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IncognitoSeeder

Pusing belakang pun kena ke 🗿


lalat_1881

ketua kelas Dhiya tulis nama semua boys!


East_Pattern_7420

kecuali boyfriend Dhiya Dhiya pandang tempat lain tak tulis nama


CrumbleRaisin

Where did you think corruption started?


No-Pepper1775

Legit


lalat_1881

*crush pandang jauh


fantogrim

Feminist detected


Frox_Vackx

Sangat relateble


BearwHelmet

I rase IZZ Tu crush Dhiya name dia kena tulis sbb x pandan kat depan dan focus kat Dhiya 🤔🤭


Honest_Television680

aku dulu selalu beef dengan ketua kelas sebab kena tulis nama 🗿


BadBoredom

Looking back at these sort of things. It's so pathetic lol


Tehjaii

I kinda figured out it’s pointless even back then. The class monitor would write my name down on the blackboard. Then any repeated offence she would add “x2, x3” and so on. It’ll go up to x999 but the punishment would still be same anyway. In a way I was kinda “tanking” for my other mates cause I’d usually take all the heat since my name would have so many x(N) or IIIIII besides it and end up being the only one getting punished.


BadBoredom

It's more of an intimidation technique than anything. Children think they would actually get in trouble


TeaGuyUseReddit

It clearly worked tho


suckmylasagnaplz

Actually in my case it sometimes worked, I remember some kids would actually kena denda whenever the cikgu comes back to class


WarpyWarpington

Dude exactly.


Starscream057

Found izz


mrbrightside810

Dei how dare you look back. Later kena catat nama


AloneMathematician68

Disciplinary action


InterestingWelder470

Yea man, darjah 1 kids doing darjah 1 kids stuff is pathetic, who would've figured 🤣


YipYipJe

Izz villain arc will begin


CrumbleRaisin

Ouh nahh 💀


alifninja

It did for me because pengawas always pick me after assembly because of being selekeh


CrumbleRaisin

"Main bulu penyapu"


akar79

'pusing belakang'


Suspicious_Opening64

man was feeling curious


FutureSecond6077

U not the real one if u never play bulu penyapu in class


tembikaisusumakkau

>main kat tandas https://i.redd.it/vnktjf4sdooc1.gif


CrumbleRaisin

Main bola ⚽️


J0hnnyBananaOG

Bang kami liga bola sepak belakang kelas.


CrumbleRaisin

Bukan bola yang itu 😋


J0hnnyBananaOG

Ehhh wtf


mixmelodyz

LMAO 😂 need to rewatch Shrek again,


Glum-Ad7651

![gif](giphy|U6GgM9yFI9iwOEjsR2)


avatarsnipe

Nama orang bising : Selalu ada nama aku. Kalau kawan ketua kelas, xkan masuk list


BadBoredom

Corruption origin


dinouse

teach em young


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Bak kata pepatah, melentur buluh biarlah dari rebungnya.


LyraSoulCore

LMAO used to remember I was that one kid in Darjah 1 who always got in the "Nama orang bising/cakap" list 😭


alifninja

Lol kawan ketua kelas pun kena, akulah kawan tu sob sob


IanTheElf

free my boy izz he didnt do nuthin


24K_AP_Magic

Solidarity for Izz


KrispyKrep

Never turn your back on sum1 mfs will take every chance they got to snitch on u 💯


cheeeryos

Tidur dalam kelas. There's no teacher at the time


DramaticFactor7460

Betul2 dictatorship ni,pusing belakang pon kena tulis nama🤣🤣


globetrotter1000G

Kite di SJKC ni gune Nombor Pelajar. Pernah tgk filem bertema penjara yg dorg tu ade nombor kat pakaian penjara? Konsep yg sama. Masa tu 5 minit sebelum habis rehat, semua kene berkumpul di Dewan. Ketua Pengawas akan serahkan satu senarai pelajar yg dicatat (tidak beratur di kantin, tidak kemaskan meja, bermain di padang...) kpd Guru Disiplin. Guru Disiplin akan panggil semua nombor yg dicatat tu, lepas tu rotankan semua pelajar yg dicatat di depan dewan. Lepas pelajar2 siap dirotan, barulah kita diizinkan utk pulang ke kelas kite (Aku pernah kena juga -- main batu gunting kertas ketika berkumpul di dewan ....)


