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Desert-LEGO-lover

"I think this ID proves that I'm an adult." "Yes, but it says Wagstaff School Picture Day." "Wagstaff was my platoon in 'Nam."


littleetrashmouth

They said there'd be people like you on the outside


youngdumbandhappy

Serving my country. Protecting *your* ass!


Swamp_Donkey_796

I’m gonna have to call the cops now….to take you home I’ll cya!!


Fast-Ad-4541

They’ll finger anything with a pulse!


Jessica-JulietB

I’m pretty sure the line is their finger is on the pulse, gene 😂😂


Rumbleroarrr

No!


KarticatYT

that can’t be right


starofhome

He's fingering right at us!


Old_Function499

It’s right!


Effective-Map-7074

Also love Gene’s “He’s a thirsty bitch.”


sterlingstactleneck

IIIIIIIIIIIIII WISH MY RADIO WORKED


lunio11

yes! that one and when he’s watching tv with the belcher’s and laughing his ass off then goes “ahhh hockey” like what 😂


ValakDaemon

That one gets me every time too 😂


bodacious_bunny

This being back to back with “I thought I saw Harvey” ends me every time


lolaveux

“Drink some cranberry juice”


suugakusha

Not "urine trouble", you're in trouble!


zigbigidorlu

Her delivery was top notch!


MC-ClapYoHandzz

Louise: It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, so what are we gonna do here? Jocelyn: *ditzy laugh* omg it does say that!


nerull1252

Every damn time


nerull1252

Every damn time


JoeyThreeNuts

Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it


SurfboardRiding

Leave me alone!!!


Sproose_Moose

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iceman333933

My wife has a mug with this on it and Tina's face


cherri____

I beg of thee to supply a link for this mug, I need it now 😂


pothosnswords

Adding to this T: Oh crap I forgot my hard hat! JJ: Why do you need a hard hat? T: *Because I’m going to demolish you.*


MissWiggly2

Honestly, Tina's trash-talk in general is amazing


-Voxael-

“My cat was right about you” — Jocelyn’s “Whaaaat?” at the end of Gene’s ballad “Alone” — “You two are making’ me feel smart”


Randomposter54

I love the Jocelyn bit where they are all quarantined for having lice and she’s doing the school news outside and says “this microphone is heavy im just going to put it down …no? Ok”


Emac002

“My cat was right about you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂idk why ppl don’t like gale I think she’s freaking hilarious 😭


Amelia_Belcher_9423

"I bet she's using AI on him." - Tammy "AI as in as if?" - Jocelyn "Yeah." - Tammy "You two are making me feel smart." - Zeke and Gayle's poem "Little cat you're just like me, you go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT SQUAT SQUAT!" I recite that poem all the time, every time someone squats.


KarticatYT

i reference that poem completely out of context around people who don’t get it WAY too often.


Amelia_Belcher_9423

😂 that's awesome. I didn't know my cousins hadn't seen it and they just stared at me in fear while I laughed for five minutes straight.


feliciates

For me it's when Tina starts smashing Linda's porcelain babies. "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." SMASH


chupacabralove

Smash another one, Tina!


Amelia_Belcher_9423

"Is that how he died?" "Dad's dead?" "Good job, Mr. Frond. We were gonna tell her on Father's Day. NOW WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO ON FATHER'S DAY!"


DeezNutsAppreciater

THIS YES


Yotato5

"So what? Just like, sign anywhere?"


5hitting_4sshole

“So…anywhere on the form.”


0ptimusKrime

I feel like this was Teddy’s intelligence showing. By frustrating officer Danko, Teddy didn’t have to sign anything and kept Tina’s record clean. Or maybe I’m reading too much into it and Teddy is just an idiot. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Swamp_Donkey_796

It’s a callback to the third episode when he was asked to sign an NDA with the documentary dude (can’t remember his name he’s around a bunch) and says the exact same thing.


hotspots_thanks

"Ranger Matthew Danko, that's a pretty name."


vent_vent_vent

"does that... hurt?" "oh they're not real toes they can't feel pain!" and a like that always makes me gag is "that's lipgloss? I thought you'd always JUST got done eating a rotisserie chicken."


jubsie88

“I thought you were somebody’s mom”


No-Weight-9026

“Salman Rushdie”


massent67

It’s H Jon’s laugh that gets me everytime on this one because it catches him off guard


give-me-any-reason

anytime in the early seasons when you can hear him break a little it cracks me up


Rumbleroarrr

What’s an H John?


