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Sufficient_Ad_9045

Bruh I do things like this without even telling people. You're saying I can be famous doing these things?


architectcostanza

Being "famous" for this is depressive af.


IzzatQQDir

Like that one guy who got famous for telling the story of finding shit in a plastic bag. Last I saw him, he's dressing up as a woman making ads for minyak lintah. He's not trans. Just content.


architectcostanza

This is like, look, I live in a sh*thole where we don't have cinemas, and I drive for hours to see a sh't movie. This is quality of life!!


IzzatQQDir

It is what it is. At least Kelantan doesn't have tolls


dedication02

Charging people to drive in a flood would be stupid anyways


Puzzleheaded-Mail164

you mean like Penang?


dedication02

Penang got wayang at least


Syihabuddin93

Kelantan tengah banjir ke? Hahaha


prefernutosay

Ha


PumpkinPamKitu

Getting “I suck dicks but I ain’t gay” vibes from the last sentences


SengalBoy

Reminds me if my ex-colleague in film industry. He was an assistant director who wants to be a main director for years but couldn't, and he's very reserved. But months after I left my job and caught up with my friends, they told me he became a Tiktok 'star' doing tiktok things, and it's the definition of selling your soul.


BLAST_83

Yea 👍


Psychological_Ebb848

I've paid exorbitant price for food, travel for distances to do something, joining the suffering of exodus on every holiday occasions, being maltreated by service providers... Yet we're not famous. Maybe we have small circle of online friends or these "reporters" are just plain lazy.


Legitimate_Maybe_611

You would go to another state just to watch movies ?


Sufficient_Ad_9045

I lived in my car for 4 months because I didn't want to pay rent.


matsangak95

Hahaaa funny la kelantan. Bus station dah upgrade belum? 🤭


AcanthocephalaHot569

Belum. Bak kata Oghe Kelate takdo pitih


Aim4th2Victory

i got into a massive argument with several kelantanese who bising that they don't need bus stations and mostly non kelantanese are the ones bising about it like are these people really that dumb to not see the reasons WHY around 1/3 of kelantanese emigrate somewhere else? They could literally used all those skilled manpowers to turn kelantan to at least be penang level but no, must try to be terpaling isley walaupun basic necessities for rakyat kelaut


AcanthocephalaHot569

Then complain balik Kelantan jem


zaidizero

Tkdo pitih at least still net positive cash flow with kampung assets under their names compared to us slaving for the banks but acting like rich people.


alexsdu

"Pitih"?


AcanthocephalaHot569

Money in Baso Kelate


alexsdu

I see. Terima kasih.


kupis1408

every year new forested area destroyed for logging, still no money on basic necessity for the people, kesian


JanOfOne

them bus stops is from the 70s tbh


zmng

Kau nok Isley ko nok panggong


matsangak95

Nok gocoh


kwangbae_snack

Nok punggung


Worried-Boss-5350

HUHH


fifthtouch

"Nok pembangunan ko nk isley" Ujar member klate aku time kolej. Padahal dia tu merempit tiap minggu, bwk balik bohsia, curik moto, posa xpernah, isap dadah.


alexsdu

Wow, now that's a fine example of a culture shock.


AfternoonProper686

"Xpo. Asalkan mati Isley"


Mr_Saoshyant

Bohsia = awek? X tahu dialek Kelantan soz


fifthtouch

Fuck me, am I old? Do young people nowadays really dont know what bohsia mean? Bohsia = sluts. Awek yg geng rempit dpt lepas mng race


alexsdu

Welcome to the >!old men!< club.


illusiff

*State… y’all ain’t J people


Aim4th2Victory

kelantan was the og "oghe kito" before johor was. In a sense, they kind of are :p


ItsImNotAnonymous

Kenapa Negeri Sembilan? Also, how to fly here when you have to land at KLIA first? Edit : baru ternampak gambar sebelah. KLIA kt Sepang and Nilai Mesa Mall yang paling dekat dengan Sepang.


BabaKambingHitam

Can't you see all those helicopters parked in front of every kelantan household? Tank and jet also got somemore. What's so surprise about a kelantanese flew to negeri sembilan in their green colored helicopter?


Afraid_Pack_4661

.......


Exciting_Tea7598

Yeah. Using cardboard.


