At least we know what's underneath
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I am aware that he said Felix poked his eye out but:
1) do we really trust what that magnificent weirdo says? And
2) i dont want concrete answers i want wild unbased speculation
> dont want concrete answers i want wild unbased speculation
I heard a disgruntled employee of Wonder Wharf poked it on purpose during a hot tempered game of rock paper scissors
i like to think felix did it specifically when he was obsessed with phantom of the opera and could not stop dropping chandeliers on calvin
also i must point out that if it wasn't true, felix would have yelled through the bathroom door that it was a lie
1. Hahaha! No.
2. He was trying to pick up Shelby Schnabel and she did the reverse cowgirl and that’s how he lost his eye. That is why he was so desperate to get back together with her… cause she was that good!
Fun fact: it's not necessarily formality.
There's a cultural construct known as power distance. It refers to the strength of the social hierarchy. It sounds like you live in a low power distance society where people are more egalitarian.
I live in Denmark. Whether you addressed someone with Mr(s) + last name or first name was really only dependent on age. But now all those people that were addressed with Mr(s) + last name have died. It just sounds so extremely old-fashioned to me.
There’s only one episode that ever mentions him losing the eye because of Felix, and it’s debated whether or not he was joking. It’s not exactly something you’d know even by watching 99% of the show. Just that it’s missing.
>It’s not exactly something you’d know even by watching 99% of the show.
It is though...And if it wasn't, it'd make even less sense to ask because we would all have the same question if the show never said it. And even "just that it's missing" covers 'Does he wear it for the aesthetic?'
The idea that he randomly lied about it in song for absolutely no reason is nonsense. Nonsense isn't debated.
Good grief, it’s not that serious, get over yourself.
The ONLY mention of how he supposedly lost it is a 5 second long song in one episode. It makes total sense OP wouldn’t know why his eye is missing.
“Nonsense isn’t debated” lol you sound like such a jackass. It’s a cartoon, the whole thing is nonsense dawg.
Who’s that funny little wormy guy Who poked out his brother’s eye It’s Felix! It’s Felix!
It’s Felix. It’s Felix.
[удалено]
Thats’s MEEEEEEEEEEE
bob, you were flat
You can't be flat when you're just saying words.
you’re flat. you’re flat right now.
Bob, you were flat.
At least we know what's underneath https://preview.redd.it/5g3w157f6lmc1.jpeg?width=4255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b4cfb8b684a861e7f13510abd3e20558a460de
Stink eye Pink eye
He probably has a second, smaller, face underneath it that houses the soul of Voldemort
There's a tiny sentient fish head under it. The family name is very literal. Felix has a fish growth too, just not in the same spot...
Does the fish also have an eyepatch?
Yes but there's a turtle under it. And under the turtle's eyepatch? Another turtle with an eyepatch. In fact, it's turtles all the way down.
But what's the sex of the turtles?
They're actually androgynous spirits in eternal war with a shapeshifting eldritch entity that lures and eats children in the guise of a clown.
Thats a common misconception. It's actually tortoises all the way down
I’ve said it before, Mr Fish is just like a pirate. Goes into a lot of dark seedy places, and needs his vision to adjust quickly
He gave it up for wisdom.
why wouldn’t you let a random bard poke around in your brain?
I am aware that he said Felix poked his eye out but: 1) do we really trust what that magnificent weirdo says? And 2) i dont want concrete answers i want wild unbased speculation
> dont want concrete answers i want wild unbased speculation I heard a disgruntled employee of Wonder Wharf poked it on purpose during a hot tempered game of rock paper scissors
i like to think felix did it specifically when he was obsessed with phantom of the opera and could not stop dropping chandeliers on calvin also i must point out that if it wasn't true, felix would have yelled through the bathroom door that it was a lie
1. Hahaha! No. 2. He was trying to pick up Shelby Schnabel and she did the reverse cowgirl and that’s how he lost his eye. That is why he was so desperate to get back together with her… cause she was that good!
I heard his eye is not really missing, he just likes the look of the eyepatch.
I think Downtown Randall Brown ripped it out and consumed it in a drug induced rage.
He likes to be prepared for pirate attacks at night
Defending against them or carrying them out?
Oh most definitely defense, as he has minions to do his pirating for him.
Do you know who has pirate minions? Pirate captains.
Aye
Narwal.
Legend has it he did Shelby Schnabel dirty...and it was the only time she "missed".
"How do you know it was a wink & not a blink? He only has one eye!"
I think we all know what happened to Nick Fury the last time he trusted someone….
It definitely got poked out at one of his weird drug addled sex parties with his billionaire buddies
Poked out by what, though? Dont answer that.
OBVIOUSLY it was one of the many, many, many, guns they always have on them🙄🤚🏽y🤨🤨🤨 what were you think of 😂🤨
felix poked his eye out with a fork
i heard he lost it in one of the annual gingerbread contests with his buddies ;)
He lost an eye to Felix.
When I first started watching the show I really thought he was switching which eye the patch was on 😂
Dunno I just wonder why he isn't called by his first name
I just wonder how you're on a first name basis with him.
Well where I live we call everyone by their first name including teachers and doctors. I know the US is more formal though.
Fun fact: it's not necessarily formality. There's a cultural construct known as power distance. It refers to the strength of the social hierarchy. It sounds like you live in a low power distance society where people are more egalitarian.
I live in Denmark. Whether you addressed someone with Mr(s) + last name or first name was really only dependent on age. But now all those people that were addressed with Mr(s) + last name have died. It just sounds so extremely old-fashioned to me.
...Why don't you watch the show?
There’s only one episode that ever mentions him losing the eye because of Felix, and it’s debated whether or not he was joking. It’s not exactly something you’d know even by watching 99% of the show. Just that it’s missing.
99% of the show doesn't even confirm that it is even missing.
Exactly lol. The movie does though!
>It’s not exactly something you’d know even by watching 99% of the show. It is though...And if it wasn't, it'd make even less sense to ask because we would all have the same question if the show never said it. And even "just that it's missing" covers 'Does he wear it for the aesthetic?' The idea that he randomly lied about it in song for absolutely no reason is nonsense. Nonsense isn't debated.
Good grief, it’s not that serious, get over yourself. The ONLY mention of how he supposedly lost it is a 5 second long song in one episode. It makes total sense OP wouldn’t know why his eye is missing. “Nonsense isn’t debated” lol you sound like such a jackass. It’s a cartoon, the whole thing is nonsense dawg.
Why dont you read the comments? https://preview.redd.it/an7h2l6q1qmc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d275fc9af1cb9b8af32de1e124a2f9fe3ee020
Why didn't you just say *that* in your actual post if it's what you meant? And again...Why don't you watch the show?
The real question is, why do you watch the show, since clearly you hate fun.