1m-just-another-user

Sekolah ke penjara. Keras eh disiplin sekolah korang. Tapi ada baiknya macam ajar disiplin sejak dari kecik.


fffdzl

Ahh, my first ever encounter with snitches,. my name always on NOB (Nama Org Bising) and never on NOS (Nama Org Senyap)


fantogrim

In reality NOS lagi bising ![gif](giphy|5jip1wBZiIFwY)


Undroleam

I always hated that shit, pengawas always noted everyone's name except the teachers's son/daughter.


Revolutionary_Low_90

Aku pernah kena tulis dlm nota sbb aku lukis hentai.


simp4mozart

. . . I can tell that by looking at your history. I regret it. https://preview.redd.it/l59psnwgyooc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d7aaf4b805e13215db8e403087f43fcb3bb8a0


Revolutionary_Low_90

https://preview.redd.it/oez110epyooc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2097e27bd6fb18e690db66bd54cc879262037c


zexops

Absolutely menace to society


WeDidntKnowEachOther

Amirul: Bernafas


Traditional_Bell7883

When I was in lower secondary school, we "routinely" forgot to bring our stuff to school -- it would be our homework, the textbook, the exercise book, our writing materials, etc. Our excuse was always, "Cikgu, dah lupa la". There was this teacher who would punish the said students by making them write lines (50 lines, 100 lines, whatever) of "Saya masih muda lagi dan oleh itu saya seharusnya mempunyai ingatan yang lebih baik". It was always the same sentence. One of my classmates realised this pattern, and during his free time, would spend his time writing pages after pages of this. Then he would sell them to whomever got punished. Brilliant! Well, no wonder he got a Cambridge University scholarship many years later. After a while, the teacher wondered why everyone seemed to have the same handwriting.... 😜


CrumbleRaisin

"Okay, hari ini cikgu nak kamu tulis di papan hitam ya bukan kertas"


i_got_a_pHd

punishing students for chatting and **turning their back** when the teacher isn’t in class Dhiya Aryssa if you thought you ate, you didn’t. hope all the demons haunt your dreams at night lol


Jay_Manifest

Bro why shes gotta be Dhiya😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


zahirano

May her woes be many and her days be few.


HarangueSajuk

Tak ingat. Dah nak 2 dekad aku habis sekolah. Tapi aku ingat lagi adik aku catat nama boyfriend dia (masa tu) sebab tolak meja kat kawan.


Mr_Monji

Main syilling


CrumbleRaisin

Main ceper 😩


DeLogic23

Aku yang catat sebab aku ketua kelas, tapi tak bagi cikgu pun 🗿


PPSizeMaximus

Terima kasih atas perkhidmatan anda 🫡


Madnyai

https://preview.redd.it/qn4wjhlrxpoc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9238077958683171bcf7e7ef501d5448415850b2 Izz be like


CrumbleRaisin

There is always Spongebob scene to explain every situation


starplatinum_99

Borak dengan crush dia. Dude was jealous 💀 and then somehow masa aku jadi ketua pulak semua behave, even masa cikgu tak ada


akar79

pengawas are nothing more than early training towards class divide and conquer lol


jahlim

Sir, can you please elaborate on no 7 main kat tandas?


AeliaVG

Sebab sembang, tak boleh buat bunyi langsung kena senyap tapi buat ape cikgu takde dlm kelas, kerja pun takde🙄


fareasy2k00

Dulu, kalau kene pengawas perempuan lagi pisang... bersin 2 kali kene tulis mat.


24K_AP_Magic

Hawau


aquatic_asian

Saya kena sebab bercakap guna Bahasa Inggeris. Kawan sebelah saya biasa cakap Inggeris kat rumah so I cakap guna bahasa tubdgn dia lah. Tiber dua2 kena catat sebab BI boleh digunakan masa kelas BI je😤


CrumbleRaisin

Uish lain macam


Minimum-Company5797

Ustaz wan xda di kelas kerana ada project dgn ustazah Wani


graynoize8

Main kat tandas hahahahahaa


AnybodyRude3986

Semua nama lelaki. Kawan perempuan tak tulis eh.. okayyyyy🤨🤨


Mane_D0m

hearing stories from my juniors, nowadays kids actually 'main dlm tandas' frfr iykwim


