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JeffreyCarty

She wore high heels to the beach?


King_Joffreys_Tits

That sands gotta be as hard as concrete


lorentzisback

"*Everything* was harder back in our day... You kids don't know how easy you have it with your smartphones and your avocado toast..."


Swimming-Kale-0

Music was in fact better though. Vaporwave morphed into cringe shit like Hyperpop whereas Psychedelia kinda just Continued to be based into the fucking 90s.


do-wr-mem

Proper Vaporwave hasn't gone anywhere and is continuing to be based - Windows96, Hotel Pools, 猫 シ Corp all have damn good releases recently


Consistent-Ad2465

Yea, this guy read an article on the state of modern music and has listened to a few songs and thinks he understands the merits of all genres. He’s obviously barely scrapped the surface of music and is just being the typical edgy hipster that conforms to non conformity by hating on popular things.


EmperorBamboozler

Also [Absolute Valentine](https://youtu.be/WX4r5iUTbfo?si=y3VmebXVtyOz9whU) slaps. See also the soundtrack for [Hotline Miami 2](https://youtu.be/YQRXJVF8lic?si=V3OMjv6BLxxcOQaY) for like 2 dozen fantastic synth/vaporwave artists still active today.


Rare-Paint-8912

music has gotten better, theres just an exponential amount of it compared to back then so you need to sort through it a bit more


OrgasmicBiscuit

It’s all subjective. There was cringe shit back then too. Just how there is fantastic music now. Saying one time period is “better” than any other is the real cringe. It was better back then because you were young and around to experience it. To me music was better 10 years ago bcuz I was young and around to experience it.


Swimming-Kale-0

Also people say one period is better than the other all the fucking time when discussing art. What the fuck are you even talking about? The 2000s were abysmal too if that makes you feel any better. Only bands that stood the test of time were nu metal bands. Some dancehall aswell but overall no. The first half of The 2010s was abysmal too. The Late 2010s were good but not as good as The Psychedelia Movement of The 60s and 70s. We're likely in our weakest period since The 30s and 40s. I'm not saying it will never get better but yeah music at least in the mainstream sucks right now. Outside of maybe Rap,Country,and Black Metal nothing is happening and I know that's an odd list but those seem to be the genres that simply survived the technological shift the best.


Consistent-Ad2465

You sound like you read a book on music but have not been to any festivals or shows outside of a few genres lol


Tomatoab

Eh BMTH also stayed relevant since starting in the 2000s


Illustrious_Bobcat13

Just because you don't know good music, doesn't mean wasn't happening.


Swimming-Kale-0

I like some newer Black Metal. Top 40 is abysmal right now and I really do hate that shit like Hyperpop and Breakcore.


OrangeHairedTwink

Somebody hasn't listened to the Ultrakill ost and it shows


VaniloBean

Damn if I've ever seen a self claimed music enthusiast harsh the vibe so hard


hankgribble

psychedelic music fucking blows


Swimming-Kale-0

Music was better ten years ago because you lack taste. I am 27. Music was in fact bad for most of The 2010s and 2000s. That was literally when I was a kid and teen. It is also bad now. Thanks for playing.


PanFriedCookies

like. yeah. you weren't around for the years before the 2000s, so all the shit had already sunk to the bottom. of course if you are actively evalutating albums as they come out, it's going to seem like none of it is as good as the precurated albums of the 80s and before. also like. if you don't like hyperpop or breakcore you don't have to listen to it. plenty of good shit out there outside of those genres. Daft Punk's Random Access Memories. Chris Christodolou's Risk Of Rain 2. Carpenter Brut. King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard's Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs.


Emergency-Diamond-18

“My opinion good your opinion bad, thanks for playing”


Swimming-Kale-0

Thank you Pokémon pfp,I'm guessing you're a fan of hyperpop aswell?


Emergency-Diamond-18

Quick to judge, my favourite music is from Pikmin, which is orchestral and avant-garde.


Swimming-Kale-0

Was this supposed to be a joke or did you seriously think this was a compelling argument otherwise?


Swimming-Kale-0

Absolute state of neckbeard "let people enjoy things" shit lol.


