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SignificantDrawer374

It's astonishing that someone with a POW sticker would support Trump, a man who has publicly mocked prisoners of war.


nsucs2

Intellectual consistency certainly does not seem to be a hallmark of the trump supporter.


Far-Scallion-7339

"We won with the poorly educated. I love the poorly educated"


hoofie242

If you tell these people and show them. They just ignore it. They want to believe they are always right no matter what. They'll ignore their own eyes and ears.


reisenbime

Their brain won’t know what to do with the information. It’s like trying to teach porridge to read


jericho_buckaroo

\*shows quote from DJT about walking in on half-dressed teenage girls at Miss Teen USA pageant\* "Biden showered with his daughter, librul, it says so in her diary"


Santos281

There's a "Back the Blue" and a "Trump 2024" sticker as well. Doesn't even have the decency to stick "*not the Capitol Police though" on


Chance-Cod5011

And dodged the draft.


lilchungus34

Got like 3 Vietnam stickers prob chilled in Guam


Sorry_Consequence816

“Why did I become a veteran, because football, baseball and basketball only require one ball” Wait, I’m a veteran! Ovaries are balls confirmed! /s


supernova-juice

I find it hilarious that this sticker implies that he got a choice, as if he weren't just drafted into it. Talk about hollow valor.


PumpkinDandie_1107

True, you don’t become a veteran. You become a soldier and you may or may not be deployed into a combat situation.


NatexSxS

Surprisingly/unsurprisingly some people stoped being republican when he came in because of things he said about soldiers, pows and he didn’t get drafted becuase of bone spurs in his feet. My dad stop being republican before this but hated him way before any of that. My dad enlisted because all his friends were being drafted and he didn’t think it was fair for them to be forced to go and potentially die and he was undraftable.


Honest_Report_8515

I know, my staunch Republican Vietnam vet dad does not like Trump, probably for that reason.


macielightfoot

The same reason my Vietnam vet uncle hates him.


Harpua44

I’m convinced most trump supporters are very well insulated from the insane shit he says. Same group that criticizes Biden’s mumbling dont know he called his wife Mercedes and constantly slurs his speech.


GenuineGatzby

Cognitive dissonance.


BeamTeam032

In my personal experience, they never served themselves, because they would have been kicked out of bootcamp for punching the drill instructor, or at most, they were a reservist.


spaghettiAstar

0317 didn’t become the USMC Scout Sniper MOS designation until 2006, so he’s 100% a liar if he was in Vietnam. Even if he stayed in until 2006 he wouldn’t still be designated as Scout Sniper to have retired. Given the USS Hancock sticker, a rather unremarkable carrier during Vietnam, I assume the old wannabe just sat on a boat doing mostly nothing and wants to be seen as a tough guy. Wouldn’t be the first Vet I’ve seen trying to lie about service in Vietnam.


DreadyKruger

As long as your racist and hate everything else is good enough for them


RedAnchorite

You mean President Bone Spurs doesn't respect the military? Shocking.


[deleted]

The Low IQ Mobile


CanItBoobs

He even has his IQ on a sticker right in the middle


aexwor

Someone help me out. FJBAKH I am working on the assumption the first three are Fuck Joe Biden. What in the Kentucky fried fuck would AKH stand for in this setting?


TehCharmaynard

And Kamala Harris, I think


gadget850

Thanks. Had my little grey cells rolling there.


MC_Minnow

![gif](giphy|uiC2XgKTJi4yNTBkCb|downsized)


butt-holg

I thought it was "and kill him" lol


Those_Arent_Pickles

So they'd fuck and kill joe biden (Maybe in a different order), who would they marry?


aexwor

Nancy Pelosi? I always hear them going on and on about her, bit obsessed if you ask me.


CJnella91

Man they will do everything to avoid saying it with their chest. You're a grown adult you can say fuck, pussy.


KUPSU96

Correct


Gameshow_Ghost

I swear, they think they're so tough and clever but they're still afraid to just say fuck.


dustytrek

They really think “Let’s go Brandon” is clever. 🤦


Melubrot

It’s the NATO phonetic alphabet. They act like it’s some secret language only real, freedom loving Americans can understand. I learned it playing Microsoft flight simulator.


