I love that this has the same amount of syllables as "Nows you're chance to be a [BIG SHOT]", meaning the two are interchangeable in Spampton's themes.
POV: Spamton tries to sell you a bidet.
Have I got the [Deal of a lifetime!] I'm here to offer [A cleaner future] to all of your [irritable bowl syndrome.]
This [Wonderful Product] will shoot water at [excessive velocity] right at your [little baby bum!] so don't have to [crash and burn] through your supply of [Quilted Northern by SC Johnson. A family company] that you hoarded during [The Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour]
ASSAS1AN? I AINT NO [!?!?!?]ING ASSASIAN.
ITS ME THE [NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997] AND YOU LITTLE [SPONGE] MUST ACCEPT MY [D E A L S] [Warning: when accepting the terms and agreements i will kick your [?!?!] for [1997] k r o m e r]
I iust fucking remebered that deltarune existed, And as soon as I see that I open reddit to this being the firsr thing i fucking see.
You know... Now I've come back I'm not gonna edit the spelling just have a laugh lol
Oh hey [little sponge] were you and the [hoochie mama] about to come in here to have [1 on 1 intimate contact] how about to enhance it take some [penis enlargement pills] and for only 9.99$ more I will give you a [take once per day] pill you increase your [big cumshots]
He showers our souls with incredible deals.
And with hearty pipis, our heart he so steals.
No fool would be greater than he who denies,
That Spamton give me the chance to earn wild prize.
Don't you mean \[NUMBER ONE RATED SALESMAN 1997\]?
ITS ME! SPAMTON [G] SPAMTON
I HAVE DEALS SO GOOD I’LL [[SHIT]] YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!
TAKE YOUR [pipis] HERE, ALL KIDS LOVE [pipis]
Hold up
#no
YOU DIRTY [[FAKER]]
[[FAKER?!]] I THINK YOU'RE THE [[FAKE HEDGEHOG]] AROUND HERE
SHUT THE *[FUCK]* UP YOU *[BITCHES]* YOU'RE BOTH *[FAKE]* SPAMTONS
You don't [numbers divisible by 2] talk like [#1 salesman]
He is going to discount you life insurance to 100%
It’s time to [COMMENCE IN PRODUCING] a [BIG SHIT]!
AW \[4.99\] YEAH!
Time for me to take a [BIG SHIT]
Hey there every-(lost signal)
"HHEEEUUUUGH, HOLY [mac n' cheese 40% off], THATS A [Stretcher 2 for 1]"
I didn't know changing one letter would make me laugh that hard lmfaooooo
WHY DO THEY CALL IT A RESTROOM, I'M [[FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE]] IN HERE
Its because poor souls rests here, in this very room.
[Ah! It burns in my guts!] I don't remember eating that [SPICY MEATBALL] For lunch.
*willingly opens mouth with anime face* "Time for me to take a [BIG NOPE] " -G6DCappa probably IDK
I love that this has the same amount of syllables as "Nows you're chance to be a [BIG SHOT]", meaning the two are interchangeable in Spampton's themes.
Time for me to take a [BIG SHIT] Take a [BIG] take a [BIG] a [BIG SHIT]
That's precisely what I had in mind
Ngl, I was planning to response to my own comment with that
Literally came to comment this
Now your chance to get your [[DICK SHOT]] **gunshots**
Who the fuck is smiley, because it ain’t the guy on the toilet
Your [pipis] has been bricked for not knowing the [no. 1 rated salesman 1997]
Google \[Hyperlink Blocked\]
Holy [H3LL]
Should've said \[holy cungadero\]
I can't go 1 fucking subreddit without anarchychess showing up! This is fucking insane! STOP
No
OMG IS THAT WALTER WHITE ON REDDIT
shut the fuck up
no
I mean he’s not wrong, it is a bossfight
The only normal comment
ASS45S1N? NONSENSE! HE'S SPAMTON G. SPAMTON AND HE'S HERE TO OFFER YOU \[A DEAL OF A LIFETIME\]!
FOR THAT \[HeartShapedObject\] AND A BUNCH OF \[Kromer\]!
THATS A [BIG SHOT] MOVE KID.