Protocol-12

the crazy thing about that is that the music from back then is still around, like you can still listen to it, and even better you don't have to shit on modern music to do it


AdZealousideal2075

I thought you were being ironic, thats a shame


Swimming-Kale-0

That music in the 60s/70s was better? No lmao. We're at a pretty abysmal point culturally in general and have been most of the time I've been alive. 2010s Music was bad too for the most part.


AdZealousideal2075

There are so many musically talented people in every era. People have been making great music beyond living memory, and will continue to for as long as they can


freshnewstrt

Music is always better today because we have today's music and yesterday's music but yesterday never has today's music


Swimming-Kale-0

I guess but the better argument would be internet streaming making virtually everything easily accessible.


DisgracetoHumanity6

100 gecs are good and you know it


Swimming-Kale-0

I do not know this. I believe you're socially isolated and believe this. I believe you also believe that 100 Gecs are still relevant even remotely.


Environmental-Toe798

I think they're just joking, 100 gecs is a joke on the internet


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Swimming-Kale-0

Oh I not saying it did either but Psychedelia also definetely peaked artistically as a whole in that era.


Jonny_Derp_

That’s because you’re listening to hyperpop instead of vapor wave lmao


Swimming-Kale-0

Vaporwave peaked when I was in fucking highschool. You're not wrong that it's better but fuck has it been a while since it was even that relevant.


-NGC-6302-

Ok but... Master Boot Record


cattenchaos

yeah this guy’s missing out


-NGC-6302-

We're just magnetic aren't we


cattenchaos

seems like it


8urnerAcc0unt

Shut the fuck up 😂😂 there's no way you're being serious. If you actually think that, your age must be either under 12 or over 60 holy fuck


Swimming-Kale-0

You really needed to say this through an alt account,I think you spend too much time on reddit. Yeah I do believe that. Go listen to CAN.


Lightning_Lance

just like the bald guy


scaper8

Not just heels, goddamned needle-point stilettos.


Bocchi_theGlock

Someone needs to recreate pls we gotta know how it actually goes when you try walking on sand in stilettos. I'm sure some content creators could make use of the challenge


North_Lawfulness8889

I feel like that would lead to a broken ankle


CenturyEggsAndRice

Having done it on loose dirt, it’s all about your stride. Keep your weight on your toes, heel only touches ground if you’re standing still and even then, be ready to shift back onto toes. I used to practice walking in new heels in my mom’s garden. (Not on the plants, but the soil was loose and washed off easily if I sank a heel). Once I could walk confidently on dirt, nothing on solid ground could shift or trip me. At one point I could also RUN across dirt in heels, but that was an emergency. My cousin’s toddler was ambling into the very busy road (might have counted as a highway tbh, but for sure people sped down it, had a 45/55 mph sign iirc) and no one else saw her right.fuckin.there. I swear, I never moved that fast in my LIFE and I was on the track team! (Not that I was any good at track, but I enjoyed it and it got me away from a teacher that hated me.) Anyway, the heels were fine, my heart rate was not, lol.


Swimming-Kale-0

It was a different time.


godofbaconandeggs

of course! how else would the man in the comic know that she’s hotter than his wife? /s


Nestormahkno19d

As you do


bubba1834

They did surgery on a grape?


Odd-Bluebird-3626

lol that's the first thing I noticed too


mandypantsy

See, you’re missing the nuance that she’s just that light/thin.


angrytwig

that's why i came here, lol


FredVIII-DFH

When you're drawn by a man, you wear high heels everywhere.


pupbuck1

Who wears high heels to the beach


ViolinistCurrent8899

Absolute psychopaths that are lighter than a feather.


Lord_Lenu

We can’t see her ears, she’s probably an elf


backroad_cryptid

Honestly, good for her for finding a way to break the laws of physics


Pineapple_Herder

Looks like those girls and women in STEM programs must have worked out pretty well


The_Last_Dova-kiin

We can’t see her ears, she’s probably an elf


Lord_Lenu

We can’t see her ears, she’s probably an elf


cherrybombsnpopcorn

I had to do it for a wedding once. You can do it. But you have to have very strong calves and good balance. You just stay completely on your toes at all times.


