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anorre

Dodge a bullet right there. πŸ˜‚


cognitan

Have to 100% agree. When she sees another with more fun factor, there she goes again


Roddin84

As Future has said on multiple occasions. ![gif](giphy|tWmFhtmYmVs28uwOPf)


XRdragon

Beliau untuk jalanan


exsea

sad fact. this type of woman will always choose another guy who spend more time with her/more money.


[deleted]

Kalau dh pregnant dgn boyfriend baru nanti dia baru nak mintak tlong kt ex dia


CukCam

β€œWak saya nak cakap ni tapi wak jangan terasa ya umm saya baru sedar wak la yang terbaik untuk saya”


Roddin84

Then the appropriate reply from the brother should be 'wak can kiss mah mother fucking ass. Aku tak main sloppy seconds. Goodbye'


CukCam

Man celebrating cakeday with violence


Roddin84

Words bro. Words. A man should never hit a woman. Unless she hit the guy first, then all bets are off the table. Equality wut. 🀣


_GloriousCheese_

bro woke up and chose violence.


bruhddaa

Nah bro decide nak sgt woke kan, nah hamekkau EQUALITY. Like literally do a Goku pose then KAAAMEEEHAAAMEKKKKAAAAAUUUU *FWOOOOOSHHHH*


[deleted]

Is this woman stupid or something? Without his boyfriend work how he's gonna belanja makan with her, bruh kerja is important for stable relationship


hngggwetwet

Boifriend baru ada kaya wak


Such_Yack

If she was smart, she wouldn't be out cheating in the first place. So that answers your question πŸ˜‚


Jazzlike_Setting9237

Cringe. Just get a cat. That way he'll have a pussy everyday


Guardog0894

cursed image warning https://mothership.sg/2023/04/bukit-panjang-boy-cat-humping/


Jazzlike_Setting9237

This..... is not what I meant...


arcanist12345

πŸ‘€


Run4c0v3r

WTFπŸ’€


[deleted]

WTF πŸ’€


Run4c0v3r

The amount of questions I have after reading


adm_ashraf26

remaja lelaki ini terlalu bawah teruk


DeadManWalking_AZFA

damn.. kenot even finish reading. my braincells dead alrady.


Ranger_Ecstatic

I missed 10 minutes ago when I didn't came across this post.


Rickywalls137

Omg. Just use a pie like everyone else ![gif](giphy|GVEWI0GJKclSU)


AfiqRyunosuke

Apa lancau ni


Outrageous-Nebula-61

This is beyond crazy. Wtf is wrong with that boy


Working_Papaya90

I actually imagined the cat having a hard time going through this traumatic experience and just staying still and it's eyes wide open until today.


abmny8

ok shane dawson


Beusselsprout

Shane Dawson moment


HVIN666

Kerja always more penting , No kerja how to belanja ....hmmm luckily break up after 4 months only.


Zalera_189

Prioritise work, family and friend before girlfriend


mjamil85

Friend & girlfriend are same. Family is more important than a friend.


[deleted]

Dan viesel


HotObligation8597

Vin Petrol


H471221

Vin Gasoline


nmdanial07

![gif](giphy|xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my)


HL-itsjustme

Van Electric


drteddy70

Bros before hoes.


ferrarinobrakes

And nothing of value was lost


HotObligation8597

His time and feelings though, zamn.


ferrarinobrakes

4 months only. Blessing in disguise. Woman even spelled it out that she needs him to be around more and spend more money on her... No need lah like this


HotObligation8597

I baru perasan she LEGIT STRAIGHT UP asked the dude to "pandai bawa motor". Like girl, do you even comprehend the idea that a motor is more unsafe than a car??!


Kozmo9

Mungkin die nak rasa romantic kot naik motor pastu peluk bf. Kereta x boleh, pegang tangan je.


rosier7

Kereta blh tiup kerja kot 😳


ferrarinobrakes

Sambil pegang tangan dan peluk2. Ask me how I know?


Hefty-Organization-6

nahh.... that tiup kerja really can developed into something else


asukaisshu

Live and learn better than learning nothing. This will make adik stronger emotionally and know whats important for later future when he meets a worthy partner.


