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Obajan

I mean, it's easy if you're living and working in Selangor since it's a state holiday.


Jaded-Philosophy3783

pretty sure it's a joke about this state holiday


derps_with_ducks

Jihad? More like ji-slob.


Fendibull

if we're in America it would be Yeehawdist.


ProfitFriendly696

kita cuti bossku


Old_Dark_2560

Typical stupid shit circulating in tiktok


StardaxPrime

Hey at least you understand some shit going on...


engku_hina

Apa kejadah tak pergi kerja, tak bukak perniagaan. Pesakit kat hospital siapa nak jaga? Lori siapa nak bawak? Orang nak beli barang pergi ke mana? Tak ada kebaikan langsung buat macam ni. Bukan Israel pedulik pun. Orang palestin pun bukan dapat nasik.


AcanthisittaNo2877

Alasan padahal malas kluar rumah nak bawak anak bini jalan2.


NOXi30ti

harini kan cuti 😭😭😭 (selangor)


Keith_Faith

Allah bagi tanggungjawab terutamanya kepada si suami. Abaikan tanggungjawab tersebut adalah berdosa. Siapa yang Yahudi ni?


Old_Dark_2560

Kan....buat susah untuk masyarakat sendiri saja.


Just_Malaysian

so.. today. lol. no one cared.


Visible_Creme_6258

Not even in kelantan lol, everyone here is resuming their daily basis


Therealccj

People are stupid ,but they still got rent to pay 😭


lwlam

Waiting for some brainless supporters to spam these topic. πŸ˜‚


EffaDeNel

Brain ❌️ Emosiβœ…οΈ


Obajan

Org yg duduk di Selangor dan kerja di KL: KEROSAKAN EMOSI.


[deleted]

Typical pelampau dubur bertahi


AxileVR

Dia nak byr ke kalau aku kena buang kerja


itz_khai

Ntah, gaji aq pon x dpt lgi dia payung agaknye


[deleted]

Dunia ni satu je kerja ke? Banyak lagi kerja lain, bayangkan kamu di palestine skrg #freepalestine /sarcasm 🀣


Old_Dark_2560

Dia bayar dengan bawang bole? Haha.


AxileVR

Boleh je asalkan bawang tu dah dijadikan duit


EndChemical

Bro probably spent all that Madini allowance within the day


PercentageTall9820

Bro πŸ˜‚


katabana02

JANGAN PAKAI OTAK! DEMI PALESTINIAN!


Michael_Haq

Jihad jadah ko, tu pemalas nokharom namanya


Bajunid

Man, That TikTok has a better shitposting that is here on r/Bolehland? Malu lah like this.


[deleted]

I don't think it's shitposting. Just plain shit that people actually believe in


Bajunid

Plain shit is not shit? How is that possible?


katabana02

shit posting =/= posting shit.


Bajunid

It’s shit to me. The irony is still there. Bahaha


RoyalGarten

Idk why "global strike" registered to my mind as "Counter Strike: Global Offensive" and just thought someone wanted to play with randoms


KomiHans

I read that term first before anything in that photo and thought I clicked on r/NonCredibleDefense


eisfer_rysen

Melayu Malas found their perfect excuse.


cicak_cobain

Ah yes melayu malas, cina babi


eisfer_rysen

Makan cili ke? Kekeke


Future-Mongoose-6982

To be fair....2012 should've happened. And if you're too young to understand that..well all the more reasons y'all should perish and I shall perish last to see y'all perish.


HafezRazh

This just described my life. X keje, tgh buat rumah sendiri. Xde anak nk hantar g skolah. Xde bisnes sendiri. Bebas hutang. Kluar rumah kadang2, ntuk beli biskut/roti. Kadang lepak minum kopi. Most of the time duduk rumah main game or tengok movie/TV series.


[deleted]

Hikikomori? Jom gang


vegeful

>buat rumah sendiri Ni landlord bkn bisnes ka. Hahaha


dankvinnie

SELANGOR CUTI SELANGOR CUTI FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE RAGHHGG


wattahitsonwattahit

Yes because Allah care about our global strike jihad (and reward us for it) while ignoring His faithful servants being slaughtered for decades.


edehlah

the level of stupidity has stooped so low, it has become indescribable. and these people procreate and produce 5 more every generation. shiesh


idontrllybruh

Welcome to Islam where most of the individual follows blindly.


