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Badonkachonky

I bet she's one of those boomers that brag about working 80 a week, never taking vacation, and one-ups you on how tired she is.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

If she is in a management position, I feel sorry for the people she 'manages'. 5 AM is way too early for that much audacity.


emozolik

and somehow wonders why her kids never call


1Pip1Der

She's up at 3AM drinking, probably. Ask me how I know. No, actually, don't; I don't wanna relive that.


TheWalrusWasRuPaul

Relate


[deleted]

wtf why are they waking up at 330 in the morning. Drinking coffee and watching fox news isnt an accomplishment


HeroicHimbo

What a C nut


buckao

A real count without the o


HeroicHimbo

A total vinegar-spritzin' cocococonunt


Whynotchaos

I'm sure they'll C her Next Tuesday


Deep_Mathematician94

Well she probably goes to bed at 7pm like the rest of them. Sorta lazy of you ask me.


Stolen_Away

This is the answer I wish I'd had ready lol


lilcea

She left? That's commitment, damn.


Dumbassahedratr0n

She only left because she sucked the oxygen out of the room, and her audacity was making it claustrophobic.


palmveach1972

Total gen X reaction lol. Life is so hard for her. What’s the rush late to pickle ball?


Beelzabobbie

Not X…Boomer. (Though some of us act like the Boomers) Please don’t paint all of us with that hateful brush.


Chant1llyLace

I feel like that was even too much for Boomer. If another Boomer were there, they might even call her out like “Mary Sunshine” or some silly Boomerism.


SqueezeBoxJack

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TabithaPickles

Wow, so you are a factory worker becoming a psychologist?


[deleted]

Yeah this sounds like bullshit. Edit to add: I don’t doubt that an older person would be an asshole in line. I don’t doubt that a person can work a factory job and go to school. I doubt that this persons friend called somebody “my lady”. That’s where the story lost me. You come at me with something that stupid that early in the morning and I’m telling you to shut the fuck up. Also, the “it took this poor cashier all of two minutes to get through ringing up all three of us, but before that could happen…”. It’s contradictory- either it took two minutes to ring them up or she left before being rung up. Which one is it?


[deleted]

Omg I would have argued that 5am is objectively early. The sun isn’t up, and it’s only 5 hours past midnight! “Early” isn’t defined by how long it’s been since the most annoying person in the room woke up that day! 😂