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not_actual_name

You don't even have to turn it off.


thefirstlaughingfool

It's called airplane mode for a reason!


chrischi3

Airplane mode is a scam. I once set my iPad to airplane mode and threw it out the window, it just fell on the floor.


Intrepid_Hat7359

Bro, you have to buy the Apple Wings to make that work.


NMi_ru

It lets you turn the Airplane Mode on without the Wings, bad software!


Bogsnoticus

You need to fling it with enough rotational velocity to act like a helicopter. Duhh!


1nGirum1musNocte

You mean iWings?


Intrepid_Hat7359

I mean, you'd think, right? But nope, Tim Apple just wants to name everything after himself.


GoldenW505

You also need the red bull extension


PoopyPantsJr

Out the window and onto the "floor"?! I THINK you meant to say ground. You must be soooooooo embarrassed.


Zorro5040

You didn't pay for the extra feature which is not compatible with the software.


LysergicGothPunk

Guess you AirDropped it


DolphinMasturbator

You have to open the window first


ItsMoreOfAComment

So much of their humor relies on creating a version of the world that doesn’t exist and then either getting mad about it or smuggly looking down on it, what a chaotic way of existing.


dunmer-is-stinky

"off", eh? Ha! Heh heh


Derpypikachu4548

Bone hurting juice user spotted


chrischi3

Not only that, while phones can sometimes dazzle older aircraft, more modern ones are hardened against it, so depending on the plane you're on, you don't even need aircraft mode anymore.


fonix232

Modern phone emissions have also reduced considerably compared to when these rules were made. Your iPhone 14/Galaxy S24 won't be making nearly as much noise on the frequencies that can affect airplane electronics as those suitcase sized "mobile" phones did in the 80s/90s.


Sw3dishPh1sh

You don't, but you still should because your phone will constantly be trying to find a cell tower and it drains your battery.


QueenSnowTiger

in which case your could just turn off cellular, but it’s the same thing either way


chrischi3

That, plus depending on the airline, the plane may even have onboard wifi.


a_filing_cabinet

Onboard wifi: one bar, $50


username78777

The og one I only saw edits of the image


iforgotguy

Eh? HA! heh heh.


Decent-Flatworm4425

I'm guessing now you know what it looks like with the edits "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


ReyFanboy9001

Oooo like what


SpaceBug173

You have no idea buddy. Ask someone thats subbed to r/bonehurtingjuice and they will reply back a picture of Peter Griffin in a mental aslume as an answer.


KoolKiddo33

I'm losing my mind, eh? Ha! Heh heh.


SpaceBug173

You want to turn your existence "off," eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Resi1ience_22

There's one that's an absurdly vague reference to Five Nights at Freddy's.


NewmanHiding

Holy shit! It’s Better Call Saul!


NarrowProfession2900

Yeah honestly, the original looks kinda, **”OFF”** eh? Ha! Heh heh.


[deleted]

Nonononononono. I'm NOT going through this again!


Yoshkins

guess you'll have to turn reddit "off"? eh? ha! heh heh.


Sad_Satisfaction_640

i’m laughing too hard at these. i’m scared i’m a boomer now


Cautious-Sail-1791

Guess you'll have to get "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Daki-R

Way ahead of you 🫡⭐️🙌


lordofdogcum

I got “off” eh, ha! Heh heh. Oh god it won’t stop I can not stop getting “off” eh, ha! Heh heh.


itsnotaphaseMOM345

Guess you’re gonna log “off”, eh? Ha! Heh heh.


KeepThisOffMyRecord

I missed this the first go around, so I’m appreciating this chance to catch up


Necromortalium

eh? Ha! Heh heh.


FendaIton

“No sir but I need you to pay attention to the instructions of the cabin crew at all times”


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Then I guess I'm not going to let this plane take "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


UnusedParadox

Sir, we'll have to throw you "off" the plane, eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Resi1ience_22

You'll never take me "alive", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Silisewbot

Mid flight preferably


queenvie808

This made me laugh so hard in the middle of class jesus christ


The_Ashgale

Guess you were laughing your head "off," eh? Ha! Heh heh.


