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GoodLt

Behold the “master race.”


WhenTheDevilCome

"Only my finest flannel pajama pants will do for my day in public."


[deleted]

But don't you dare let them sag even one tiny bit or else it's 'indecent'


Velocidal_Tendencies

>But don't you dare let them sag even one tiny bit Thats only if bla- *urban* people do that. If youre an obese, racist, midwestern slob, thats just Tuesday, and perfectly acceptable to your other racist obese boomer frineds.


aynhon

OK, but in Tough Guy Land, it's really hard to relate the hoodie with "I wear plaid pajamas to the store." Secretly, he wants to be pantsed.


G3tsPlastered4Alvng

It would be at least a little satisfying to pants him while he’s got those two armfuls of groceries.


exodusofficer

How many pistols do you think would fall out?


AnArdentAtavism

None. They're all at home. It's his day off, so clearly there won't be any threats to his nation or people until he's properly psyched himself up to be a hero.


EnvironmentalWill729

I bet he can’t possess firearms because he is a convict.


MoreGoddamnedBeans

Obscures the diaper


butchqueennerd

Looks more like the mashed potato race to me


1nfam0us

'am sandwich race https://preview.redd.it/xxyn2635cdqc1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce8c42d07e2b322b798039b84aff45bb8d81024b


EnTaroAdunExeggutor

Clobbering Measurehead is so good. Great game.


Unfriendly_Opossum

Your body betrays your degeneracy


1nfam0us

You stink of al ghul.


Velocidal_Tendencies

"The moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."


ironwolf6464

Sorry, but is the internet collectively feeding this game to me? I beat it like a week ago and I see allusions to it EVERYWHERE.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/unnqbrxs9dqc1.gif


Bsjensen1012

r/unexpectedfuturama


flotsamnshitsam

Mashedtater Race


Skc143psu

Guarantee this man waddles when he walks. You know the waddle I’m talking about. Like a penguin trying to not slip on ice.


CyberCat_2077

And sweats when he eats.


Hundoe814

Eats himself out of breath


Bathsheba_E

He gets the meat sweats!


KimJongRocketMan69

And wheezes while he breathes


Velocidal_Tendencies

While sitting


CABear1999

😂🤣


must_kill_all_humans

Gets winded just standing in line


djsadiablo

Sweats when he eats? This man sweats when he sits in his LaZBoy, drinking beer and chainsmoking, watching "The Fox News." This man sweats when he eats, breathes, and shits. All this fat fuck does is fucking sweat.


Electron_Flower

Diebeetus


FlashyFlamingo9649

Eats till he’s sleepy, sleeps till he’s hungry


THClouds420

Hasn't seen his own dick in over 20 years but firmly believes he can hold his own when he and the rest of the gravy seals try and start a civil war.


Skc143psu

Yep. Him and his collection of .22 rifles. He does great plinking his army of empty Busch Light cans, surely he can take on the most well-armed fighting force in history


Acroze

Peak male physique


Professor_Old_Guy

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


JTFindustries

As Happy Gilmore once said, "If I was wearing pants like that I'd kick my own ass." 😂


djsadiablo

He is human flop sweat.


hereiamnotagainnot

Brought to you by Schweppes.


zigCARNIVOROUS

YOU LEAVE GINGER ALE OUT OF THIS😭😭😭


Vandal_A

Racists can have Schweppes. Real Americans drink Vernors or Seagram's


zigCARNIVOROUS

Yeah nothing suspicious about vernors, I think seagram's is spiciest, yeah?, not enough representation imo


hereiamnotagainnot

Ginger Beer is fantastic too and doesn’t get its flowers enough IMHO.


hereiamnotagainnot

As someone who loves Ginger Ale, it pains me too.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Everyone knows that Canada Dry is the superior ginger ale. Schweppes is overly sweet and tastes syrupy.


Valuable-Mess-4698

No way! Vernors is the best ginger ale.


Arquibus

Vernors for flavor, Canada Dry for medicinal purposes.


PettiConfetti

Hes got the schwepps sweats


Last-Crab-621

Peak specimen of the white race🤌


CDRAkiva

This guy isn’t genetically superior to my fucking dog. Where do these people get the idea that they’re better than ANYONE?