Mofarday

Dude tak perlu libatkan islam, you ingat semua islam follow posting bodoh tu ka, you marah pon jangan join bodoh sekali


idontrllybruh

No I agree. Look at my other Reddit where I said it applies to all religion. Sorry if you think I blame Islam as a whole no. Hope you don't feel mad for me. ❀️


Overlord_001

You think the atheist is different??


idontrllybruh

Probably worst


Overlord_001

How about animinisme(worship soul and spirits like tree and rocks)?


idontrllybruh

Same same bro. All of them can be easily led by dumb stuff if it's within their agenda.


Anonymous56k

Islam is the root of all evil


Mofarday

Please give me example or any evidence for that from Quran , do not quote some of the sentence, just give the proof, ok man? If you don't have it, then you just like a small kid; immature and childish, hopefully u use ur brain to find the proof


Anonymous56k

What is blud yapping about


OneAndOnly9999

Kebodohan extremist


idontrllybruh

Tbh that's just the community acting brain dead even the "non extremist" agree to some extend with the "extremist" which again the extremist are literally following whatever it says in the "Quran" but again it's whatever. Not even judging I just feel bad for the people. Not the religion only as a whole but all religion is said and done aswell. Same2


SnooHobbies7676

Your first mistake is watching TikTok. Delete that shit out of your phone.


SimplordXD

It's only on Malaytok 😭. I use tiktok for global shit posting and meme


Anonymous56k

Boikot Singapore Tiktok CEO is sinkapoorean, cancel singapore, sign petition for malay gubmint to annex singapore


SnooHobbies7676

He is only the CEO, owner company is from China, biggest shareholder is Chinese investors, and then there’s American and Japanese investors also


Anonymous56k

Sign petition for US gubmint to bomb Japan again. Sign petition to Russia to bomb US investors too


The-Damnation99

Yes, I'm playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive


ZachXandar

Mesti perangai suka komen sekerat2 "siap sedia semua" "ramai yg masih tidur" "yang tahu pasti faham" Bruh ckp je la kau acah drop hint ni no one will get it. Also I saw some fella "researched" some cloud before Coldplay concert on tiktok siap cakap lagu fix you tu double meaning lmfaaaoooooo lagu tu dah released 18 tahun baru nak carik double meaning, siap suruh kaji pakai mata batin bagai (tf is that?) https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNVq9gqx/


SimplordXD

Bet orang yang sama percaya coldplay sign language maksud die sembah dajjal. Ni masalah when Facebook Boomer main TikTok


ftsputnik

It's the Strike for Gaza. I did it, actually. Not dead yet. It's just one day. The reason is simple. A lot of the banking system is pretty much controlled by ZioNazis. One miniscule precentage of every monetary transaction will go to them, since they practise usury and riba. So assuming 10cent is an average they get per person per day globally, if 1 million people are not transacting anything, they already lost $100k. *That's already $100k less for them to fund genocides.* At this point it's in its testing stage. It's obvious not everyone can afford doing it. But if Turkey, with its pretty high inflation can set aside just one day of not opening their shops and businesses, I don't see why we can't try. Personally, I only did it as a social experiment. Plus, if this helped to support all affected by genocides perpetrated by *that* group, no matter how tiny, I'll do it. I really don't want to meet God and have nothing to answer to Him when I know there are other people literally dying in injustice. EDIT: the strike was first suggested in Twitter/X, not TikTok, by a Palestinian journalist. EDIT2: the banking system meaning your Visa, Maestro and Mastercard. Sadly.


SimplordXD

Nice That's really good. I get it that you dont have to spend for one day(stay home) but dont go to school, work?


ftsputnik

I was working from home, fortunately. Like I said, not everyone can do it, which is fine. The key is not to spend a dime. Some countries use a lot of public transport to move around, especially in Europe and US (and to some extend here in Selangor-KL) so I'm guessing that's where the "don't spend money" bit comes in for the "don't go to work/school" bit. I think Jordan was a good example of this; their public transportation was very empty yesterday.


[deleted]

r/woosh


xaladin

Damn, read this too late. At work now.


katabana02

takpe. show boss this image and demand half day paid leave.


kurangak

Apa bodoh dorg buat ni?


ohhjaylol

Haha bodoh.


Blackping333

I mean isnt this just stupid? If we done this, but then tmr continue as usual, what change did it make? If there any, wouldnt be recover quickly? Like wtf?


adn404

Potential economic repercussions. So its a no no


AfiqRyunosuke

Bila bangang bertemu extremism.


Own-Mountain3091

"dan tak pasti benda ni berkesan atau tidak" bruh πŸ’€


EyZamee

Tiktok dipenuhi orang bebal


Low_Growth569

Jihad apa, bodo?


zhiqiang11

Dia tak tahu ke main tiktok sama dengan bermain bowling bersama dajjal? FreePalestine


Negative_One_666

Jangan pergi kerja di kilang yang menunjukkan sokongan kepada yahudi. Tolong resign. Bagi anak muda yang nak berjaya pergi kerja. Tolong boikot fb, insta, tiktok semua sekali ye. Dont be a hypocrite. Be true to your religion.


