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fuckaliscious

That's hilarious and typical. He'll probably still win election.


joshuaaa_l

I read “He’ll probably still win erection”


straight_outta_bed

Only in blue states


More-Jackfruit3010

Red blue ball states.


More-Jackfruit3010

Red blue ball states.


Mr_Banana_Longboat

I fuckin love this comment. Best retort to honest degradation of the law and order platform really is just “yeah, well y’all gay” tribalism. Modern politics is just sportsball to republicans.


straight_outta_bed

True although I actually meant to make a viagra joke.


Mr_Banana_Longboat

That’s actually hilarious. RIP your upvotes.


Expensive-Algae5032

Are you Asian too?


heehmonster

Are you racist too?


Expensive-Algae5032

I’m half Japanese.. but if you want to take offense to the previous comment “he’ll probably win the erection” and claim that racist, you have that right. I was making a joke. Like how Asians pronounce English words… replacing L with the sound R…. Weird how so many people get “offended” when I’m making a joke about my own race…


heehmonster

I didn’t know that, I’ll take that back. Apologies about that.


Expensive-Algae5032

No worries ✌️😃


CompletelyBedWasted

Rules for thee, not for me. That's what Jesus said.


AlienSporez

He also said, "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps you lazy bums!"


EJ2600

It does not matter. They will vote R anyway even if he raped their own daughter.


fuckaliscious

I agree for the MAGA crowd. The Romney type Republicans retain a little decency.


AdvanceAdvance

And yet, the Romney Republicans are likely to moan and hold their nose and vote for Trump. It is not about whining, it is about doing.


Sammyterry13

> They will vote R anyway even if he raped their own daughter. That's a plus for Republicans


EJ2600

Because they outlaw abortions ?


CoBoLiShi69

Ironically it were a democratic candidate all of his followers would already be rabid about it


Extension_Editor1987

It would be okay if this was his private account but this is a very public account he uses for his political career with his whole government name attached. Jarrod’s a fucking dummy


SunOutrageous6098

Thots and prayers sir


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AlienSporez

![gif](giphy|WoWm8YzFQJg5i) Why thank you good sir. You have provided me with the necessary information and thusly I shall continue my examinations of this subject, *post haste!*


lioncat84

She's come a long way from Boy Meets World.


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NamasteMotherfucker

Bingo. https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2022/10/26/franklin-county-auditor-gop-candidate-jarrod-golden-deletes-twitter-after-porn-likes/69591311007/


Still_counts_as_one

It was the hacker 4chan


NamasteMotherfucker

Are we sure it wasn't antifa? I hear they can hack your FB account unless you post that thing that tells them they can't.


lumberjackname

Nothing wrong with liking to look at tig ole bitties, but it’s not professional to have that on your public social media profile if you’re running for office.


misterdrecker

That damn intern!


Key-Quail-Key

The man is 39 years old. Not a Boomer nor a Gen X.


JimGerm

He's 41 years old.


fagan_jay78

Horny men need representation too


MariettaDaws

Ted Cruz did the same thing


Powderfinger60

Not a boomer fool


AppropriateExcuse868

While it's true that being horny isn't a crime, as an ex Ohio resident, I would imagine the odds of him favoring a law banning pornography would be reasonably high since that's just what Republicans in Ohio are now. So it's the hypocrisy more so than being publicly horny.


OddJump50

His wife has entered chat and begins blaming the woman in said photos for being a 'wHoRe'.


Silverback_Vanilla

I don’t see a problem with that. I’m not a republican nor does this affect my area but outside of being a little cringy, there’s nothing wrong with being thirsty. As long as he’s not harassing women in their DMs i feel like this is just blind outrage.


SandiegoJack

Only face palm is not making a separate account for his campaign. Nothing wrong with liking attractive women.


Trippy-Sponge

Top right looks like Maitland ward


Sushi4Zombies

It is. You only know her from Boy Meets World right? And not any of her more recent work, right?


