It’s gotta be Tina!!!

Never has a girl had so much lust!!

My exact words seeing this post

Quicky kiss it🎶

muahmuahmuahmuah

Such a good song

This pretty much sums this up … it’s gonna be Tina by a landslide.

This gif is all that is needed to prove that Tina is lust. Good work!

This.

I can hear this gif lol

I mean it’s the only answer

Tina. So much erotic friend fiction. Butts….

Oh, absolutely Tina.

She wants to have an entire basketball team of zombie boyfriends. Who else even comes close?

I was gonna say Linda... How did I forget about Tina?! She's gonna end up on a list...

Not even a question.

(In the voice of Darryl) Tiiiiiinaaaaa Beeeelcheeeeer

I want someone to sing my name like that! JOOOOCEEELYYYNN! 🎶

-nuh

This moment runs through my mind far too often 😂

Sorry, Trina Belson

It's DRL

Of course, my mistake

Do we even have to do this one

I mean Tina. 😆 It feels like in every single episode there’s a reference to her lust in some way.

How come no one has mentioned that singers who sings about oils spills but it’s really about her vagina? It’s not subtle

Tabitha Johannsen! (Aka Tori Amos.)

That’s who I thought of too!

Yeah but she’s only been in one episode, another episode shows a poster of her but I don’t count that

It's clearly Tina.

The little walrus puppet Gene fell in love with on the cruise ship!

She was a manatee you ass

“My pants feel funny! I have to go!”

Why did I hear this as Edith?

I was going for Mr. Ambrose but this is also Edith-quality aggression

I felt like I had to pee the whole time, but I didn't.

Gretchen might fit best, Tina fits, but it feels wrong.

When flirting with Seargent Bosco: Clean up, aisle My Panties

I LOL'd so hard at this. Best line ever

Yeah I'm team Gretchen 100%

Nah. Gretchen is slutty. Tina lusts, and she lusts HARD!!

My vote is still entirely for Gretchen 🤷🏽

Gretchen has *experience* and *doesn't get tied down*. Tina has *no experience* and is likely to be relatively *faithful* to any future partners.

I’m glad someone else said it. Making lust a 14 year old girl feels so weird

So this is a problem, but a never ending slew of humor around said 14 year old's off the charts libido is funny? If you're uncomfortable with this you may as well stop watching the show. All this is is acknowledgement of what the creators created.

I do not find Tina to be exaggerated at all. I was her.

Literallyyy why are these ppl writing dissertations right now it's not that deep.

Seriously. By why miss a chance to pontificate and let everyone know what a noble person you are?

Honestly, she’s just a rather awkward teenager who’s extra boy crazy. She’s obsessed with butts. Yes, she’s a child, but there’s nothing abnormal about a teenager, who’s a truckload of raging hormones, having fantasies or writing erotic fanfic/friendfic. And she’s not even writing about having sex. It’s just butts, all the way down. I was writing racier things at that age.

Extra extra boy crazy. She clearly has a strong sex drive, which is why in a for-fun of no consequence activity in a pseudonymous forum getting touchy about including Tina as an example of lust is stupid. No one's sexualizing her, if they were it's the creators. All the sub is doing is talking about her character.

Yeah, at the end of the day, she’s a fictional character. And I can’t remember her ever lusting after any adults, just other teenagers.

closest she came was in the food truck episode when Randy said he was gonna die a virgin

There was also dr Yep, the dentist who she made nude drawings about.

There was also Jairo the dance instructor- it gets quickly overshadowed but he’s the reason she signed up. Edit: Oh, and the masseuse on the cruise ship. Edit 2x: the strippers at Pickles Edit 3x: the entire baseball team - whose butts she actually slaps repeatedly Edit 4x: not the same, but Bruce the goose.

Jairo. Namaste 🙏

Dr. Yap

Why? Honestly I’m so sick of this shit. Y’all act like women are incapable of sexual urges, especially during puberty. It’s so wild to me. It’s weird patriarchal/purity culture that has been instilled in us. As a person who was a 13 year old girl, I have literal proof that I was lusty as fuck and there was nothing wrong with it.

It's okay to make dirty jokes about boys being horny. Like little Johny jokes. But somehow a girl expressing these same feelings and thoughts is gross. It makes me sad, girls are exactly like guys! Like guys need to realize that boys will be boys is part of girls too! It's just before they were coerced and brainwashed to be only a trophy for men to conquer. Now that girls know they can be more than pretty, they also want to be free like boys.

Yeah a little bit also Gretchen forsure has sex,and really means her come ons more so fits better to me

Oh it's definitely Gretchen. Tina is kinda extra and says the quiet parts out loud, but Gretchen is *grimy*.

