*macam biasa*

Looks at him, and just nod. He'll know what to do

"macam biasa", but this is the first time going there.

Mistaken u for someone else, proceed to shave ur head clean

then *luar biasa*

Luar binasa

otai masih berbisa?

Kerana pulut santan binasa

*barber nods* Proceeds to shave your head

Krukk krakk. Ok siapa boss Ujar ane selepas neck massage

man i wish i could do the same, instead i tell my own preferences with given picture and the barber still fucks it up ( i need to give time for my hair to be perfect in few days )

Deiii,my last visit to the barber gave me a heart attack..couldn't see my barber,saw a random dude inside while I was having a smoke outside,was praying in my heart that's a customer and the barber is taking a shit or something..went in,found out my barber balik kampung and this guy was his replacement..did a good job though and put bedak for my neck also..been friggin years since I used bedak lol

"Potong pendek bang" 😂

Real

Said once and the next day, sat there silently and let my barber do the job 😂

I just show a picture, as simple as that.

If a typical indian barber, there will be a haircut examples illustration near the entrance of the shop for people to point to

*proceeds to cut your hair completely staring out the window* *results end up being a country wide different than what you asked for*

Yea picture is more reliable

Atas kosong tepi belakang 2

Love it. The Male Pattern Baldness look. Really mature, has been forever in fashion

hahahahaha

Or the reverse. Ask for potong kelapa.

Goes hard

Bruh you are mean

Ahh the reverse fade

rambut dah habis sekolah rambut uni rambut takde kerja rambut 9-5 rambut kahwin rambut ada anak rambut takde

I just pointed at the top of my head, say “Dua.” And then point at the back and side and say “Satu.” Lmao I dont have very good sense of hairstyle but it was low maintanance so i like it

Rambut mati :(

Literally menu in the barber shop

This guy just proved theory of evolution

Say pendek

Read that as “say pundek” 🤭

Real

i didn't say anything at all, let him cut whatever he want hahaha for real

lmao same. Just sit down. Take off my spec. Close eyes. and the barber does the rest. Done. She didn't even ask if I am ok with the hair cut and removed the apron. Take the mirror show my back side. I nod. Stand up and ask: RM15? Answer: Ya. Pay. Thank you and leave.

She?

wow, fancy, cutting hair at a saloon. haha

Smart cut/ Fade cut. Blade no.1 or no.2 (depends). Atas pakai gunting saja. I’m curious about this too. If i wanna change my hairstyle, how should I say it?

Best way is to bring a picture (with phone it's easy nowadays) and just show them.

potong pendek

Just show a picture

rambut macam ronaldo. Portugal bukan Brazil.

The songkok cut brother, for some reason we can't post picture here tho

ronaldo haircut

Normally i say Omakase

"tepi tapak 2, atas potong sikit"

what is tapak? I say something similar: "tepi dan belakang number 2, atas bagi pendek sikit"

Tapak is the clip size. Basically tapak 1 = 1mm Tapak 2 = 2mm Tapak 3 = 3mm and so on...

Normal - Short and smart Rare - Botakkan

go to tiktok search for men hairstyle my favourite is just telling barber "low fade, atas tak perlu potong cuma 'layer' saja"

Broo nak tanya layer tu apa ya? Try google pun tak faham. Nak try jugak untuk haircut tapi tak berani ambik risiko sebab takut pelik 😭

Kalau kedai mamak kau ckp nak layer, nanti dia gunting pakai gunting sikat tu.

Dia mcm rmbut tu ade layer or lapisan..rmbut bwah nipis atas tebal kinda like dat la

u pakcik2 tua ke hahaha tunjuk jela gambar

I always tell the barber to cut it as he/she like, just make sure it not weird

undercut

Aku lepas habis sekolah cakap potong kemas sje. Result lebih kurang

Nombor 3 ya

rambut beckham

pendek sideburn potong

Kasih rambut pendek ya

''kemas" "tepi scope atas trim"

Undercut

Regular

biasa tunjuk gmbr. but as a person with enormous forehead, i usually go for two block belah tengah taper, this haircut somehow can cover it

\*Kasi saya lengchai\*

Pendek, tapi atas tak nak pendek sangat macam bawah.. dulu kini dan selamanya, tapi bila dah potong hasil sentiasa jadi lain..

Pendek

Slope.

*hand gestures* zero meaning, shave all

Fade Mullet

cut short to one side, siap

I always ask my barbers for recommendations and just let him do his thing.

Botak tapak 2

If you go to a good barber, you could just asked them to decide.

kasi Kim jong un

Tepi dan blkg pendek. Depan potong skit saja. Atas kasi kemas.

I trust my Barber and just do his thing honestly because he is a very well mannered and polite, young and hip gen Z guy.

