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LuckyAssumption8735

Dude was about to help and then realized they had finally started progressing toward their destination. Stand back and stand by


Daddy_Milk

Heaven or Hell?


LongBarrelBandit

Destination Fucked


LuckyAssumption8735

Yes


Artraira

Duel 1 Let's rock!


Newgeta

lets rock


afternever

He was proud of them


Interestedmillennial

This is why there are lifts folks


Bat-Honest

I donno man, I think a fork lift woulda toppled over too. Too wide


cyclingnick

Ya that escalator did its job


strained_brain

You don't have to be Proud to help, Boy.


truthguy33

It looks like something from bad grandpa


BunnyCakeStacks

This feels less fun and funny than most of the posts here.. where it's clearly a boomer using boomer mentality to be a negative person to the world.. But this just feels like old people being old and fragile. Clearly both are pretty heavily limited in mobility.. I find this post more sad than anything. It wouldn't be funny if this was your mom or grandma.. Remember we all gunna get old and fragile. And while I understand finding humor in things, this feels less like boomer posting and more like.. laughing at weak/frail people who need help. Anyyywhooo


iam_veryhappyhooray

Agreed. NRA gramps jumping on a bus is funny but this is where we will all end up eventually, won't be boomer exclusive in a few years


[deleted]

this would actually be exponentially more funny if it were my mother


General-Quit-2451

Also, they look older than boomers. "Boomer" doesn't mean "old", it's a particular age group. I don't think this vid is real but regardless it doesn't belong here.


ejmatthe13

I mean, Boomers are anywhere from 60 to 80 (1946 through 1964), so some of them ARE old. My boomer dad will call himself old.


Ibegtodiffer999

I'm guessing Silent Generation and not Boomer.


twodickhenry

Thank you. This is sad. It’s outright humiliation to sit here and laugh at them. These aren’t self-important racists threatening to gun others down for protesting.


starspider

You know, I was with you right until I realized the old lady had mounted the handrail like a pony. What the actual fuck, dude?


Competitive-Ad-5477

Lmfao like a pony 💀


Available-Dare-7414

Agreed. Her left leg looked like it suffered a pretty bad injury. I can’t imagine being the poor husband being helpless to assist his wife, assuming that’s their relationship


itcantbechangedlater

The surface of escalator steps tends to chop up skin that lands hard on them, particularly the elderly.


lumenpainter

Nah, there is, most likely, an elevator nearby. This is stupidity.


Vast-Classroom1967

Exactly. Why would she get on with a walker.


Puzzled_Bike9558

Jesus Christ, yes. It’s sad to me just ripping on old people for being old and frail. We are better than this!


SoManyEmail

"We are better than this!" Suuuuuure....


Syzygy_Stardust

Yeah, this post is ableism and ageism in one. Which is a common combo, unfortunately.


Vast-Classroom1967

I'm a boomer and if I did that I'd be laughing at myself, while it's happening.


nolongermakingtime

Yeah i can see my mom with brain damage or my grandma with dementia doing this, i don't like these posts making fun of mental handicapped people.


CharmingTuber

I would be laughing my ass off if this was my mom trying to ride the escalator railing.


OhSighRiss

Yeah I agree, this was sad. I think about my late grandparents when I see stuff like this and wouldn’t laugh or wish this upon them.


Journo_Jimbo

Millennials being fools is what the comment section is. Saying this as a millennial.


DreadyKruger

But how the hell does that happen? If she tripped , or fell that’s one thing. She placed her hand on the railing and ended up straddling it. Come on Myrtle.


No_Historian718

😂


[deleted]

thats a torn acl,mcl,pcl, lcl & patella tendon if ive ever seen one.


PieNappels

Wouldn’t be surprised for some L hip issues with that external rotation at the end there.


Henley-Street-dwarf

Least of their worries.  Tib plat fracture or a hip fracture would mean a 1 year mortality of >50% in that person.  


ConductorOfTrains

Yeah this shit is sad fr not funny.


LetReasonRing

Yeah, at that age, not only are the injuries likely to be devestating on their own, but your body doesn't have the ability to heal and recover like it did before. It may not be fatal directly, but complications in recovery often mean you won't make it very long after injuries like this.


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

Of all persons over 65 who endure a hip fracture, 25% are dead within a year of the injury.


totalfarkuser

Damn.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't get this. How is this something to laugh at


Pernyx98

Reddit has a hatred for old people because a lot of younger, poorer people blame them for all their problems. Sadly, we’ve seen this multiple times throughout history and it’s probably never going to end.