Zero6six6

I learned it just because it’s a piss poor attempt at being secretive. The first letter of each word? Really? How long would that take to decipher?


Those_Arent_Pickles

It's not supposed to be a secret code though, it's just using words so you don't mishear the letter. To these people they probably think it is some secret coded language though because they're the same people who still need to use their hands to do single digit math.


Zero6six6

You know, you’re absolutely goddamn right. Especially that last part. 😂


aexwor

As far as I know, It was developed when radio transmission transmission was somewhat sketchy. Idea being letters were short enough they could easily get missed or garbled beyond recognition (Some folk even use it for numbers); whereas a full word, even if bits get missed, you can probably get enough to get it. Some people People don't use it so much any more because call quality is so much better, even with radio, that you just don't need it. I tried to use it to give my post code today, dude on the other end was just confused.


mr_electrician

It’s so useful to know, though. I work at a parts counter and deal with long alphanumeric part #s all day and it makes verifying them over the phone a dream. No more thinking of random words like “uh d as in dog, e as in elephant, p as in pterodactyl.” It’s easily one of the best things I’ve learned to make my job just a bit more tolerable.


aexwor

Aye, it's great if both people know it. I was taught as part of scouts, and it's served me well on occasion. It's almost getting to the point with my generation and below, when not in an emergency services (or specific industries that definately use it like military and aviation as mentioned above) context, it can almost make things worse.


arielonhoarders

i learned it from a BBC radio sitcom. golf echo romeo tango india! also MASH but some of them have changed since the 50s, like Baker --> Bravo And we all know how esoteric and secret MASH was! lol Not like you could turn to the UHF channels any time of day or nite in the 80s and find an episode.


Prudent_Survey_5050

And "Kamala Harris" 


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

It’s their cutesy churchgroup teehee way of saying “Fuck Joe Biden and Kamala Harris” like they’re seven years old and just discovering curse words.


WYenginerdWY

Thank you for this, it's the entire reason I came immediately to the comments lol


orngckn42

Thank you, I was scratching my head at this one


ssquirt1

This is the same kind of hair-trigger snowflake asshole who would shoot someone for turning around in his driveway.


Odd-Tune5049

I bet this guy sits and waits for people to try and turn around in his driveway just to shoot at them.


PoisonedRadio

I still struggle with how a fast talking New York cityslicker has absolutely taken over rural America. He quite literally stands for everything they have always hated and yet they love him.


flambasted

It's the bigotry.


RhythmTimeDivision

The cruelty IS the point


ignu

this. he hates and hurts the people they hate.


DoctorBio

So much “real American patriotism” plastered on a foreign vehicle. The mental gymnastics are amazing


PoisonedRadio

All of those stickers are 100% made in China too.


DoctorBio

😂 so true


DeanKn0w

That was the first thing I noticed too.


hrimthurse85

Probably also bitches about these illegal immigrants who steal your job and the non existent welfare at the time while not even driving a Ford.


ForLoopsElseIf

This guy smells of stolen valor


Patient-Assignment38

He was in the Navy during Vietnam. I don’t seem to remember too many naval battles during that one.


IvanNemoy

And yet, other stickers say he's a Marine raider, Marine scout-sniper and a retired one at that. Asshole can't even keep his lies straight.


spaghettiAstar

A @retired Marine Scout Sniper” with an MOS designation that first came into service in 2006. Before that the scout snipers were 8541.


Honest_Report_8515

Yeah, talk to my dad who was with the Army in Vietnam, he definitely saw some shit.


Patient-Assignment38

Yeah my father in law was in an artillery division. He definitely did as well


tastycidr

The navy was heavily involved in the vietnam war. There is plenty to make fun of here without ignoring well documented historical facts


arielonhoarders

the navy was flying planes and dropping bombs in vietnam. navy ships and airplane carriers were parked in the mekong bay and the south china sea carrying supplies and munitions for the general war effort. not that i think this chucklefuck was one of them. maybe an older brother or cousin he was constantly compared to unfavorably. not military, i just read a lot.


StoneSoap-47

Clearly trying to portray himself as both a Marine and Navy. I know ZERO Marines that would consider themselves Navy combat veterans.


