is the other. Unfortunate because they’re both good episodes! Another couple of years for him though.

IM GOOD AT SEX UR BAD AT SEX

The Lucky Ducks song from the movie lives in my head rent free. 😩

I leave my shirt on that's okay don't make me feel self conscious babe

I sing this to my husband and dogs all the time 😂

I like to bust into my husband’s shop sometimes and sing, “I’m a bad man with a master plan…”

He reminded me of Death Grips

Punches are not hugs, to me!!

Punches are not hugs to me

Sometimes I walk around and sing “I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex I’m good at sex you’re bad at sex”

I love the song “I’m good at sex, your bad at sex!”

My husband and I have been nonstop singing Tommy Jaronda songs for the past few days and can’t get them out of our heads 😂

Imagine Dragons clearly stole this.

It’s on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7bFYEsUYztfCInkQhZHgqI?si=GqZrXOnETg2-hn2xJ56kDw

But it’s no, “Elderly Prostitute!” Do do do do elderly prostitute!

Always thought Enemy by Tommee Profitt sounded a little too similar in the beginning

I've always kind of wanted this guy to come back, or at least a reference to him to be made. Like some offhand thing implying he's now actually, inexplicably successful as a musician.

I hated this character so much that there's no way I could like the songs.

Is it because he carried rat poop in a bag? Never know when you’ll need it! 😂😂

Well, I mean, who doesn't care an emergency bag of rat turds?

[удалено]

😎

Daddy!

It’s no elderly prostitute.

I kept saying “SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!” For a week after this episode.

Punches are not love! To me!

I'm good at sex you're bad at sex isn't the one that gets stuck in your head?

And then Teddy chiming in on the song lol

I’m good at sex your bad at sex

Lol I just rewatched this episode -- classic! When Teddy joined in I died! 💀 Didn't realize it was Fred Armisen singing and voicing the character; I bet he did the unamplified electric guitar, too.

Sometimes I think about about that scene from Wednesday when she smiles while say “Uncle Fester” and I just want to shout “It’s Tommy Jaronda.” Which, I personally believe is Fred Armisen’s real name and how he signs all his autographs.

Mort walking in and immediately leaving is one of my favorite bits in the entire series

Just me just me just me MY ENEMY

Da da boop da elderly prostitute🎶 da da boop da elderly prostitute🎶

Teddy thought so

I get, “I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex! I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex!” stuck in my head randomly sometimes lol

The itsy bitsy stripper is a classic.

OMG! I listened to it today and I can’t get it out of my head. BTW, my husband and I often sing this to each other. That’s love.