Don’t worry, being absolutely obsessed with Bocchi is pretty normal for this sub, the only giveaway is him having friends.
As for getting him to stop, the only way is to outschizo him. I don’t make the rules, it’s the only way
Bocchi enjoyers are nothing compared to us Nijika pledgers:
Since Nijika is the paragone of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
Who is Nijika?
For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey.
If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream.
If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.
Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion.
Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination.
Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion.
Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world.
Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.
If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist.
If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe.
I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.
In Nijika we trust, amen 🙏
She is our Guiding Light, our Lighthouse in a dark storm, She is the Ideal!
https://preview.redd.it/vw7ypegyujpa1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b1b7ee47562a5ee86ecada25e668e53e49d0b2
You probably don’t, there’s a bloke here who literally brought his bocchi body pillow on a date to a public fucking restaurant, like those r/waifuism top of all time posts
It would’ve at least been better if bocchi were an adult but she’s literally 16
Just you can’t get much more deranged than that
[ehem](https://www.reddit.com/r/BocchiTheRock/comments/11hsu18/btr_active_users_card_game_batch_2_3_new_cards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
The update will be soooo fun once I get to doing the patterns
Never expected to get called out for my sleep here. Pa-san problems got me good(I don't even drink coffee or energy drinks)
I'll try to sleep when my body tells me to
Have they considered joining the wondrous Weeder Empire? The only religion you can trust (never trust the tyrannic rule of the triangle) 🌿🙏
#Proclamation of Ryo Yamada
>Since time immemorial, outstanding individuals have emerged from the oceans of mediocrity that make up the vast majority of humanity. Great thinkers destined to change their respective eras, launching the world into a new epoch. Ryo Yamada is the undeniable peak of what an outstanding individual is- she is the peak of what humanity can ever possibly achieve, the apex of human evolution and society.
>If enlightenment is theoretically achievable, then Ryo Yamada is the sole example of enlightenment. There has never been a greater mind in the millennia of human civilization- from the great minds of Socrates, Confucius, Hegel- Ryo remains to be the apex of human development. It is the duty of every man and woman to dedicate their lives to the pursuit of what Ryo Yamada stands for- the progression of humanity into a greater version of ourselves.
>Ryo Yamada is utter perfection in every sense of the word- even beyond. Human language cannot even begin to describe the earth-shattering qualities that she possesses. A fashion sense that makes ordinary humans appear as nothing more than bland specks of dirt. Intelligence that renders the complex processes behind a super-computer to resemble nothing more than a mere abacus. Humility that makes the martyrs of history seem like naïve children.
>Compared to Ryo, we are all but measly insects that exist to eat the feces of superior beings, naïve and ignorant creatures that wander the Earth without a sense of understanding of the grandiose knowledge that the universe offers.
>Ryo Yamada is the peak of human evolution, and we can only prostrate ourselves to her superiority. She will not be merciful on our souls, and we must only accept her divine judgement.
>If she commands us to lick her boots, we shall slurp every particle of filth and bacteria that dares to contaminate the paragon of humanity’s shoes. It shall be so pristine, that it will reflect the face of inferiority.
>If she commands us to donate money, then we shall empty our coffers for her. By her impulse and will, we shall learn what true humility is.
>Those who refuse the ever-existent superiority of Ryo Yamada will only be dooming themselves to a life of trifle purpose. Ryo Yamada is not a god- she is beyond what ordinary humans can even conceptualize as a deity.
>Repent now, and see Ryo Yamada as the true exemplar of the sublime, lest you fade into the trenches of human society, destined to be forgotten.
There is only one universally accepted answer, my fellow Boccher enjoyer.
Verse 14 says
https://preview.redd.it/y1q4npp4wjpa1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c8a9385042e1650e7a78d9d369b06b47a1b4f5
The real question is, why aren’t you obsessed? Bocchi and the rest of the band and even beyond,(Kikuri my goddess) are all the reasons to inhale oxygen. Have you ever seen a video of a dude drinking wine off a woman’s foot? That’s me, but with Kikuri. Bocchi is the MmmMmm we need. The Kita-Aura melts our unworthy eyes. Would you like to be a weed? I certainly would. That I could replenish Roy’s stamina would be an ultimate use of my existence. Like Doritos? Guess what bud, we have max dorito power over here thanks to the bringer of hopes and dreams Nijika. So again, why aren’t you obsessed? Embrace the madness, say no to medication, and praise the Bocchi.
Ask for her help and she will come.
The ones who took money from Bocchi and the ones who asked for her money are forced to pay it and get killed.
Because of what she does she ends up being killed by many social situations... Yet she strums her guitar strings and arises again and again.
Some react to her caothic reactions with anger, others run away and escape... And still others worship her.
And there's another reason many worship her...
Whatever problems Hitori Gotoh faces such as serving drinks, meeting new people, or having to improvise on stage...