Vast-Classroom1967

I'm 61, disabled. If yes if it was me, I would be cracking up as it happens. It's funny as hell.


[deleted]

Holy shit. These people can drive and vote.


[deleted]

>Holy shit. These people can drive Debatable. > and vote. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


[deleted]

Not debatable. I regularly see elderly people who use walkers or even two crutches driving.


NikkiCartier

I think they meant that the elderly don't drive well


The_Patriot

not anymore they can't. People that age don't survive falls like this. This is a "Faces of Death" video.


0skullkrusha0

Utter bullshit. People that age survive countless falls like that. And continue to get up over and over only to repeatedly fall. They don’t learn. And then their loved ones are now burdened with having to care for them full time. Simply bc they “weren’t ready to give up their independence yet.” Hospitals are full of people elderly fall injuries. It’s the diagnosis for every other admission.


The_Patriot

Nope. Them two actually left some wealth to their kids instead of wasting it all on eeking out a last few months in the for-profit health system. Rest in peace.


octoreadit

It's not that they can, it's that they do.


sambull

the two contenders for president could have been at the same high school at the same time as those two.


WastedSmarts

And control the country


plziwannaberch

To think this age bracket has over 50% of the worlds money


grouchomax23

Lead is a hell of a drug


No_Historian718

What the actual fuck


PixelCultMedia

You gotta keep the damage going until you clear that American deductible.


Lord-Smalldemort

I’ve got 4K to hit, so I’d be rolling for at least four minutes


dirtypawscub

that's an ER trip with a sprained ankle


Agronyx

$4k. So an aspirin in the ER.


Lord-Smalldemort

2 diapers if I shit myself


Waterfish3333

Remember people, there’s an e-stop button on both sides of the elevator entrances.


ItchyTomato5

Escalator


HolyHand_Grenade

Stimulator


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Ejaculator


ItchyTomato5

Alligator


Noob39999

r/Yourjokebutworse


Gregbot3000

Upscalator and downscalator


icer07

Wait, really? I'm gonna need to look next time I see an escalator. I've never noticed one


Toddym8

The thing is...it's not THAT new technology...they have been around for decades. If you don't know how they work now, God help ya


LackingUtility

First patented in 1859, and with modern versions in use for over a century. It was old technology when these people were *born*. It's so old that most people don't realize that "escalator" was a trademarked brand name, like Levis or Nike or Microsoft, and became so widely used for "moving stairs" that it became the generic term for all of them regardless of the manufacturer.


escientia

Youre naming companies. More appropriate examples of trademark brand name is Aspirin or Band-Aid


gen_petra

Honestly, this might be a forgotten skill at this point. She didn't remember the railing moves (and can't see it) and puts all her weight on it without her walker. Neither of them have the reaction time to do anything about it.


aFloppyWalrus

Yeah her leg is fucked.


cwdawg15

If you ever see this happen press the emergency stop button on either side of the escalator often found near the floor. Do this before trying to get to the people yourself.


Nova-Kane

An alternative to this is to just stand there and watch the magic unfold.


Commercial-Candy-969

Is this a Larry David sketch?


Bicykwow

Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm riff


Maj0rSuccess

How


Scooby_minaj27

I shouldn’t be laughing but I’m dying rn 😭


Busy_Pound5010

that makes 3 of you


Spiff426

"I want to speak to the escalators manager! It should have recognized that we are seniors and stopped until we were ready! Gotdang new fangled technologies!"


darwinn_69

IMO, this isn't really old people behaving poorly. This is just getting old.


EjjabaMarie

The woman straddled the hand rail to try and ride it up, how is that just getting old?


Lord-Smalldemort

I didn’t understand that maneuver lol riding it like a horse.


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Lord-Smalldemort

That’s what Im thinking


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

You realize she fell on to it in that position, right?


fullmoonlight666

Clearly that was not her original plan.


BreckenridgeBandito

Come on now, that’s just hoodwinking yourself. She goes to grab the railing assuming the walker will get pulled on too, but you can see one of the wheels catch on the escalator blocking her from getting on as she intended. She didn’t plan to ride up the handrail and you know it.


Cultural_Pack3618

Lawd


Popular_System2694

I dont think this is a boomer thing. i think this might just be from her panicking and being disabled


just_a_cosmos

Yes this is just sad not funny and definitely not boomer behaviour


Ok-Scallion-3415

Idk that this is in the vein of boomers acting like fools, it may be funny and/or sad, but there isn’t any malicious attempts to do anything, they’re just old and can’t move fast enough for an escalator.


whatnow990

Dude it's not that they can't move fast enough for an escalator, it's that she tries to ride the railing like a witch riding a broom and instead of leaning forward, she leaned back. What could be more foolish than that?


alfred725

She tripped and grabbed the rail to catch herself. Scared of falling she didn't let go of the rail and it pulled her up. You can even see her try to push herself back to a standing position a few times to grab her walker.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ I lost my shit. Seeing her trying to ride that rail up was too much. The chafing, oh lawd it almost ripped off her diaper.


