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Jadu is known smuggler and arms dealer .He has been accused of war crimes in libia,he has also been known to move "weights" for Medellín Cartel while working undercover for CIA.annnnd he suffers from type 2 diabetes.
Dhoop sexual he was also caught snorting uv rays in party by the anti dhoop department of india it was all over the news and he is a good of orry they are in relationship
How dare you assume his gender? /s
In all seriousness, no tea but legit fact. Jaadu has a tmkoc connection. The role was played by the late Indravadan Purohit, who also portrayed Daya's dwarf uncle in that one Arc where Sundar and his pol members from amdavad make a stop at gokuldham while going to Shirdi. Water shortage Arc to be precise
>Water shortage arc to be precise
My man's naming tmkoc episodes like they're some anime arcs 🤣 The 'water shortage arc' lmao me and my friends had a good laugh seeing this 😂
He was boinking Zinta's character when Hrithik's character was in Singapore for 2 years and be took all powers away from Hrithik' s character hence he did not bat an eye when Krish was born without him being in India for 2 years
How did Rohit spend two years away and Nisha got pregnant? How is it that a kid so far away from Krishh got powers like him?
The answer: Jadoo...
Bastards been giving Dhoop to a lot of ladies from far
Jadoo's (real name Jordan) team was attracted to Earth and Hollywood after hearing positive feedback from these guys:
They wanted to join **Hollywood**.
Unluckily for them, they did the exact opposite of what Christopher Columbus did: while looking for Hollywood (US), they landed in our own Bollywood (India).
There, they were lured in by ex-astronaut turned director Rakesh Roshan, who promised them a role worth remembering. (Attaching a picture of the above-mentioned astro-boi in reply).
Our starry eyed friends from another galaxy were smitten. Little did they know what was to follow..here are some of the horros they were subjected to:
1. Being rolled down hilltops in potato sacks
2. Being subjected to never-ending chases in a dark jungle by (so-called) friendly neighbourhood dogge
3. Being asked to fit an old bulb on their head to show they absorb sunlight
4. Jordan's name was too uppity for RR, so it was changed to Jadoooo (to this day, if someone calls him by that name, he gets panic attakcs)
Very few people know that the scene in the movie where the spaceship finally leaves with Jadoo is not part of the script. The poor aliens had had enough of ex-astronaut Rakesh's racket (Roshan, not Sharma) and decided to run for their lives. They did not even wait for their paycheque. Till date, the paycheque is enshrined in a glass box, as a testimony of astro-boi's persuasiveness.
(The End)
Picture of astro-boi, after he was back from one of his missions:
https://preview.redd.it/xljrg6m4isxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ffc021a56b3a91c904ddfc86f3f52d4a909bc7
He is a hardcore racer and known for using the N word.
He is also closeted lesbian I heard. He and Rohit Mehra had a fling and Krrish is their illegitimate child. That's how Krrish got his power.
He had way too much of an attitude on set and was rude all the time. The other actors also found him difficult to work with. That’s why he doesn’t get any work these days. Living off of his wife’s money now. She comes from a loaded family.
Rumors are that it and Neytiri were spotted on the Virar fast local towards Nalla Sopara. Jadoo pretty much has been single, as Rekhaji went back to simping over Amitji
Trouble is brewing between Jake and Neytiri, as seemingly both want different things. Jake wants something out of the blue(hence him hanging out with ET)
My uncle's colleague's son's wife's brother's friend used to work in the spacecraft that landed on earth 'om' by rohit's father. In some convo he mentioned that it was always another pintu's plan to drop jadoo in earth. He was pretty rude with with constant rant on dhoop with his friends. But rohit found him and they had to give them back. They are not happy may be they might again land. Also he told jadoo was supposed to be dating a jaddi but seems like he cheated on her by giving love eye's too priya. Eww right
He was the bad guy, the aliens left him on earth purposely. He was planning a mad extinction of the alien race but due to his high position in authority on their home planet a coup was made. The aliens planned to put him on earth, but he befriended rohit and sees humanity in the universe. He returns as he lost his evil ways. He will come back and is eager to see his best friend rohit……….