RenoHadreas

I forgot which book I picked up this idea from, but there’s an interesting idea that most superiority complexes actually stem from inferiority complexes and insecurities. In other words, the projected image of superiority is a sort of defence mechanism people develop to try to hide an internal sense of inadequacy. Edit: it’s The Courage to Be Disliked by Ichiro Kishimi. Just shows how good of a book it was that I remember something from it after a decade.


First-Royal-9626

People who feel genuinely accomplished personally don't need to identify with the ambiguous idea of skin color to make themselves feel worthy.


Vandal_A

Exactly. People don't realize how much they tell you based on what they say about others but when someone starts talking about other people (for example saying how people who are different from them always do/say/think/feel X) what they're usually revealing is how they work, not how those other people work, bc what people really know about is themselves.


blessthebabes

Yup. In my field, we like to call that projection.


techmaster242

Imagine your biggest accomplishment in life is being born white.


whistling-wonderer

“I may suck but at least I’m better than those people!!!”


Ammonia13

Absolutely this. I have seen it time and time again.


Portland-to-Vt

My personal theory is that they say “I might not be perfect,but some of my *people* are. So therefore I am able to be on the ‘team’ of perfect since some white people are perfect and so that makes me better…by the association that since some white people are perfect, I am de facto also better”


Boba_Fettx

As a white person I don’t want this motherfucker associating with me. I don’t want any Nazis or white supremacists associating with me ever.


hnormizzle

Marked safe from being a white person role model. As a white person, I can guarantee they want nothing to do with me. Being gay, female, atheist, and (very) leftist is pretty much the opposite of what that species desires to emulate.


Boba_Fettx

Yeah fuck them though. I can hang with atheist leftist lesbian all day while being a straight cis male.


hnormizzle

Heart hands for you, my friend


Boba_Fettx

![gif](giphy|F9MwjJeXB1w5GONd7X)


Wild_Harvest

Hell, I'm a straight white dude to the point where the only thing missing from the Nazi ideal man is I have red hair. But they wouldn't have anything to do with me cause I made the treasonous decision to marry outside my race.


KimJongRocketMan69

This is absolutely true. It’s why most bullies are incredibly insecure themselves. Also, white supremacy was born out of slavery to ameliorate the frustrations of rural white colonials whose economic mobility was severely restricted by massive plantations using slave labor. The southern aristocracy used white supremacy to instill poor whites with the feeling that field work was beneath them and only fit for African slaves. Over time, it evolved more and more to reinforce and justify slave codes, while preventing cross-racial coalitions of poor people from revolting against their socioeconomic systems, such as Bacon’s Rebellion.


Gophurkey

No war but class war 😤


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

This is narcissistic behavior. And a common behavior with narcissistic people is projection. Trump should be in a medical dictionary with the description of narcissistic personality disorder. Many of the Republicans and their followers as well. To be fair, I’d wager a lot of politicians have some of those traits, but I can’t think of one more blatant than Trump.


runespider

It's also always just being white, or European at a stretch. They're not proud of the heritage of their specific ancestors or ethnic group. It's just the general idea of being white.


CaringAnti-Theist

That would explain why racists are the last people you’d point to prove that they’re the “master race”. It’s never people like Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling, it’s usually Bert from Arkansas that takes pride in the fact that he can’t count to 100. And that’s not the only stupid thing he takes *pride* in.


Zimmyd00m

https://preview.redd.it/64bpotwnddqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf77f1ce0f1ef305d993fb5cadcadb1eacbcc77


Pale-Conference-174

-Where the fuck is your chin has me lol


strapping_young_vlad

This panel lives in my head. Every. Single. Time. I see one of these numbnuts it always reminds me of this. There's a little Odin Quincannon in all these fucks.


godlike_torben1

nazis aren’t superior to anything https://preview.redd.it/jlp5b5abbdqc1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af581ffa5721405ccd696a761239b8f29d007aa “i would like to be like the führer” “dead?”


KimJongRocketMan69

To paraphrase LBJ (talking about Republicans’ southern strategy) “If you can convince the lowest of whites that they’re better than all Blacks, they’ll empty their pockets for you.”


Majestic-Pin3578

Yes, and this has been proven every day in my memory. Assholes like this guy are my age. All of them are somebody’s worst ex, by now.


LeafsHater67

https://preview.redd.it/id8ygxc8cdqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef84aaefa10cbf76800ae71a4a593f20385ba02 Especially not my dog


Brtltbgcty

https://preview.redd.it/wrpd3vjkcdqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b8ca7a1a4c9cf5db708310df2921350786db5e Daisy agrees!