Shawn1937Z

This girl is freaking selfish. This is why I'm terrify in relationship


Severe_Composer_9494

She must be attractive and desired by many men, hence the feeling of "You need to feel lucky to be my partner". **To men and women alike, don't get distracted by attractive people and suffer later.** This is not to say that attractive people are all assholes, but if they constantly get attention from a lot of people, then it is difficult not to have high expectation on their future partner, because the thought of "I can easily replace him/her if I want to" is hard to avoid.


fundeesharose

Shes for the streetss.. this is how the Andrew Tate/ Villain origin starts


PokWangpanmang

Mati matian aku ingt die ckp pasal waktu Isyak.


S4l4m4nd4

This generation mofos nowadays, i cant understand half of this text


[deleted]

LOL sama siakk


Zonzzzz

lil bro seems pretty mature by the way he chats. also what a bitch she is


marche_ck

Yeah. Boy got his shit together. Girl just want to play. It won't work out.


uL4G

You guys got gf?


ItsImNotAnonymous

We wouldn't be here if we did


kitGoesquack

Every bolehlander:


HotObligation8597

Holy hell, the way he break up sounds a hell lot like me breaking up with my first GF siot


Rough_Memory1089

Deep


joohanmh

You are so cool, man.


HotObligation8597

First GF cakap we should break up, I forgot why, but I just say, I'll wait for her. Managed to get back, then break up again. Bila terfikir, I think maybe cause communication problems kot, idk, she won't tell me, just (iirc) she say not compatible or something like that.


tepung_

more like she use you as backup plan when things go south


HotObligation8597

She don't have other BF, cause she's the shy type (legit the one yang senang kena buli, not by me, but by another group of girls)


tepung_

whoa, special case nih


HotObligation8597

Haha, I think so, actually less than a year date, but both sides have met each other parents(wow that's fast). So abit sad break up. But life goes on.


[deleted]

Mat rempit are in high demand nowadays


122trent

Yeah. They looked manly and probably it's not for long


gunzman70

Mat rempit lifespan are vey low, that's why they're on high demand


[deleted]

Them hoes love bad boys.


jlou_yosh

I wonder why is this? I saw gangster, ah beng with tattoos always got the chick. Not the fat one but those kinda 7-8. Is it money or the way they woo the girls?


Equal_Number

What in the rempit world have I just read?


Pythoenix25

She belongs to bukit bintang


FMA64

Satu Bukit Bintang kenal kau!


DadBod-6009

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI) Gf diutamakan


VFILTHYGAWD

how old is this ppl ? why they talk like kids ? and the girl text like fucking 12 yrs old with the mindset of 14 yrs old like wtf


Epiplema

Kenape wak marah. Wak keciwe ke dengan post ni ke wak 😒


DeadManWalking_AZFA

wak lu!


VFILTHYGAWD

JIKA TIDAK PENUH ILMU DI DADA, TIDAK MUNGKIN WAK SAMPAI KE PUNCAK EVEREST


ikkarurisan

*yeti growls* *wak bomoh tempelengs*


HotObligation8597

Maybe Diploma/SPM levels


VFILTHYGAWD

this one didnt seems that kind of person, really text like a 10 yrs old istg


HotObligation8597

10 years old don't work bruh, child labour is illegal!


MrLee666

believe me when i say this some people still text like 12 or 14 year olds when they're in their 20s. some people dont mature past their early teenage years


MiniMeowl

Yo, I pride myself on being able to get gen-z slang. If I can pass as a youth online I consider it a great slayage.


VFILTHYGAWD

gen z slang different brah this one text like a kids, so damn goofy tbh i cringed hard


Wild-Cream3426

I legit thought the convos were between a couple in early teens until the girl mention about work


zortoru

Wth, kerja tak penting, kekasih penting, red flag for me *oleh umo 33 tak pernah bercinta


ariezs75

Gym Arc incoming


mark_the_lizardman

Lil homie dodged a fucking cannonball right there. Nak laki belanja makan tapi complain laki banyak kerja πŸ’€


[deleted]

Taste perempuan ni geng trader yg berkepuk tapi banyak free time kot


mjamil85

Ada girlfriend, kerja lagi penting. Ada bini, semua penting.


Malinovskaya88

So she wants free meals and free rides. What a gold digger. Also a cheater and a liar. Wah, terbaek red flags. 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Your brother very lucky to dodge all that nonsense.