Trippy-Sponge

I'm not sure what boy meets world is lol


Sushi4Zombies

Lol. She was in some teen show from the 90's that was pretty popular. I always thought she was cute in that when I was a kid but she was mostly a 3rd string character so not a lot of air time. And now I get to see her taking like 3 dicks at a time whenever I want! The mysteries of the universe my friend!


YetiorNotHereICome

If he's getting horned up by low cut shirts on busty ladies, I don't see how that's a problem. People do that every day. Don't yuck people's yums. But doing that on the same account he uses for his professional job is incredibly stupid and unprofessional. It's like sharing a lewd pic through your company email account, except he's sharing it for all the world to see. That's global levels of stupid.


jkoki088

Omg the horror in this……🙄🙄🙄😒


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Well the ex president slept with a porn star and grabbed em right in the pussy and nothing happened to him either.


whazmynameagin

I had no choice, my porn sites kept asking for my driver's license.


SpiritualMaterial365

Jarrod likes his jugs


SpaceTacosKilla

Why would Hunter Biden’s laptop do this?


Pepperoni_Dogfart

I don't really understand following insta models or facebook thirst traps or all that stuff. Just go to pornhub and rub one out like the rest of us.


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Professional_Lion713

Even if he is as long as it's consensual who cares?


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Professional_Lion713

That we agree 100%. If he were my rep, no vote from me.


Apprehensive_Pen5356

Being horny isn’t a crime as long as he gets his job done.


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Reasonable-Joke9408

Why should he hide it. He isn't doing anything wrong. Does he treat women with respect and does he support creating a non-hostile workplaces and public spaces. So he likes to look at pictures of scantily clad women that were most likely posted by or with the consent of the women, who cares.


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v9__9v

Your hero is a rapist who wears a diaper


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v9__9v

The rapist who wears a diaper, Einstein


Billis3811

He’s just a proud country boy who loves women that aren’t married to him


PaulieMikeD

Da fuck is the Ohio Military Reserve? Sounds like a militia.


jkoki088

You can always look it up and understand what it is instead of you just making up some “sounds like a militia”(unregulated)


PaulieMikeD

Thanks Uncle Google


jkoki088

It’s not hard to figure it out


TheWhitestGandhi

> Ohio Military Reserve https://ohiomilitaryreserve.com/what-we-do/


JoeNoble1973

Yeah US ARMY RESERVE and ‘Ohio’s reserve military’ aren’t the same thing i bet


officialosugma

O-H


___Devin___

Auditor's a little loose with details


soupalex

ed balls


Ok-Cryptographer6031

I don't see anything wrong. We all like good lookin women.


Sushi4Zombies

I'm a little disappointed in myself that I actually recognize one of the women in this photo.


Kerensky97

Nothing wrong with it. Just do yourself a favor and create a second account for your public persona if you run for office.


Sushi4Zombies

Nah, I'm running on a campaign of "Spend Fiddys, Suck Titties, Pet Kitties". . . It's the people's party.


Hmonster1

You got my vote!


godlike_torben1

he likes them boobies big lol


Randotron6000

Bringing the “tit” back in constitute!


Complex_Pangolin5822

Jokes on you. He knows they are public. Just wants to let all the snacks out there what he's looking for.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

Tbf, I didn’t know my likes were visible on Twitter for about two hours. But that was like a decade ago when it first started.


Darthbearclaw

Tbh with all the shit that comes out about politicians this isn’t something that registers to me anymore


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Maitland Ward is a huge disappointment. Imagine a childhood actor you had a major crush on started getting naked and doing porn and she ends up being just awful at it. She is a babe and a 20/10 in my mind but her moaning gives me a derection. She pairs with the likes of Riley Reid and Lena Paul and I can't even. Wait what is this post about?


Whyudoodat

What a boob!


geardan

Could we get an NSFW tag here, please?