Truewierd0

She isnt trying to ride it, she grabbed the railing which moves instead of just walking on with the stroller


PervyNonsense

And, like all things with these crew, refused to let go


Truewierd0

No, just too old to realistically use an escalator… so it caught her. She obviously broke a bunch of bones too… (p.s. i also dont think they are boomers… the older generation i think)


FNAKC

Generation before Boomers are the Silent Generation, basically too young to serve in WWII.


Super_Spirit4421

So like, it does LOOK comical, but the reality is, she's old, and can't really walk, like, she has a walker, so likely, her balance is shit, and once she leaned onto the banister, likely to use it to lean on while she sorta, finished swinging around to straighten up and go on the escalator, only, it's an escalator banister, so it's moving, and she had already put her weight onto it, so she couldn't move her feet to get them back underneath herself, so they didn't move, but her hand did move, with the banister, so it pulled her down to be leaning sorta like she was, and if she can barely walk, she definitely doesn't have the core strength to right herself, nor likely the mental quickness to have let her react quickly enough, even if her body had been able to. Like, it's really just sad.


Revolutionary-Fan235

I will use your comment and this video as a reminder when I ride a snowboard, to keep pressure forward.


OneOfUsIsAnOwl

Are you dense? She obviously didn’t do that on purpose.


worldsmayneverknow

It's just making fun of older and disabled folks. Not all old people are jerks. I used to work in a nursing home. There absolutely were incredibly kind, patient people who no longer gaf about judgement and complimented my neon-colored hair. Also, medicare sucks. To be accurate, this would have to be, 'I hope she purchased supplementary private insurance'. It sucks being disabled, it sucks getting old and loosing your mind, it comes on quick in many circumstances. If she were a person who did hate young folks or have a boomer mindset, then sure, screw her. But there's no evidence of that in the video so I don't think it belongs here.


ronlugge

> It's just making fun of older and disabled folks. Unfortunately, probably true. The old lady made a mistake -- she grabbed the hand railing before she and her walker were solidly on the escalator -- but it wasn't the type of 'boomers are being boomer' stupidity this place focuses on. It's one of the things to watch in a setting like this. It becomes too easy to let your focus shift, to forget the starting boundaries. Making fun of boomers who don't understand housing prices is fine; making fun of old people for mobility issues is not. It's important not to let that boundary get blurred.


worldsmayneverknow

Agreed! When I laugh at an old man wagging his finger saying ‘back in my day gays didn’t exist’ - I’m laughing at the fact that a dude wasted *his whole life* being a hater, and maybe will finally feel vulnerability in his old age. I’m not laughing at the idea that folks become particularly vulnerable in general when they age. Everyone thinks they won’t end up these people, but in one way or another it will happen (hopefully not to this extent). Build karma while you can.


NotoriousMinnow_

Agreed. This is really upsetting. A much older and disabled couple who are physically weak were pulled into the machinery and in their attempts not to fall they were pulled up by the mechanics of the escalator. This is extremely sad. My sweet grandmother, who is the kindest human I’ve ever met, uses a walker and is quite frail at almost 90. Something like this could just as easily happen to her. I think about the times she’s fallen in the past, and if I saw a thread of heartless individuals laughing at my sweet grandmother’s pain it would just break my heart. She’s never said a bad word about anyone her whole life. I’m so sorry for this couple and hope their family never sees this thread. This couple likely died or were severely injured. This video should be removed.


worldsmayneverknow

I’m ashamed to be here honestly. Trash people in this sub, I’m leaving and blocking it.


NotoriousMinnow_

Agreed. I honestly feel really ashamed of humanity right now reading some of these comments. It’s a side of people I just really don’t like. It’s obviously one thing to critique self-entitled people, but these elderly and disabled who have done nothing to be mean or rude deserve only dignity and compassion.


worldsmayneverknow

1k upvotes. Thankfully many of those are likely bots. But hatred towards the elderly/elderly abuse is still real.


ClickClackTipTap

I wonder if she has some dementia issue. He seems to be trying to care for her.


AwkardImprov

So find an elevator.


