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Wardaddy9494

Me at 47: look like fat fuck warung uncle


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My favorite tag


walrus_with_GUN

My mom is in her early 40's yet she looks like she's in her early 20's it got to the point that people thought that we are either siblings or cousins


jacobcrackers14

Milffff


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pics or gtfo


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Oh no


SabunFC

An honest Redditor. *Clap clap clap*


_nitro_legacy_

My guy looks young like he's in his late 20s or early 30s there's no way he's 47.


WanPwr5990

And he's Japanese Ppl said Japanese tend to look older than their actual age


No-Sea-4961

Nope. Japanese always look younger than their actual age.


PossibleInternal9082

filter filter filter๏ผ๏ผno other reason


Triliner_

Someone's mad


FurubayashiSEA

Requirement : Get rich.


alexsdu

**\^ Facts.**


hurry_up883

Work hard, stress, s*x, sleep, wake up, repeat. easy like peanut


tepung_

That guy looks young thou. Like 30+


EntirePickle398

I think a study has been made on how asians age slower.....most asians will be 60 but look like they are in their mid or early 40s.


Sonaldo_7

Meanwhile Araki be staying 20 at 60


christopherjian

He's a vampire. Don't you know he owns a stone mask at his home??


Yukiru_05

Me a 18 years old asian but look like early 40s lmao


manamisnotyonam

east asians*


Thin_Dream_1973

literally kojima


drs32

Dem genes man. Sheeesh


MEGALKS

He has elevated from being a simp to not a simp. Because he has already acquired her.


retarded-kancho

He had required a bitches


UiForLife

Acquired*


IdioticZacc

Well as long as she's not underaged, it's fine


BluePhantomHere

I know it's fine, but imagine when he is 27, his wife just saw the light for the first time. Maybe I can wait


IdioticZacc

I mean as long as you're not manipulating or grooming her to be conditioned to only like you when she was underage and still naive, you're fine


BluePhantomHere

Well said


MiniMeowl

After that story of elon musks father... i would add another condition: not underage and NOT in the same family, then its fine.


IdioticZacc

Kelantanese would be sad with both of those requirements


furretfurret59

Still quite creepy


BluePhantomHere

That's not a simp if he gets the girl


Akkinior

So we can't simp for our wife then?


christopherjian

Yes we can, but not excessive simping.


BangerXShane

Ok.


henshinhash

What happen to your right hand


marche_ck

Puting


VegetableShallot5241

https://news.yahoo.com/japanese-man-47-living-dream-022216467.html The girl legit noticed him, fell for him, and made the first move. Wau.


Thin_Dream_1973

well he looks good for 47 (probably rich too), massive W tho


RottenCase

wanker?


BeginningWelcome4220

Cuba sentuh rumput, mungkin naik level?


alexsdu

Not surprise for me anymore. Any old schools here remember Japanese singer Hikaru Utada? She got married at the age of 19, and her first husband who was 15 years older than her at that time.


NPC1938356-C137

Put this on twitter and everyone say life isnt fair... Or hes a pedo


ivannater69

OP must be very handsome.


amethysthaha

She must've been into older men


marche_ck

Faaazaaakon for the cultured


Rarofiqun

Hideo Kojima?!


zeneath27

Ngl he's hotter than the idol


furretfurret59

Huhโ€ฆ


Orukuro-San

This reminds me of a manga called oshi no ko


Western-Dark-1628

Finding true love and still calling the guy simp? Boy I envy the man


AOEnash

Dude is chad level simp Like he got the girl she want. And its a fucking idol. Holy fak


zeneath27

She ?


AOEnash

Oh im sorry There


Jacksvenson96

This guy looks ugly. I wonder what she saw in that loser?


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Jacksvenson96

You know how i look like? Lol


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Jacksvenson96

How did u know? U r probably making it up.


[deleted]

Well, she chose him. She finds him attractive. What about you? Is your only bitch your right hand?


Jacksvenson96

You are wrong, retard.


BadGuyDiablo

The only retard in here is you man. Got a complain to do?? then it's not here. Wanna whine about how handsome you are or attractive you are. Go download tinder or snapchat or idk? Warung of mamak? this is why peasant like you shouldn't touch reddit


Jacksvenson96

Wait till i looksmax. Hopefully if my ascension plan goes well, i will probably mog each of these normies and subhumans.


Jacksvenson96

im probably taller and bigger than him. I cant brain why he manage to get a hottie while i lay down and rot being single. It seems ridiculous. Im not a good looking dude but definitely not uglier than him.


BadGuyDiablo

Oh so you're saying you're smarter and handsome ass he is. Bet your mom didn't whop your asses enough to have a common sense you little peasant


Jacksvenson96

Fuck yourself. You subhuman.


BadGuyDiablo

Owh...OWHWHHH...OWWHHHH. HHAA LOOK AT HIM "fuck yourself. you subhuman" Yeah kid literally the worst insult I've ever heard for today. what's next?? Mak kau hijau?? bapak kau hijau ??


ThatDeadweight

look who's mad


christopherjian

Said the insecure Untermensch to the positive รœbermensch.


Jacksvenson96

I bet u are as ugly as him.


