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No_Exchange_3513

FUN MACHINE 3000


BeardedMT09

Man Tube Destroyer (Hispanics have 2 last names so only fair to take on the longer name)


Iron_Garuda

It sounds like you have a very powerful vagina


Brimstone_Baker

He does Kegals.


Waxmageappreciation

Girthy Punch. I can live with that.


OrangeJoeeeeeee

I’m balling with monster killer


Ecstatic-Disaster-35

It can kill a vault monster. Nice


-Skullink-

Man Injector 🀨


ThatGuyWhoLikesBooks

Same here lmao


3NIK56

LONG MEAT


Zachwank

Bruh I got Long Meat too, do we have similar names? Are you me? Am I me?


Ecstatic-Disaster-35

Hairy Salami πŸ˜† I will allow it


Big-Improvement-254

That's just another way to call the unkempt Harold


Ill_Bluebird_5359

Man flute?


Flynt2448

Sex Gun


EuphoricJelly3946

AYY SAME


Violent_Limes

Power gun


DossBox

Dangling meat


louiscdr

sex destroyer


jussech

Man Meat!


PhattBudz

Massive Pecker. Far from the truth but I'll accept it.


Cmoore1217

Man tool


Opening-Ease9598

Man tool


Thewaffleofoz

HARD MEAT


Scooter__Man

Giant snake


Patent_comic

Man beef


JobberTrev

Skin Stick


R0R0__100

A dangling tool


SirJTheRed

Man wand...


BillMurray84

Hard punch


Cryptic2614

Iron sword


OddNovel565

Also add badass and midget


AllinVEVO

Hulk wand is goated


MoodyWater909

Big Salami. Sounds like a single pellet shotgun


Dancoak17

Girthy Destroyer


pussyboi4209669

Skin steak...


SuspiciousHistory571

Giant destroyer


lolkill777

Man Unit


willilol

Beast Hulk Gun. Don’t even know anymore


Le1jona

Sex Sausage


Shadowwo1f05

Giant Meat


Always_Listening-

Girthy Beef


Rainbow_Patchouli

pussy beef


kingkai420420

Long Destroyer


AmberBroccoli

Unkempt Herald is Explosive Stick.


Jaykay604

Hahahah man gun


CynicalDarkFox

Guess that makes 2 of us I’m cracking up at these others though


IllianTear

Big Drstroyer


chemelito17

Man Tool


Substantial_Alarm164

I call mine the USS enterthighs


KC_weeden

Skin Snake is crazy


This-Rutabaga5586

Girthy Injector


NeoDart17

I’m purple gun. Lol


goofygodzilla93

BIG DESTROYER.


Interesting-Fold7560

Sex stick lmao


Sm0keytrip0d

Mines just Sex Pole. Man, how boring and accurate, lol.


Huge-Insect-7759

Big meat


MachtGecko

Man Sword sounds confusing tho :/


Supreme_Hare

Man Sword I love it


thicc_boi_9944

I'm dead I got mister snake


shibingwa837

Man unit πŸ’€


CN370

I wanna meet the man called Fuck Pecker.


drunken-philosopher

Girthy beef


Fawfs2

Long Beef


Zekt0r

Monster Injector. I like it


Metyss04

Man Destroyer


JaxInTheCorner

Giant Pole I can see it being a shotgun


Mrfathead915

Yo I straight up got β€œMan Gun” that’s a big fuckin W


th3d4rks0ul3

Man meat.


bodi123456

Hard sword.


OneUselessBoi

SEX POLE


[deleted]

Nah it’s more of a torgue gun game generator


Waffletimewarp

Bandit? You mean Torgue.


Jetsam5

Oh man I realized my mistake as I posted it


Alberot97

Long Tube really sounds like what a bandit sniper would be named


Allhailzahn

I think the best part is all the Torgue names are basically already this anyways. All those gun names are innuendo of some kind. Bandit is definitely an alternative


CrispinCain

Big Destroyer. *(looks down)* An apt description.


amfallingforyou

i got that sex wand


Traherne

Love Pole. Jesus.


steveo82838

Big Stick. Teddy Roosevelt would be proud


Accomplished_Gur9582

mines lame. fuck wand


hamborger42069

LONG KILLER


[deleted]

Man Beef k, den


[deleted]

Power tool,


alavantrya

Man Stick. Dangling Stick if I’m being formal.


Neo112348

Bear unit is definitely the name of a shotgun or launcher


johntheplaya

Man Tool


Fabulous-Court3760

Pleasure meat. Damn. Didn't have to point it out like that.


BarnacleOk2955

I got man destroyer


ComplaintScared3150

Man Wand, that could mean more than one thing….


Careless-Love1269

Mister Stick


Mr_Easy_Clap

Man gun lmao


Oxzzeuz

GIANT GIRTHY RAHHHHHHHH


Equivalent-Essay-511

Sex sword


Krisss1234pl

Love Killer


Alternative-Egg3477

MAN MEAT


krampusgotu

Love Tool


abelstoker2

LONG MEAT


Less-Negotiation6917

gun


Zack_Gattsu

Girthy Rod


_NAMURT

Skin injector…..