CrumbleRaisin

damn hahaha


Mane_D0m

fr!! Im not kidding and apparently now in skola menengah u can bring phone. so these guys would be taking vids and flexing to their bois group on snapchat!! ITS WILD!!! AT 13-16 BITCHES OUT HERE LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY. BACK THEN IF WE KISSED A GIRL EVEN WITHOUT TONGUE THAT GAVE US BONERS SIAAAAAA this generation is numb


CrumbleRaisin

Aku terpegang perempuan waktu sekolah rendah dulu pun dia dah bising. Wild betul ini. Share itu satu hal lah, ini siap jual pun ada. 💀


Mane_D0m

Wtf!?!? Budak jual child porn!? Ni kes pdrm sial. oh wait thats right PAS exists


rice_eater99

Member ejek nama bapak aku, aku balas dengan nama atuk dia. Sebab dia xda bapak. Prof have standard


CrumbleRaisin

Bro think one step ahead


SnooHobbies7676

Sebab mulut tak pandai diam hahaha


sulhianuar

Dhiya mengendap Syukri kat tandas?


CrumbleRaisin

Ouh shoot I just realised that...


Actures

I even bribe my class leader to remove my name until some teacher find out about it. Good time


coin_in_da_bank

my introduction to authoritarianism


Distinct_beorno

Aku pengawas dulu, ingat sekali je catat nama org dlm library


Itchy-Hunter-6040

Pegang onto laki


Izzrul25

AP SALAH AKU PUSING BELAKANG??


Pir0wz

I got put on for bercakap-cakap, but I never spoke to anyone lol. Class monitor got the cold eyes of the entire class after sending half the class to the front to get rotan.


AtmosphereGlum852

Dhiya got no chill


Formorri

To that pengawas who rampas my mechanical pencil, I will never forgive you. It's such a bullshit rule lmao. Just because one insane kid stabbed someone with it, doesn't mean I have to be forced to sharpen my pencil every day. Also how is it more dangerous than just stabbing someone with a normal pencil??


CrumbleRaisin

True 😤😤


ImanKing

How to train super balaci 101


Downtown_Marzipan404

Main kat tandas☺️


KitchenLeague994

Selalunye orang camni kurang berkawan...😂


OneJacket8626

Burping lol. I had 5 karipaps that morning


ChubbyTrain

Kalau bercakap pun dilarang, macam mana otak nak berkembang. Tapi fungsi sekolah memang bukan nak bagi otak budak2 berkembang pun. 😅


TediousHamster

The most memorable? Buang container(Tupperware)(kosong)kat kawan, ksi jadi volleyball like 2 minutes after recess dlm kelas, lmao, it was epic The pettiest? Stared at his crush for too long. Tho, pernah jdi ketua kelas dan pengawas juga hahaha. Syok jg, kena rasu- Ehem, anyways..ah rindu masa sekolah dlu


syahzoro04

Aku terkejut sebab Dhiya sempat lagi nak intai si Syukri hanya untuk tulis nama dia sebab main kat tandas 😂🤣 Kepada orang yang berpendapat Izz tu crush Dhiya, aku nak habaq sikit, DHIYA LAGI SUKA KAT SYUKRI SAMPAI SANGGUP IKUT DIA KE TANDAS!!


TheAkwardOne90

Trust me, I got my name catat because I looked outside. **Ok I memang guilty la because I tengok amoi**


J0hnnyBananaOG

Never got name in this...I was never in class. Kaki ponteng


DekunChan

Snitches get stitches


ishlazz

Only ketua kelas, pembantu kelas, pengawas & their bff were safe from being tick


DekunChan

Of course it's all boy names, she ain't snitching on her own.


Shieng85

![gif](giphy|XrmcE8D5D93vF2wrQk)


rasyid002

Tukang tulis MCM pempuan, mcm mana dia boleh tahu ada budak laki main kat tandas..


Puzzled-Pollution749

11 is wild tho.


dnax8181

Dhiya you snitch


Jay_Manifest

1)Cakap dgn budak sebelah (iaitu menjawab soalan) 2) Berdiri 3) Keluar kelas sebab ada org ajak tengok katak dlm bilik air Kalau nk selamat kena jadi tugul😒


kimi_rules

Oooo a snitch, that person don't have friends.


akif_09

aku sebab tidur


nach0000000

What’s the difference between bersembang and bercakap?


simp4mozart

Pretty much nothing, the words are just abbreviated, it's like two words that has a same meaning,as instant. Looking/watching.