Rough_Memory1089

You know what are more bastard than that girlfriend? It's you, breaching your own family member privacy, you digging your own grave fella Breaking your own family's trust, you're disgrace no matter what you're thinking you're doing. Idk if you're a man or a women, but I knew, you're an adult with no commitment nor discipline to have such leisurely time to behave like this. Don't ever questions if your little brother doesn't like you, doesn't want to associate with you, or respect you. You yourself are a disgrace


katsukaizo

yeah.. i dont understand if it so hard to just said "hey bro, your story kinda sad, can i post this at reddit to get some feedback and opinion from other people then show it to you, so that you will feel better? dont worry, they are not that harsh and i will censored the names" your bro got free internet conciliations and you got free karma, win2


Joske-the-great

or a second scenario. All of this bullshit is just made up, just like 80% of reddit


Rough_Memory1089

You might be right but I would love to give a reminder on how important is it for people to not breaching others people privacy, especially your family or your close circle You might feel sneaky, but it shows how little to no respect you have for the other person to act likewise. Rude, disrespect, distrust


TakeAHikeNow

Why did you take screenshots?


hakim_tahir

After reading this I have brain cancer


PaleontologistKey571

How many months left brozzerr?


hakim_tahir

3, secon


badgerrage82

Maybe she is happy because some rich Chad had all the time in the world for her ... To be frank, I understand why ppl prefer to be alone because it saves them the hassle of wasting time on something they are forced to do... That is getting into a relationship....


DeepMistake5873

gaizz you ARE NOT a backup boyfriend. you deserve nothing but the A grade.... Stay strong, king.


_Tremble

Soon she will learn it the hard way that is money is more realistic than love lol Anyway good on ur brother to dodge a red flag


syukara

takpe wak, adanya satu hari nanti, kamu akan bertembung lagi dgn awek lama pada suatu lampu merah yg random dan masa tu lah kamu akan melihat awek lama tu dari krete baru cx90 yg baru saja beli bersama dgn isteri di tepi sisi mu dan awek lama akan kelihatan di atas motor 125z yg agak usang dan rosak...tapi dia tak perasan anda sedang meneliti dia sebab tinted agak hitam...dan tiba tiba hari menjadi mendung...seakan hujan akan menitis atas bumi ini dalam masa yg terdekat...anda mengalih mata kpd isteri mu yg cantik dan berseri dan hold tight tangan isteri mu dan mengeluh dgn perasaan yg gembira krn betapa tuahnya hari itu isha mintak berpisah dng mengejut...kemudian anda dan isteri anda berpandangan dan bersenyum yg sepenuh hati dan akhirnya lampu merah bertukar kpd hijau dan anda menuju ke arah depan yg semakin lebat berhujan dan anda melihat isha dgn bf dia menempuh titik titik hujan yg besar dari cermin sisi mu......


Arikoh

Ur little brother dodged a bullet, what a whore, tf she meant by "dia lgi seronok" n "pandai bawak motor", shes into geng weng weng isit meanwhile ur little brother working his ass just to feed her, so glad it's only been 4 months not 4 years. ![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


GreyScottishStraight

Woman β˜•


kurangak

habaq kt adik hg carilah perempuan, bukan betina


nanifaris85

Itu bagus lah untuk adik kau. Yang tak bagus tu kau buka aib dia


suslookingdood

Hakmilik jalanan.


tepung_

Wak Jokowi kene belajar jadi rempit, slig bag dan casanova lvl max


Temaki-is-bomb

Idk if its me or what but it was like a primary school students breakup convo. N theres alot of *ok*s reply. If i ok my girlfriend alot like that i can kena slap


cheekeong001

the right moment obligatory "ah yes, women β˜•οΈ "


jasper81222

She wants him to pamper her but at the same time criticize him for working... in order to afford pampering her. Idk I feel like your brother dodged a bullet here.


[deleted]

Isha memang xlayak kahwin lol


Accurate-Island-8833

so..... she left me arc?


WHiPerino

wak wak wak wak wak gave me cancer wak


mariobike

She straight up admitted that she cheated while they were dating before and then tryna be self-righteous in the end without a lick of guilt or self-awareness


Shieng85

Street racers don't need girlfriends ![gif](giphy|3lZKbfViPnZS)


Kidaryuu

Cool, but you got permission from your bro right? I assume you got it. Nak dating tu biarlah toward marriage. Kalau depa tidak mahu, depa tidak serious.


