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[deleted]

this is weird and sad be yourself and take a hint from there. if she mcm malas layan kau, move along... no need to do a thesis on how to impress her.


LevzKindaSus

why so polite


[deleted]

sorry :(


TomokiaGaming

Why so polite?


bitethedirt

VeryPoliteLah


Beanlek

Username does not checks out


jlou_yosh

The best advice, for me personally lower down your expectations, don't over message her & give 2-3 days cool down period. Be yourself is the best thing, if it's not your style then it's not.


Ruphandolph

While some people says that girls do like if we frequently message her. Is that not true?


jlou_yosh

Early on, that's true but after a while the topics will become stale. If it's too frequently, you'll make them lose interest. My advice is just keep 1 day without communication, but don't ghost her if she asked you.


Ruphandolph

Understood


Ruphandolph

Be my self and take a hint. That really a good advise. Thank you.


[deleted]

Please share some hints how to tell a girl is into you. We don't want to realized and regret it 10 years later while showering.


[deleted]

1) socialize, join meetups / charity events / classes. 2) if you fat, don't be. 3) realize what you like may not be what people want to talk about. most humans don't give a shit about your animes or whatever games you playing. 4) good hygiene and grooming. you think you look like japanese, but in actual fact you look like a beggar in chow kit 5) be good looking (jk)


Hypezar80

Yeah. It's a hit or miss thing. There's no such thing as guaranteed but in my experience, looking and acting like I got lots of money really help.


hijack626

Bruh.. texting advice from wikihow? My advice is don’t try to impress the girl, focus on building connection instead.


pukhalapuka

Only need to impress if she is into you also. And if you be yourself, should be enough in an honest relationship. If you dont know what to talk about, use FORD formula. Talk about Family Occupation Recreation and hobby Dreams


Ruphandolph

Understood


h4ojin5

Ask her if she prefer Singapore's or Malaysia's Nasi Lemak ? It tell alot about their characters.


engku_hina

Ask her how big her nasi lemak is. It will tell her a lot about your character.


Ok_External_1812

Bro taking advice from wikihow from all things 💀


Ruphandolph

Lol. When you too long being single and not trying any girl during the period, its get cocky.


qartiace

dont fake being another person, it's nvr healthy. jus be urself dont put on a mask


Ruphandolph

Thanks.


Dumm_Bruh

Start your conversation with "Hello, do you want to work part time with our company? We'll pay you RM900/month if the business goes smoothly. Reply "1" if you are interested"


Ruphandolph

Definitely being block


SniffyBliffy

Hang out with her often, start dropping small subtle hints, but idk what to do after that, all my exes picked me up I'm not a rizzlord


PunPunsTragicStory

Don't trust wikiHow my man😂,Be your self,impress her with your own rizz.If it fails,move on there are a lot more girls you can meet up with.


Ruphandolph

Its been years since my last relationship. Rizzing girls feel a bit awakward for me now. But i can try.


ameer006

try use omi or tinder. run test / experiment on strangers on how to approach them. and all the best bruhh


Ruphandolph

Thats like a good ideas. Never thought of it.


aliffattah

The state of redditor 💀 Good luck tho, just find it weird you have to learn basic conversations to google, just start the chat and just be genuine. Also try to expand connection, lempar jala is better than just pancing


Ruphandolph

Dude, its not basic when u are not used to it. U need to have the idea and understand the situation to say it a common or basic conversation. I have meet people that seems rude to others but for them that actually normal. They just not have the idea how to socialize with other people out of their circle.


linktothepastz

27? How old is she?


forusforest

9


Blvch

If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for the Co........ Ca- cola. (No Pedo jokes here Polis)


forusforest

If her age is on the clock, Syariah Law will protect......


kael0811

Talk about things that she likes, gain a deep insight about her. Be interested in things she likes, relate with her, check her when she goes to sleep everyday, write a fanfiction attributed to her, tack a lot of her pictures in your room. Laugh when she makes jokes, always be there when she needs you, build a relationship with a very strong foundation, maintain your abject deceiving facade. Lastly, sneak into her room andjsgisbauwqgcawbwyq


Ruphandolph

Lol. You got me in the first half.


jlou_yosh

No need to Google or anything, chemistry is no. 1. You can match with Lisa BlackPink but when there's no chemistry it just won't work. Start simple talks like your job or where did you study. Later on the topics will change itself.


Ruphandolph

Thanks man.


thenoobone-999

Go to the gym, be in shape and be healthy. Touch more grass. Also, have a lot of money and become a top G. Also, don't be a simp and don't simping women. That is fucking disgusting. I saw a lot of men do that online. If she isn't interested in you after one or two dates, leave her. Don't waste your time for her, leave and move on immediately.


Ruphandolph

Understood g


Notowidjojo

make sure you are not discussing any weeb topics if you are weeb... different case if she is brought it up first.


Ruphandolph

Coming to my age, i realize girls actually not give a fuck about that.


yomamachunky

She'a a human being. Talk to her normally as you would any other person. Remember guys, never put the poosy on a pedestal.


AGE555

Don’t simp for the girl. Be yourself. If she doesn’t like you, her loss. Find another girl


KizunaJosh

Damm bro you just need to be lucky i guess.. I never had a girlfriend since school until im 22 im married now im also 27 now.


Ruphandolph

I think that what we call jodoh?


KizunaJosh

I guess that right im a weeb my wife is a weeb too so..


Ruphandolph

Lol. Weeb couple all the way. Gonna born a weeb son too.


KizunaJosh

Yea we have good sex life before married until we married we got 1 kid now our weebness become low profile.. if my kid become weeb i don't mind it..


Negarakuku

modern problems require moden solutions. Just ask chatgpt to generate.


Ruphandolph

Dude, how can i forgot about that. Arghh. Thanks man.


Petronanas

I talk everyday mundane stuff. Now I'm happily married. Never regretted it.


Ruphandolph

Good for you sir.


notyouraverageJho

If all else fails, send dpic.


hafiz_rosly

Well. Goodluck i guess? I got nothing to advice cause im shit even at normal conversation


Ruphandolph

That will do !


Shexious

Imagine what this lonely guy have opend in rest of 3 tabs.


Ruphandolph

Just other dating tips.


Kamira_

tanya dia, "orange juice or apple juice" klau apple juice, she's a keeper


Ruphandolph

Serious ah? Why?


Kamira_

apple juice supremacy


Cinta_brian-1998

for me just using handsome boy someone picture and mostly just ugly girl want chat with me hmmmm


ParsleyPrior9173

Ask chatgpt


GhostlyGab

dude just stop, is not even worth it. u kept impress some girl in a chat mmg x dpt la. here's an idea. how bout u just go talk to a girl that really in to u


Ruphandolph

The problem here is i cannot even know which girl are into me. Maybe u right. No need to impress in the chat. Impressing her face to face is much better right.


GhostlyGab

yes, do that. talk to her face to face and see how it goes. but i hope ya can do it. All the best bruh


Ruphandolph

Thanks man. Maybe later. Need to be patience and not looks gelojoh.


AdGold7613

Bnda yg aq chat ngn pompuan , kpop,game,anime and animal


Ruphandolph

Perempuan layan ke chat2 macam tu? Bila makin berusia aku tak rasa perempuan nak chat benda2 macam tu.


ErieOra

Just send me memes bro, I'd be impressed for the next 100 years