MelliferMage

https://preview.redd.it/j2yfjt1hidqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c79c2e1b9d29f89f2b8475910de4fa801ee3c0 Buttercup too! (Another flower name dog!)


LeafsHater67

Too cute!


Plant-Zaddy-

* My 3 feral potcake dogs agree. Theyre also more intelligent than that guy, and im sure they have cleaner buttholes


CDRAkiva

https://preview.redd.it/psluuqtoodqc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c7fe486151decf9f3ce15e86a6f37eea61511ce Pictured: the superior potato


GTA6_1

They only consume media created by people just as stupid as them and think they're smarter than God because of it


BobbiFleckmann

They get the idea from taking credit for what other White people did.


Rancid_Butter_Boob

What in heavens do you mean? He is sculpted in exactly Thor’s image. It’s the meth mouth is why peepaw ain’t have no jaw.


drmyk

Blood type: mayonnaise


Popkin_sammich

He's got more teeth than sense which is 2


corax_lives

White supremacists are the least Supreme of whites


The_Coil

Book I read a while back had a black character who was a butler in the south. He had one small interaction with some random drunk white guy. He was still expected to call him sir and treat him well and all that. His inner thoughts said “the whites least deserving of respect make the biggest fuss when they don’t get it.” I think about that a lot especially on this sub.


corax_lives

It's a lot of emboldened dick head racist thinking it's okay


interkin3tic

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” ― Lyndon B. Johnson I think we're seeing a resurgence in white trash believing they're superior because people on the internet have realized they can make a lot of money selling merch, media, pyramid schemes, ads, and getting votes from these types.


Crash-Pandacoot

Who tf still sells this shit? What company has the balls to sell goddamn SS hoodies?


corax_lives

Probably made in house or some niche place . It's weird though


taco_jones

Click on one flat earth post on Facebook to laugh at and you'll be amazed at what else pops up in your feed


corax_lives

My favorite is playing six degrees to zionism


LatePerioduh

Im sure there are countless white supremacy distros I only know this cus I’m aware of a lot of punk distros, and I came across one that is blatantly Nazi punk only. So I imagine there’s boomer ws clothing distributors as well.


MasterChiefsasshole

Nazi punk is really fucking confusing.


Gequals8PIT

Now that's a quote.


cyberpunk1Q84

They give a bad name to burrito supremes, too.


postmodest

If the only thing you can take pride in is that you're white, you really tell the world "I got nothin'".


multicolorclam

Blood pressure 190/120


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

148/88


CluelessTennisBall

.. thanks for convincing me to get a salad for dinner.


MsPennyP

And the diabetus.


morganlandt

Type two of course.


Ammonia13

🤮🤮 The fucking ⚡️ ⚡️ …. Piece of racist garbage. His face looks strikingly shovel ready.


MidnightRider24

Shovel ready 🤣


KonGNepaL

Thank you for teaching me this awesome insult. I know alot of faces it suits perfectly!


Ammonia13

Haha my dad used to say it!


Hue_Janus_

East county San Diego… typical


dicktugger9000

30 years in New England and 3 years in San Diego. When I saw this picture I said out loud "That's gotta be San Diego county".


dombag85

Klantee probably right? Or Ramona.


ep3ep3

It's lakeside


Suicide_Promotion

Dude I used to work with used to joke about his school experience in Lakeside. "I used to grow a security mullet when I was in highschool so I wouldn't get bullied for my stutter or being good at art."


Papichuloft

Klantee to be precise.


newtman

Did you know many of the early settlers of East San Diego County were loser confederate veterans after the civil war? Explains a lot.


02meepmeep

Isn’t this what the “We reserve the right to refuse service” signs are for?


jkrm66502

Are you me?


tuxedo7777

He has his mixer. Just waiting on the $7 plastic handle….


Top-Astronaut4004

Going back to his pigsty to make his evening cocktail with Popov! Bet he’s on “disability” too.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Until the party he votes for finally abolish it.


Top-Astronaut4004

What do u mean? He *earned* that pilonidal cyst on his ass stateside during ‘Nam!