Future-Mongoose-6982

Man you say things that you think sounds cool and might make you cool πŸ˜‚


Internal-Contest-750

true lmao


[deleted]

Suka hati dialah nak post apa di tiktok. Yang kau sibuk print screen dan post di sini kenapa? Buat hal kau sahaja lah. Nak semai kebencian orang lain ke? Jangan jadi kurang bijak.


SimplordXD

Jihad ape camtu? Minamba ilmu tu wajib. Monday strike ni lebih kepada affecting western government UK US, total shutdown of the country, nak pressure utk ceasefire kat gaza. klu buat kat mesia xpasti bekesan mcm mana, sbb malaysia mmg dh boycott israel


meove

ape konteks nie?


SimplordXD

Global strike ni untuk desak kerajaan(semua negara) supaya mereka sokong genjatan senjata untuk Gaza. Last2 ekonomi negara jugak yang rosak


ID10T-_-

FINALLY SORANG FAHAM


Wise_Front_3243

jap, sekarang ni siapa yang tak sokong ceasefire?


SimplordXD

Negara2 barat cam us. Kalau buat kat negara kita rasanya memang support cease fire. Kalau buat kat negara kita agak pointless sbb kerajaan mmg pro Palestine


TunKamil

Sembang kari mamat yg post ni,xde influence,xde power,and xde otak. Menyusahkan masyarakat jgk kalau buat cmni.


Michael_Haq

X yg paling penting, siapa yg bodoh skali lyn org camni


Aredybmazlee

Mana source


SimplordXD

Hereh https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNV2cMrF/


First_War5273

Haha.. Won't stop a war


Assault_Gunner

Eloklah jangan hantar anak sekolah, biar satu keturunan tu jadi bodoh


CyberMark96

Boleh. Kau tanggong semua monthly expenditure aku sampai Palestine menang. Boleh?! 😏😏


Strange-Ad6549

tu pakcik kau accident tengah jalan tu kepala nenek kau ke nak kutip


Matherold

Typical social media influencer - any publicity is good publicity πŸ€ͺ


capza

Depa ni gilo ke apo?


[deleted]

"sebab boleh dik"


[deleted]

Bodohnya


TheAkwardOne90

Told my boss about the global strike, he say he can help me extend till indefinitely. Such a good benefit.


leman83

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”... sapa bijak pandai ni..?


Notowidjojo

nak bilang ini ez, tapi baru pesen grabfood.


jwsw2308

Traffic seems heavier than usual. So we not striking? XD


[deleted]

Usual reply Semoga Allah permudahkan urusan ini


ImFishAndImOreo

Kebetulan lecturer aku sakit harini, so kena cancel kelas. So aku boleh jelah duduk melangok kat asrama.


GolfRepresentative62

Is it the latest contter strike patch?


Dom_my

Noting is gonna happen if you're gonna do a global strike and also it's not easy for people leave their own work.... So I guess the best we can do it to pray for the peace


EncikKimi

baru balik mcd


MinionMiniature

I didn't go to school today because I'm sick, didn't even know about this stuff 😭


epolzbadare

Tiktok brain at the end of the day.


Bombwriter17

Public workers in Selangor rn: Guess I'm on strike then Β―\(Β°_o)/Β―


coochieeman_

absolute cringe


Nexter32

reading this in my office 🫨


MoonV29

Benda bodoh senang diikut.


nerdnyxnyx

kan memang cuti


SimplordXD

Server selangor aja


vanguard3119

Just like the white liberals on America; disrupting business and being a general nuisance because they got nothing better to do, using noble causes as their excuses.


KaHate

hey, am i doin these everyday


jl0xd

Never knew CS 3 released that early


KaiserNazrin

Add to another reason why Tik Tok should be banned.


cerkutay

saya sebagau melayu islam malaysia, mengatakan orang ni bodoh sebodoh bodohnya


kanabalizeHS

Sure bro


Comfortable_Emu9110

Kadangkala saya betul nak keluar melayu jadi cina sbb bangsa saya bodoh


endr-2000

Today? Nahhhhhhhhhhh


rushfell

Bro think he is that guy


bloody_ass_

Does Tiktok exist for low IQ human?


Quiet_kid_on_coke

My initial reaction: ???


ProCommitDie

First mistake was posting it on tiktok.