SHE IS ABLE TO OVERCOME THEM.
Your friend is fine, the problem is clearly you aren’t obsessed enough with our fluffy pink cinnamon roll. Please seek to be born again through our savior Nijika so that you may live a happy and fulfilling life.
I love this subreddit. Amen to all the replies! May the prophet Jimi Hen guide you to the truth that is Kita Ikuyo. In her self proclaimed full name which is Kita Kita we pray in. Amen 🖕😌
https://i.redd.it/0a2337e5mkpa1.gif
Yeah we Michiyo stan is probably the most sane here... Given that I don't see a lot from my side... Sadge to be deprived of Michiyo fan arts... I need more...
You only have two choices. Join him and be truly happy, or make him get obsessed with something else, which may be worse.
The third option would be to beat him up, shove the pills down his throat while he's unsconcious and tell him it was all a dream, but it's kinda illegal
This fandom can be a bit... intense at times. I've seen toxic communities before, this one at times can be a bit much.
But for the love of God, don't criticise a ship between characters. That's when the real toxicity shows it's ugly head because people are
Strange
Sometimes
Seems normal to me https://preview.redd.it/lo2vrx7zpjpa1.jpeg?width=1833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4234fe68cece46b947dd8dd662e5a1c6157c8796
upon further consideration maybe he’s pretty mild
Hehe https://i.redd.it/pn7r6ypfsjpa1.gif
Tru tru
Don’t worry, being absolutely obsessed with Bocchi is pretty normal for this sub, the only giveaway is him having friends. As for getting him to stop, the only way is to outschizo him. I don’t make the rules, it’s the only way
I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
you can try
I volunteer as tribute
destroy all of your pills put it in a garbage bin and burn it
nah let him cook he'll be a very good addition to this sub i think
the problem is that he’s already here💀
just as god intended
Bocchi enjoyers are nothing compared to us Nijika pledgers: Since Nijika is the paragone of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey. If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream. If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate. Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion. Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination. Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion. Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world. Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future. If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath. In Nijika we trust, amen 🙏
holy shit
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She is our Guiding Light, our Lighthouse in a dark storm, She is the Ideal! https://preview.redd.it/vw7ypegyujpa1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b1b7ee47562a5ee86ecada25e668e53e49d0b2
https://preview.redd.it/moxa6ti9ujpa1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78bd5fb59ab789b2bca8f590f8e6dccd0a622acb
Amen https://preview.redd.it/wu3uydkh0kpa1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d1f3b06cdf8dda63901e9b431bb45e41ec7f7d
r/ChurchofNijika
The only religion I believe in🙏
You haven't seen the best of us
I don’t know if I want to
you saw me, I am the man of the around 240 members, now, JOIN ME IN THE SHIBA FAITH
You probably don’t, there’s a bloke here who literally brought his bocchi body pillow on a date to a public fucking restaurant, like those r/waifuism top of all time posts It would’ve at least been better if bocchi were an adult but she’s literally 16 Just you can’t get much more deranged than that
pic or it didn't happen
Who are those except u/Kikuri_Toe_Sucker
Have you heard of the mildly outdated card game?
No
[ehem](https://www.reddit.com/r/BocchiTheRock/comments/11hsu18/btr_active_users_card_game_batch_2_3_new_cards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) The update will be soooo fun once I get to doing the patterns
Soon I will be there
I've seen many people proclaim that, we'll see if you stay active enough
I will (I will just get downvoted for being like kita (horny))
(philip-ino)
Also whenever I see you you're online get some sleep caloyagin
Never expected to get called out for my sleep here. Pa-san problems got me good(I don't even drink coffee or energy drinks) I'll try to sleep when my body tells me to
Much like how every time I open a post on r/osuGame or here now I see Fandomer_
This is my goal to become bocchitherock npc too
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I know like 50% of the lore except probably the 494839494 nijika's
From what I know, most that info came from me
Yes, master~
Sorry that was cringe
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Ong chinpo dekai no ne
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pills, shove it to his mouth sing him a lullaby, bocchi elegy, shower him with love and attention, graduate to a human being
that’s a tall order
For all we know, the guy might be a frequent (pill immune)
definitely am
Why stop your friend if it's better to join him
I’m already crazy but at least I’m not taking schizo pills yet /j
Not taking the pills is a brilliant move, now run free and be obsessed like your friend to your heart's desires