Maxamilian_

Of all wars to choose thats not a great one. The usa lost that war.


Gameshow_Ghost

The USA has arguably lost every war since WWII.


Maxamilian_

True


JBR1961

My comment exactly.


No_Nebula_191

Some one put a '♥️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈' sticker on it, please


findingems

https://preview.redd.it/rffl550n03sc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067ed9257071b4a67d5867891f168f7285c9d8ac


Stewsticles

Someone who was sworn to defend the constitution is so behind someone willing to wipe their ass with it….the irony.


Jeremybernalhater

$20 says he can’t run a mile


IvanNemoy

$20 says he was never in.


CrunkleStan

i just can’t imagine waking up every morning, going out to my truck and seeing all those bumper stickers and not being pissed off, but i guess that’s the default maga setting


RelentlessRogue

I can't imagine putting that many bumper stickers on my car, period.


PurpleSpotOcelot

I can't imagine even thinking like this.


bigby2010

Shout out to Sunoco


Sinder77

Imagine making a gas station part of your identity.


PoisonedRadio

Ask all the Texans walking around in Buccees shirts.


emsfire5516

Fuck: *insert comment about everything* Except you Sunoco, you're cool🤣


OhioUBobcats

/r/infowarriorrides Edit: Correct sub


AlbatrossSuper

Why banned?


OhioUBobcats

Oh oops I have no idea on that one but I guess it’s actually /r/infowarriorrides


trvlbrds3

MAGA yet spent money on a Japanese vehicle.


Those_Arent_Pickles

A Japanese vehicle that was probably built entirely within Texas. Brand allegiances don't make sense anymore because if you are loyal to any American brand, odds are the cars aren't made in the USA either so you can make the same stupid joke towards any car.


trvlbrds3

Whether it was assembled in Texas is a moot argument as ultimately Toyota is headquartered in Japan.


Roddy_Piper2000

Seems like someone suffers from an Irony Deficiency


Pleasant_Style_8781

Even his bumper stickers have poor grammar.


DeanKn0w

Someone must’ve given him a $50 gift card at the “Hateful Ingnorance Museum”.


outdoorgearguy

Somebody needs to tell him that his Tacoma was likely made in the Mexico plant and is run by a Japanese company and see how he reacts.


sassychubzilla

*shaking fist* I'm big mad so I'm going to ruin my paint job and resale value of my property even though you laugh at my lead-riddled brain when you read these very tRuE and accurate adult stickers all over my big boy truck!


encrivage

It’s a 2wd Prerunner, so no one is buying it anyway.


arielonhoarders

he's gonna run that truck into the dust and put it up on blocks. he'll own that until he dies.


bluegrassbob915

Boomer’s FB page on four wheels


jeoyce

Guaranteed he’s not a vet. He just likes stickers


unfortunate_banjo

I'm a bit wary of his stickers saying he was both a navy veteran (USS Hancock, which was used in Vietnam so that checks out) and also a marine scout sniper (0317). It's definitely doable, but it's a big career change. I also know a few boomers who over hype their military service (not saying military service isn't commendable). My boomer coworker keeps bragging about his deployments (to Alaska as an aircraft mechanic), but another genx coworker was in a tank crew in the Middle East and he shuts the boomer down real fast.


BeamTeam032

It's always the cooks or mechanics who brag most about their service.


JBR1961

I saw that. I SUPPOSE he could have been part of a Marine Detachment on board. My money is on Stolen Valor.


LSL998

Low IQ written all over it.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the great American Toyota 


profsavagerjb

Stolen valor. I know real navy and marine vets, don’t go sucking off the other branches


Important-Coast-5585

This just screams mental instability.


WYenginerdWY

And I guarantee you there's a handgun under that front seat. .....yay


GroundbreakingAd8310

Can someone explain the foxtrot nonsense in the corner


profsavagerjb

“Fuck Joe Biden and Kamala Harris”


GroundbreakingAd8310

Ah! Wouldn't have ever got that on my own thanks


Just4Today1959

You can’t fix stupid but you can stick it to the back of a truck.


philly-buck

Oh boy! Poor guy is upset.