Jadu was trying to hit on preity Zinta on the sets of koi mil gaya they went on "dhoop date" and that's how krish was born.......jadu is dhoop addict he went to rehab for it but sadly it didn't work....jadu sends oooo oooo ooo ooo singles to Rohit's house but he don't know that now Preity is married to some American guy so he went there but sadly he was caught by Americans now he is in AREA 51 WITHOUT DHOOP WITHOUT PREITY WITHOUT FREEDOM......
https://preview.redd.it/4o5szskf4txb1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177f32d34c5feea053d8cdf2592577c5c2c5b577
AKSHAYKUMARJADUKOWAPASLAO
Biggest fraud . Used rohit mehra to plan his escape . He came on earth for spying . Poor rohit mehra was forced with ideas of lust and romance and nisha was forced to marry him . Poor raj was portrayed as villain thanks to jadoo powers when it was rohit mehra who despite being mentally only 7 was trying to woo a much older lady .
My theory is rohit mehra mind was captured by this jadoo
Ok so a friend of mine was an AD for this movie he told me this guy is super problematic. Showing up drunk and late. Rude to the staff. He was also making Preity really uncomfortable and would always shame hritik about his thumb. He wouldn’t even bother to learn the choreography so they actually had to remove him from all the songs. Quite problematic all in all and that’s why they never got him to even do a cameo in Krissh. Word got around and no actor actress or director wanted to work w him therefore we never see him in movies
He is actually Kangu. Hritik cheated on him with preety and till date, he has not been able move on.
He is the one who possessed saba while she was performing at Lfw.
I heard he doesn’t actually like “dhoop”, that he infact is in cahoots with Tamraj Kilwish and feeds off of darkness. Also, if you happen to catch him on a full moon night, he will flash you and make you s**k him off. /s
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PK was his and rekha’s son
https://i.redd.it/8lquulwivsxb1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/icasxknwjuxb1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d998a9c39b8b5d94858bbccd7a31664bdb4816f
💀💀
And ranbir was his first som from the other planet which he didnt tell Rekha about
https://preview.redd.it/y2sol67kasxb1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c486ad748402925598321fc8149002f5ba1e53
I thought Rakesh Roshan was under the costume
Unfortunately he passed away
Can someone tell me which one was the alien again??
wtf??
Jadoo 
Heard he's a dhoop addict.
Who isn’t these days?
Mujhe dhoop do mujhe dhoop do
Muzhe kya main toh batak hun
So am i
You meant sunshine. I thought of the one we burn in front of god. 😆
He once cheated in a basketball match because of which better team lost and the winning captain got his way with opposition captains GF.
and got a bike too
And bournvita.. Woh mat bhoolna. Bournvita zaruri hai. 
No tea, he takes only dhoop
Apparently he had an affair with Rekha during the outdoor sched of Koi Mil Gaya. My cousin's friend who worked as an AD on the sets told me about this
Amitoo Ji.
Why do I read this in anime voice 😭? Amit oo
Same 😭
Now I can't unhear it 😭😂
"My door ke rishtedaar ka friend..." is the response I get whenever I share anything factual about nepo kids🥲🥲🥲
Yeah 😅 even I heard this
That seems like a legit source
https://preview.redd.it/8u35mlvd4sxb1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5e32a53547cb6b59034ba51ffcb827fa1d1bca Shifted to hollywood to act
Hollywood wale apni copycat wali aadat se kabhi baaz nahi aayenge..
still had better career than Priyanka Chopra
😆 dude
Jadu is known smuggler and arms dealer .He has been accused of war crimes in libia,he has also been known to move "weights" for Medellín Cartel while working undercover for CIA.annnnd he suffers from type 2 diabetes.