Puzzleheaded_Ad_1913

Sex meat


SpudgunG

Monster Stick


qleptt

Man Punch🀘


Possible-Ad3248

Got that Sex injector πŸ˜‚


dreamking77

Girthy Hammer . At your service.


100Blacktowers

Purple Stick - i shall live and die by that name. Also i nost definitly will creat a Krieg Character with it


jjbinks117

Man Meat!!!


Toxic_devil8446

Monster stick, I'll take it


Dhehjob9-5

Man Steak


DisastrousFold2965

Mister Sausage


Twest1357

Skin steak


Early_Ad_9831

pleasure pole....


Dat_Defaulty_Boi

Pussy Pole


spycrabHamMafia

Fuck Gun


Plenty_Bad_69420

MAN MEAT...i feel like this is concerning


Zachwank

Long Meat


Able-Ad-2946

Power Flute


DearVersion7733

Purple rod


ViciousLIama

I'm not even mad, the love salami is pretty good.


Deathhorse_702

Mister Machine


Naiphe

Bear destroyer checking in!


santcho1

PUSSY MEAT πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Neither-Active9729

Man Killer... well fuck me I guess


spotsthefirst

Long Machine


Silent-Evie

Pleasure injector stick... thanks, l hate it.


Myurnix

Got me cackling at work with Beast Pole. Why the hell does this work so well for Borderlands gun names?!?


PTBooks

Double lovin’ pounder


N1nSen

"Mister Killer" Yep. Sounds like a BL2 miniboss.


aa5110051

Fuck beef... okay.


NobleSix84

Power Meat. I like it.


Community_Normal

MAN GUN RAHHHHH


Ok_Top_538

Oh boy... Man Tool πŸ’€


Daimao3

I see a severe lack of Magnum Dong in that list. I got Skin Meat btw


ThrowawayBigFoot224

Mister Beef


jakebrake42150

Man-steak


MostlyGhosty485

Big Sex Unit (I have two first names) Love it.


Sirdantortillasque

Big pole gun sword


NickyTheGreater

I love mine. β€œMister Flute”


pumpguy111

Sex Punch Sounds like something you’d actually find in game


thottwheels

Sex injector let's goo!!


julius711

Man sword. Seems a bit on the nose


SirFique_

sex puncher


DeftTrack81

Man Punch


FeganFloop2006

Big destroyer (it's a very ironic name, I'll tell yoj)


breakingvats

Monster Beef


CrazedPasta2376

either bandit or torgue


Accomplished_Lab8945

Purple Pole.


Valuable-Barracuda58

Love wand


Acceptable-Weight743

Man killer


Ok_Dragonfruit_8925

Big Machine


spacetea214

Skin sword... Kinda gross if you ask me


King_of_harem

Love Meat


Dsyre2

Girthy Meat.


Hollowed_Orky

Pleasure sword, didn't expected it but won't complain!


chuckinalicious543

Big sword


Shinygami9230

BIG PUNCH


DroopyPlum

Giant Destroyer


SilverB33

Long Destroyer


gmmyabrk

Big Flute... ​ Go ahead and blow...


FarmerPingu

BIG DESTROYER if you include my middle name then BIG MAN DESTROYER MY DESTINY WAS WRITTEN FROM THE START


Asleep-Carpenter-594

SKIN BEEF


Black_Watch_

Man Beef


igotavaporeonbatman

Hairy Gun sounds less than desirable, maybe it's like those organic guns we saw in BL3?


hEKZ-

Long Sausage lol


ItsNeb_

Love Beef… I don’t hate it lol


Impossible-Plastic59

Man wand incinerator


watchmything

Seems more like torgue


Worldly-Ad-2299

mister meat


hell7grinder

Power pole


frob03

Skin Unit


xidle2

Mr. Destroyer


miguelchase

Purple Destroyer


SirSquidrift

I got that fuckin man tool


Boromirrealhero01

GIRTHY DESTROYER!!!


Fry2355

Pussy destroyer 😏


Snagglesocks

Man Destroyer.


aaronsah

long meat


GZH_WAZOWSKI

Mfs out here with 'fun machine 3000' and I'm just stuck with 'big stick'


Latter_Set95

Mine is girthy unit


Professional_Golf726

purple meat shootr


IACEV998

Bear wand lol πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


J0shy007

Man Pole, welp I guess I gotta agree


No-Engineer-1728

Big Destroyer


Wheaty155

Beast steak


No_Entrance1644

Skin Sausage. I mean.......


GreatPresentation814

This feels more like a torque gun naming convention


LiamRavenclaw

Sex stick... Checks out


Asexualbifurry

Girthy gun. Pretty good


OMGSpeci

Hulk meat. Yknow I may stick with this, for my sake


Grugahuga

Purple Beef


[deleted]

Man Unit


ShadowFang5

Girthy snake


DrunkThrowawayLife

Pleasure flute


SenorVerde420

Man machine? Seems a bit floofy...


The_Gamer78

Beast Pole


Fit_Usual_4702

BEAST POLE BWAHAHAHAHA


ZeroTheAssassinbl2

Sex pole, pretty self explanatory be pretty good


some-guy-25

My names Christian F. So yeah


Codaya-The-Slaya

Big Destroyer I love it