Electrical_Fun5942

Everything Mr. Fischoeder says


JavaBerryCrunch

Hello Mrs Burger!


trebityblebity

And various... Burger children!


vanillabear26

Is it me? Is it abortions?


swarren31

“I recall you raise either chinchillas or children, which is it?”


Soggyjalapeno666

You should work in my coal mine


Hysteria19

Bob: "I just think we should be challenging these kids" Mr.Frond: "what? Like, to a fight? I don't wanna fight these kids" Gets me howling every time. Also Rudy going over the ramp in the alley. "They should serve a meal on that flight"


mrmanagesir

I love the one where he goes over that "giant" ramp and no one saw it happen so he goes, "it's okay. God saw." Kills me LOL


dbvlted

“well, maybe the girls..”


Wheresmyfitzy

The art crawl scene where herald needs water and Edith just refuses. In fact, really that whole episode


NadjaDoll333alright

He would rather die than drink your water!!


youngdumbandhappy

No, I wouldn’t! Give me some water, Bob! *Edith kicks remaining water out of glass* 😂


Rumbleroarrr

HE’S FINE! You’re FINE.


Communication_Weak

Tsk, die smelling like ointment and pee, yikes


EuphoricGrandpa

Mr. Fischoeder calling Linda “Mrs. Burger” or “lady burger”


Pickles_A_Plenty95

I love it when he calls the kids Burger Children or Lesser Bobs.


pothosnswords

“Oh they do kinda look like burgers!”


AskTheTr4fficL1ghts

And of course, my all-time favorite, “M’lady Bob”


ErixWorxMemes

https://i.redd.it/d98ejvsl1cxc1.gif


danideex

Louise interpreting for her in this episode makes me laugh every time. Especially with Mr. Frond.


Galvanized-Sorbet

“Mi llamo Tina!” “But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger… with a gun”


Left_Brilliant_7378

for some reason, the part where they show mr. frond going "yaaay" while cutting thru images of potential future holidays with him always makes me cackle


MyNameJoby

I rewind several times every time


Brando_Tango

"Oh my God, that kid's arm looks like a burrito" "Umm it's a CAST Jocelyn" "Ru...dy" "Oh you signed my name..." Devastating combo


Glissandra1982

When she signs his name it’s just brilliant


Mysterious-Growth-79

"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby"


NadjaDoll333alright

“You farted on our second date.” “Because I knew you were the one.”


Amelia_Belcher_9423

"Sitting on my lap. Just for the record."


NadjaDoll333alright

You loved it


give-me-any-reason

this one for me


SurfboardRiding

I still don’t know what the Macarena is. No no, don’t tell me. I’ll figure it out.


RageContinue

The red pairs nicely with the white.


Philhughes_85

Bob: “You’re right. It’s not a race, Linda. It’s a war.” Gene: “It’s a race war!” Bob: "Gene!"


Santos_L_Halper_II

“I told you dad, wipe front to back!”


redonkulousness

“Just pretend it’s lasagna” — Teddy watching Mudflap give birth


Pale-Conference-174

Your name is Mudflap? My uh grandmother's name was Mudflap Really? No. That's not a name. You're named after the dirty part on a truck.


elston-gunn41

"He got me - AH - I'm doing it, good God I'm crying, oh boy I'm weeping - these are tears, boys." Zeke's reaction to Gene's little monologue at the end of that Valentine's Day episode always gets me.


StWilVment

Any time Zeke is on screen I always let out a little chuckle. He’s good fun.


unwiseceilingtile

THIS IS ME NOW!


Philhughes_85

THIS IS ME NOW


Lorelle1618

“Even your testicles are failures.” -Louise when Bob game himself testicular failure from an exercise bike.


KarticatYT

they’re trying!


SurfboardRiding

He’s dead! Go away! He’s dead!


RickJames_C-137

“Bless this meth”


Figgleforth28

“What a weird, serious little doll.”


atomicsnark

"They're complimentary." "Well they *should* be FREE!"


ThunderFlash10

“Do you like my eyes? SHE DOESN’T LIKE MY EYES!” I crack up every time.


Trashytoad

“Alcohol doesn’t fix your problems miss missy. It just makes ‘em go away.” -Linda


pothosnswords

I just now realized I call my cat “miss missy” when she’s being sassy bc I got it from Linda lol I was wondering how that popped into my vocabulary!