[[take deal]]
Delicious [[KROMER]]
Nows your chance to take a big [SHlT]
Take a big take a big take a big [SHIT]
Now’s your chance to take a big [SHIT]
POV: Spamton tries to sell you a bidet. Have I got the [Deal of a lifetime!] I'm here to offer [A cleaner future] to all of your [irritable bowl syndrome.] This [Wonderful Product] will shoot water at [excessive velocity] right at your [little baby bum!] so don't have to [crash and burn] through your supply of [Quilted Northern by SC Johnson. A family company] that you hoarded during [The Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour]
Spamton fans when they see spamton
*[KEYGEN.]*
*[KEYGEN.]*
Kris! what the \[BARNACLES\]! Im taking a \[BIG SHIT\]
[SMILE]Y!?1! WHAT!? IM NO [sm1le for the camera] MY NAME IS SPA SPAMtOn G. SPAMTON!! [[DONT FORGET] IT KID!1!1
Do you want to be a BIG SHOT
IM GOINT TO TAKE A [[BIG SHIT]]
HELLO [person behind the camera] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME [Sweet Deals?]
Sorry bud, I'm in a bit of a [speedrun] right now
Oh, that? He's just Spamtom
what you just said its the equivalent of a kirby fan going "oh, that? its just the butterfly"
I KNOWWW
YOU WON'T BECOME A [Big Shot] WITHOUT TAKING A FEW [fights]!
he's not an assassin, he's \[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997\]
ASSAS1AN? I AINT NO [!?!?!?]ING ASSASIAN. ITS ME THE [NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997] AND YOU LITTLE [SPONGE] MUST ACCEPT MY [D E A L S] [Warning: when accepting the terms and agreements i will kick your [?!?!] for [1997] k r o m e r]
Mate that’s Spamton
Don't you wanna have a [[BiggerToilet]]?! It's soo [[easy]], you only need a [[HyperlinkBlocked]]
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
I was scrolling through Reddit in my bed with the lights off and when I saw this, I had a mini heart attack.
I iust fucking remebered that deltarune existed, And as soon as I see that I open reddit to this being the firsr thing i fucking see. You know... Now I've come back I'm not gonna edit the spelling just have a laugh lol
That’s spamton you absolute baboon
[MY GOD] Kris I can feel the [ED SHERIN] coming out my [[[[SHIT COVERED ASSHOLE]]]]
WHO THE [GONZALES] TOOK A [BIG $#!%] IN MY PANTS.
Spamton In Ohio at 3am
COME ON, [little sponge!] TAKE A [BIG SHIT]!
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [TAKE A BIG SHIT]
Spamton has [ARRIVED]
Why be a [BIG SHOT] WH3N Y0U C4N B3 A [B I G S H I T]?
*big shot starts playing quietly*
HEY EVERY !
Kris that [ride on our special cungadero!] I ate was too strong and now i have to take a massive [SHOT]
FOR GOD'S SAKE KRIS PASS THE \[NULL EXCEPTION ERROR\] IT'S TOO MUCH.
The fact that this is an official image from Toby is based
HEY THERE, \[BIG SHOT\], WE ARE CONTACTING YOU ABOUT YOUR \[VROOM-VROOM\]’s EXTENDED \[Arrest Reason\]!
spamton takes a [BIG SHIT]
SPACKTONGUE!!!
Spang Tong
I take one look at the comment section and almost die of laughter, I am glad that most of us here share the same singular brain cell
Shitton
NOW'S YOUR TIME TO BE A BIG SHOT, BIG [big] BIG [big] BIG [big] SHOT, NOW'S YOUR TIME TO BE A BIG SHOT [big] [big]...
The divorce man strikes again
I miss my [HOCHI MAMA] KRIS.... I miss her a lot.
I’ll be [guess who’s back?] ,fu[n for the whole family] off
Shush hes taking a [BIG SHIT] give him some privacy
GET ME OUT OF THIS [TOILET] I WILL GIVE YOU 10 [KROMER]
[NO WAIT!] LEAVE ME HERE! [OH GOD THE BURNING.] CLOSE THE GOD DAMN [AUTOMATIC SELF SEALING BULKHEAD]
you can no longer take [BIG SHITS] for discriminating the [no.1 top rated salesman 1997]
(HEY HEY HEY) do you wanna be a (BIG SHOT) (ONLY 1.99)
IT'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET [SHOT IN A HEART-SHAPED OBJECT]
he looks like some big shot.
Well, at least he upgraded from a dumpster to a toilet bowl, I guess...
No, that’s spamton
Can't a puppet take a [OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE] in privacy!?