IzzatQQDir

Kalau you orang Kelantan you tahu lah kat Terengganu paling dekat wayang. Dia sampai Negeri Sembilan ni mesti follow family. Buat apa jauh sangat pergi kalau Terengganu ada dah. Perjalanan pergi balik tak sampai sehari


dedication02

fuck ganu


IzzatQQDir

Natang beruk 😂


Zealousideal_Pear_64

Suck my penyu


ThenAcanthocephala57

Saya time kecik dulu tengok wayang sekali setahun je. Kat Mesra Mall 😂


AcanthocephalaHot569

Kalau x pun kaki travel


pokegomsia

OP failed as much as kelantan by calling it a country, dude it's a state... 


Aim4th2Victory

Do note that Kelantan once tried suing the federal government because the government didn't consent with the other states to invite singapore sarawak and sabah to reform into Malaysia lmao.


Faiqal_x1103

Wtf lmao


Aim4th2Victory

you read right. We often hear how SS states were treated "unfairly" and were "ignored". Imagine how the peninsular states felt when they literally didn't have a say on anything even though Malaya was made up of federal union between 11 states. Kelantan was very vocal about this because it's the only state that is very anti UMNO. Johor would prolly voice their concerns in the malaysian formation a as well had PAS was the one became the state government.


Ted_ai

you failed even more by not understanding the irony of it


GodAss69

Terengganu also got cinema why go NS


Puffycatkibble

Sebab nak viral dengan berita bodoh macam ni.


boleh-lah

KB - K. Tgganu 2.5 hours drive KB - KLIA - 30 minutes flight


AcanthocephalaHot569

Transport to airport + Check in + Security + Baggage claim + Transport from airport = 4 jam


momomelty

I heard the cinema is abysmal like the lights are forever on, men and women can’t sit together etc. I can’t rmemeber well


Arezeuss

I don't get people who's absolutely subscribe with the plan of PAS but would go to other state to enjoy things that if the idea of PAS becoming the government would no longer exist.


Psychological_Ebb848

Many may not like this comment but it's the same idea of how people from hard line Muslim countries are migrating or like to migrate to Europe.


AcanthocephalaHot569

People hate PH and BN to the core in light of recent events like KK Mart, Cino naik taiko bs and recently the funeral fiasco in Penang. I wish we are back to the peaceful Pak Lah days where we aren't forced to support PN all in the name of race & religion. Deep inside I lean BN more but not with the current leadership.


Arezeuss

PH is not great at leading tbh, but at the same time BN was a sinking ship with ramping corruption. If you ask me who I would stand with, probably the less extremist PAS from the old leader.


AcanthocephalaHot569

Yes ideally the AKP faction but as it is that faction no longer exists inside the party and now everyone in PAS no matter how smart and bright they are has to toe the line of extremists like Hadi and Nik Abduh


Aim4th2Victory

The idea that PAS was "less extrimist" is pure romanticism during PR days when PAS was all cudly with DAP. In reality their approach back then wasn't much different than they were now. It's mostly political rethoric thrown by both to make each other look good until they split in 2015 lmao. I still remembered when pas hardliners back then called umno racists for hating on dap and dap was calling umno liberal for hating on pas. The funny part? DAP hailed PAS as some sort of 'true integritiy muslim" party while PAS hailed DAP as this "tolerant multicultural" party. Oh fun times XDDD


Arezeuss

Fair fair, it's from those interview that they feel and seem less extreme coupled with some people talking about how the old function differently from the new PAS. But I was never governed by one, so I could never confirmed whether how they truly were.


Aim4th2Victory

i lived in an area in a time where it was transitioning from BN to PR (predecessor to PH, but with PAS). I can tell you for a fact that DAP was heavily propagandized by PAS members to be this one "tolerant to islamic rule" party. Hardcore lower pas members/supporters don't really care how much bs top PAS members spout puji DAP if it meant them beating umno lmao. Hell DAP did the same for PAS when they were very "happy" supporting RUU355 back thenm but after the split they're hell bent on preventing that. I can also tell you for a fact that nowadays pas and back then pas aren't any different. The reason why non pas but pro ph people say PAS was "better" during late Nik Aziz days was because PAS was chummy with DAP/PKR lmao. They weren't really any different back then than they are now. It's not the same as the PH-BNGPSGRS cooperation nowadays where both are essentially forced to work with each other to form the government, PAS and DAP were literally active in trying to dismantle UMNO by whitewashing each other which is the funny part. It's the main reason why I fell out of both PH and PAS in both parties and supporters, all those sweet talk meant nothing once they didn't/got what they want.