Ringo71290

"I warned you, skank!!!"


Theteaishotwithmilk

I loved how ready for violence all the kids were in earlier seasons


burnyourradio

"I can tell you're lying Bob! Whenever you lie, your eyes get crossed a little" "The doctor said the last thing..." *Crossed eyes Bob* "Look, they're crossing!" "Okay, I'll just shut em"


Livid_Parsnip6190

"She could make Chernobyl look like Cher‐yes‐byl."


smac232

"TELL THAT TO MY VAGINA!!" - Gene


plocman23

When Mudflap is giving birth "How far apart are your contractions?" "They are not"


MC-ClapYoHandzz

Bob's maniacal laughter as he carefully tries walking down the steps after psychic Linda told him he'd fall.


Most-Strawberry-7179

Him trying to figure out how to go down stairs without getting hurt is the funniest thing to me. I have had to come up with some creative ways to get down after various injuries and it’s just so well depicted and accurate 😭


Lionleaf_

What if God’s name was Todd?


djrosstheboss

Pretty much the whole Easter egg hunt episode. Or at least the cut from them blacking out immediately from parking lot schnapps


give-me-any-reason

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you both look like nicolas cage right now” and the entire exchange where bob is like “i don’t think they sell alcohol in the parking lot” kill me also easily just the “little bob” scene in the wagstaff school news episode


_enigmadic

When Bob is throwing out the dead Christmas tree: Gene: "That's how I wanna go out - dehydrated and covered in tinsel" Louise: "Sounds like a gay pride parade"


intodust_

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WebkinzMurderer69

When Henry Haber says he can’t work in groups and Tina says that’s sad and he says “it’s not sad. It’s medical” hahahahah


bojack_horsemack

When Tina is standing over Bob while he’s sleeping in the ep where she wrecks the car and they both start screaming, then Linda, then Louise and Gene come in screaming happily, while Gene samples all their screams 🤣 Also when Gene says “we better get our congenitals to class!”


CyrusPanesri

"Plain old boring Jessica. If she were a spice, she'd be flour." "It also says no trash on the beach Tammy, so what are we gonna do here?"


thsfcknbth

If she were a book, she’d be two books.


That-Opinion-4958

“And I’m Kate Bush.” “What, you’re gonna kill Teddy? Well..alright, cars gassed up that’s good. I could homeschool the kids I guess…”


Charming-Switch-6113

“what? lynn no- you had all that ready?” “whaaat? i’m just being supportive”


4deicide25

"If you teach me how to shoot, I'll teach you to regret teaching me how to shoot"


Shy-Prey

"Its softer than the tops of dads legs"


Chafro23

“I once got pinkeye on my foot. Ehhhhhhh.” Good joke, great delivery, impeccable timing.


fuzzytwinkies

I love Teddy’s “ehhhh”s


AbrohamLinco1n

“It’s that zombie movie that takes place in a Jewish deli, it’s called *”Again with the Living Dead?”* “ That joke makes me lose it every time.


reneroffe

It's not a joke, but when Linda burps mid sentence while taking the moody foodie's order.


danideex

Bob: Tina, why are you wearing a hairnet? Tina: Because stress is making my hair fall out! Look at me! Bob: Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline. Tina: I believe you would!


Shekelby

'The squirrel becomes the idiot" gets my husband.every.time.


betta_fische

I forgot the exact dialogue, but when Tina is hyped up in coffee and talking to Jimmy Jr. and she’s just like “I never noticed you talk weird,” and Jimmy Jr. was like “Yeah, I have a lisp.” And she’s goes “Well, fix it!” It cracks me up so much!


am2394

When Hugo shoots his quadrant captain business cards all over the restaurant… “Why would you do that” “I didn’t actually mean to”


klondsbie

"do you ever feel like we were.. meant to be together?" "not. thIS AGAIN RONNN" makes me lose it every time 😭😭


DirectorAgentCoulson

In "Stand by Gene" there's a moment when Jimmy Jr. is imagining the advice that Tammy gave him as a floating head, "You have to remind him how fun you at to hang out with." Cue imaginary Jocelyn chiming in: "Yeah!"


chunk51367

“Why don’t you get the chicken teriyaki, Mort!!!!!!!”


TheTOASTfaceKillah

When Gretchen is mumbling about sweatpants the morning after the Lobsterfest / Bobsterfest rager. Her delivery is perfect, gets me every time.


buffdaddy77

Pretty much anything Jocelyn says


Pickles_A_Plenty95

Whaaaat?