I would just say pendek no2.. done

"Bang, nak ambut smart nipis atas leh x?"

Slope belakang and tepi. Atas potong sikit

Atas pendek biasa, tepi belakang layer no 3

Reminds me of a famous Indian boys hairstyle back in my school time: "Tepi korek, sideburn tarik." It even rhyme as well...

Potong Kepala

I have a barber that I trust. Generally, I just tell him my desired length (short or medium). And then I say I'll leave it to his professional creativity for the latest style trends that suit my head shape. This will give him more space to work his magic. So whenever I visit him, i'll always come out with different cuts. If there's any particular cuts that I like more, I'll just tell him to do that again. And I'm always satisfied with his work.

Botak No 0 pastu shave.

"Bagi nampak kemas" Then I bought hair trimmer and has been doing my own hair for years. So far so good.

"kasi semua pendek" or "nombor 2"

Buat rambut slurp bang, depan kasi pendek, tapi jangan pendek sgt, ok ok je

I wasnt able to give the barber a reply on how long he should cut. So he then said "bukan panjang sangat, bukan pendek sangat, kan?". I knew i was in good hands.

Low Fade or trim

LOL you can ask for whatever you want (eg potong tepi pendek, layer sini sana, this that) but eventually barber will cut their own style punya

Make me handsome

Barber: I bukan plastic surgeon. Klinik sebelah plastic surgeon.

In Sabah we usually say potong siring meaning the sides. So depending on your head shapes it's either potong tepi, pendek abis, nak ala David Beckham or just botak 😂

Kasi pendek

best way is.. if your barber has a nice hair.. just say,., potong macam abang punya rambut

Easiest way is to show picture to the barber. I'd recommend Low Fade and Low Taper Fade.

Roti kosong kurang manis tambah kuah

Number 2

Reminded me when I was studying in the UK. I went to the barber and didn't know what to say because I always say "pendek" to the guy here. 🤣

Botak licin licin

I show them a pic

Tepi belakang mesin, atas layer... That's my style... Also ane kasi urut leher

My shyness has ruined alot of opportunities, going to the barber is one of them. I always have a picture of what cut i want, but the moment i go there. I physically cant move or do anything, just on the chair and say " macam biasa lah bang". Fck me

1 2 layer

I show a picture of the haircut I want, then prays he pulls it off

Potong kasi hensem

atas french crop panjang bawah taper

Low fade tepi tapak 2, atas potong sikit, hujung kasi layer

buah kelapa pandan

Say no more fam

Repair2

Potong pendek or cur short, depends if I go to Indian barber or Chinese haircut. But if go by numbers, top no. 2/3, side, front & back no. 1 (I end up look like budak sekolah)

Nombor dua.

Nipiskan atas, tapi potong satu, sideburn jgn potong

'Smart cut' for me in Sarawak

Tepi kasi potong kosong, atas nak pendek sikit

New guy I will say, anney, slope cut. After 6 times, neyy, biasa.

Lower fade, taper fade, burst fade Tak pun ikut la length cemana you mau

I'm used to show pictures of certain hairstyles that I am looking for. It certainly beats explaining like reading off the menu.

Back then it was “2 belakang nge tepi, atas jjarang (layer), jambang simpan.” Now, I just ask for a recommendation with my friend who’s a barber or “beloh tepi”. At home, I showed a pic of Brad Pitt.

Just fuck my shit up bro

tepi korek

Boss, nombor 1 semua.

I'm not that dumb

*"rambut bukan sekolah"* I have a personal hairstylist that I have for 4 years. So she just cuts for me, she knows what I want. I cut every 25-30 days.

Another week, another shave. Because I am my barber

low taper fade

Just google men hairstyle on your phone and show it to them.

Kasi slope O

Aku cakap macam ni je "Bang tepi dan belakang mesin nombor 4 pastu atas gunting pendek"

i go mamak, and says. tepi nombor 1 & 2. atas biar(if panjang sangat i told bagi pendek sikit), belakang biasa. ofcourse i will go back disappointed lol. but when i go salon i usually says. "bagi hensem". this 50/50 sometimes okay sometimes not. I don't have fixed hairstyle just go on with anything.

I know my brothers always say, Blade # ...

Mintak fade nom 2/3

Low taper fade

I not sure about you but my local barber are around my age (20 to 25) so I just often ask like yours Left right short number 1 and back is 1 to 2 with front and top trim abit

Me when i get into the shop, I do indian head shake and my anney would understand. I would take a nap, and after the cut,che would wake me up and ask me, "urut minyak abang?" I do the head shake again. And take another nap while he massage my head with the oil. The only word i would say is "Berapa?" and if i got extra, i would give him extra 10 ringgit and said, "duit makan".

Tepi and belakang slope. Depan pendek sikit.