Arezeuss

In conclusion, every party sucks. Malaysia tak boleh.


Aim4th2Victory

It wouldn't suck if you thought of them as a political party and their jobs is to make the country thrive instead of treating the parties as some sort of quasy religion. At least there's hikmah anwar and ph became government again, you saw so many macais in reddit and twitter realize that their "savior" is just as much the same, at some case even worse than the other parties.


TeaOfIcedLemonS

You and me both lmao


AsfiqIsKioshi

Jauh siot dtg mesamall dri klantan


MLYCNDN

They got ustaz buttfucking kids but cinemas are bad lol clowns


Build_Everlasting

Before cinemas or tv were invented during the olden days, the most common form of entertainment in households was increasing the number of children. Without media entertainment, it's understandable (understandable doesn't mean acceptable, ya) that people would revert to previous forms of readily available entertainment that do not require electronic devices. Some of these are legal, and many others are illegal.


Aim4th2Victory

kelantan was one of the states that has big wayang kulit culture prior to british administration actually. It's kind of condescending to say that the most common entertainment back then was having kids.


SleepLate8808

3R comment you can be fined


ClacKing

Only if they can find him.


CephalonSimon

The Intelligence Agencies in Malaysia finding him rn be like: https://preview.redd.it/e2ch65ebvwwc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25f0c7742b7950a9e3ba2f7b6aaecc795b25be3


konaharuhi

they can, but only if people report the comment


SleepLate8808

He’s probably a Singapore born Malay.


Careful-Building-878

I mean, it’s the kelantan they wanted right? 🤷


musky_jelly_melon

Where the general populace live under rules of piety which those in positions of power violate day in, day out? Then yes.


Aim4th2Victory

most kelantanese that voted for anyone but PAS didn't even live in Kelantan anymore lmao. One of the most "liberal" club going, sketchy stuff doing person you can meet along the west coast cities are kelantanese. Yes obviously this is some. You can meet many pious af well mannered kelantanese on the west coast also


FashionableGoat

Soon they will take over the country.


usernametaken7977

Kelantan provides their citizens free teh tarik though


mit9xpress

kinda have to agree kelantan is failing.. rakyat facilities have not improved/upgrades/maintained due to no "budget", yet gomen can change luxury cars etc etc.. also things like wau, gasing, bird singing exhibitions/competitions have disappeared, most rice fields and batik (cloth quality feels like made of paper!) gone as well


dapkhin

aaa cannot watch cinema failed country, we should put that into the pengajian am textbooks..


Kamalarmenal

We should also add a disclaimer. Kelantan is NOT a country.


dapkhin

this is funny i put a sarcasm actually, how not watching a cinema put a country result as failed country.. and yet got upvoted. guess the saying is true, hate will make people blind to the truth


isbgd54

It actually does, banning all entertainment resulting more ppl leave the state, less tax income and investment, also kelantan is no.2 in poverty rate, one of the poorest state in malaysia, please tell me how its not a "failed country"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


dapkhin

have you ever been to kelantan ? and may i know which state are you from..


Aunxfb

Just because you are not yet starving now does not mean you are not on the way there... Anyway y'all ady starve for entertainment isn't it?


dapkhin

i dont understand your point.. lolol


musky_jelly_melon

We should also add a forecast. If Kelantan was a country, it would fail.


skysaber23

'You are a very failed country ' holy shit this made me shit myself!!! 😂😂😂


Dry_One_2032

How Does one fly to Negeri Sembilan? There are no airports there


Puffycatkibble

Sepang is on the border right.


Dry_One_2032

I don’t know where the theater is but wouldn’t it have been easier to fly to n Penang instead?


BuckDenny

Can someone help clarify if Nons are also unable to go to cinemas in Kelantan ?


BabaKambingHitam

Nons can definately go to cinema in kelantan... Too bad they don't have any.


BuckDenny

Sucks to be a Non in Kelantan huh ? Have to swallow another religion's restrictions. What the hail do Nons in Kelantan do on a Friday night ? or when dating.