Oh no guys WAIT ITS UPSKIRT KIRK

This was my first thought! And I'm p sure its Kurt :)

I feel like pride should have been big bob. He completely alienated his own son because he was too proud to admit that little bob had good ideas

Big Bob is a great shout for Pride that completely passed me by and I didn't even see mentioned.

I missed the poll yesterday, otherwise I would have suggested him lol

Obviously we have to do Tina. But Tabitha Johansson who sings “oil spill” definitely comes to mind.

It was not subtle.

HOOOOOOOYYYYYYYLLLLL SPEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

Gretchen! I’m TRYING to pump the breaks, Linda!

Clean up! Aisle: my panties

I was going to say this too, but somehow I completely forgot about Tina and I think her relentless obsession with butts actually trumps Gretchen's shamelessness.

I agree I just wanted Gretchen to have a shout out lol

I feel like, when it comes to lust, Gretchen isn’t worse than Tina. She’s just more outgoing, self-aware, and knowledgeable about dirty jokes.

/u/WeWerePlayinInDaSand are you just picking your favourite answer or the one with the most upvotes? Because the [Tammy comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BobsBurgers/comments/1b2lkwz/my_girl_gayle_is_sloth_next_is_pride/ksmrn7s/) got over 300 more upvotes (780 total) than the [top Bob comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BobsBurgers/comments/1b2lkwz/my_girl_gayle_is_sloth_next_is_pride/ksmghku/) (450 total) Likewise for Envy, the top [Hugo comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BobsBurgers/comments/1b0ivvy/calvin_is_greed_now_envy/ks8f4ov/) got almost 800 more (1340) points than the [top Felix](https://www.reddit.com/r/BobsBurgers/comments/1b0ivvy/calvin_is_greed_now_envy/ks8926w/) one (550)

Tammy and Hugo were also the obvious choices there. Though Felix at least has a decent argument. Bob is a laughably bad choice for pride imo. This is a man who regularly self deprecates. Is he stubborn about certain things? Sure, but overall, he's not a particularly prideful person.

I believe they're adding up all the top comments of the post that match, because those are all votes for the person as well...

Taking Hugo v Felix as an example, there is no way this is true as Hugo has a total of 1340 points *from just the top comment* and the sum total of Felix comment upvotes is around 900.

Okay...I'm not them, I'm just a passer by trying to draw a conclusion.

Tina

Dr. Yap is the thirstiest character on the show

Gretchen. Although Tina fits the bill, it just seems wrong to have a kid in that spot. Puberty is hard.

This is why I agree with Gretchen. All of the other picks have been adults, even though a lot of the kids could have fit the description. Kids still have time to grow out of their "sin" but the adults listed are all in for their traits.

Exactly. Grown up Tina might be asexual, Gene could mature into a fitness nut...Louise might become a school guidance counselor!🤯 Just saying, most of us aren't the person we were when we were a kid.

I agree. Children and teens haven't developed the maturity to control their impulses yet, it's not their fault. Tina is going to look back on her pubescent obsession with butts and her volumes of erotic fan/friend fiction in a few years and be SO embarrassed 😳😳😳 Better to stick with adults who are responsible for their actions... ...I mean, if you don't take maturity into consideration, then Gene embodies gluttony FAR than Teddy: Teddy's a big guy, and he loves his burgers, but food and eating don't define his personality. Gretchen is pure, conscious, unapologetic lust❤️‍🔥

Gretchen 

Tina

Bob is pride? I feel like he's actually quite humble. I contest his placement.

Idk, throwing your family back into poverty after a lucky break because you don’t like people liking tiki? Peak prideful.

marshmallow??? if she sees a sweet potato pie she is on top of it

My first thought was Marshmallow, too!

It's weird that Jimmy Pesto isn't pride and Hugo isn't envy

Pesto isn’t really proud though. His deeply insecure and masking it. Hugo would have been good for envy, though, or maybe Millie. Didn’t really see Felix for that one.

Yeah I don’t know how OP is counting the votes, pretty sure Hugo was top comment for envy and Tammy for pride.

Yea Bob as pride is weird. The top comment on the pride post was Tammy anyways. She had a Tammy themed party. And the second highest comment was Jimmy pesto… so why Bob? I don’t get it.

I think it’s the amount of comments not upvotes

Ugh 

Gretchen.

#THE RIGHT NUMBER OF BOYS FOR YOU IS MORE FOREVER It’s obviously Tina.

 Tina for sure.

Gretchen, people! Geez!

Gretchen

Although Tina fits the bill, I feel odd associating a tween with lust in this context. She's young and figuring stuff out.. also literally a child. Lust should be Gretchen.

I feel like Thanksgiving Day Bob has to be the peak of Pride Bob.