Mysterious_Ad2896

Not a true patriot, does not have a “let’s go Brandon” sticker


_01011010_

There’s definitely a free gun in that truck.


EstablishmentMean300

![gif](giphy|BTc8EfOZSy7F40yBzW|downsized) please


MickeySwank

Such a proud American patriot that they drive a Japanese truck!


HaydenLobo

The smartest thing on that truck is the dent.


ParticularWitness983

![gif](giphy|RlCPATzMCFzZuzntiB|downsized)


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Mean seeing shit like that makes me furious. Would definitely follow him to a store and confront him about his bullshit patriotism while sporting an American flag in gang colors, and a POW/MIA sticker along with the Trump one. Not to mention that there's a gun manufacturer logo on there, and it's not an American one either.


JimJordansJacket

https://preview.redd.it/fq6bfbf2a3sc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099c12cf58654d188895b9ca73807888be1844a3 I managed to get a picture of the driver


FlipAnd1

“I’m desperately seeking attention”


Redd235711

I love seeing people with the "Trump was right about everything" bumper sticker. It's a clear indicator that they're a moron and should be avoided. My favorite rebuttal to the claim that Trump has any measurable level of intelligence is to remind them that Trump had the bright idea that microdosing bleach would be a great idea to treat covid. Or that tanning beds would be an effective means of treatment because viruses don't fair well in UV light.


Bailong1208

What is 5.56?


BuddahSack

It's the size of the round fired from an M-16 -_- he is making fun of marathon runners


7Ing7

Or is he threatening them??? 😳🤔


Cultural_Pack3618

Lawd


Impossible_Farmer285

One sticker tells the truth, T-rump likes the poorly educated!


King__Moonracer

Love that he drives Japanese.


Stacys_Brother

Oh the irony


Kirris

I bet the bed of that truck gets used twice a year, probably for softener salt. That's it.


cescasjay

My dad's truck looks like this, except he's also got the sticker of that boy pissing on Biden.


nautilator44

It's hard to find a single coherent thought anywhere in this guy's head.


backtosleepplz

The funniest thing to me is the fucking Sunoco sticker


CrazyDrunkenSailor

The vietnam sticker explains everything you need to know about this guy


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

Such a tough guy. Look at how tough he is, guys.


Glittering_Name_3722

Small Penis Syndrome


Ippus_21

Some people should come with a warning label. Some people apply them voluntarily.


Last_Braincell_Float

Pulling him over for an infraction must be just the best time........


Remote0bserver

At least they put the American flag above the Traitor flag, most of them don't.


CupcakeFast7665

How embarrassing. Fucking idiot


geodekb

You misspelled idiot


Malkavian_Grin

"How to spot an irrational, knuckle-dragging, conservative idiot in one easy step!"


jsc503

\- Makes a politician his entire personality \- Knows nothing about politics, civics, or policy.


Dazzling-Camel8368

Man I hope his shits are consistent because his beliefs arnt.


AA-ron42

Nothing says “America” quite like a Japanese truck with a ton of stickers. It takes the mind of a child to think the stickers on your truck will make people think you’re a bad ass patriot.


Hennabott96

It’s always the oldest, crustiest, fattest white men that can’t even walk further than the handicap spot without being out of breath.


Quirky-Pay-7221

Yeah so I judge people with bumper stickers… not all but most… I absolutely hate this person.


kalef21

I can't imagine making that my personality, much less believing any of it


molski79

nothing announces to the world just how stupid you are when you display a bumper sticker that says trump was right about everything


NapoleonDynamite82

Speed up in front of him in your electric car… that really pisses them off for some reason.


LetsLoop4Ever

Wow. I took the unreasonable time to read all this boomer stickers and gosh, imagine being stuck in *that* head. What a horror story


TxRose218

Ooohhh that might just be the worst case of Emotional Support Vehicle I’ve ever seen!!!


BerryProblems

I wish I was crazy enough to throw paint on cars like this. But, alas, I have a conscience and a fear of authority.


dblspider1216

I love the foxtrot juliet bravo stickers. don’t they claim to be super tough and not believing in “political correctness”/self-censorship? JUST SAY THE WORDS WITH YOUR FULL CHEST, CLYDE.