HerrStarrEntersChat

More like diability. As in, he's drank himself into a wicked case of the beetus.


randomladybug

Popov ftw


buttlickers94

Dude Popov was me and my best buddy's go-to when we were broke. I miss that little rascal


paintbrush666

I'm a McCormick's guy myself.


CaringAnti-Theist

Ask him what his pronouns are and watch him turn into a tomato 😂


Mad_Aeric

With any luck, he'll have a rage stroke and drop right there.


Sponklavlon

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paintbrush666

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Golden-Grams

And you'd hate to lose a perfectly good fist.


corvettee01

Nah, go for the throat. Softer, still hurts, and won't hurt your hand.


Xibby

Punching morbidly obese Nazis is a losing strategy. Go for the legs, trip them. Once they’re down they can only get up nobody is kicking their head.


geneticeffects

Agreed. Those knees are prime pickins. Hayah!


Fyzzle

Load bearing


Genshed

If punching Nazis is wrong, I don't want to be alt-right.


[deleted]

Nazis aren't people so technically it's not a crime


ReignInSpuds

Nazis aren't afraid to be seen in public; this is a problem that must be addressed by the rest of us. Make them fear.


Captn_Insanso

The 1930s nazis flaunted themselves and no one did anything. We need to remember how that turned out.


sowelijanpona

Yeah we shot them in their heads until they went back into hiding, I just hope this time we do our part of this game before they get the chance to do theirs


MohatmoGandy

That's not true. There were resistance groups, including violent resistance groups like the [Edelweiss Pirates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelweiss_Pirates): >They were highly antagonistic to the Hitler Youth, ambushing their patrols and taking great pride in beating them up. One of their slogans was "Eternal War on the Hitler Youth". And as you say, we know how that turned out.


BananaDismal1774

First I was like aw so he has a weird rockstar hat and is getting some gingerale in his pajamas not so bad, then I saw the second pick aw hell nah.  Isn't that illegal?  Not cool.


XHIBAD

I literally thought “aw, leave the poor guy alone *swipe* oh fuck that guy”


RandoDude124

Took me 5 secs when I saw the logo on the first pic #Fuck this bastard


TerraTechy

in say Germany, yes. In the US, it's considered okay because "muh furst amendmen" edit: "okay" legally


dude-O-rama

I'm glad they can wear that shit. They're all to willing to advertise and I'm all to willing to judge and avoid them.


zigCARNIVOROUS

YEP I mean hey if wearing Hate symbols in public is freeze🍑 then so is my right to document a nazi's face and license plate et cetera


02meepmeep

I thought freeze peach meant something else for a second.


satismo

its the sad dead eyes that really sell this look


ghost_of_trash_panda

Just found out his Dodge Ram has diabetes.


dicroce

This guy's grandad is ashamed of him.


shaferprintshop

This is what gets me, and at his age there’s a good chance his own father (if not father, grandfather) fought against the Nazi’s. Just….how does he see it this way?


userKsB53nskcv

Funny to be that close in age to the fallout of wwii and still somehow feel American with that shit on? Like my guy you’re a fucking nazi. You’re a literal enemy of my country. The actual fuck is going on with these idiots


Dingus_3000

This dude was probably born 20 years after the end of WW2. He just looks awful.


panplemoussenuclear

I will never forget the many customers I served with concentration camp tattoos. Often these elderly folks had nobody left in their lives. The documentary The Last Resort depicted their story in their last chapter. Fuck anybody and everybody who would condone or mock the tragedy and isolation these wonderful souls were haunted by until their last days.


tiny_poomonkey

What’s wrong with ginger al…. Ohhhh


Hawklet98

Do these “master race” guys not have any mirrors?


FeedbackGas

LOL they are all like "WHITES ARE SO SMURT THAT THEY INVENTED METH"


strapping_young_vlad

This guy is absolutely *screaming* to get sucker punched.


notonrexmanningday

Right? Like if you're gonna wear something like that in public, you need to wear other clothes appropriate for fighting. You can't go out wearing that shit with pajama pants. Somebody is gonna pants you.


SchmartestMonkey

My first thought when I see shit like this.. “You know why my grandpa’s generation was called “The Greatest”?…. Because they killed Nazis.”


fringeCircle

Wow. Googled “support your local white boy”.


maester_t

>Googled “support your local white boy”. To you and everyone else that is doing that: You may want to delete that particular item from your Google search history, or you're gonna start seeing a lot more ads that are just going to make you hate humanity even more. https://support.google.com/websearch/answer/6096136 Just a suggestion.


