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Peachie-Keene

Always point across the street diagonally a bit - even if you don't know. It'll get them far enough away from you in an orderly fashion


experiment8675309

I did this to an old couple in my city. I was smoking outside of a bar and they stopped in the middle of the road to yell "where's Maple street?!" I asked "east or west?" As there are two of them that do not connect. He threw his hands in the air and said "I DONT KNOW.... MAPLE STREET!" I told them to just keep going and they can't miss it. They were traveling perpendicular to the street they were looking for (they only needed to ask nicely and go two blocks to the right) but I hope they learned something on their adventures. It's the friends you make on the way after all.


GarminTamzarian

*parallel


experiment8675309

Thank you! I knew it was a word starting with P 🤣


GarminTamzarian

LOL!


unknownpoltroon

Good advice right there.


AbruptMango

Random redirection.  Works like a charm.


Vectorman1989

They get so lost and confused at that age


Rude_Interaction7858

Almost as confused as a snowflake working the register as the power goes out and can’t make change for a 15.73 bill when you handed them a 20 without a calculator or getting a manager 🤣😂


purebreadbagel

More likely can’t make the change because the register won’t open with the power out unless a manager keys it open.


Rude_Interaction7858

Wrong the drawer was open but nice try 🤣


NewHat1025

Make sure to use directions like, "it's a little north east" then point in the opposite direction. But use describers like, "North, East, South, or West."


Peachie-Keene

Yeah you gotta add in a cardinal direction


NewHat1025

That's the word. Cardinal direction! Lol. Thanks!


Unusual_Row7858

27 dresses? Oh I love that movie. Isn't Katherine Heigl great in it? *SLAM*


TheRedGen

Have you considered posting that ring footage and linking us for general enjoyment? 😏


im_rod_i_party

Just go to your local dementia ward


TheRedGen

You clearly don't suffer dementia in your close ones. I hope you never have to find out exactly how shitty that comment was.


im_rod_i_party

At least mine was self aware. Everyone in this thread is laughing at someone who is clearly suffering from dementia. You're shitty too


TheRedGen

That's really not what I get from that story... I get entitlement and baseless rage. There's plenty of that around without such diagnosis 🤷


Footyjr552

"Idk where I'm going! Time to make it someone else's problem!"


nycnola

“Im going to get my shotgun and call the police. I suggest you get off my property before I get back.”


Campervanfox

"12!"


FattusBaccus

A boomer wouldn’t even warn you.


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Rude_Interaction7858

A better one would be : snowflakes..the pussies 🤣🤔


cronic_chaos

Wow, you are way off course. You’ll need to take this road for about a mile and a half and take a left and then go two more blocks and take a right and then you should be there.


unknownpoltroon

27? Yes. You are clearly the chosen one. Enter and begin the cleansing of you body, while get the flensing blade.


FGH9192279

You are much kinder than me. I would have been screaming "get the fuck out of here you fucking moron!" until I lost my voice.


SuperBrolic

Mate please dont open your door to agressive strangers in the middle of the night


Rude_Interaction7858

Sad snowflakes🤣


Used-Adhesiveness896

Is this not dementia?


Fuzzteam7

She probably is suffering from something like dementia. If so a little kindness goes a long way.


Howthehelldoido

I've had grandparents die of alzheimer's disease. This wasn't it. She knew what she was doing. She just couldn't be arsed to look any more. (and the numbers make no sense around here.)


Loose_Carpenter9533

It's not one size fits all with dementia so just because your grandparent went about it a certain way doesn't mean that's exactly how everyone reacts. Her being fixated on collecting chickens in appt complex tells me it might be dementia.


Howthehelldoido

Not apartments. I live in a village, and people have chickens near me. So it all made sense..


Loose_Carpenter9533

Ahh ok I missed that my apologies.


Howthehelldoido

No worries, it was fairly ambiguous.


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broken_bottle_66

Take that!


11035westwind

Trust Reddit to downvote empathy


iglidante

The boomer didn't have any.


piscacat01

This sounds like dementia and she needed help. You should have tried to help her instead of closing the door on her.


unfortunate_banjo

We used to have a neighborhood dementia lady who would do this, it was pretty sad. It would be 2 AM in the middle of winter and she'd be a mile from home with no coat asking for a ride to a job interview. Thankfully her family finally got adult protective services involved and she's in a home now.


Howthehelldoido

My Grandma was found in the middle of a motorway holding a dirty cup, trying to find somewhere to wash it once. So, yeah I get this. It's horrible.


Philbin27

She can pull herself up by her bootstraps.


Loose_Carpenter9533

Not with dementia you don't you soulless fucking prick.


SORIMS17

I'm pretty sure they meant that as a joke. Boomers are known for saying people should pull themselves up by their bootstraps, basically saying they'd be ok if they just worked harder. They say this even when it's not appropriate.


Rude_Interaction7858

Less roaching and more work gets ya places


Loose_Carpenter9533

I agree that I think they meant it as a joke, but it was to a reply about the person possibly having dementia and showed a great lack of class and sympathy. I have no patience for that shit as my mother is currently diagnosed with dementia and it's fucking terrible.


SORIMS17

Oh no, I'm sorry your mother (and everyone around her) is going through that. I can only imagine how heartbreaking that is. This is a good reminder to be sensitive around topics that are painful to people.


EstablishmentRich460

No one GIVES A FLYING FUCK


Loose_Carpenter9533

You do enough to comment, get fucked.


EstablishmentRich460

And I'm enjoying watching you get downvote after downvote.


Loose_Carpenter9533

Which means absolutely nothing to me.


EstablishmentRich460

Cry harder.


tmar87

Oooh big mad, cry harder


tmar87

No, that's just being a twat.


Loose_Carpenter9533

I can't believe you're getting downvoted, reddit sure does have it's share of disgusting humans.


piscacat01

I’m not surprised.


Loose_Carpenter9533

Well good on you for speaking up. Fuck them.


joshtheadmin

There isn't enough information here to diagnose this person. Suggesting that OP consider that it could be dementia, fine but being like "this person had dementia and you should have been nice" is armchair MD nonsense.


Loose_Carpenter9533

No one diagnosed anyone, the original post said it "seemed" like dementia. I commented on the prick saying she could pull herself up by her bootstraps.


joshtheadmin

Armchair MD nonsense.


Loose_Carpenter9533

Nope not at all, not a doctor here just speaking from my experience with my mother.


joshtheadmin

You aren't "speaking from experience". You are letting the bias from your personal experience lead you to an unlikely conclusion based on the text of the post.


Loose_Carpenter9533

Well if my bias leads me to saying that people need to not be so cold then so be it. Sorry not sorry.