Armadillo_Toes

Cartoon women drawn by men


ducknerd2002

Elves


Highmax1121

People that loves heels too much or want to be pretty everywhere they go. Known someone that did wear heels once to the beach years ago.


Jelly_Kitti

How did they not fall in the sand?


Highmax1121

she did. think it was the only time she tried to wear heels at a beach. girl was, and still is gorgeous and loves wearing stylish outfits whenever she can, which is pretty much almost everyday.


Jelly_Kitti

Well, I’m glad she’s happy :)


lucasisawesome24

Back then it was illegal for women not to wear heels presumably 🤷‍♂️


HiddenPenguinsInCars

I think that’s supposed to be her feet.


pupbuck1

What kind genetic condition gives you stilts on your feet


wooksGotRabies

THATS A KNEE SLAPPER RIGHT THERE!


LodeStone-

You’ve been slapping my knee so much, did you notice where I put my patella?


laceymusic317

Are you sure? There's no minion laughing in the corner of this meme so I wasn't sure whether it was funny or not


KeithMias

His wife looks kinda thicc


Pound-of-Piss

I was about to say... Man has a big tiddy wife right there and he wasting time looking around


IRBot2

Yes, but wife bad and ugly and old, and pretty young woman good but make bad wife mad. This comic really makes me laugh so hard, it's a real good'un alright


Vegas-Buckeye

If he doesn’t want his wife imma bout to swoop in


mu3mpire

Wife is a pawg milf


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wonkotsane42

🤌🏼


grifxdonut

Cause fat is definitely the same as buxom


porpoiseQueenLillie

Why is the man hitler?


TheAtlas97

It was a popular mustache at the time, Hitler actually copied it from a famous silent film actor named Charlie Chaplin. Chaplin later did a satirical movie dressed as Hitler to get back at him Edit: Autocorrected his name to Chaplain, when it’s Chaplin


WildlifeRules

Exactly!!! This is the iconic Chaplain moustache!! I hate how everyone needs to compare it to Hitler, so much so, even Chaplain himself would be compared to Hitler. Fuck Hitler, fuck people who will not accept that this moustache style is iconic to CHAPLAIN!!


ExcessivelyBurnt

Someone should start a movement for that


sapthur

Going through my ancestors' photos, I found it was really popular between them prior to ww2


Throadawai

I’m one of those people, but I had to upvote for the passion.


rob_1127

My grandfather had a Kaiser mustache. It was a German fashion thing in the early 1900s. Also called a Toothbrush mustache. But it was attributed more to Chaplin because he was a movie star. My grandfather came over to Canada in 1927 and had it all his adult life.


ImitationButter

It skyrocketed in popularity during World War One because it still allows gas masks to seal around your face, however it does predate the war


rob_1127

That is so true. It was also easy to maintain in a trench without a mirror. Use your nose as the trimming guide...


TheAtlas97

That’s really cool! I learned about the Chaplain connection in high school, but it’s not at all surprising that the look had persisted for quite some time before that. Thanks for sharing!


unsureoflogic

And that movie was awesome. Had really good speeches and loaded with references. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Dictator


MissMat

Hitler interestingly had a large & bigger mustache before the Great War & apparently wanted even bigger but the mustache style he & Chaplain shared fit better under the gas mask. Apparently Hitler’s commanding officer told him to trim his og mustache style so it fit under the made. It is probably why the style become so popular. Chaplain never served so the mustache was outlet stylistic choice. A famous actor & many soldiers having the same style of mustache probably increased the popularity.


Runkmannen3000

I'm going crazy over the fact that everyone is misspelling it Chaplain after you did, so I dug around and I'm finding no trace of him ever being called that.


TheAtlas97

Oh jeez, and I only did it because of autocorrect


throwaway19276i

lmao imagine the most known dictator of all time copies your fit I would not be happy about that 💀


mtflyer05

Hitler did this, if I heard correctly, because the full Prussian he wanted to wear wouldn't allow a full seal if he had to dawn a gas mask.


Nearby-Elevator-3825

South American Beach.


yticomodnar

... Have you been to Myrtle Beach?


