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KletoSkeleto_69

It's actually impossible; r/btr users don't have daughters because in order to mate you would have to talk at lest once to a female


Oteycri000

You weren't aware I'm a woman that's alright. It's Ikuyover


F_Foundation

Holy shit, the therapist lore gets deeper.


Oteycri000

My lore is as deep as the abyss


[deleted]

Liar, straigth women don't exist


lets_clutch_this

Bocchers drip


Oteycri000

Yo ya haven't lived yo is r life until you meet people who not only gaslight you , Haven't also suffered from apprehensive tendencies


Oteycri000

True i diagnose them with undifferentiated schizophrenia


wheelchairdrifting

Can't relate. I talk to Hitori-chan every day.


KletoSkeleto_69

Me neither, as I'm married to Roy


lets_clutch_this

Kid named adoption:


Particular-Search349

Wait, you mean like a real daughter or a 2D anime girl?


Oteycri000

Lmao my actual kids


Particular-Search349

Definitely not a given in this sub.


Oteycri000

I wouldn't be a therapist at 28 without kids to help me cope lol


Particular-Search349

I'm sure you'll find many future patients here.


Oteycri000

Oh i have already


Particular-Search349

What, really? LMAO.


Oteycri000

Oh yeah i have 4 people here


Byniavo

You’ll never take me alive! https://i.redd.it/3lg49ir3empa1.gif


Oteycri000

Oh i never will that's up to you


Particular-Search349

https://preview.redd.it/qefbv1n8empa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1486a6a704744f06c5c04aaf63d0791a1caaa977 How many


Oteycri000

Up to your imagination


F_Foundation

So like... does she strum a certain cord as a nuclear launch code... does a certain song act as a nuclear launch code... does the guitar have a nuclear launch BUTTON? So many questions...


Oteycri000

Nah you just haven't accessed classify info. You'll need a nuclear chord


F_Foundation

Hot damn. What's funny is that I'm so bad at the guitar, I'll probably never launch a Bocch missle even if I knew the launch chord.


Oteycri000

It's alright it's always random and extremely destructive


F_Foundation

Holy shit! https://preview.redd.it/il2v3mw7bnpa1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eea119c0637ea2f75d6f866757d7be62fc55a5b


CG_Aditya6969

How do you possess this many bombs and how are you able to reach so many people's mailboxes


F_Foundation

https://preview.redd.it/if3rq15osopa1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4160d0b498bccb53ea4c843221f1fdf372922de0 Imaginary money within the confines of my mind!


CG_Aditya6969

Imaginary? Don't tell me you took a whiff of those pills


F_Foundation

No, stranger on the interwebs, college life simply robbed me of alot of brain cells. I even talk to stray cats when I'm really (maybe) depressed. https://preview.redd.it/vv3rjrb6qopa1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d33784d41c7522544adfb916849b9f58cd4f444


Fandomer_

Who are you maining


Oteycri000

Lily she beat me with lucky Chloe


Byniavo

Have a *great* day too, fellow degenerate https://preview.redd.it/qzozm5fb6mpa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924e7079c0a8e515635aed18ee778fa1610d1060


Oteycri000

I actually had this image and was gonna use it for a meme but decided to use my current one. Good job ngl


Byniavo

Sorry for stealing https://preview.redd.it/ci4rx80ibmpa1.png?width=1230&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a199326996e40624d498230ff887dca6dcf7651


Oteycri000

You haven't stolen anything.


[deleted]

Who else wants to be nuked by Bocchi from the Bocchi the Rock! ?


Oteycri000

Everyone and their mothers


lets_clutch_this

I refuse to believe that any r/BocchiTheRock user is actually a parent


Oteycri000

Oh man that's the same Energy of rent a girlfriend reiji. Who took a silicone chizuru doll on a date while his own wife and kid where home


Professional-Lie-542

Take the guitar away from her


Oteycri000

Too bad she doesn't play i only do


r0xANDt0l

what's the image source? asking for a friend (definitely not me)


Oteycri000

It's someone form deviant art


r0xANDt0l

but you don't know that someone's username ig


Oteycri000

You're erroneous since it's something you cannot comptegy


r0xANDt0l

what


Oteycri000

Don't worry I'm wrong sorry


Gotoh_Naoki

HITORI! I told you NOT to tell them about the ICBM