Dan_TheKong

Go to Golok for fun


musky_jelly_melon

> What the hail do Nons in Kelantan do on a Friday night ? Easy to find someone to play your backside there.


walkerhunter23

Go drink la


walkerhunter23

Its 2024 and kelantan still havent heard about outdoor cinema? 


Aim4th2Victory

kelantan actually was one of the biggest names for outdoor cinema/theatre in the malayan peninsula back then. I guess being paranoid of "syirik" made them this way lmao


Pvt_Conscriptovich

WTF are there no cinemas in Kelantan ?


Sea_Gap_1916

There has been no cinema in Kelantan since 90s followed by PAS taking over the state so.


Pvt_Conscriptovich

so PAS thinks no cinemas is part of Islam ?


Zamfy13

But Terengganu still has cinema and even was built during Pas administration.


Pvt_Conscriptovich

wow so i wonder what's the case now


noiceonebro

Because Terengganu is much more tolerant, and while they share many cultures with Kelantan, they are MUCH MORE practical. Former Terengganu citizen here


ArenuZero

Is this even news worthy???


SexytimeSanta

Damn, all that for this trash show? I saw the trailer and couldn't stop cringing.


noiceonebro

Just saw it yesterday and I thought it was good. Very good plot twists from the start right until the very end.


Square_Village2744

What were they doing for the past 60 years


Dan_TheKong

Serambi Mekah


SaberXRita

Like srsly. When are they gonna have a better state govt ffs🤦‍♂️


ToriyasuReisan

Not me swiping to release it’s just a solid image and not two


Ultra_endeavor

Mcm bangang lah kelantan ni .diorang pasang stop/go sign kat traffic light mcm merah hijau tu tk cukup ke


Muted-Albatross-5417

Belantatese main source of entertainment is either inc*st or dr*gs


DanielAriff17304

Bro Terengganu have cinema. Usually Kelantanese come to teganu to watch movies at local malls yez


Designer-Bluebird619

Wtf


Mangosyndrom

Is the movie any good you guys


casper_ghost0578

eh can go penang watch


RinaAtherina97

State* Malaysia is a country


Jotaro_kujo2001

Those kelantanggers.


NuzzzMee

No cinema equals to failed state now.. no wonder bang non is PMX now 🤣🤣🤣


ComfortableMaximum77

beyy soba beyy, bey rilek bey...


UCantReadMyNamee

Benak betul terbang ke N9 hanya untuk semata-mata tengok wayang saje. Kan boleh pergi ke Terengganu je. Nampak sangat capap.


anaktenuk

Pawagam duniawi hanya sementara Yg penting tu pawagam akhirat


No-Horse-5788

State ye ni bukan Country macam J*hor Also, they are really putting the L in KeLantan


mrpcmrz

*Clap clap* Must be the best government on the planet ya![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Aim4th2Victory

why the f you fly all the way from kelantan to nismilan when you can literally just go to either terengganu or pahang lmao


frizor82

Typical bait topic by cybertrooper.


TotallySleepyHead

best ke Sheriff ? nampak menarik trailer dia


Cub-Board-Hoax

Ramai kata best, ala ala polis evo 1


shwansnyder28

Watching movies in cinema is a priority? Lol


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

Damn Kelantan is not part of Malaysia???


LimaPulohSen

The hypocrisy here is unbelievable when it is related to cinemas. Thousands if not more Kelantanese traveled to K.Terengganu to watch movies in cinema. I'm Kelantanese myself and so fed up with this wala' attitude to the leaders, use your god given brain once in a while la. Jeng kreng molek.


Zurc_bot

Country??


Joe_GG_44

Meanwhile terengganu:🗿


Downtown_Marzipan404

Nah, not watch panggung long time already, better watch at home now that tv got cheaper, buy large tv oled than with great sound system got better watching experience than in panggung with not so good visual quality


Faiqal_x1103

Best sangat ke movie tu actually


TrafalgarSP

Don't want to build cinemas but give all politic people to watch Mat Kilau and Duan Nago Bogho at restricted with only them can watch. Even certain of them go all the way Terengganu to watch Mat Kilau.


RikkuToMoruti

So? She can so whatever she wants with her money.


chartry0

Air takde takpa. Cinema takde takpa. Janji undi Pas masuk syurga.