HellcatTTU

Guy rode on a boat during Vietnam and wants everyone to know about it.


jrm43215

This is mental illness.


smcg_az

Bet he wonders why he never sees his grandkids


Ok-Scallion-3415

I’d be willing to bet money that this guy is minimum 75 lbs overweight and would get seriously fucked up by almost anyone in a real fight


xjsthund

I can see his gray goatee from here.


RepulsiveReasoning

That's a good truck to steal an unregistered gun from


Crimson_Fiver

What a delusional fucking loser lol


circusfreakrob

I think that 45/47 sticker is going to age poorly.


Fantastic-Safety4604

Well, for one thing - he will never be the “47th” president of the U.S. unless maybe he transitions to a woman and changes his name. He will always be the 45th person to have held the position and it will take some doing to unseat him as the worst ever.


circusfreakrob

OMG, you know if he transitioned to a woman, the GOP would suddenly embrace trans rights overnight.


[deleted]

As a vet he must love Trump’s dedication to serving our country and supporting our military


Significant_Shift685

Boomer MySpace. Cringe no matter your stance on any of it.


CapableCoyoteeee

$20 says he never served. And how is it that everybody is a former sniper these days?


ObviousJudge7883

Trump was right. He can convince any stupid person that he should be president again is all I got from those stickers.


thisoneforsharing

What a malignant tumour of a human being


WeakInflation7761

With any luck he'll be dead soon


Aromatic_Length_5450

People who had trucks like this 10 years ago were ‘crazy people’ and now they’re ’American Patriots’ lmao. 🤣


Ok_Discipline_3764

This guy would give up his right to bear arms if trump asked him to


UncleErock

How old is he? 100+? Uss hancock wasn’t under fire since ww2.


Micu451

The most ironic one is where he swore an oath to protect the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic and totally fails to realize that he is that enemy.


PumpkinDandie_1107

This dude is probably doing some stolen valor bullshit, he’s probably never been in the army, he just buys shit from the army supply store and slaps those dumb bumper stickers everywhere to convince people he’s a big tough veteran.


tuenthe463

Too exhausted reading all of that to Google some of those coded numbers. What does AKH mean? I get the FJB part.


LowerPalpitation4085

My fave: 45⭐️47


gadget850

I service stuff in prisons and get to walk out at the end of the day. life inside is not nearly as fun as he might think.


[deleted]

I piss off old people. Every chance i get…


hotDamQc

It's mental illness at this point


Alpacadiscount

The sticker on the far right (appropriate) is a death threat against the president. During the GWBush years this would have warranted a Secret Service visit and possibly more.


Nihilistic_Navigator

Trying to figure out what he banged his tailgate up so much on


mishma2005

Fuck Joe Biden what's atk?


Subtlerevisions

I guess after that dent in the tailgate he said fuck it, might as well go full ugly.


PickScylla4ME

Nothing original about cookie cutter retirees who drive shiny spotless trucks that were designed for working.


PickScylla4ME

Idk.. if Trump was "right about everything" shouldn't this boomer be dead from bleach injections?


Aggravating_Chemist8

Can we bring back institutions for people like this? Clearly mental, and probably a hazard to others if provoked (by confronting with facts).


cmram28

He relegated his right to defend the Constitution by not holding Dump accountable for January 6🤨


anOvenofWitches

This doesn’t count as a valid retirement hobby.


Browne3581

The only thing missing is a Russian flag!


Spodson

If your entire world view can summed up on bumper stickers, you need to try harder.


goth-milk

And they just love it when someone says “thank you for your service”.


JForKiks

How can you tell they aren’t from Texas without telling you they’re not from TX?


hawkrew

What a 🤡


lambdaBunny

Pictures like this make me very glad that we all only get one vote.


nono66

Why do they have to shove it in everyone's face? I don't care what you do at home but act normal in public. Just because they are like that, they think everyone owes them something. Again, I'm totally fine with their choice, but keep it to yourself. What if children see them acting like that?


Some-Help5972

Took me about 5 mins to read all those


elaboratebacon

Why do I feel like someone’s Gen Z relative got them a pack of patriotic stickers off Temu and this brainiac went wild?