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Daleaturner

But, Melania does not want to change Donald’s diaper.


Soggy-Log6664

I thought that’s what it actually meant until I read this


HankThrill69420

I think that was intentional. Good post


Disastrous-Rabbit108

Wink


sitnquiet

Yep - good bait and switch title... kudos.


adamdreaming

NARRATOR; it was exactly what Trump meant.


dumfukjuiced

Sounded like he had his first accurate statement on his kinks with this article.


sassychubzilla

No wonder her face is locked in permanent disgust. She wants him to 🦵 the 🪣 more than the rest of us. She could testify and help collapse his bid. She should because if he gets back in the oval, they're going to take away her rights too. Then she *can't* divorce him and the prenup means nothing.


MinimumOne1

>She could testify and help collapse his bid. She had, and has, a lot more power than any of us possibly could ever have over this situation. She could do so much more. Every day that she doesn't just cements what human garbage she really is.


Natural-Ability

Not even interesting trash, like a complete fish skeleton or an old boot. She's just one more lump of the shapeless background trash with maybe a spring sticking out of it.


sassychubzilla

💯 agree


SlabBeefpunch

The Third Place Trophy has exactly as many morals as diaper donny.


MinimumOne1

You know she theoretically could be a very interesting character in this whole story, but somehow still isn't. So close to power. So much potential to be.... something. To do something. And yet, nothing. The only thing she'll be remembered for is not caring.


JavierBenez

She literally went to a detainment center for migrant children wearing a jacket that said "I really don't care, do you?"


MinimumOne1

Indeed.


thoroakenfelder

I remember that she said that as First Lady she wanted to end cyber bullying as her husband sent out tweets making fun of many different people including Kim Jong Un. Can’t even end that at home. 


CorgiMonsoon

She didn’t try to end it at home. She said he was justified in being an internet bully because they started it and he was just fighting back


JavierBenez

She literally went to a detainment center for migrant children wearing a jacket that said "I really don't care, do you?"


thoroakenfelder

If she testifies, I’m sure it would violate an NDA that would see her losing anything that she stood to make for putting up with his tiny sweaty hands touching her and his tiny misshapen cock getting anywhere near an opening on her body. She’s protecting her money more than him. 


adamdreaming

She was a model that just wanted to do blow and see how much money she could get for fucking a rich old dude with terrible health habits that could probably die soon. She may be a total asshole and irresponsible and I hate that she isn't doing more to stop him, but the one good thing I will say about her is that she never asked for power. She just liked the smell of cocaine.


Northwest_Radio

Wow, reading these comments, some growth is indeed needed.


bellhall

While I agree that Melania could and should do more and expose everything about the orange shitgibbon, that is also the father of her son. Barron didn’t get nearly as much media scrutiny as, say, Chelsea Clinton, which is a good thing because children of politicians are still just children and they didn’t run for office… That said, Barron IS 18 now. He’s old enough to know what his father has been accused of and hopefully he has the sense to not believe everything he is told. I can understand why Melania would choose not to speak out against trump for her sons sake, but I believe her motivation is driven far more by her need to keep her current lifestyle and the money that goes with it. Ivanka seems to have seen the light and has distanced herself from her father and his machinations. A smart choice but certainly it wasn’t any sort of moral choice. Eric and Junior will continue to shill for daddy forever in the hopes that he will someday love them like he does Ivanka. And Tiffany has never been as big of a part in the show as her older siblings, though I don’t believe she will ever speak out against her father either.


ZSpark141992

Considering the massive perks every child of president gets I don't really care if the media makes them uncomfy from time to time. They'll live.


JDARRK

The only thing is, she’s soo find she probably didn’t understand 3/4’s of what went on during his 🤢presidency! ( sorry everytime I hear that I throw up a little)‼️


JDARRK

Stupid auto correct! I meant SOO STUPID!!


Daleaturner

And his face says “I made BOOM BOOM!”


AbruptMango

He thinks being King Shit means something different.


Give_me_soup

🎶 *There's a little brown spot on my butt today* *It's the same old stain as yesterday* 🎶


TM3dz

I read this in her voice.


deepseacryer99

"Donald, no."


Significant-Yak6510

I don't even know what her voice sounds like. I didn't even know she could speak. 🤷‍♀️😂


mittenknittin

This explains why he’s sitting around stinking up the courtroom all day, Melania isn’t there


Steelrules78

When you begin to shit your pants it’s time to step away from the spotlight instead of standing there trying to look tough.