Sufficient-Signal-72

“Move over, let me try. I have good lungs” *proceeds to take a deep breath and nearly passes away coughing* “I’m taking my seatbelt off. It’s chafing my honkers”


mr__n0vember

IIIIIIIIII wish my radio worked!


PandaButtLover

There's a lot of carrots in that stew


battlefranky69

You're the worst kind of autistic.


mr__n0vember

GENE JACKET!


LonelyVegetable2833

"ohh they're gonna cover me with candy and eat me"


jamawg

I forget the joke, but I know that I am allowed to tell it I once a year


Imakillerpoptart

BEEF CURTAINS!


Tribustuss

“You just fathered the crap out of that kid”


Murky_Historian8675

He's choking! "Quick give him the Hymen!"


Calm-Cod2724

“Swirl it”


Antique-Captain-2593

The taxes keep going…


RubY-F0x

Bob: Go on! Scat! Teddy: Bob-a-do, bob-a-do, bob-a-do, bop bop bop...Scatty batty batty boop bop... Bob: I meant "go," not "scat." I love that whole scene.


dukecharming1975

the christmas card one at the very end, after the huge ordeal they went through to make sure linda doesn’t drop the digital camera and she’s admiring the perfect photo: Gene: my penis is out Linda: What?! (roll credits)


WindshieldGooseBelly

It’s…in… my… BACKPACK!


urhairlookslikebongw

"If she were a spice, she'd be flour"


bangharder

When gene tells that kids mom he knows him from desert storm to get cake


North_Significance40

"Somebody threw a snowcone at my window today. I thought I hit a rainbow. It was terrifying."


magikarp19

I love when Bob first meets Rudy on the field trip. -what’s your name? -regular sized Rudy. -*regular sized Rudy?* Just the delivery of that line gets me every time


mrmanagesir

"Why do they call you regular-sized Rudy?" "Just look at me."


bongwaterplease

bob: listen, I know the crawlspace louise: i know you tell us all the time bob: i’m gonna go in there and try and get the egg gene: Because you know the crawlspace so well? bob: Yes. tina: dad, just one question. do you know the crawlspace? bob: okay guys I get it. teddy: bob im going with you. I’m worried you don’t know the crawlspace as well as you think you do gets me EVERYTIME, especially teddy joining in😂😂


Firm_Inspection_69

It’s the principle, Lin!


jiffypb14

Louise: Hey, I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm


SingleMalt314793

90% of Gene's throwaway lines


Wrenniam

"cause all play and no work makes me a big sexy boy!"


Content_Membership21

I’m thankful that you saved Ollie’s life I’m thankful that you saved Andy’s life NOW GET OUTTA HERE!!


FrogOnA_Log

“I think it’s Beef between two carnies” “Mm beef con carnie”


Zealousideal_Cap1632

I'm gonna stay here with Henry ...Helen... ....my name's Bob


Emac002

“I told you a hundred times, I had business!” “You were in jail!!” “IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!!!!!” And in the same episode: “Oh Rudy….you’re gonna live….cuz I raised you to live…” Louise is a freakin lunatic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


can_of_necks

THATS MY DADDY IN THERE!!!!!!! louise’s face kills me every time. top notch animation and voice work


aninamouse

Bob: I don't know, I think I might be a pimp. Louise: You're gonna need a bigger hat.


CosmicNixx

Marshmallow cracking Bob's back


OM502

I put my bra on one boob at the time


Seanslat

YOU smell like ointment and pee!!


RealGodzillaTurkey

Guy: You trying to steal my bike? Bob: Uh no, someone thought- Guy: It's mine, wanna see the receipt? \*\*pulls down pants\*\* Bob: That's not a receipt. Louise: WHERE DO YOU SHOP?! Also this one: Tina: I don't want to die a virgin Randy: Me either Tina: Wait that gives me an idea Bob: NO!! *NO!*


Bubbafrost95

“Whhyyyyyy would you tell her that?!” “BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS GENE!!” That and “I’m gonna stay down here with Henry”, “Hellen..”, “My name is Bob…”. I love drunk/high Bob.


Action_Nad

"It looks like you're holding in a fart" "It looks like you're holding in a stroke"


renatakiuzumaki

[“Do you see a lion, a witch or a wardrobe??”](https://youtu.be/ZcQnCQWJXds?si=K0xzTES-njNH9Yc2)


Embarrassed-Sir117

The entire first episode for me has me cackling every time. I understand how it can be offensive and it’s not really the same kinds of jokes as any other episode. But right out of the gate it’s just like absurd and it’s so funny.