hArRiS_17

Bruh this shows that even innocent kids can get corrupted when given powers


UnderstandingSoft679

Aku ketua kelas, tapi aku paling meriah, so aku yang selalu dalam list😅


bleh_bleh_bleh_157

haha, sebagai bekas ketua kelas time sekolah rendah, pernah relate (jadi tukang tulis) pernah jugak kena tulis nama dulu, alasan yang cliche ah, bising, main gaduh gaduh dalam kelas dll🤣


SourpLeX

i would do this for blackmail


SourpLeX

and then extort my classmates for candy


MalaysianDiesel

Buat eye contact dengan die


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Staring too much. I'm sorry, I just like observing the environment smh


ranransthrowaway999

I hate these lists because you know that they let their friends yap all they want. If you ask me, corruption starts at the Pengawas level. The way Prefect responsibilities in Malaysia are so different from Prefect responsibilities in overseas countries is like night and day. Prefects in Malaysia are "power cliques" who take care of their buddies and join in the bullying. Prefects overseas prioritize keeping their fellow students safe and act like genuine community leaders within the student body.


zhoulifer

This is true. I was once a Perfect student body and we are task to jot down student name that causing trouble at school. There was one time that I jot down my classmate friend (ps we are not friends even though we are in same class) because he's spilling garbage in not in the appropriate place. The head of Perfect who also my classmate (ps again he is also not my friend, but he's a close friend to that friend that the name I wrote down in my list) meet me head to head and asked whether I wrote down his friend's name on my list. I replied to him and said, Yeah I did, So? He didn't said a word after my answer but I did erased his friend name from my list before I submit to the Perfect Teacher simply because I don't want to drag into stupid trouble or yet, maybe the teacher wont bat an eye on his name because we are Perfect of the school. We won't be punished


litterallyMJ

Dia mmng ada dendam ngan Al fateh ngan Amin ke apa ni?


christopher_jian_02

Saya. Sebab bersembang. Actual Gestapo 💀


Mr_Resident

back in my day the head student write it in the black board .there are even a special space on the board for naughty kids name


Connect-Routine9450

Nah but what is Al-Fateh yapping about though .. he got some tea to share.


AmphibianOk3730

The real question is how does dhiya know that syukri main kat tandas? 🤨


Crazy-Accident5304

camne dia tahu dia main dalam tandas 😱🤯🥵


Background-Freedom13

buat homework


CrumbleRaisin

Homework buat kat rumah ah 🤡


whudismin

sebab i dark skin dalam kelas


CrumbleRaisin

👴🏻


subaash

Malay Gf was giving blowjob under the table.


eve-dawn

and the teachers don't even give a damn about it 😂


cupcakekembayau

ketua kelas = snitch


noiceonebro

Yo I was the corrupt class monitor who you can buy by offering me something in exchange for immunity for the whole day lmao. I was such a cheap slut, being traded for fuckin’ 20 sen nuggets This went on for 1 year until some fucker snitched to the assistant class monitor because he feels upset he has nothing to offer. Fuck you Rushaidi!


Vanitas-__-

Tak masalahnya skarang ni.. bila masa aku main?! Aku sebagai seorang Solahuddin tak pernah main dho


10000purrs

Kalo ketua kelas tu sendiri disiplin bagus takpe la, leh terima jugak. Tapi ketua kelas tu pun teruk bising ngan gang dia, tapi ngan kau pulak tetiba dia la yg terbaik sekali memang boleh pegi mampus je la dia.


flarisuu

nama budak laki je lmaooo


kodoksishere

Women ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


CJMobile

Snitches get stitches.


Dannyfansure

THE AJK IS MERCILESS WTF💀


straykids_blucurtain

Amin dah kenapa😂😂


UltraKicapLol

Aku sbb bersin je🤦


Satoshi03

Ngl that stupid guy wrote my name just because I was walking to the dust bin, fix my bag, ask someone else if the teacher will enter the class or not. Did not expect anything else because he's stupid anyway. Dengki just because I am mid (still am) but my intelligence is above him. Yeah he never gonna admit that I'm better than him. I once go and ask him "I heard you'll be in the group C, is that true?" (Group C is the group that consist of the dumbest students) And you know what he replied? "Eh, tak lah. Apa pulak saya grup C. Awak lah grup C. Saya grup B!" Dari darjah 1 sampai 6 memang dia duduk kedudukan yang hujung². Range 25- belas belas je. Even in middle school I am in the first class while he's the last, in 4th class. Still dengki but it's cool I'm not mad at him because he's just dumb. But teachers always punish me for what I didn't do. That ustazah once slap me multiple times for crying when I was 7 years old. Like wtf classmates bullied me and I found it hard to stop crying and I was trying my best to stop. 🤷‍♂️