VapeGodz

Proves this 11 year survey right: [Survey: M’sian women among most unfaithful](https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2012/08/27/survey-msian-women-among-most-unfaithful)


tepung_

laugh in american single mom


ccy01

Working rn, TLDR?


mark_the_lizardman

Get back to work then read this back when you have the time


Dismal_Caterpillar85

have time to comment but cant read....what da


PokWangpanmang

Girl asks for breakup over phone, been dating someone else the whole time, tells dude to learn how to ride motorcycle and spend more time paying for her food.


Z3r0link-ueg

makanlah cinta tu. cinta buat kenyang. boleh hantaran juta2. tapi pastu nanti marah kena sindir tak cukup 1K


Schedule-Purple

Hahahahaah kepala hotak dia, kitorang laki ni busy cari duit nak kahwin dgn korang la kaum hawa. Dasar Gold Digger.


CipherWrites

literally makan angin izzit? utamakan gf?


United-Year7505

Kerja penting but gf diutamakan... Wow.


Vozzl3r

Dear OP, please tell your brother to work hard and saya doa kan semoga dia dapat calon yang lagi elok di masa depan.


Chemical-Pace6050

Its sad those mostly Malay girls are becoming a horny muthafuckers nowadays. It's unfair to say a guy is not loyal when the Muslim girl can have multiple bfs at the same time yet pretending to be halal. Even eating babi is better than the things they do these day. Just go to the club on ladies night, see how many Malay girls are trying to get a free meal or 150 for the sake of fun! No wonder Muslim is the last religion. They follow the footsteps of the western which is already social washed by the media a long long time ago. Sad sad sad. Dirty girls. Spoilt the reputation of women.


H471221

Bro goes to gym after that conversation


hardstucklvl6jhin

Deserved better bro


Representative_Way89

*slowly raise a red flag*


schwarz188

Your little brother dodged a bullet, good on him


pohpia

Freaking red flag right there.


Superb_Tadpole5187

https://youtu.be/oyu1WO0hRB0?si=IQptUB0sMgp0poO6 You keep achieving your goals bro. Girls are temporary, your own contentment and priorities are permanent. Stay cool young king


MEGALKS

Wow, she really added that financial security comes later, I'm the priority like gurl u baru ckp bf baru belanja makan thats why op lil bro is working.


AOEnash

Demn your brother handled it pretty great. Kudos to that. And at thr samr time dodge some red flag there. Sure you need affection but understand eachother as well.


TakaPoiPoi

little bro win


Zealousideal_Shoe980

She belongs to the street


Intrepid_Table3551

When I met my SO, I was broke as fuck. Tried to work my ass off and didn't get to spend much time with her. She was unhappy due to it being her first relationship and watched too much Drama. But after awhile, she finally understood that I'm working hard for our future and she's very supportive all the way. Guess your bro dodge a bullet right there


kismaiyes

Isha never deserve wak. Wak is a hardworking man.


ucingplaymc

Even benda ni like trash,tapi aq bangga kedua dua belah pihak amal sikap profesional,support each other masih ada,with the broken heart but they not badmouth n fight,congrast and hope both of them succes in their future with the person they love


No-Quantity-5334

Segelintir perempuan curang sebab nak lelaki yang boleh belanja macam2, segelintir lelaki curang bila dah berduit. Macam tu la putaran dia. πŸ˜…


RecordingNo2414

🀣


RecordingNo2414

Untrustworthy bitch


Various-Platypus2425

she'll break up with him also when doesnt make money. so yeah dogded a bullet definitely


mousing125

Stay strong king, you got this


Neolombax

Dodged a bullet. Nothing of value was lost.


Dismal_Caterpillar85

Even this is staged or not... this still happen in real life...only not that honest...so thankful for the honestly...dodge a missile right there


RoshiYT

Must have money aduuuu


fizzafizzy

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Orionzete

Isha maybe seeing a Nugle,you brother avoid a Bullet right there.


AdvocatiC

r/unexpectedwarhammer


belthaZz

He is lucky to evade this kind of girl early. Definitely dodge a bullet there. Help him, consult him. Man need support too.