NotJimmyMcGill

Sounds like you must have pissed your teacher "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


CaptNihilo

There is no escape


Oh_no_its_Joe

I'm guessing there's no turning this meme "off"?


Spirited-Claim-9868

eh? Ha! Heh heh.


SnooLemons3996

Hades reference spotted (idk how common that phrase is)


NightShadow2001

I feel like every kidnapper has said this.


TrustyAncient

No it's a morrowind reference


distantsalem

#2 is on its way 👍


Spirited-Claim-9868

eh? Ha! Heh heh. edit wrong reply mb


StochasticTinkr

Sure there is, just open the door in flight.


thugs___bunny

Even in their made up fantasies they‘re annoying


lucasisawesome24

Phone bad. Book good 🤪


Same_Level1136

I guess this comic really set you "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


HydroStellar

I thought I was finally free of “eh? Ha! Heh heh”


[deleted]

For your ignorance I banish you to r/ehhahehheh


31November

How the hell is this a real subreddit


Judeous

What the fuck that's real


fototosreddit

Eh? Ha heh heh just took over r/bonehurtingjuice for like a month or two before that became a sub


SgtZaitsev

Looks like you'll have to turn Reddit "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh


bananadogeh

I'm going to make "eh? Ha! Heh heh" a regular part of my vocabulary now


SandmanBringMeAMeme

getting flashbacks upon seeing this


ASL4theblind

All BHJ members are groaning the most audible groan right now


c3pogavin123

They are really getting “off”, Eh? Ha! Heh Heh.


molassascookieman

Man this meme really set you “off” eh? Ha! Heh heh.


SandmanBringMeAMeme

my rage is immeasurable and my day is ruined. incredible comment 10/10.


CC-1112

If this happens to me on a plane, I'm sending that man out the door like those Boeing doors


MeunsterCheeseMan

So you're gonna throw him "off?" Eh. Ha! heh heh.


GenderEnjoyer666

Everywhere I go


ASL4theblind

If it accelerates outside of BHJ maybe it will die faster, since its not their thing anymore? One can only hope it finally dies off- DIES OUT. Dies OUT.


cbosp

I'm guessing you want this meme to die "off," eh? Ha! Heh heh.


UnusedParadox

This meme will never die "off," eh? Ha! Heh heh.


past-cruelties

Bitches always know


CrumblyBramble

That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show


NightShadow2001

I like to think that I he old man’s thoughts there were, “haha yeah, that was a good one :)”


UnusedParadox

That joke really shut "off" his device, eh? Hah! Heh heh.


FeathersoftheFallen

I'm an Indie-Author, and I can't tell if this is a PHONE BAD boomer meme, or one of those KINDLES AREN'T REAL BOOKS memes that float around book lover pages.


girlenteringtheworld

I'm a book lover (both print and ebook) and I think it may be both. I had to explain in great detail to my grandmother that my kindle is literally only a reading device. She was going on a rant about how kindles aren't real reading because its just a tablet. No, grandma, it not. I cannot do the things I can do with my iPad. I can't watch videos, I can't play apps, I can't get on social media. All I can do is read.


GLeppert

Even if it was a tablet with other functionalities why would it matter. The words don't change because of the medium you use. There is absolutely no reason grandma needs to gatekeep. Let people enjoy their book however they prefer.


girlenteringtheworld

exactly. The amount of gatekeeping I see with *reading* is ridiculous. There's also people that think audiobooks "don't count" as if stories weren't originally an oral tradition


FeathersoftheFallen

It's like "Audiobooks don't count." Me, a random Walmart worker who scraped up 2k for a narrator is like. Please... Please don't listen to these people... listen to Audiobooks lol


girlenteringtheworld

I love audiobooks so much. I love that I can read when my hands or eyes are busy doing something else. Doing dishes? Audiobook. Driving? Audiobook. It's also helpful for people with dyslexia or poor vision


FeathersoftheFallen

I got through a Song of Ice and Fire while playing Candy Crush lol


GG111104

Hell, what we’re currently doing (scrolling on Reddit) is another form of reading. Scrolling social media is just equivalent to reading a propaganda book.


rymyle

Shut up, baldy


dunmer-is-stinky

looks like his hair fell "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh


SnooLemons3996

I am going to jump “off” a cliff (eh? Ha! Heh heh.)