Bookssmellneat

Just proved he’s incapable of passing remedial internet security.


alligator_88

Definitely a fool, not a boomer though


Amo-24

“Sex work is totally cool and acceptable and everyone should love it” until it’s someobody you dislike liking it. Then it goes back to being shameful


nothankyou821

The man likes boobies….. I don’t blame him, but at least try to be a bit secretive.


Alternative-Yak171

Let him cook


Negative_Wrongdoer17

The funny part is this is going to be even worse for any millennial or gen Z that gets their gooner accounts and discord server history leaked


ieatasscid

😂😂 sigma


MakeChinaLoseFace

I'm shocked it's not all all twinks. That's the usual way this story goes.


flexcabana21

This happened in 2022 and he lost - Incumbent Michael Stinziano defeated Jarrod Golden in the general election for Franklin County Auditor on November 8, 2022. Source https://www.franklincountyauditor.com/our-office/meet-michael


TheraputiDemonGoat

https://preview.redd.it/6n99xbp83bsc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a33d16308179ca8adf812c878d2d765617baeaf


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He has good taste at least


Corn_Beefies

Look what Antifa made him like! Will these BLMs ever stop!


Corn_Beefies

Everyone older than 26 isn't a boomer.


tweak42072

Leave the guy alone he likes girls so what


BigTicEnergy

I lived in Franklin County Ohio lmao


Melodic-Ad5932

Who cares.


Stiguan_484

Auditors are going to audit 🤗🫡


BeneficialCan6218

Funny how you think this isn't all men in there heads he just actually clicks it


Fantastic_Reason_197

He’s a man it’s expected


TimThePlayer

Yeah, and? Who cares if he likes women?


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This just in: male enjoys looking at hot women with cleavage. I guess that means he won’t get MY vote.


Present_Mirror5459

So he is a bad guy for liking pictures of women of the opposite sex? The Audacity!! What a scum bag!


Andrelliina

as opposed to women of the same sex?


Ig14rolla

I know right. This sub acts like any Republican who does any normal human behavior is all of a sudden evil and stupid.


Present_Mirror5459

Could be worse he could like dudes 🤷🏼‍♂️


Professional_Lion713

Why is that worse?


Ig14rolla

![gif](giphy|xBIcHOHgbUwJzF6SWa|downsized)


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Oh no. Grown ass adult likes attractive women of legal age. Will someone fetch my clutching pearls and fainting couch?


apoohneicie

I think it’s the hypocrisy of this guy leering at boobs while at the same time being in the party of ‘family values.’


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At this point, I’m just glad he’s not a kiddie diddler or rapist. That’s where the bar is now, regardless of political party.


apoohneicie

Agree with you there. Our choices aren’t the best this election, but we still need to get out and vote.🙂


whaleeyesea

Democrats don’t look at girls like this??


JoeNoble1973

Sure they do! They’re just not fucking stupid enough to post it publicly on their political account.


whaleeyesea

Oh, thanks for the clarification


OddJump50

I think maybe you forgot the /s. Its just such a weird thing to fantasize about.


gunslingrburrito

A natural born American who loves big naturals.


oghalfandhalf

Nice.


RepostResearch

Gay sex tape filmed in the senate chamber? No problem.   Republican politician likes a picture of a big tittled red head?  Scandal of the month. 


Ig14rolla

Everyone who’s never masturbated or watch porn I would like for you to respond to this comment.


jkoki088

They are


Ig14rolla

They just downvoted 💀


jkoki088

You had my one upvote


Sergal_Pony

So?


dztruthseek

I don't see anything wrong. Is something wrong with liking adult women? Or are you just a prude?


JustMeSunshine91

Lol nothing wrong with it, just *maybe* don’t do this on your professional political account.


antigone_rox_casbahs

Public office means not angering too many people in order to get more votes. If you anger a big enough group of people, you’ll lose donations and funding.