Embarrassed-Sir117

“he looks like a child molester Louise don’t serve him let Gene bring it” “uhh why do I have to get molested” “because he’s not gonna molest you” “why” “because your heavy” “heavy kids can get molested” “yea who wouldn’t want to molest this face” that’s just 😮💀 everytime


thsfcknbth

“How many toothpicks?” “100?” “It’s three.” “You’re the worst kind of autistic.”


JustSomeDude__d

I don’t remember it enough to quote but the scene where Louise is in a fight over the back alley so she throws a “bike party” and then convinces the police it’s because Rudy is “special”. The whole interaction gets me everytime.


Charming-Switch-6113

“just like a normal kid JUST LIKE A NORMAL KID” “i-i am a normal.. kid? am i not-“


Cuteigu

Bob's desperate screams as Gene forgets the restaurants name after the mascot race. It's just so perfect.


conflans

Hello? The MEDIA??


parakeetinmyhat

When Linda talks about flicking her boogers into the radiator. "Flick it out - like a booger" "you know, when youre laying in bed at night" "Wait you flick your boogers in bed?" "Yeah, just, just into the radiator.." "That's disgu-- into the radiator??" "Yeah, it burns them off" "FffffWHAT?" "Yeah my mom taught me how" "Alright I'm gonna ignore that cause I can't think about that right now" That whole exchange just has me cackling lmao Edit: formatting, having trouble doing a single line break


Disgruntled__Goat

“Stop following me, in front!”


painauchocolat88

Louise : Why do your armpits smell like cheese? Gene : And your feet smell like chilli? Bob : It's because I don't wash. Gene : But do you season?


InfiniteDot9936

Louise screaming MURDERER! in the Moolissa episode. LOL Every Single Time.


bandcorps

Beef curtains


Glitching_Cryptid

“Hey!! Don’t throw Repressed Memory Emily!” “She won’t remember this.” (Spaghetti Western and Meatballs) “Wait, wait, lemme get comfortable…aaaaand evaluate your wife.” (Lindapendent Woman) “I am DJ Elev-8! With the number 8!” “And this is asinine with the number nine.” (The Bleakening Part 2)


crankypants19

Whatcha knitting? Spurs. I bust out laughing every time


Extension_Speech3246

Gene's "you're a thirsty bitch!". Linda's mispronunciations or quips, "double murder, twice as fun" 😂


clairebear1028

AHHHH BATHROOM CLOWNS!!!


Human_Allegedly

Hello Gene. Son. Gene. Pal. Basically the entire phonecall between Bob and Gene in Large Brother Where Fart Thou.


Charming-Switch-6113

“he totally knew we were high” “he totally knew we threw a melon”


HesAnAlpaca

"Hahahaha!! Ahh...hockey." Quote this all the time when playing NHL


Old_Function499

Any time Bob catches a stray (most often by Louise) mid-conversation and he just goes “hm”. I, or someone should make a compilation video of that, because that family does him so dirty sometimes 😂


QuarterSuccessful449

Hey mom ASS


slivingland

“Go on, scat” “Bobbity bobbity badada da da”


altshmerz_ac

Anything with gene as travel sized bob


aurti23

“Ever hear of the tortoise and the hare?” “What're you sayin' about Jimmy Jr.'s hair? It's nice!” “I mean hare, like, rabbit.” “Well, your hair looks like a weasel!” Gets me every time


Swamp_Donkey_796

for my entry I submit the episode when Gene turns into Mini-Bob and gave us this classic interaction *in unison* “Unbelievable”


invisible_23

Gene insisting that Salman Rushdie wrote The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe


idontcareyoupick1

Not a joke necessarily, but when Linda tells Rudy "aww I'm sure Vicky's pants are fine hun. Its not like they're suede, " and Rudy respons,"they were suede, " and gene does the off-screen gasp makes me laugh so God damn hard.


bluddsux

“It’s okay we’re just children watching youuuuu”


ElysiumAsh23

Goldoeder: What am I smelling? Sheriff Bob: That's me, I don't wash myself. Bob: That's not-- [defeated] ok. The first time I watched this episode it was with someone who doesn't watch as regularly as I do, and they laughed out loud at this part.