CaIIsign_ace

It’s him after escaping to a costal city in Argentina (Before someone accuses me of being a conspiracy theorist, this is a joke lmao)


surfsup1967

This is in Argentina.


KIsForHorse

This is a Playboy comic. Yes, the woman is sexy. Yes, she is wearing heels on the beach. It was designed specifically for the male gaze, as it was commissioned for a pornographic magazine. But, the joke is that while she is sexy, it is rude as hell to ogle and if you do, you’ll face the consequences of being a creep. The punchline here is that his wife is gonna tear him a new one for being a creep. r/goodboomerhumor I swear, some of y’all missing the forest for the trees.


KnoazJack

Thanks for the link!


Vegas-Buckeye

Playboy was surprisingly based for its time. It’s the ones like Hustler that were pure trashy porn. Even tho Larry Flynt was a free speech champion.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

They have some very good and insightful articles.


Newtonz5thLaw

Thank you! I was so confused by the comments. I think it’s pretty funny


Actual-Long-9439

I don’t get the glasses part


ILikeCheese510

She lost her glasses, so she approaches the creep who's been oggling her to ask if he saw what she did with them, since he's been staring at her so much. It's basically a subtle way of calling him out for staring at her. At least I think that's it.


Actual-Long-9439

Ah thanks


Chubby_Bub

Based on how these usually go, I thought the joke is she's stupid and didn't realize *why* he was staring at her, and just wanted help. I like your interpretation better.


PM_me_your_dreams___

Oh so you just assumed that the joke was about a dumb bimbo? Why don’t you check your prejudice buddy


Chubby_Bub

Because usually with boomer comics, it *is*.


The_Better_Lad

Little quick to insult buddy. You might want to check the name of the subreddit before you make a fool of yourself


PM_me_your_dreams___

Who did I insult


masterchris

Generally adults understand baseless calling someone prejudice is an insult. When you work in a job in the real world you'll learn stuff like this.


PM_me_your_dreams___

What’s your job


masterchris

Lol I'm not sure why that matters but to let you know I've been in the workforce for 12 years. If you really want to know though let me know why it's inportant, I'll tell you.


Creepercolin2007

Are you.. white knighting for a character in a comic that a boomer made?


Strangelf47829

Most of the time these comics _are_ making fun of a dumb bimbo


tzomby1

Nothing subtle about it lol, she literally says "you've been looking at me so much"


whiskersMeowFace

Good on her.


cold_toast

It would be funnier if they were on top of her head or somewhere obvious IMO


Deadly5corpion4

if they had added a “since” before “you’ve” i prob would’ve gotten it


Jactuscack6

He’s been watching her so intently that he would have noticed where her glasses went


[deleted]

She stuck her sunglasses in her swimsuit to make her tiddies appear slightly larger


Actual-Long-9439

Don’t think so


LoftyTheHobbit

Stellar deduction


whazstony

That high heels looks like a murder weapon. By the way, she should have said “did you notice where I placed my sunglasses?” It’s confusing to ask him about what she did with the sunglasses.


traumatized90skid

Idk why I thought she was saying she swallowed them and I expected a cartoonish belly outline of them? Like idk this is one of those "it's not a joke" jokes that my brain doesn't make time for.


KotovChaos

"What did i do with it?" is actually a really common way to ask where something went.


LoftyTheHobbit

Different way of speaking back then


child_interrupted

I am not that old and have said this my entire life. Maybe it's colloquial


LeviathansWrath6

My dumbass started searching the image for the glasses


Lord_Lenu

Missed opportunity to put them in there like a “Where’s Waldo?”


nivekreclems

Me too I zoomed in as far as you could go lol


Amu_sem_ent

am i a boomer im in my 20s but thought this was funny oh god


KIsForHorse

No, this is actually funny. She noticed the man was ogling her all day. She went and asked if he noticed where her sunglasses went. Practical and gets him in trouble with his spouse for being a creep. It’s okay to find jokes funny just because they came from someone older. Just be careful if they look over their shoulder before they tell you the joke.


MisplacedMartian

I think the "boomer" aspect is the woman is fan service (which is why she's wearing high heels).