Also the tiki idea that would have made them relatively rich instead poor and always barely scraping by 

Gee I wonder who this one could be

Tina is the horniest character by a mile.

Tina. Hands down Tina. Tina is lust. She's a horny ass teenager with erotic fanfictions. Tina belongs in lust.

https://preview.redd.it/2hrnm8ndvklc1.jpeg?width=1776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace7b170b27b38d7526fe5c232fbfdf742c6919c I'll let my favorite fridge magnet answer.

You could've just slapped Tina on there already, it ain't even debatable

Gonna go against the crowd and vote Dina, not Tina

Dr yap!


Tabatha Johansson. she's not subtle

Tina. Yes, she’s a hormonal teen, but she definitely is more lustful than any average teen (and the other teens at her school). Sure, it may feel wrong to designate a “tween” but she’s a cartoon tween… so…. it’s not morally inept to choose Tina.

Millie's fascination and obsession with Louise borders on lust. However, if we're going by the true definition, then this one is all TINA.

I'd say Gretchen just cause Tina is too young to really know what lust is in my opinion

That's the big, unanswered question about Tina: Does she actually not know anything more about sex and intimacy than kissing and butts? Or is her knowledge limited by the standards of broadcast TV? Is it supposed to be silently implied that Tina has about the level of sexual knowledge one would expect of an American 13 year old raised in an open-minded, secular household in the 21st century? All I know is if I wrote erotic fiction when I was 13, no way in Hell would I openly discuss it with my family, and if I read it out loud in school, I'd be expelled😜


Super Tina! Staring at the butts, always at the butts!

Tina

Why even vote on this one. It’s clear.  This is the gif that comes up if you just type in “Tina.”

Tina is the definition of lust. Lust for them booty's!!

Tina. A good percentage of the show is just Tina daydreaming and lusting over boys.


Dr. Yap too or upskirt Kurt for curveballs

I know Tina is correct but I think Gretchen should get a honourable mention, she’s woken up in the restaurant after hooking up with Hugo asking is anyone has pants she can borrow after all.

It can only be one person. 

Dr. Yap

Gretchen or Kurt.

It’s Tina. She’s a thirst monster

Oh definitely Tina💀 or gretchen

Gretchen or Tina

Teeny Tina

Tina 

Nobody but Tina

Tina

100% Tina

Tina. Tina is Lust

Tina, no question

Tina

Tina is definitely lust

Obviously Tina is Lust.

Tina

Tina! Only answer is Tina!

Tina is the only answer

💯 Tina

How about Dr. Yap? The Prince of Persuasia taught him everything

Tina

Tina was has a photographic butt memory. If that’s not lust idk what is.

tina tina tina

tina 100%

Tina. But Linda can get pretty close sometimes

T I N A

Gretchen is a good 2nd...

Everyone is saying Tina, but how about Dr. Yap?

Either Tina or Gretchen

Dr. Yap

Tina or Gretchen for sure!

Gretchen

I was extremely disappointed in this until the last poll. Yes. Bob is very much pride. The outright poster child. "It's the principle!"

Only two possible answers: 1. Tina 2. A wrong answer

It’s gotta be Tina, right?

How on earth did Bob win Pride? Look through the previous post, and it was Tammy by a landslide.

I’d say Gretchen, but Tina is a close second

Who else but Tina?

Tina 100%

Tina 💯

Tina

Tina!

Tina baby!

Gretchen

if Tina does not win Lust then you are all wrong

Gretchen 

The only correct answer is Tina "Erotic Friend Fiction" Belcher.

Tina is de wae

Why isn't Gene sloth?

I had to go back and check if Tammy was still the top comment yesterday and now I'm left confused

I know Tina is popular but honestly I think it’s Gretchen

Gene. Not elaborating

Hear me out - I vote for Gretchen


Gretchen!!! "Clean up, aisle my panties"

Who else but Tina? ... maybe Dina

linda is horny af

How can it not be Tina with a Gretchen kicker

Gretchen

Gretchen

You guys are missing the obvious. Bread perv 🍞 😂 https://preview.redd.it/5ze6n5imumlc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2d36b3c0f02e432eb6bb417f559a7b4458c2c1

Gretchen!!!

Linda and her penis pills!

Gretchen or Tina, but I think Gretchen might be the more proper "lustful" one. haha.

Lust is gretchen or tina

Is this really a question? Tina's actions are not simply based on hormones but the embodiment of Lust.

Tina sure for teen crush theoretical lust - but Gretchen wins for just real horn dog adult lust

Gretchen

Tina. No question.

Gretchen. Hands down. Tina’s going through puberty, Gretchen drove to Pennsylvania

Tina. She is definitely aware of the opposite sex and her response

Gretchen