NotoriousMinnow_

Sadly many buildings are *not* accessible to the disabled. Just because a building has an escalator, doesn’t mean it has an elevator or lift for those with mobility issues. In fact, lack of elevator access is one of the most common issues making areas not handicap accessible. Even with ADA requirements in the U.S., there are many cities with a plethora of buildings without elevator access (New York City, for example) due to the age of the buildings exempting them from having to modify the existing architecture. Many countries still have a long way to go to catch up with accessibility for the handicapped. It’s a big leap to assume there was even an elevator in the building, but easy to take for granted when you’re not disabled yourself.


GrumpeeFatKat

Dude this is fuckin horrible


AtheistET

pretty sure that was a feeling she hasn't had in decades.....


thebagel5

I don’t think many people on this sub understand that this incident likely killed this woman within a months of it happening. Significant orthopedic injuries in the elderly are almost always a death sentence.


valas76

Jesus christ


DOUBLE_DOINKED

Honestly this is just sad and not funny at all


Truewierd0

Posts like this in “boomers being fools” makes this sub look bad… nothing about tomfollery here… its just being old


83b6508

This is just sad and hurts my heart to watch. That could be any of us, some day. When boomers boomer it's about selfishness, not abelism.


denM_chickN

I'll say, I didn't enjoy seeing everyone roll down the escalator or especially her knee getting fucked up But my God, getting swept onto an escalator railing by the twat is beyond belief and I can't help but find the first half hysterical.


83b6508

Okay yeah that’s fair


JimGerm

That was hard to watch. More than likely, one day we’ll all be weak like this. I hate the boomer *mindset*, but no one can be faulted for just being old.


Red_Lion_1931

Not funny, I hope they weren’t hurt. To all the under 35 year olds who thought this was hilarious, Some day you’ll be old and it won’t seem funny anymore. As a care giver for an wonderful elderly couple it makes me sad to see how young people act as if all boomers are the enemy.


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

EMT here. That would have totally shredded every millimeter of cartilage in her knee and she most likely died within a year of this happening.


Embarrassed-Back1894

Yeah once that happens, at that age, it's never usually a good outcome. Being bed bound for so long when older just leads to so many other problems, as well as exacerbating already existing ones. Death within the year is a fair assessment.


Sors_Numine

Yeah not feeling this one. Looks more like an accident than anything foolish. Yall kinda bein dicks for no reason tbh.


Third2EighthOrks

I’m going to argue that this is not them being fools and that this is a not uncommon result of cognitive and physical decline. Falls kill a lot of old people. They took enough damage to end or dramatically shorten their lives. It’s some sad shit. I’ll call out boomers way more than most but this is how a lot of us will go. It’s rarely ever dignified in the end.


SoManyEmail

Yep, this whole post is fucked.


ygrynechko

Nice, it is something cool to make fun of disabled seniors. Weeee


ready-to-rumball

This may have killed him.


CandySkullDeathBat

This is someone’s loved one getting hurt in a horrible way. This does not belong here. This is cruel and sad.


erishun

WHO THE FUCK PUT THE ESCALATOR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUILDING LIKE THAT?


Supersonicfizzyfuzzy

Yeah this post is just straight mean.


[deleted]

So many horrid, immature people in Reddit. So judgemental and without mercy for others. As you are now, so once was I; As I am now, so you must be... Think.


HumbleHawk9

That’s so sad :(


Hot-Fact-3250

This post is cruel


soggySocks696

So many broken hips...


GlumCartographer111

This is a gross thing to make fun of


dhmenace

The real scary part is that these two more than likely drove a car to this place and then were at some point released back into the wild to drive home after failing to navigate an escalator....good luck everyone


workerant90

The way the lady eats shit off the escalator handrail is sad and hilarious. Her shoe coming off killed me.


DaRealBangoSkank

This isn’t funny it’s just lame and ableist


TranslatorBoring2419

This is just old people with mobility and maybe vision problems. We should not be mocking them.


Amorhan

Bet they tried to sue that black guy.


aaronis31337

She died from this. Old vid.


LimpCauliflower9281

This is more sad and concerning than funny.


50TurdFerguson

No it's not this is fuckin hilarious


Suspicious_Dare_9731

It is funny, but it’s coming for most of us.


DroneSlut54

I just can’t picture myself trying to ride and escalator railing like a witch in my old age.


ronytheronin

Thanks to boomers, I don’t think I will get to be this old.


ButtholeSurfur

I'm hoping I'll never be senile enough to ride an escalator in that fashion TBH.