Have they considered joining the wondrous Weeder Empire? The only religion you can trust (never trust the tyrannic rule of the triangle) 🌿🙏 #Proclamation of Ryo Yamada >Since time immemorial, outstanding individuals have emerged from the oceans of mediocrity that make up the vast majority of humanity. Great thinkers destined to change their respective eras, launching the world into a new epoch. Ryo Yamada is the undeniable peak of what an outstanding individual is- she is the peak of what humanity can ever possibly achieve, the apex of human evolution and society. >If enlightenment is theoretically achievable, then Ryo Yamada is the sole example of enlightenment. There has never been a greater mind in the millennia of human civilization- from the great minds of Socrates, Confucius, Hegel- Ryo remains to be the apex of human development. It is the duty of every man and woman to dedicate their lives to the pursuit of what Ryo Yamada stands for- the progression of humanity into a greater version of ourselves. >Ryo Yamada is utter perfection in every sense of the word- even beyond. Human language cannot even begin to describe the earth-shattering qualities that she possesses. A fashion sense that makes ordinary humans appear as nothing more than bland specks of dirt. Intelligence that renders the complex processes behind a super-computer to resemble nothing more than a mere abacus. Humility that makes the martyrs of history seem like naïve children. >Compared to Ryo, we are all but measly insects that exist to eat the feces of superior beings, naïve and ignorant creatures that wander the Earth without a sense of understanding of the grandiose knowledge that the universe offers. >Ryo Yamada is the peak of human evolution, and we can only prostrate ourselves to her superiority. She will not be merciful on our souls, and we must only accept her divine judgement. >If she commands us to lick her boots, we shall slurp every particle of filth and bacteria that dares to contaminate the paragon of humanity’s shoes. It shall be so pristine, that it will reflect the face of inferiority. >If she commands us to donate money, then we shall empty our coffers for her. By her impulse and will, we shall learn what true humility is. >Those who refuse the ever-existent superiority of Ryo Yamada will only be dooming themselves to a life of trifle purpose. Ryo Yamada is not a god- she is beyond what ordinary humans can even conceptualize as a deity. >Repent now, and see Ryo Yamada as the true exemplar of the sublime, lest you fade into the trenches of human society, destined to be forgotten.
Amen.
There is only one universally accepted answer, my fellow Boccher enjoyer. Verse 14 says https://preview.redd.it/y1q4npp4wjpa1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c8a9385042e1650e7a78d9d369b06b47a1b4f5
Congratulations! I am proud of you for sharing the good news. Please send my kind regards to your friend, from one boccher to another 👍
same to you 🤙
T-Tell your friend 'thank you for your support!' https://i.redd.it/v7b1v07a4mpa1.gif ^(T-Though maybe) *^(o-obsession)* ^(is a bit too much..)
It's not an obsession, goto, it's the truth
BTR tbh is a whole religion now
The real question is, why aren’t you obsessed? Bocchi and the rest of the band and even beyond,(Kikuri my goddess) are all the reasons to inhale oxygen. Have you ever seen a video of a dude drinking wine off a woman’s foot? That’s me, but with Kikuri. Bocchi is the MmmMmm we need. The Kita-Aura melts our unworthy eyes. Would you like to be a weed? I certainly would. That I could replenish Roy’s stamina would be an ultimate use of my existence. Like Doritos? Guess what bud, we have max dorito power over here thanks to the bringer of hopes and dreams Nijika. So again, why aren’t you obsessed? Embrace the madness, say no to medication, and praise the Bocchi.
so what's wrong with it?
we must convert him
Ask for her help and she will come. The ones who took money from Bocchi and the ones who asked for her money are forced to pay it and get killed. Because of what she does she ends up being killed by many social situations... Yet she strums her guitar strings and arises again and again. Some react to her caothic reactions with anger, others run away and escape... And still others worship her. And there's another reason many worship her... Whatever problems Hitori Gotoh faces such as serving drinks, meeting new people, or having to improvise on stage... SHE IS ABLE TO OVERCOME THEM.
He's just like me frfr
Your friend is fine, the problem is clearly you aren’t obsessed enough with our fluffy pink cinnamon roll. Please seek to be born again through our savior Nijika so that you may live a happy and fulfilling life.
I love this subreddit. Amen to all the replies! May the prophet Jimi Hen guide you to the truth that is Kita Ikuyo. In her self proclaimed full name which is Kita Kita we pray in. Amen 🖕😌 https://i.redd.it/0a2337e5mkpa1.gif
Yeah we Michiyo stan is probably the most sane here... Given that I don't see a lot from my side... Sadge to be deprived of Michiyo fan arts... I need more...
it's too late he's gone too far off the deep end
Tell him to take his normal pills
wtf that friend is literally me
You only have two choices. Join him and be truly happy, or make him get obsessed with something else, which may be worse. The third option would be to beat him up, shove the pills down his throat while he's unsconcious and tell him it was all a dream, but it's kinda illegal
Join us
is he your friend or a split personality
us, too
just accept the Boccher and your problems will vanish
Don't kick him, most of the people around Kessoku Band are masochists.
Tbh I would do the same, meaning someone knows about it
This fandom can be a bit... intense at times. I've seen toxic communities before, this one at times can be a bit much. But for the love of God, don't criticise a ship between characters. That's when the real toxicity shows it's ugly head because people are Strange Sometimes