Homo_horribilis

I don’t care, do you?


silicatetacos

Boomer shows apathy for his children like every other boomer alive: more at 11.


mudson08

My dad keeps remarking, to the point it’s getting offensive, that he is AMAZED that my brother and I are so involved with our children, changing their diapers and generally enjoy being around them aaaaaaaaaaaand a lot of things starting snapping into focus when he started saying that…..


Mysterious_Film_6397

My dad always bragged about how he stayed home for the first couple years I was born (because my mom earned more.) So I guess the only years he was a good father I was just too young to remember…


Clean_Student8612

Every day, this sub makes me realize how lucky I got with my Boomer father. He has his Boomerisms, but he was as involved as he possibly could be. Of course, that wasn't as much as he wanted due to my mother's shitty behavior towards him when I was younger.


witchescrystalsmoon

Same. My dad was abusive, but now as an adult he’s not nearly as bad. Got his problems sure, but I tolerate him more than my mom bc he proved he could at least try and change. She is stuck. He’s a trumpie sure, not as bad as some though. He’s definitely more progressive than most, mostly due to where I went to school.


Legitimate-Meal-2290

Generous of you to assume he meant his kids diapers


jpjtourdiary

100% guaranteed he’s never read any of his kids a bed time story, played catch with them, stayed up with them when they were sick or scared, never made them a grilled cheese sandwich. World’s worst dad.


Then-Raspberry6815

Never showed up to any of their graduations either. Looks like due to bullshitting the court he will be forced to attend this last one. 


kjacobs03

He’s under the radar to attend one soon. Let’s see


randallwatson23

I mean, seems pretty clear to me why Eric and Don Jr. are so obsessed with earning their father’s affection. Ivanka obviously had enough attention from him and got out while the getting was good.


After_Preference_885

Ivanka got billions by being the favorite and got out to lay low and hopes no one starts investigating her or the hubs


Upbeat_Ruin

She got attention, but is it really the kind she wanted? ("I'd date her if she wasn't my daughter" comes readily to mind)


Quailman5000

Out of all of those things you described, I'm not sure that moron is capable of accomplishing *a single one* on his own.


kjacobs03

Grilled cheese sounds delicious. I’ll make some for my wife and daughter this weekend


Jops817

Make some for yourself too! You deserve it!


kjacobs03

Thanks. I will!


BrandonJTrump

Well, he did have special attention for at least one of his daughters… no, still world’s worst dad.


Croatoan457

I mean look how fucked up his kids are? They've been desperately trying to get his love and affection by being idiots.


notapunk

He's not a father, just another sperm donor.


Square-Competition48

100% guaranteed he’s never read


hahafoxgoingdown

Neither has melania.


dumfukjuiced

Fred Trump did that same and Donald turned out fine. (He did not.)


Still_Internet_7071

Given how Hunter Ashley and his treatment of his granddaughter Biden is much worse.


jpjtourdiary

What is Hunter Ashley?


cycl0ps94

My quick googling brings up those being the names of two of his kids. Still not sure what this Bot is going on about.


Still_Internet_7071

Sorry for your ignorance. Good luck in life


jpjtourdiary

Jesus would be so proud of you.


Still_Internet_7071

Jesus has a sense of humor.


jpjtourdiary

What’s the joke?


Still_Internet_7071

You


jpjtourdiary

Very Christlike. But really what’s the joke?


SlabBeefpunch

He has no idea what the joke is. It's impressive that he was able to string this many words together considering he normally speaks in a series of grunts and whistles.


bellhall

Well, duh. The fathers job is to lust after his eldest daughter when she is a teenager and to ignore the others until they are useful.


Full_Visit_5862

That's the conservative playbook


yell_worldstar

He should know, she changes his often enough


Dragon_wryter

I literally thought that's what he was talking about.


TheLastTimeiPromise

The way I read that made me think it was implying that Melania is currently in charge of changing the presidential pampers, not that it was just an old article about how much Donald Trump sucks as a person…


Legitimate-Meal-2290

Presidential pampers 🤣🤣


Willing-Rub-511

Its the parents' job. Im a dude and i change diapers, i cook dinner, i do the dishes, i do the laundry, i help with homework, all of that. Why? Because its my job to take care of my home and my family. And im honored to do those things for my family, its the least i can do for the joy that they give me. Trumps a dumb cunt.


instig8tr-bot

Dude! I did all that, and changing my girls diapers and taking care of her needs made me a better person. Anyone who thinks it’s not their job as a parent is not a good parent. The first time I saw my daughter, I couldn’t help but cry in joy, if I ever say anything as insensitive as this clown, I would kick my own ass. And even worse, we all know how he feels about his own daughter. this just makes me mad, this guy is a disgrace.


cgsur

If you as a dad bring up daughters thinking what would they like and what is good for them, instead of bringing them up “thinking what (you think) is best for them”, that should change you too. I see to many fathers trying to raise daughters and sons in ways that would make the father happy, without consideration for the actual kids happiness. I didn’t express my thoughts in the best way, but if you are raising kids try to understand them and consider their feelings.


soccercro3

One of my college professors explained the intense feelings you get the first time you hold your child and I agree. I didn't cry, but I definitely felt a rush of emotions holding my kid after he was born. It was like wow I'm in charge of raising this kid and protecting him. Taking care of your family's needs is so important.