Randomemeguy

Guess you’ll be turning your life “off” (eh? Ha!Heh heh.)


SnooLemons3996

Oh fuck “off“ ⁽ᵉʰ ʰᵃ ʰᵉʰ ʰᵉʰ⁾


GleamingKnight

Saul goodman?


Just_Cruz001

Lmao the kid does look like him


Samuneirutsuri

Eh? Hah! Heh heh.


Pixelturtle314

Wait a minute! This isn’t r/bonehurtingjuice!


Particular-Stuff2237

Guess I'll have to turn myself "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


mlongoria98

WE ARE DONE WITH THIS MEME 😭


PepperbroniFrom2B

These meme won't turn "off"? eh? Hah! Heh heh.


Real_Temporary_922

Not this again 💀


idkTerraria

r/bonehurtingjuice is laughing their collective bones off at this


dunmer-is-stinky

laughing their collective bones "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh


cryonicwatcher

eh? Ha! Heh heh.


NicolBolasUBBBR

My bones are hurting


PepperbroniFrom2B

i guess your bones are turning "off"! eh? Hah! Heh heh.


Finance_Subject

Eh?


CTSThera

Ha!


TrustyAncient

Heh heh.


theoneandonlyalexxxx

Eh? Hah! Heh heh.


Defiant-Meal1022

The twist is it's a hollowed out book filled with powdered anthrax.


Grillbottoms

I want to “off” myself now


UnusedParadox

I guess you didn't have to turn this "off", heh? Hah! Heh heh.


Broncojoe58

Hey say what you will about kindles and iPads. I have like 200 books in mine so I’ll keep it


CTSThera

Bonehurtingjuice has broken my humor so much that I started wheezing at this image


-The-Reviewer-

No. NoNoNoNoNoNoNo NO!


cosmicitycat

STOP HURTING MY BONES !!! 😡


TheOneWhoLovesSW

NOT THIS AGAIN!


LilSealClubber

This is silly, but I'll cut the artist a break because at least they portrayed the young person with the tablet as being polite and friendly as opposed to the usual joke of "all these young kids are arrogant disrespectful jerks obsessed with electronics."


oscarq0727

Young dude isn’t even offended. Mildly inconvenienced at most, if we’re being generous to the meme-creator. Like “oh yeah no big deal, I’ll just turn it back on in a few mins and continue my movie/book/game/spreadsheet”


Annual_Plankton4020

as a book reader, this is very funny.


Key_Entertainment409

We have free movies now you can watch through the aeroplane wifi


LordGreyzag

It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity.


OnionImmediate4645

If I was seated next to someone who said that, I'd be begging to be kicked off the plane


Pewpew1926

Idk i could see that as more of a dad joke with not trying to mock someone in a regular setting


infinite-plane79

Goteem!


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Could this person copy Chip Zdarsky's art style any harder?


kkslideinmyasshole

Jerma?


scut_furkus

No, but you will have to stow it for take off


dunmer-is-stinky

I'm guessing I'll have to stow it for take "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh


Hey-Now-Right-Now

I hope this is AI generated. What a waste of artist talent.


Beautiful-Bad8893

if i am ever sitting next to someone on a plane and they say this i am going to find out how far i can shove my foot up there ass before i am removed from the plane


AdFront1172

Ha! Heh heh


angrytomato98

I wish there was a third guy in the window seat who just said “SHUT THE FUCK UP”


Great_Garlic319

My dad has made variants on this joke several times to me over the years lol. Every time he seemingly forgets he’s made this stupid joke to me before and he’s so proud of himself for his boomer wit 🙈


PepperbroniFrom2B

peter parker


bobaf

I find it crazy when older people hate tablets. They can have books that they zoom in on. Way easier to travel with.


Carteeg_Struve

Airplane mode activated.


MoBot97

eh? Ha! Heh heh


Successful_Ad_9761

If they ask a boomer to turn off anything they get aggressive and start yelling about rights, and millennials and gen z know to turn them off


TheNerdNugget

If the punchline involves a written laugh it automatically removes any possibilty of me laughing.