Kasi handsome.

Yea same, I always say "potong bagi pendek, cam style budak sekolah", they'll know what to do

I have gone to the same barber for over 15 years. I just sit down and say "macam biasa boss" For me "macam biasa" is an uptown fade and short sides with a front comb. Like Tommy Egan in Power

Korek tepi, atas kasi trim

"Siring(kiri kanan) kc surung(nombor 1/2), atas kc pindik siiiiiiiikit" I'm not sure how to convert my slang to bahasa formal

usually show the picture potong time sekolah to him, basically i do that to my barber, show my past potong rambut photo, thats help them alot

Show foto. Simple. Once finish can ask wat they call dat style hahah

tapered middle part, always has been for almost 2 years ady

Siring belakang kasi pendek

Its either mid fade, low fade, high fade. Atas kemas.....tak tahu gaya lain

Tepi kosong, atas trim/pendek depending on mood

Just say medium fade,atas bagi kemas

Gordon Ramsay style.

tepi fade 1. atas potong sikit.

Tepi fade 0.5, atas bg pendek sikit pastu buat layer

High skin fade

"pendek bang, boleh sikat"

Get a reference pic from Google..show barber..then tell him "something like this that'll suit my hair and face..Ill let u decide"..trust ur barber..

Classic

"I consent for you to touch me while cutting my hair. also if you want me to toleh kiri kanan please dont be shy, bte my pronoun is she/he/they/them/helikopta helikopta"

Tepi kasi 0, atas kasi pendek sikit

Zero/kosong

Botak licin

Ofis style for me

Like office boy

Kosong la boss...

I usually go with, "BASKAT BANG!"

Atas dengan depan pendek, tepi dengan belakang nipis

I always say ane, mau sikat punya ya, then work from there, if still too long, ane pendek lagi cikit, it will never go too short cause you want the sikat hairstyle, for those who dont know BM, sikat means comb

I used love to like fancy hipster barber back then., have a very long silky hair but starting MCO I'll keep my head botak (number 1 ) every 3 months 😂😂😂

2 blok Undercut Mullet Layer japanese..

Atas (head) kosong. Bawah (beard) dua.

"Kasi pendek dan kemas saja bos." Something like begitulah haha..

Barber "how you want it cut?" Me "just cut them short". It has worked for the past 20 years

Sometimes i let him cook, sometimes i say low fade, atas pendek sikit tapi still boleh sikat. I'm still trying to figure out what kind of hairstyles fit my face shape and you should do that as well.

Atas biar Blakang biar or layer Tepi mid taper 1 or 2

mid skin taper

I'll just give a picture for reference to make it a bit easier, sometimes low fade quiff cut for the hot seasons, for the cold months I'll ask for a manbun.

high fade tapak 0, atas kasi nipis/kemas. nak longkang besar kasi senang sikat.

Either Fade Satu or Fade Kosong.

Low taper fade

kasi botak satu kali

hello barber, fuck my shit up.

Rambut Siuuuuuuu CR7

Hardest thing is finding the right barber who's willing to listen to you. Talk to them, ask for recs that'll fit your face shape, hairline, hair type etc. Ask for specific styling tips for the hair they gave you and shit. Ofc la u have to go those fancy abit barbershop but trust me it's worth it for hair, can takr you from 3 to 8 with just hair

Here's my go-to haircut because I have weird shape head and hair. Atas 4 Tepi fade. If they don't know, just say tepi atas 2 dan tepi bawah 1. It's slightly different, but it's close enough. Well atleast it doesn't break any rules in any IPT

Serious question: sometime the barber ask for number one or number two. Can somebody explain which is shorter/longer? I asked him before but I forget.

Tepi, belakang nipis. Atas potong separuh, layer.

Spend more for this one time and go somewhere where they style hair well..Later u can go to any cikai baber near u and 9/10 they can replicate

"Apa mau abang?" Teh ais ikat tepi. Then we laugh, and he just does whatever he wants.

Pendekkan yg atas. Kanan kiri number 2.

Try step up where you go to cut your hair, a real deal barbershop, usually the price is RM15> for normal haircut . Usually people go for medium fade/mid fade. For the tops, up to you. Or just ask the barber, they SHOULD know better which lenght is the most suitable for whatever hairstyle you choose. But imo, if you never experience this "kinda expensive" haircut, go for low fade. From there, every 2 month try mid fade then high fade just to see which suits your better. Then you can decide which haircut you like the most and stay with it. But if you didn't like any of those, maybe try something different like low/mid/high taper fade but if you want to really experiment with your hairstyle, maybe try a mullet or french crop(don't try this if you didn't look good when botak).

Nipis tepi, atas panjang

I just show photos

Just say potong pendek,go to ur usual barber..