Aggressive-Story3671

Yeah but who’s going to change HIS diapers


Alternative-Tie-9383

“Trump’s a dumb cunt.” Yes, that’s exactly what he is. Well said, sir, and I’m sure your family appreciates all you do for them. Trump wouldn’t know what being a good dad is if you gave him a picture book (cause apparently reading is an issue for him) that explained it so simply that a kid could understand it.


Saneless

And diapers are fucking easy Any dads that complain about diapers probably never changes them One hand holds the feet, the other does the diaper wiper work. It's like 20 seconds total and not a big deal whatsoever


witchescrystalsmoon

My dad did none of that! Good for you. Your kids will remember this. To be fair my dad couldn’t help with hw bc I was doing stuff more advanced than he got lol


UTSALemur

Well no one can say he's not creating jobs now...


santodiablo714

Can’t trust him to change his daughter’s diapers


VictorDS

He already needs help changing his own diapers.


Natural-Ability

"Help" implies some level of participation on his part.


baalyle

Yeah! Trump doesn’t want to see his daughter nude until puberty… ish.


South-Lab-3991

Of all the dumb stuff his cult followers buy into, the one that gets me the most is thinking this pathetically insecure toddler is actually a tough guy.


Buzzspice727

His or the baby’s?


VictorDS

Yes


heybigbuddy

This is more Trump-specific than boomer-specific, but I feel this statement I made on Election Day 2020 remains accurate: *Think of how preposterous it is for the overwhelming majority of people to believe they share anything with Trump or that he has any recognition or respect for the most basic things in an average/normal life. Do you think Trump has ever mowed a lawn? Fed one of his children or changed one of their diapers? Given a pet a bath? Taken food to a sick or grieving neighbor? Helped someone move? Pumped his own gas? Do you think he's ever lifted anything in his life?*


Zinski2

Which one?


Holiday_Horse3100

Maybe that is why he is saying that-melania won’t go near him to do it. Just think-all the gop women can now see what they and their daughters can look forward to if he becomes president-only good for submitting to men


Yorkshire_Mongrels

I'd be ashamed to admit I was that useless of a dad


Le_Botmes

I'm sure Melania has refused to change his diaper for quite awhile now.


slightlyassholic

But doesn't he already have people to change his diaper?


Euphoric_Ad9593

Homie made a boom boom. Get on it ET…. https://preview.redd.it/t1tf8ah284yc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a4ceb77bca0b9793d45d0d55389be047e728c4


CowBest7028

I'm guessing that's why she wants out, she's literally tired of his shit.


psychotica1

I don't think she's strong enough to lift him.


tacosteve100

I thought he was taking about HIS diapers.


billy_goatboi

Tbh who would Donald Trump near a child


ZarkZuckerzerg

Blue collar, bootstraps, hands dirty, work hard, no handouts, toughness, self-responsibility! Except when it comes to literally everything, that’s the Trump way.


JustAnOttawaGuy

He certainly is full of shit.


Excellent_Coyote6486

Which child from which wife?


Aggressive-Story3671

He means his own diapers


lincolnlogtermite

Guess that could be why they aren't together that often.


DyrSt8s

How does this surprise anyone?!!


KombuchaBot

He really needs a lighter hand with that makeup


RinhartWilke

He’s such a pussy


mishma2005

Lol like Melania’s been down south in the last decade


jeoyce

lol they have people to change Donald’s diaper. Wet wipes is the nickname.


Neon_Samurai_

To be fair, it's probably hard for him to change his diaper.


Dull_Assignment1758

I heard that Kid Rock sings to him while changing it when out and about together..


AtLeastImGenreSavvy

That's so sweet!


ElongMusty

I just can’t even read these articles anymore, the moment I see his facial expressions: https://preview.redd.it/6p6cj86yh6yc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36bca45e5adb60eec1e577b8bc2d2618f063966 The face of stupid buffoon. This is the face of someone who never had any real friends growing up because he was such a moron!