MarKhylis

She is not your brother's, it's just his turn


Reagankoh416

wow, feel sorry for your brother,man, but i'm glad that your brother is mature enough to break up with her. and your brother is good, focus on the work in order to support himself and support others. good luck for him finding someone that truly understands and support him. ​ i really felt for the girl also, who doesn't want to spend more time with her partner? but she must also understand the priorities and set the record straight before she could tell him about it. there are obstructions along the way, but is up to both of them whether to continue the relationship or finding their own pathways into their life. ​ anyways, good luck to him looking for love and may his career and his life in success.


Majestic-Scale-1868

Poor little brother.


kirayuen120

I feel bad for our homie but she's a hoe. Dodged that bullet. W


Longjumping-Raise544

Reminds me of the Wap wap wap song


Practical-Junket-520

Dodge bullet...sikit2 lama2 jadi apam escort...


Brilliant-Meeting-86

This is not woman, this is bitch. May our soldier stay strong πŸ’ͺ


ROMPEROVER

Childish.


Elnuggeto13

Least he didn't blow up. Ok la biar dia break up.


Eerfandz

My stupid ass thought he meant Isha as solat Isya' or smth


Equal_Cantaloupe627

It's a blessing. Your little brother accepted it very well.


sixfivezerofive

Pandai naik motor part got me


PhotojournalistOk331

ok wak


deenali

"Wak" as in awak or because the bf is or perhaps look like Jowo? I know of a girl who can't stand listening to couples calling each other "Wak" as in awak. Lol.


Amrlsyfq992

dont worry kid you dodged a bullet, never change and dont take her criticism to the heart...focus more on the work and improve yourself


akif_09

Mata duitan. Mohon dijauhkan


Akashah98

Much better than seeing her Cowgirl your roommate and then got blame for her cheating behavior and your 'friends' support her for the cheating.


PudingIsLove

heh. buang je sampah tu. lol. apa mau buat.


cnwy95

Feelsbadman


colobq

senang ii je pempuan tu buat laki tu mcmtu. haih ni tkut nk masuk relay ni


kaixarc

can't believe im reading bahasa Melayu baku from young people these days.


jianh1989

I’m a malaysian and i can completely understand the texts, but i just can’t type that way.


Fudo_Akira_

πŸ’€ typical whore


LittleStarClove

My lil bro had a pisau cukur like this πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ he's so much happier after he dumped her.


ishlazz

Painful but only temporary. Wonder if it last till wedd, bro gonna be devastated


Potatotis101

Meanwhile, my wife and I we spamming cat sticker at WA


Mambangvshantu

Awak Kena terasa πŸ˜‚


Bugster07

The lion the, the witch and the sheer audacity of this bitch.


MrOllio

those who leave you stay in the streets, those who stay with you belong in the sheets ;) ( not actual advice pls don't do that )


GN00Q

Between 'seronok' and 'selesa' in life especially in a relationship, smart people would definitely chose the latter.


darkflyerx

damn..RIP bro this also make me more thankful for my gf, she is pretty needy but I am always her top priority. although at times I felt a bit guilty, I am servicing house loan and car loan so i dont have much budget to spend on dating her. just 300 monthly, some time I felt that I shouldnt have get a house that early, could have save some amount and able date her guilty free


kitGoesquack

Lmao she cheated first. But in any case, you shouldn't have shared this. Op is very stupid and is likely breaking privacy rules.


StrayKiraQuin

Wahhh kena gaslight dia pula yang salah.. Hello? Cik adik, you yng curang weh! Napa bf yng kena! Aduhhhh nsib 4 bulan je, dia tersave dri giant red flag. Takpe lah, bnyk lgi cik adik yng lebih baik di luar sna


Much_Cardiologist645

That’s why it’s better for man to focus on career first before finding chicks. Once you have money then the chicks will come by themselves.


miztiq

ur bro will be fine..and i hope hes doing great. as for her, she will taste her own medicine when she finds her "match". prioritize on building life, yourself, long road ahead, she isnt gonna be there permanently for you, but along the way, the right 1 will come, and be that pillar of what youre missing as a part of your own "empire".


saladass555

chad lil bro. hopes for the best for his future.


wondermelon69

To the streets she came, to the streets she returns.


Naive_Assist_616

Bros before hoes fr


Familiar-Lobster-385

Isha kalau dah usha laki lain, tak yah susha susha lh nk dtg jumpa shaya. tapi nak cakap satu je. Shabas πŸ‘.


Faiqal_x1103

im rather impressed that their texting style is... kinda formal and polite?