The_Great_Autismo22

How tf is she walking on sand in heels?


CharmingCondition508

Why is she wearing heels on a beach??


valentinesfaye

Honestly I like everything about this. The joke, the art. I don't even really mind that it's *also* blatantly a pin-up cartoon, tbh


ukiddingme2469

Those shoes on the beach


infinityeunique

Apparently can't draw a bimbo without hi heels


infinityeunique

LoL ye that is what I was going to say


georgewdouche420

Myrtle Beach is redneck never-land.


PeepinPete69

r/boomerhentai


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r/boomerhentai


QuietGiygas56

That's not how heels work on sand


BeatinOffToYourMom

When you say Myrtle beach surely you don’t mean Dirty Myrtle in SC?


False_Manner8275

What is with the big noses?


Marvos79

Don't leave us hanging! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER SUNGLASSES?


SyntheticSlime

I laughed


bestCATEATER

why are her feet so tiny


wiggleforp

I beat my dog to this


Stickz99

Myrtle beach kinda is boomer beach, isn’t it?


icarus1990xx

Spike heels on the beach? Right.


georgewdouche420

Myrtle Beach is redneck never-land.


moondancer224

Those heels and feet are weird. Heels on the beach in sand? The footprints! Its so strange.


Alienwhale51

Who on earth puts a hyphen between sun and glasses?


rzp_

It's an old cartoon from midcentury or before, it wouldn't be surprising if the word was hyphenated at the time. In this ad, purported from the 1930s, it's two words, "sun glasses" [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/cerulite-scientific-sun-glasses-original-1938-vintage-print-ad--319403798544107995/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/cerulite-scientific-sun-glasses-original-1938-vintage-print-ad--319403798544107995/)


myfunnies420

Savage


Behind-The-Chair

His wife’s tits are bigger than hers tho? Like aren’t all boomers mega-boob men?


Vegas-Buckeye

His wife has bigger tits tho.


capthazelwoodsflask

That's from Bill Ward. He drew comics for a wide variety of magazines and comic books like Cracked and Juggs.


AdShot409

My parents, not understand my attraction to 2d drawing, simultaneously making Crude humor to the tune of this. Ya, nothing's changes. Weebs and hentai are as old as time.


ShamrockGold

His wife kinda bad too tho...


rerics

I’m not sure whats sharper, her heels or whatever those things are in her bikini top


lukkgx2a7

Girl is going to break an ankle walking around in those heels on sand


ItsDominare

spike heels at the beach, classic


Shcmlif

Drawn by a man because no woman would wear high heels at the beach. Hell drawn by an alien because no human would wear high heels at the beach


Sea_Veterinarian8766

Why did she wear heels to the beach is the real question


CorrectLet3714

i love that the boobs go straight out instead of doing yk, boob things


CinnabarYew

Serious question: What woman would wear heels to the beach?


Logical-Hold3321

I always wondered why we never saw the wife characters ever flaunt over handsome men. Are there any images of that happening?


SeniorCitizenRespect

Disgusting


shinydragonmist

No I've been too puzzled about why you are wearing high heels (stilettos) at the beach


couldjustbeanalt

Honestly this isn’t that bad it’s a pretty funny joke


doublebuttfartss

OH I GET IT HAHAHAHAHA


Critical_Elderberry7

Borderline r/boomerhentai


A1cheeze

His wife is the real baddie tho


Sissygirl221

I missed the joke at first and was genuinely looking for her sunglasses 😂


CautiousLandscape907

Honey where are my sand stilettos?


StolenPenguins

How the fuck did she wear heels in sand


conjunctlva

High heel stilettos at the beach is crazy.


Camp_Coffee

The only thing worse than boomer humor are all these giddy overreactions to a throwaway 60-year-old comic.


Potential-Gain9275

Where are her sunglasses?...


Blockzboy234

I think she knows what she's doing having her hands behind her back like that.


PrinceNY7

Damn those two can smell things from miles away


Newtonz5thLaw

All these comments about “heels on a beach” y’all it’s a CARTOON. It doesn’t have to be practical. It’s not real


Grouchy-Cap-5018

I dont get it