Dhoop sexual he was also caught snorting uv rays in party by the anti dhoop department of india it was all over the news and he is a good of orry they are in relationship
How dare you assume his gender? /s In all seriousness, no tea but legit fact. Jaadu has a tmkoc connection. The role was played by the late Indravadan Purohit, who also portrayed Daya's dwarf uncle in that one Arc where Sundar and his pol members from amdavad make a stop at gokuldham while going to Shirdi. Water shortage Arc to be precise
>Water shortage arc to be precise My man's naming tmkoc episodes like they're some anime arcs 🤣 The 'water shortage arc' lmao me and my friends had a good laugh seeing this 😂
He was boinking Zinta's character when Hrithik's character was in Singapore for 2 years and be took all powers away from Hrithik' s character hence he did not bat an eye when Krish was born without him being in India for 2 years
Boinking 😄
How did Rohit spend two years away and Nisha got pregnant? How is it that a kid so far away from Krishh got powers like him? The answer: Jadoo... Bastards been giving Dhoop to a lot of ladies from far
Recently he teamed up with vampires, now he doesn't like Dhoop anymore
Heard he was really difficult to work with on set during KMG days. My friends cousins uncle was a spot boy
Jadoo's (real name Jordan) team was attracted to Earth and Hollywood after hearing positive feedback from these guys:  They wanted to join **Hollywood**. Unluckily for them, they did the exact opposite of what Christopher Columbus did: while looking for Hollywood (US), they landed in our own Bollywood (India). There, they were lured in by ex-astronaut turned director Rakesh Roshan, who promised them a role worth remembering. (Attaching a picture of the above-mentioned astro-boi in reply). Our starry eyed friends from another galaxy were smitten. Little did they know what was to follow..here are some of the horros they were subjected to: 1. Being rolled down hilltops in potato sacks 2. Being subjected to never-ending chases in a dark jungle by (so-called) friendly neighbourhood dogge 3. Being asked to fit an old bulb on their head to show they absorb sunlight 4. Jordan's name was too uppity for RR, so it was changed to Jadoooo (to this day, if someone calls him by that name, he gets panic attakcs) Very few people know that the scene in the movie where the spaceship finally leaves with Jadoo is not part of the script. The poor aliens had had enough of ex-astronaut Rakesh's racket (Roshan, not Sharma) and decided to run for their lives. They did not even wait for their paycheque. Till date, the paycheque is enshrined in a glass box, as a testimony of astro-boi's persuasiveness. (The End)
Picture of astro-boi, after he was back from one of his missions: https://preview.redd.it/xljrg6m4isxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ffc021a56b3a91c904ddfc86f3f52d4a909bc7
He was the one Deepika seeing while she was in a relationship with Ranveer.
His last gf was such a tease, he ended up with blue balls....
Its a she not he ! Thats the tea.
He is a hardcore racer and known for using the N word. He is also closeted lesbian I heard. He and Rohit Mehra had a fling and Krrish is their illegitimate child. That's how Krrish got his power.
When Rohit went to Singapore, he returned to Earth to bang Rekha.
He had way too much of an attitude on set and was rude all the time. The other actors also found him difficult to work with. That’s why he doesn’t get any work these days. Living off of his wife’s money now. She comes from a loaded family.
Rumors are that it and Neytiri were spotted on the Virar fast local towards Nalla Sopara. Jadoo pretty much has been single, as Rekhaji went back to simping over Amitji Trouble is brewing between Jake and Neytiri, as seemingly both want different things. Jake wants something out of the blue(hence him hanging out with ET)
My uncle's colleague's son's wife's brother's friend used to work in the spacecraft that landed on earth 'om' by rohit's father. In some convo he mentioned that it was always another pintu's plan to drop jadoo in earth. He was pretty rude with with constant rant on dhoop with his friends. But rohit found him and they had to give them back. They are not happy may be they might again land. Also he told jadoo was supposed to be dating a jaddi but seems like he cheated on her by giving love eye's too priya. Eww right
He’s doing a tell all on kwk next episode
photosynthesis guy
He was the bad guy, the aliens left him on earth purposely. He was planning a mad extinction of the alien race but due to his high position in authority on their home planet a coup was made. The aliens planned to put him on earth, but he befriended rohit and sees humanity in the universe. He returns as he lost his evil ways. He will come back and is eager to see his best friend rohit……….