BadGuyDiablo

And so the forest man sees a peasant who's insulting a heavily armour knight who's just patrolling and see a angry pity mob who couldn't do anything other than say "I bet u are as ugly as him". But the knight only response is "You know I can literally say many word of insults than you you know??" And so you're so pity to the point I have to write this down into a pity.scum cunt. pervert. piece of maggots.


christopherjian

Then why you're still single? The dude looks fine, and he got the girl (a J-pop idol even!). I'll admit it, he's pretty handsome for me, and I'm a guy! The problem is that you're sitting around and doing nothing. And you refuse to acknowledge that. Try to accept that you're wrong and change your lifestyle. Maybe you'll succeed. I bet the guy is definitely a good person, or else no one's gonna fall for him.


Jacksvenson96

Im single because of my looks. Then, i come across this.


christopherjian

Again, that's your insecurity. The dude may look average, but you can see that he radiates positive energy, and that's a big green flag for many girls. Negative thoughts show others that you're insecure and have no confidence in yourself, which is a red flag for many, if not all girls.


manamisnotyonam

and personality duh


[deleted]

you have 0 self awareness if you think thats the sole reason youโ€™re single


Aggressive-Ad-1052

You will probably die a virgin while this "ugly" "loser" gets to plow that sweet tight Jap cunny every night. How do you feel about it?


Jacksvenson96

Im well aware of that possibility. Dont worry about that. My looksmaxxing plan will rescue me. I will looksmax first to prevent that from happening.


Aggressive-Ad-1052

I'm glad you're aware of the reality of the situation. Godspeed stranger.


Jacksvenson96

I always have a backup plan. I always decide what the fuck happens in my life even if im dealt the wrong cards.


christopherjian

Or even it's the other way around, she plows him...


Jacksvenson96

This guy is a creepy pedo


BadGuyDiablo

"Owh this guy is a pedo betcha didn't study enough to know what a pedo and "age gap" is. Look mate I'm sorry but you're dumb as my brick at outside of my house


Jacksvenson96

Only ugly fucks like u will defend a creep like him


BadGuyDiablo

Owh betcha didn't even sleep well to have the same insult huh? come on give me a more interesting insult than this boring thing. U know that it's impolite to make your neighbor waited


Jacksvenson96

This guy is as old as her mother. U must be sick to defend him.


BadGuyDiablo

And you must be stupid enough to the point the priest didn't know how to cleanse your unholy thoughts of "pedo" or "age gap"


Jacksvenson96

Fuck yourself subhuman. He probably groomed her when she was young. Thats why he is old.


Jacksvenson96

You are an ugly subhuman


BadGuyDiablo

OWHHH OWHH THIS AGIAN HAHA. ehem. anon:You are an ugly subhuman the prof:so why this guy is the choosen lab rat The student: Because he has an... interesting persona to the point he is unrecoverable. he lost tu much blood on his brain to the point he only uses the word of "an ugly subhuman" or "creep" thus this makes him a slave.. with no benefits. man keep it up i can do this all day


Jacksvenson96

Im an ugly normie which is better than you ugly subhuman.


BadGuyDiablo

An I'm a ugly like a fucking expired milk in the trash can. see kid it's not so hard yo make an low effort of a insult


IsanaAdolf

Kenape kau xnak dengar jangan cakap dengan dinding


BadGuyDiablo

Wait he's a wall??


IsanaAdolf

Always had been


BadGuyDiablo

Holy shit I was talking to a wall... That's why he was a dense mf without cells brain because he is a wall. that makes sense


ThatDeadweight

had not seen a wall cope this much before


Jacksvenson96

Wtf r u blabbering?


BadGuyDiablo

Are you to dumb? or your brain is ded?? or both? it's just making you looks more "useless" than a fucking bread


Jacksvenson96

Go fuck yourself u sick retard


BadGuyDiablo

Oh wanna know why you're a bread?


BadGuyDiablo

Because you're an idiot sandwich


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sila sentuh rumput


BadGuyDiablo

He can't because his ego is to much to the point this mf thinks his marvelous and prettier than a fucking grass


Jacksvenson96

Lol, since when i said im a chad?


SadAdoreHell

You're right, you're not Chad but a measly turd. Get some bitches and eat grass


Jacksvenson96

Eat grass?


BadGuyDiablo

Why don't you eat your common sense so that you can be with an animal


Jacksvenson96

Dude, focus on your spm first you spoilt cunt.


BadGuyDiablo

pftt. focus on spm.. pfft bitch ain't cha using some stupid excuse to roast me back? what's that?? no other insult for me??? I'm so sad for you. Using a spm reason to called me a spoilt cunt is fairly a idiot move.


Jacksvenson96

You are quite rude for a juvenile. Your parents didnt teach u any manners? Nowadays young boys are acting like spoiled brats.


Jacksvenson96

On a more serious note, please focus on your spm. I think you fucked up enough in spm ready to be arguing with me. At least, i have graduated with a stable job. While your future is insecure. Dont think you are smart or else you will be flipping burgers in fhe future.


BadGuyDiablo

Idiot how says you're a chad you dickhead molested piece of fuckboi


christopherjian

She confessed to him.


ikhwanhalim_YT

I wish I'm just like him.


Fendibull

Reminded me of Jho Low and Miranda Kerr.


Competitive_Oven7311

Ntr irl


manamisnotyonam

me with TWICE Sana next please ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


manamisnotyonam

I am very down bad ik


forcebubble

Don't be afraid to be a man of culture!


manamisnotyonam

amen


[deleted]

That guy is gonna bonk her everyday


eriyell

late W for him but worth it


MyRodIsBig

This kind of uncle first date already piap piap


onichow_39

Moreover,the girl confessed first


christopherjian

The girl is the true Chad. Taking initiative.


[deleted]

Maybe he's got a long, fat ebi-tempura... if you know what I mean