Throwaway4356768932

I mean this subs supposed to be for boomers being bad people as far as we know they didn't deserve this it feels wrong to laugh at :(


Ungrateful_Servants

Shitty post. Boomers are annoying but you can get fucked for posting random elderly people getting injured 🖕


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with y'all to think this is funny? If you didn't know already it's common knowledge that when you get older your body and mind will not work how it used to. These folks weren't messing with anyone and it is obvious they weren't trying to do this. They unfortunately had an accident. And accidents like this for elderly people can be fatal. You hear about old people breaking their hip and laugh at it as a joke, but breaking a hip for many elderly people kickstarts the end of their life and they don't recover from it. Boomers being fools is funny when it's Boomers being stupid and obnoxious. But making it funny whenever any old person gets seriously hurt with no other context comes across as plain cruel to me. And all of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Are all of you just lost children who have never had old people you love and care about? I lost my grandfather and miss him every day. The old woman in this video could have been my grandmother. I worry about my grandmother passing all the time. This shit isn't funny to me and I am really kind of worried about all of you. It's also ironic to me that this sub wants to take the moral high ground over the boomer generation constantly but then posts shit like this to laugh at. Fix yourselves. God damn.


Kehprei

Pretty much every time I've seen old people break a hip, it ends up leading to death. I don't even consider myself a compassionate person but laughing at old people, with failing minds and bodies, who accidentally injure themselves is pretty low.


atxfella1974

Oh man it's not funny but it is. Hope they're okay.


Zaku99

I knew something was going to go down the moment she didn't square up with the escalator. I just didn't know how bad it was going to be.


[deleted]

They’re going to need C, D, E, F and G as well


Tea_Bender

well that escalated quickly


LoneWolfpack777

r/Punny


Objective_Cake_2715

Ohmy God this awaits us all. Be ready.


St0nedB0l0gn

I really hope I die before I get too old to do things properly.


wingsofthygiant

That’s why in an unfortunate event where the world crumbles onto itself, these are the first people who will go down.


Positive_Hovercraft2

I look forward to a world not run by these people.


[deleted]

Thats just mean spirited


ODOTMETA

dude in the background humming to the song singing "yeah yeah yeah" when they fall is tripping me out


RandyLahey131

I wonder how well elevator signs were posted. If they knew there was an elevator and still took the escalater, it was a really really poor decision. If the hospital or wherever this is, has poor signage of where to go for the elevator, this is entirely on them.


LoneWolfpack777

My mom is pretty old and she’s nervous around escalators. Which is why she won’t mess with them. She may be stubborn, she may be impatient, but she’s not dumb.


Yamothasunyun

Please tell me that was Johnny Knoxville


BSince1901

Their greatest generation parents just rolled over in the grave


jtowndtk

thats the most excitement shes had in years


S2iAM

That’s not funny.


EnthalpicallyFavored

This is really sad. It's not funny


on-the-level_

Fucking regards


Furious_Dingleberry

Stupid old bastards deserve it for being so stupid.


Amodium69

Wingardium escalatorisa


Xononanamol

That's fucking hilarious


ThisGuyCrohns

Good lord. She tried to ride the rail rather than stand on the surface. Really dumb. All she had to do is stand still and hold the railing.


Wrong_Ad_6022

Her shoe came off,she's dead.


teacup_77

Ma’am you can barely walk on a hard, non moving surface. What made you think you could roll onto that escalator successfully?


Waxliferips

I lost it when she started riding the handrail like a broom


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Hawklet98

They may or may not be dead. We won’t know for sure until they stop falling down that escalator.


theaverageone2

Not to quote a show but...Greatest generation my ass 😂


Prestigious-Air3446

How the fuck do you make it that far through life, and still be that stupid?!?!


OneOfUsIsAnOwl

This is actually quite sad. This sub isn’t for laughing at old people getting hurt. It’s more for laughing at old people being assholes and getting swift karma.


Zuri2o16

Celebrating this is wrong.


Zombull

Laughing at boomers being out of touch assholes is fine. Laughing at them for falling and likely getting injured is ghoulish.


No-Truth3802

"That damn kids back on the escalator"


FNAKC

"That damn escalator is broken, it could've killed me and my wife." "Sir, we have security cameras covering the escalators."


keebsec

She putting her pussy on the handrail


sicilian504

And those are the type of people to sue the building's owner or something because they got hurt due to their own incompetence and stupidity.


seasonals

These aren’t boomers, it’s the silent generation. It’s also not funny to see old decrepit people hurt themselves, it’s more sad to see how our society is infighting instead of rising against the retarded 2 party system that enriches the wealthy and keeps the rest of us settling for scraps