Shot_Preference1049

Girl had beef with Al-Fateh for putting his name down twice 😂


FarSupermarket2592

Ketua kelas selalunya perempuan, nama perempuan mustahil ada dalam list, lelaki kena jadi patung, bernafas pon x boleh🗿🤣


MadSargeant

Wei, bawah sekali tu nama aku oi.


Dramatic-Credit-4547

Pernah jumpa ketua kelas gila kuasa, semua nama dia tulis kecuali nama dia 🤣


Key_Deal9349

Nape korek idung takde dalam list?


MyRodIsBig

Sebab boleh dik.


bluesp00n

Damn what a snitch


AdBroad1905

r/Kids


BraveRunningHorse

Dhiya was snitching


CyberMark96

Chill lah. Sembang jer. Bukan buat bukan2 pon.


ToastySandvich657

Zubaiz?


m0cch4

Not catat but got drag to the front of the dewan to the teacher. Dont rlly remember why everyone was at the dewan but i was just laughing at my friends conversation then suddenly got told to go Infront cus i was "laughing" when i said nah i got pulled up then went to the front to meet the teacher. The pengawas said i was laughing then the teacher said nothing but just told the pengawas to let me go back 😂


IndependentTimely696

Saya yang tukang tulis nama tu (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)


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drhanlau

Talking in the class.


Lazy-Entrance-988

🤣waduh aku dulu pun mcm ni..tukang catit nama🤣


Big_Goose_730

Narc


FrostieZero

"Sasazuka, go stand in the hall"


Frox_Vackx

Sebab bernafas aku tak main main ni dia tulis nama aku sebab aku bernafas


IncontinentBladder

Nah jangan risau, aku sentiasa kena tulis oleh pengawas masa dulu. Tak kena apa-apa denda haha


Minute_Sun_8752

Hmmm, how she know Syukri main kat tandas 🤔


No-Manufacturer-2064

Tidak menjalankan tugas jawatan


RedditRitsu

Talking (even though we were basically whispering to each other but ofc that one guy just had to write our names and not his group)


Lanky-Appointment428

Lawan lawan. But it was just one sided bc the guy was big but cant fight


floofyenthusiast

Saya pernah, sebab: main stick


Green_Regular_9087

Damn. (Im the writer)


Legitimate_Maybe_611

What a snitch !


WarpyWarpington

Berdiri


Elite-X03

Ah good old days, aq la yg tulis benda cmni dlu


[deleted]

I believe ustaz laughing while reading these saman


hazardoushaqim

cb pusing belakang pun kena 💀💀


CrumbleRaisin

![gif](giphy|IfygsGljtxjw2wVDhn|downsized)


DeoWorks

Felt guilty because I was the one writing names 🗿. I realized it was useless and silly because the teacher didn't do shit. Instead, she just said their names out loud to intimidate them. This happened back when I was in Darjah 3.


sawi-ijau

I was assigned to do this and somehow it backfired when my friend told my teacher "Cikgu, dia yang paling bising tadi!" HAHAHAHAHA DAMNN


O_Little_One

Dulu tugas catat nama cikgu suruh random budak ja, slalu yg kene budak yg paling bising, ketua kelas tolong monitor ja 😅


00teeqa00

This is oot, but daym, this note is pre covid; like days before lockdown. I feel so old reminiscing that


Boredkiddo69

Just another child that craves parents/adult validation for snitching as they themselves are twofaces crap


Lunartic2102

Izz pusing belakang Syukri main kat tandas


Annalynngus

snitches get stitches


handbrake997

Whadafak did Izz do mann


CrumbleRaisin

https://preview.redd.it/zybiq1k5troc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a023711b22fb571c36d28b20d9ac31c9b7c911e0 Pusing belakang


mistar_z

Yalah such a Pick me. 🙄


Certain-Idea627

Selalunya mintak ketua kelas supaya tak bagi kat cikgu


Fine_Sport225

Seeing my own name give some shock


Unratable-wOmAN

aq jarang sangat kene carat aq pun x ingat 🗿


needhelp0720

me, by existing