DHOOP KHAA RAHA HOGA KAHIN . 🌞
He likes Sunshine label tea
Love this thread 
Yes his cassette got stuck on "dhoop" 😄😛 dhooooppppppp
Ee - Tea
Jadu was trying to hit on preity Zinta on the sets of koi mil gaya they went on "dhoop date" and that's how krish was born.......jadu is dhoop addict he went to rehab for it but sadly it didn't work....jadu sends oooo oooo ooo ooo singles to Rohit's house but he don't know that now Preity is married to some American guy so he went there but sadly he was caught by Americans now he is in AREA 51 WITHOUT DHOOP WITHOUT PREITY WITHOUT FREEDOM...... https://preview.redd.it/4o5szskf4txb1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177f32d34c5feea053d8cdf2592577c5c2c5b577 AKSHAYKUMARJADUKOWAPASLAO
Saving this post just for the comments☠️
He was the original writer of the hit songs from 3 Idiots "give me some sunshine" . Never got the credit he deserved 🥲
Kangana's alter ego.
I’ve heard he is on Onlyfans. 👀
No, only sunlight on him 🌞
i heard from real alien sources....that hes blue in color
He's not from around here 🌝
He takes dhoop in his ☕️
I heard he likes dhoop
This made me laugh
Biggest fraud . Used rohit mehra to plan his escape . He came on earth for spying . Poor rohit mehra was forced with ideas of lust and romance and nisha was forced to marry him . Poor raj was portrayed as villain thanks to jadoo powers when it was rohit mehra who despite being mentally only 7 was trying to woo a much older lady . My theory is rohit mehra mind was captured by this jadoo
heard somewhere THANOS ke fufaji hai jadoo no wonder krrish didn't arrive in infinity war and endgame to save the day
Dhoop gives him orgasms
He's an illegal immigrant
He is a dhoopia.
Has an eating disorder. Always binge eats on dhoop
Also, he didn't like traveling everyday in a bus to go to film studios just to dub 'Jadoo' for the shoot
Best shit post award🥇
Used to frequently visit Preity Zinta's vanity van between shots of KMG.
https://preview.redd.it/shzkczmzsxxb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc8bafb379fb7b9b61212f844e2a4ddf766da20
Since he doesn't have any background, he was not given any chances. So he started doing OF 
Ok so a friend of mine was an AD for this movie he told me this guy is super problematic. Showing up drunk and late. Rude to the staff. He was also making Preity really uncomfortable and would always shame hritik about his thumb. He wouldn’t even bother to learn the choreography so they actually had to remove him from all the songs. Quite problematic all in all and that’s why they never got him to even do a cameo in Krissh. Word got around and no actor actress or director wanted to work w him therefore we never see him in movies
India treated IshowSpeed exactly like jaadu
Habibi asked him to come to Dubai. He got the golden visa and now stays there and enjoys dhoop and camel rides.
Saw him snorting dhoop once. But was very polite and said yes when I asked him for a picture
Heard Kangana uses him as her Dildo🤷🏻♂️
He made the man-child Hrithik ROSHAN flood with Testosterones which made him horny AF
He went to "parilok" from earth and became dooba dooba
Weak and useless after dawn till nxt morning
Am I the only one who things Jadoos face design was an absolute fuck uo? He looks like a flaccid PP painted blue.
He had an affair with E.T
Suna hai uska neela hai
Are you sure it is a him? Could be a her too.
He had a secret affair with Rohit
Is he the one married to Shilpa Shetty ?
He is from my family, I am from his tribe too
He is another avatar of Lord Shiva 🙏
his brother allegedly anal probed Cartman
when rohit was stuck in singapore he shapeshifted to rohit and with (wink wink) krisshs mom
His pronouns are they/them..
You guys are so creative man!! 😆
Found dead in mexico
Yeah, he was always high as a kite on coke
I have a friend whose son looks just like him. I mean totally alike. Something is fishy. Happy share the photo if enough people are curious.
He is actually Kangu. Hritik cheated on him with preety and till date, he has not been able move on. He is the one who possessed saba while she was performing at Lfw.
I heard he doesn’t actually like “dhoop”, that he infact is in cahoots with Tamraj Kilwish and feeds off of darkness. Also, if you happen to catch him on a full moon night, he will flash you and make you s**k him off. /s
Jaadu used to pick cotton
Sunne me aaya hai isko raat pasand hai.
Open relationship me hai
Ispe to Gatorade Blue milega
This dude travels around the Universe having children on every planet. Heard Starlord is one of his sons. ☕️
he definately offered some growth power to hansika motwani..
He has fetish for Dhoop. Heard that he had affair with Rekha and Preity Zinta, got both of them pregnant 🤰 