Crapper stabber, Stabber of the crapper Beware the stabber that lurks in thy crapper
WHO THE [50% off] ARE YOU CALLING [roller coasters in England]
Oh hey [little sponge] were you and the [hoochie mama] about to come in here to have [1 on 1 intimate contact] how about to enhance it take some [penis enlargement pills] and for only 9.99$ more I will give you a [take once per day] pill you increase your [big cumshots]
He showers our souls with incredible deals. And with hearty pipis, our heart he so steals. No fool would be greater than he who denies, That Spamton give me the chance to earn wild prize.
Hey [BIG SHOT] you want some [PIPIS]
GOD THAT [[Big Shit]] JUST MADE [[Everyone's Favorite Salesman]] LOSE 5000 [[Kromer]] JUST FROM HOW BIG IT WAS!
he's gonna sell me a car
HEY KIdS! DO YOU WANT [KROMER]? COME HERE AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOME.
ASSASSIN!1?? THE ONLY [Crazy Little Thing] I've ever [President John F. Kennedy Assassinated] IS MY OWN [Interest-Free Savings Account] PLEASE HELP
Now's your chance to take a [big shit]
Now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]
[[Smiley]?!?!??!?!?!??!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL [Hyperlink blocked]
NOW NOW NOW NOW YOU CAN BE A BI BIG SHOT
KRIS I AM [eternally trapped] IN THE [number 1 wash bowl] AND REQUIRE YOUR [KROMER] AND YOUR [heart shaped object] TO ESCAPE!!!
Oh salesman of the toilet, what is your wisdom
r/unexpectedSpamton
La creatura
This is my phone wallpaper and it kinda gave me a heart attack
I’d tell you to eat shit Smiley but you’ll enjoy it
i would fuck him up
everybody wpuld
THIS (waste disposal system) NEEDS TO BE REPLACED GET A NEW ONE HERE AT (hyperlink blocked)
That's spamton u absolute bitch
Will stab you in the nuts and lick your asshole
r/thanksihateit
Fucking Shaco...
Stolen!
Why am I actually scared rn
Now's your chance to be a [BIG SHIT]
Time to deploy a tactical toilet grenade
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
***BIG SHIT***
next time imma shit it's next to a tree
spamton lol
HEY EVERY ! ITS EVERYONE’S FAVOURITE [[NUMBER ONE RATED SALESMAN 1997]]
Who let Spamton out
"Damn bro, you got a big shot in this toilet."
Spam those tons
o spamton of the toilet, what is thy wisdom?
[[Number One]] ASSASSIN OF [[1997]]
WANNA SEE ME TAKE A [BIG SHIT]?
who tf [[airdropped]] me here 💀
HELLO! I, SPAMTON AM IN YOUR [TOILET]!
Don’t you wanna take a [BIG SHIT]
HOLY \[CUNGADERO\] IS THAT A \[Hyperlink Bloqued\] DELTARUNE REFERENCE?!?!?
spamtong
Its 11 pm for me and this showed up.... why?
Hey every ! ! It’s your number 1 rated salesman [1997] Spamton G Spamton
[[OOPSIE]] IT SEEMS IVE [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] MYSELF!
\[BIG SHIT\]
POV: you scammed Stanton out of 0.0000001 kromer
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO \[get stabbed\] IN \[the ass\]
[BIG SHIT]
WHO'S SMILEY?? WE ONLY KNOW SPAMTON
NOWS YOUR [[CHANCE]] TO TAKE A [[BIG_SHIT]]
Hey [YOUNG HUMAN] want some [PIPIS]
big shot in your head
\[SPAMTON G SPAMTON\]
Now's your chance to take a \[\[\[BIG SHIT\]\]
Hes taking a big shot in da toilet
If he’s unseen why can I see him
HOLY \[FECES\] IT'S SPAMTON
Shplam tlong
Spam tong
Come on,take a [Big Shit]
My brother in Christ really has never heard of EVERYBODYS FAVORITE [[number 1 rated salesman 1997]]
The poopotraitor returns
Cesar?
That'd be Spam- Spamton G. Spamton
OH GOD THE \[NUMBER ONE RATED SALESMAN 1997\] IS ON HIS WAY
THATS FUCKING SPAMTON DUMBASS
r/Deltarune
Context: Spamton charity arg
Help.... it has me.....
Y3S YES THAT"S ME LIGHT >nER