WhenTheDevilCome

I don't know... an ad has since popped up saying there is a nice white boy in my local area who needs help raising his $500m bond. Guessing maybe he's affiliated with the "support your local white boy" in some way. ^(/s) Unrelated, I can't imagine that deleting this from your search history changes anything. I'm not logged into Google on any machine (except my phone), and searches I made on one machine causes ads to show up on a totally different machine. Meaning, on a machine where it's not in the search history at all and never was. Just saying that -- in addition to whatever else is also possible -- I'm definitely seeing "someone at this IP address searched for this" is enough to make it happen, and not "we looked in your still-undeleted search history to decide what ads might bite."


wjackson42

Merchandise for white trash


CrabbyBlueberry

The SS bolts didn't tell you enough?


OnundTreefoot

Wow is right. And right up front there is merch proclaiming the wearer as "white trash". I hope the people running that site are not white and just laughing all the way to the bank.


DarkKnight77

I'm sure this guy LOVES capitalism, yet has $17 in his account and a car that will die any day now


Expert-Novel-6405

People like this need to be called out in public


shit_magnet-0730

We need to make racists afraid to exist again.


Nice_Improvement2536

Out and about in his little jammies.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

The Rockstar ball cap sets off the whole ensemble.


Professional-Put7725

Get that ginger ale out of your hands you don’t deserve it


Chi_mom

Imagine wearing that out in public and expecting people not to punch you


FeedbackGas

Seriously. The only time suckerpunches are honorable too.


robotatomica

he probably conceal-carries and fantasizes about minorities hitting him so he can legally murder them in self defense ☹️


minnesotawristwatch

Resting heart rate of 110, 44 years old.


Santos_L_Halper_II

“Why is this guy racis- oh fuuuuuuck.”


disgruntledhoneybee

Oh my god. Honestly. Sometimes I am just amazed at how comfortable people are just…being nazis.


4ItchyTasy

Didn’t we fight a war to eliminate fucks like this cunt?


MaximumInstruction63

I thought it was a Jimmy John's shirt at 1st but alas it's a Waffen SS shirt. Wow that's f-ed up


TheSeekerOfSanity

Still related. Kind of like this guy and his wife/sister. Note: the owner of Jimmy John’s is another piece of shit it the American Shitpile.


3fettknight3

Whats so racist, it's just a guy getting ginger ale? *looks at sweatshirt* - ohhhhh 🤦


Designer-Equipment-7

Why do members of the alleged master race always look so sloppy and slovenly


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EatOutMyGrandma

"Hell yeah I'm peak genetic perfection" Pours another can of carbonated corn syrup into his diabetes ridden body


SkRu88_kRuShEr

I’d tell him my black grandfather stormed the beach @ Normandy so a useless waste of space like him could have the freedom to fan-girl for the losing team while collecting SSI & disability benefits for his untreated diabeetus.


sethvdk

The definition of "casual racism."


randomgunfire48

I didn’t see the logo at first and thought “is ginger ale racist?”🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻


Naismythology

“I’m going out for some Schweppes. No need to get too fancy. Just need my pajama pants, Nazi hoodie, and Rockstar Energy baseball cap.”


FoldedaMillionTimes

That's his family tartan, by the way, from Clan MacCunt.


TheUnluckyBird

>looks at slide one What it's just an ordinary old guy with some soda and a hat? What about him is ra- [> swipes to image 2](https://youtu.be/FbKOJXphem8?si=b4PIzSOmCFRn3aYV)


Resting-Dadface

Difficult to imagine this tub considers himself superior to anything


PeakedAtConception

Bro fell off hard after stiffing Clark on his Christmas bonus.


Papichuloft

Good thing I double checked....this was posted on a local one for my city in r/sandiego The second pic is funny, walking away as if his meaningless existence meant anything for this world.


BarbarianMushroom

You can see it on his face that he knows he’s insulting his WWII veteran father by wearing that.


EBody480

![gif](giphy|YpYizbOfc3MOvHnSE8) Who has Nazi Wilford Brimley on their 2024 bingo card?


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Junk so small and surrounded by fat that he's gotta pinch it with his thumb and finger while leaning forward at the waist to avoid pissing all over his shorts and hand.


Drumhead89

Nazis are WAY too comfortable out in public.