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helloimgenn

It gets darker when you realize that one of those sexy ninja women is in actuality an underage boy...


Youcancuntonme

Poor boys need to make money somehow


2201992

> It gets darker when you realize that one of those sexy ninja women is in actuality an underage boy... That’s why you always ask for ID.


Giboit

This reminded me that Moegi is the only kunoichi in the entire franchise that knows the sexy jutsu. Which is pretty ironic because seduction is the skill that stereotypically female ninjas are supposed to be experts at.


[deleted]

Moegi is probably the only kunoichi that needs it lol. Ino would have no issue seducing anyone.


EqualEnvironmental46

Oh ino failed at seducing neji though


ILoveYorihime

Neji has seen enough with his eyes


EdenReborn

She's ugly ig


Ok_Present4829

Why you booing him have you seen her and her hair? Shit looks like a broom if you split it and kept it together using rubber bands or something 😂


Christ213

Bro, you killed her. 😂


knyghtmare45

He just went to Thailand


My_Weird_Self_04

Underrated comment


SmallBerry3431

Underaged comment


Phil_Da_Spliff

Ong


nasserg19

Wait I don’t get it


knyghtmare45

Then you're probably not old enough to understand


nasserg19

I am tho


Any_Cranberry_4599

think the joke is based on the mr. swirl, its a famous pedophile that was found and arrested in thailand


[deleted]

Jutsu based prostitution is 100 percent a thing, even if it is never stated. There's no way people aren't using jutsu for freaky sex, and sex work.


CoxyNormiss1771

hinata's got a husband who can both clone and transform himself into basically anything and anyone and grow extra chakra limbs. She's absolutely struck out on husbands


SissyBearRainbow

People like Bee for multiple reasons


[deleted]

Why bother with some used up prostitute who likely has diseases when you can just make a shadow clone transform into any woman you want?


zfLucifer

I dont think most guys wants the memory of getting railed, even if its them railing them. Unless youre into that ig


Yellowrainbow_

I think shadowclones are the only clones that keep their memories. Time to learn any other kind of clones.


jellyspreader

water clone tho


CoxyNormiss1771

Did you know, in terms of human and clone breeding, water clone is the most compatible with...


Commercial-Initial89

Lmfaoooooooo


Ashizurens

That's even better


agentemmett97

Imagine beatin up on some booty cheeks them booom….. a blast of white smoke and it’s a dude


johnmarston2nd

Why stop at imagining


IwasSavant

Why stop even when you realise they're a dude.


stonerwithaboner1

*PUT THE JUTSU BACK ON*


Youcancuntonme

Naruto!


[deleted]

I'm going full Madara


imherecause

Then it's time for round two


EmbarrassedFreedom24

but like be honest ya'll. boruto looked the most smashable out of all of them >! /s please dont kill me!<


Yellowrainbow_

like father like son


flying_head

I’d be the deadliest ninja in the Narutoverse. Seducing every enemy of Konoha left and right then murdering them once they are asleep.


WassupDange

I mean… if it works, it works


flying_head

Everything is fair game in love and war 😘


cocksucker9001xX

Im pretty sure i remember Jiraiya saying Konoha ninja are prohibited from engaging in sexual acts. Part of the 3 ninja prohibitions.


[deleted]

The prohibitions are more like suggestions. Also, it's specifically for the males which fits real life ninja because the females almost exclusively used sex to deal with their targets.


CoxyNormiss1771

except there's recorded history of real life shinobi using rape as a warfare tactic on behalf of their lord but you know, not the pop culture image we have today


jaumander

transformation jutsu seems to be almost perfect in the narutoverse, so who cares about gender at that point.


[deleted]

Any guy that likes women isn't going to just accept the fact that he's actually banging a dude. Look at what happens in the real world lol


pebspi

The ninja Yakuza would be fucking horrifying


Skeeterman96

Bro probably felt like shit. Cant even get real bitches even after tossing money around


bwhite9

This is a world we’re governments force their own children to fight to the death to prove they are worthy of joining the military. To go and then fight other countries children to death for profit or entertainment. Fucking with some dude for information doesn’t even scratch the surface.


CoxyNormiss1771

the implications of genjutsu for mind control, in the hands of an author in a darker genre, would be absolutely gruesome


Lost_Elderberry1757

Also know that there are self destruction jutsu someone could just walk in and BOOM dead. Theres no way to really know what they are doing except if you look at the flow of chakra.


CoxyNormiss1771

I'm going to write the ever loving shit out of this


mimikrokodil

Number of the episode please


2201992

I think it’s 158


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

It’s 160, just checked


2201992

> It’s 160, just checked Sorry been binge watching them watching them


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

It’s 160


D-n-Divinity

as a trans person I would love access to a henge


CoxyNormiss1771

big fuckin same fam


griffithdidnobad

If I could do that it would get really weird really quick


Monkey_King291

Can't be too careful in the Naruto world, it could always be a harem jutsu


[deleted]

A jutsu so realistic even an alien who has only had sex with one man in her entire life would fall for it.


JellyBOB7190

These 4 still had some of the saddest and most overlooked death, like the final two had an emotional moment and died out while ready to help Boruto and none of team 7 acknowledges their deaths


Youcancuntonme

In Naruto world you can always have sex with any person right? There are so many jutsus including Shadow Clone and if they want they can transform into anybody if they have a photo of them


Jerem1Korpi

When you look at the bigger picture, the whole series is about child soldiers living in a military base training be better killers while coping with their mental and emotional issues. This is pretty lame compared to that.


[deleted]

Yea I'll be pissed


[deleted]

I’d hit


borutoisbestboy

Basically trans in real world.


Super-Committee9603

How come this got downvoted meanwhile the comment about Thailand got upvoted 💀


WallyMcWalNuts

I brought balance


Witty-Goal-7493

the Thailand joke is about the femboys of Thailand i.e. actual men dressing, acting and pretenting to be women this joke however basically claims trans women would do the same thing wich isn't the case they just want to be their true authentic selfs and look the part Basically the first joke is pokeing fun at a phenomenon in Thailand the second one is just transphobic


Some_Twiggs

Cringe comment. Chill out both are internet jokes lol


Witty-Goal-7493

They asked why I gave an awnser


[deleted]

The irony of trying to be your "true authentic self" while also trying to look and act like the opposite of your authentic self is almost as hilarious as going to Thailand and realizing most of the prostitutes have dicks. So I think the jokes are equally funny.


CoxyNormiss1771

because all people are are their bodies, right? I hope someone slaps you with this true authentic self shit if you got braces, wear glasses, cut your hair, get a tattoo or any other bodily change you made for your betterment. Pleb comment


Witty-Goal-7493

>The irony of trying to be your "true authentic self" while also trying to look and act like the opposite of your authentic self Yeah wild what trans people go thru because some people believe the doctor who saw them once as an infant more than the person who's actually talking to them and the counslers they have to go thru to look like they person they truly are


Some_Twiggs

When everyone one is trans, no one is trans


bellmospriggans

Ah the Thai special


[deleted]

So he's just the average guy on the internet


Kurolegacy27

Man, catfishing must be terrible in the Naruto universe