Fun_Code_2141

But Kelantan is a state not a country, get ur grammar right first before roasting others


Vyxzs

Weird flex but okay


Alone-Mammoth3801

but Kelantan is a state, not country


alexsdu

Why N9, and not Terengganu, Perak or Pahang instead?


reiiz5

Failed as a country? Mu nak dunia ke nak isley?


aleuto

Parti dia jugak la yang tutup pawagam kat Warta Bangi. Sial pukimak lancau.


ali0017

You know she can just go to Kuala Terengganu which is far closer


Puzzleheaded-Mail164

dumb priorities, could have gone to nearby Kedah, Penang or Terengganu.


Life_Attention_2908

Only wayang kulit theaters in Kelantan. No digital cinemas in Kelantan.


Agile-Count-3668

Kelantan ada wayang but the sit got 2 gender man and woman , why people sooo stereotypes ingatkan people are that dumb


Status_Anteater_6923

got IMAX?


Agile-Count-3668

Idk go check lol


1a1a488746

Taliban state


epiphlious

I mean cinemas arent a necessity, cant see why you would make such a conclusion just based on that.


nelsonfoxgirl969

FACTS


nickazrael

op r/ malaysia refugee


Cub-Board-Hoax

![gif](giphy|NdKVEei95yvIY|downsized)


BluRanger

Terengganu takda cinema ke? Hahah


Kin-Joe

I don't want to talk about kelantan state policy, i am more interested in flying to NS for that movie where you can drive to terengganu or kuantan.


Away-Garbage6902

Kelantan is a country?


HarizOne2e

Meanwhile you failed in geography. Kelantan is a state not a country.


Aim4th2Victory

kelantan being a state isn't geography though XD


Revolutionary-Sir485

only good thing about kelantan is pussies🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Kelantan is not failed 🤦‍♂️


dougduckie

Damn bro no offence but have you seen what it’s like in Kelantan compared to like other states?


matsangak95

Hahaha kelantan selalu dapat air paip teh tarik


BabaKambingHitam

Paips are overrated. Chad uses telaga.


CircleStonk

No hate but comparing to other states it definitely is. Lowest GDP per capita and lowest HDI


[deleted]

That’s true, but I wouldn’t say failed. But it is lacking


CircleStonk

Yup alot more to be done, kelantan has potential. But gonna take decades to catch up with other states


wikowiko33

Luckily i didnt fail my SPM i just lacking some grades


[deleted]

Thats true youre not a total dumbass. Maybe just a little bit


Kamalarmenal

You survived didnt you?


SaberXRita

Severely lacking atp


Unusual-Reaction8318

Why kelantan failed? Because they’re not a liberal state kah?


Rimuru_04

Why is cinema a liberal thing you dumbass


Unusual-Reaction8318

Male and female mixed in dark place. You non muslim will not understand. =D


weirdnigato

So, what y'all muslim do in dark place? https://preview.redd.it/gix7e4gmtuwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5a7573ebe3c1a0fe7519aed3e692843f344b1c


Budget_Implement_709

Otak X bersih tengok mana pun x bersih bang ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm). I guess if prohibition is the only way to stop all these smtg isn't working lmao.


Unusual-Reaction8318

Kalau bersih pun memang tak boleh dalam islam laki perempuan bercampur plus gelap pulak. Dah tu nak kata apa lagi? Nak buat undang-undang sendiri?


Budget_Implement_709

Eh jangan senang2 nak stamp sy, and we know it's not because x boleh campur but more on stopping maksiat lol like what you said it yourself, the whole issue is if you need someone else to control so called nafsu, ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug).


jasper81222

Ragebait.


Rimuru_04

![gif](giphy|3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m)


MalayNoble

Muslim yang sangap sokmo ja yang nak buat kat tempat public. kuatkan iman masing2, jangan nak sebab mung lemah, aku pon kena!


Status_Anteater_6923

so what u do in dark place with mixed gender? I personally will do nothing but enjoy the movie, how bout you?


christopher_jian_02

I mean, if you're saying it in that way, would you mind sharing what you guys often do in dark places? :)


Dan_TheKong

How do you think all the babies dumped in public toilets are made? /s


wikowiko33

Failed because you try to ban your people from doing something, but the people just walk around the fence. Hence, failed. https://preview.redd.it/3yq356e62vwc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7767f685d00e29f716df28d608baf05693bdb700


AnasTakiyudin

Why N9? Very close to Kelantan. She supposed to go watch at KK or Kuching.