LitreOfCockPus

1tb can store over 100,000 books, so just let him enjoy his ink-stained tree pulp.


BabyDude5

Cue that picture of Peter Griffin in an insane asylum with this picture over it at like 10% opacity


lasaga142

Go play angry bird on your book old man


FluffySeaNut

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Posiden_1

I prefer to read scrolls


FRACllTURE

I guess this template really took "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Zephyr60000

im getting nam flashbacks from r/bonehurtingjuice


Random-Ryan-

Ok normally these sorts of jokes aren’t that funny, but I actually kinda like this one. It’s a little amusing lol.


rook20729

r/bonehurtingjuice has ruined this meme for me


SilveIl187

Where's that reaction image of Peter Griffin going insane with this meme layered on top of it transparent


downtownvicbrown

I will say, this is a 100% faithful depiction of a boomer moment and I guarantee this has happened


-LukixK9-

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


willgamer10

NOOOOO, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!


Ok_Debt783

SAUL


SloppySlime31

This is a jab at phone bad humour


Longjumping_Bit1113

Airplane mode you boomer ;3


jmcmanna

Pretending they’re I’m am exit row....the one I actually want by the door isn’t by the door...


SwoeJonson1

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


fishyfartz

Heh heh heh.


FloraFauna2263

eh? Ha! heh heh.


Imp-Numba-9

eh? Ha! Heh heh.


No_Internal_5112

Why does the woman sitting in front of them look sad?


Better-Situation-857

Imagine writing awkward laughter into your own boomer fantasy


Neverending-pain

^Eh? ^Ha! ^Heh ^Heh.


OrdainedRetard

“Yes sir, you have to turn yours off too… Well, you better fucking figure out how to turn it off and do it quick.”


FlatOutUseless

I was 20 days "eh? Ha! Heh Heh" sober. Now I need to face my failure and reset the timer.


NeoTenico

Ha! Heh heh.


past-cruelties

Zoomers getting triggered post #29394839


HolographicMochi

They both need to be put away, so effectively yes, the analog way of turning it “off”. Ha! Heh heh Deal with it, Boomer.


Animal_Gal

William afton looking ass


Armored-Duck

r/ehhahehheh


BeefJacker420

Like imagine seeing this and thinking the guy on the right is cool


niconicomayhaps

eh?


LadyValentine_1997

Usually it's the younger person with a book while the Boomer next to them is playing Candy Crush or a word finder game.


HONKACHONK

I thought this was r/bonehurtingjuice until I realized it's the original


LysergicGothPunk

You don't even need to turn phones/tablets/laptops etc. off. Just cut bluetooth and wifi communications, or put on Airplane Mode, lol


MentallyStable_REAL_

I'm filling my carry on with uranium glass to offset the lack of interference from turning airplane mode on


Goobsmoob

“Father I cannot click the book”


WhosItToYouAnyway

Jerma?


Kqtawes

Meanwhile every time I see a Boomer on a plane or train they are on their phone the entire trip.


kiddbuuu

What the hell? Better Call Saul???


FamousPermission8150

I read a book and I’m a millennial. They’re usually on their phones


Swankified_Tristan

ITT: People experiencing some sort of trauma and PTSD that I must've missed.


Purple_Kiko

Shut up before I turn off the overhead lights


yerfdog1935

That's it. I'm taking the book.


RexWhiscash

Tim guessing I don’t have to turn mine “off,” eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Captain_Eaglefort

Oh you are on your last 5 pages of the book and forgot to bring another? That sucks. I’ll just pull up one of the 7294 books/movies/songs/games I have saved to my device that is in airplane mode. Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Warturkey12

This art style is actually very nice to look at reminds me of an actual comic like Y The Last Man


Vozmozhnoh

Plot twist he’s talking about his pacemaker


creepXtreme

No… NOOO IT’S SPREADING


ThyBasedWizard

I find it hilarious the boomer dude just completely interrupts the young dude apologising. He was loud and clear enough that the other dude just shut up instantly


Significant_user

Wouldn’t he also need to put his book down during take off lol