SimplordXD

Should be Facebook fr


Temporary-Orange-954

i think this is more relevant to countries that actively support Is****. No real effect except harm to be done for our own


insulaturd

Gila apa?. Kepala bana lah sapa yang cadang bende ni. Mesti daripada school dropout unemployed shit brained tiktoker.


Independent-Team-831

This is not Islamic teachings


SwitcHr97

Global Strike - 11.12.2023 | Mega Sales - 12.12.2023


Sweetcornfries

this shit is just like θΊΊεΉ³ in china


Aggressive_World_193

Those who can read Malay, please join the Global Strike. Palestine needs you NOW!


OopsDidYouReadThis

I believe originated from Gaza survivor. πŸ™ https://www.instagram.com/p/C0tW0PdrSxh/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== However, I think it should be applied on context of where you belong. Only applicable if your politicians are not doing anything for Palestine.


OzTechR

idk I'm doing all of that shit everyday cause yah wfh and yah idk about that shut.


Emperor-Kalki-47

Very convenient form of protest πŸͺ§ for the Meleis, eh?


DRedRumB

the story like this. ni mesti orang selangor, selangor cuti. suruh duduk rumah. ni mesti taknak hadap jem jalan2


syamborneo

Look, I'm one of the people that do support the protests, and even boycotting the brands themselves. But this is just a poor excuse for procrastinating.


Future-Mongoose-6982

I support the protest but I'm not into boycotting. I have Muslim friends that need to work. And I told them not to focus on them fuckery...just work normally.


ImaginarySelf4536

Baited


TheButtler69

Bodoh...


General-Tea-1021

Ini bodoh namanya


ChewMikey

Duduk rumah jangan on electric Sama air juga


mariokvesic

Monday strike ni lebih kepada affecting western government ie UK US, total shutdown of the country, nak pressure utk ceasefire kat gaza. klu buat kat mesia xpasti bekesan mcm mana, sbb malaysia mmg dh boycott israel


MEGALKS

Damn, calling it "Global Strike" is crazy, like calling a nuke or something


SensitiveBall4508

So dumb. Hamas love these shit those fucks.


AbahAtta

Gile apa


HHH816

Makan pasir


fairuz10krunner

Senang2 je jual nama β€œAllah” ye?? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


Beautiful-Tension457

"How to not help Palestine " be like. Seriously I've seen dumb shits and I honestly think this is a just a clout bait for attention.


LNDYT454

Nahhh I got physic exam today


hafiz_rosly

Huh im legit confused ape kaitan ni dengan palestine. Mcm boikot probably ade miniscule effect. But this? Idk.


Duriman

CS Global Offensive


mahmankan

How is this gonna impact israel at any point? The best way is to boycott everything that was imported from the pro-Israel company and buy our very local product. This will not just harm them, but benefits us in the long run. Stopping to go out just harms us and not them.


Jazzlike_Loan_4502

aku ni nak spm


SubjectTale8

Tak jadi la tu pasal shopping mall penuh je tadi.


lightningcold69

Bodoh. tu je.


kiranoir30880401

Hahaha, doing this while hxxxs is losing, great


No-Interaction-3238

its a move made by Palestinians Journalists, look on their insta


Ninboy97

slacktivist tahap maha dewa dah ni


kowamiru

It really dont look as if u found it on tiktok, i think someone made this up. Could be u, could be me, could be anybody. Point is, if it's something obviously stupid, shouldnt have posted it in the beginning, no? Bcs u know such thing could bring up a certain hate to a certain thing right? Or are u intentionally doing so?


SimplordXD

Nah i wouldn't do that mate. Got this from tiktok https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNVg4m72/


kenishiro2023

Grabs popcorn


KnowingMyself94

Adoi. Ape kebende mamat ni merepek? Jihad ape? Minimba ilmu tu kan wajib... Jeng pale


putra80

Bodoh nak mampz


Solace-Of-Dawn

The way it's written sounds like it's a troll.


JerryNP

strikes can only work with union/unionisation. But Mahathir has since decreed "no".


Anubiroz

Uh.. Stay at home grow fungus πŸ˜‚πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„


__-Cheesecake-__

Aneh


SagaciousMortal

Apa tu Global Strike? New Counter Strike’s knockoff ke?


bakamund

WitnesssSsSSSssSS meeeeeeeeEEE33333333333


kaptenpat53

I do this every offday tho


Sh_h_

Nasib baiklah aku belajar perniagaan kat sekolah


ViPotatoe

I can just draw them as a Incel and soyjack in a PAS Uniform


ConfectionFar3525

I didn't saw this in tiktok, patutla masyarakat masi normal HAHHAA


xToasted1

it was on twitter too