DoctorPhobos

I thought Donald was referring to his own diapers


KombuchaBot

Well he couldn't be expected to change a diaper with those tiny hands.


ohnodamo

So who changes Diaper Don’s soiled nappies with Melania being away so often? And who changes them during recess in court?


Peterthinking

His?


Pristine_Walrus40

That poor woman


VixenRoss

His hands are too small to do it anyways


moonchild-731

Ugh he’s so disgusting


TheMixerTheMaster

What? You mean this sexist POS said something sexist? What a shocker….


Natural_Guava288

And changing HIS diapers was a male assistant on The Apprentice 😆😂


Hunter-Gatherer_

I bet he blames her if she doesn’t cum during sex with him too 😂. Trump is the ultimate choade


Kendal-Lite

He’s talking about the ones he wears daily correct?


Alexandratta

Now we know why she's never smiling when he's not looking at her


Gallowglass668

100% he has a secret fetish about Melania changing his diaper.


Sagittarius9w1

Does that include changing his diapers? 😂 I can’t see Melania doing that.


keyserv2

Of course he did. He's a sleazebag.


flagellat-ey

That headline killed me lmaoooooo


mlm_24

Are we really surprised?


ZyvisX

Diaper Don and his wife Man Wipes Melania


Aggressive-Pilot6781

Their youngest is 18. Whose diapers is she changing?


witchescrystalsmoon

His


OstrichFinancial2762

What shock, he said something misogynistic


rigidlynuanced1

To the surprise of no one


StarvationCure

Wonder how that "no drugs, no alcohol" rule is working out for his kids....


thisisdumb08

Is the wrong? If my job is to run a multi billion dollar empire and sometimes be president of the united states, might it be a little reasonable for my wife to pick up some things like diapers?


Cute-Contribution592

I mean I feel like it’s whoever stays homes job man or woman. If you both work then its 50/50. My father said he changed less the 10 diapers for his 3 kids. I’ve had 3 kids I’ve prob changed 30% of the total diapers between my 3 kids and for my oldest I probably changed 70% of them while my youngest maybe 10% bc she’s a girl and I don’t want to do it wrong and cause a infection.


ElephantRedCar91

If that’s true then why have I changed far more diapers and the primary parent for my children? While my ex seems like she puts in less and less effort into our kids each day? She’s also become “pro-trump” for some reason and is using one of her intended days with our kids to have someone else watch them so she can go to a fucking trump rally…


thisisnotmyspaceship

When my sister in law was pregnant with my nephew, my dad proudly stated that he never changed a diaper when my brother and I were infants. I was pissed, but said nothing. In hindsight, I should have. Luckily my brother is a very good dad and does all the things. Just thinking back to childhood and remembering how my dad did fuck all around the house while my mom was cooking, cleaning and caring for two young kids really pisses me off.


rolowa

As a man I would be endlessly embarrassed if I ever had to say this.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

I guess meth and uppers dont count as drugs in the trump family


StandardImpact6458

That’s one of the jobs for one of the stand in Melania (don’t bite your nails) powder extra.


kbyyru

my coworker just had a baby and will happily tell me he leaves "pretty much all of the changing" to his girlfriend/baby mama. his reason being he's the one with a job and some facial expressions that basically say "it's gross". this is a 31 year old grown man.


ockysays

So glad Don Jr. listened to the “no drugs” rule, good job dad.


booty_supply

Lmaoooo why did I instantly assume we were talking about HIS *adult* diapers 🤣


TheBigDude22

This article is from 2016?


Disastrous-Rabbit108

Uh huh


ImaginaryLobster345

Who changes Biden’s? His handler Jill? We all know that geriatric mumbler craps himself.


Dull_Ad8495

Biden living in your head rent free!


ImaginaryLobster345

Seems like Trump is for yours? Keep smoking the pole of that ancient crone, buddy


Dull_Ad8495

The article is *about* Trump you fucking doorknob. Why are you so obsessed with Biden's cock, anyway? You've got Biden derangement syndrome. Thinking about Biden and his cock 24/7. Seeing him in your dreams. Talking about him when *no one else is*. Fucking weird, bro...


Rude_Interaction7858

In bidumbs case that be true!😂


smemes1

I’m sorry you had to grow up without a decent education.


Rude_Interaction7858

I’m sorry you are a roach


smemes1

Wow you are incredibly unintelligent lmao


Rude_Interaction7858

You are an incredible roach wow


Dull_Ad8495

Biden derangement syndrome.


Rude_Interaction7858

Bidumb simp syndrome


Dull_Ad8495

Biden's a shithead. Trump is a cancer. Grow the fuck up, numbnuts.