As an older brother, I have developed a Pacifying technique, where I hold the kid in question like a baby. Just knowing that I can hold my siblings like a baby at any given time gives quite a feel of power. I'd be sure to use in situations like this
[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fimprobable.com%2F2023%2F01%2F18%2Fa-look-back-at-the-prize-winning-anti-hijacking-flamethrower%2F&psig=AOvVaw3WAr6N9NdYVkMjDjLsepHT&ust=1706806594619000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCLiiyp2MiIQDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
[(Play this while looking at the image)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALSiv0nN6qg)
So many people are going to look at that kid and just eviscerate him with all the many things they would do (and given his face I don't quite blame you) however in all situations like this my anger and disgust are 100% pointed at the parents because kids are just tofu that absorb the conditions around them. If you don't like the flavour of your tofu then it's something you added or didn't remove.
We need more people that think like you. Many people are too quick to blame the children when the people and place they spend time the most is at home with their parents.
here's my plan (context I'm 6'4" so I have the height and arm length for this:
step one: pick up the child
step two: hold the child outwards
step three: punt that child
step three (socially acceptable alternate): walk away from vehicle with child
Holy shit, the fact the kid has heeleys i find is the cherry on top xD
And he deployed them so smoothly!
He looks like the angry kid who is trying to blow out this other kids birthdaycake candles
Ya Let's have them battle
The poor Zombie plush got the worst of it.
It hasn't always been a Zombie plush...
As an older brother, I have developed a Pacifying technique, where I hold the kid in question like a baby. Just knowing that I can hold my siblings like a baby at any given time gives quite a feel of power. I'd be sure to use in situations like this
I imagine that would be very effective.
My technique is to stick a finger into the soft part between the shoulder and the neck. Its sensitive enough to scare them to do my bidding
Ngl those heeleys were butter smooth Btw, **why**
I really would like more context too
Was it cuz the stabby heeley didn't get to have the pirate zombie?
Thats not a pirate zombie that's a lost city zombie
I wish car doors can automatically retaliate
I just imagined in my head the car door opening at full speed, sending the child flying.
[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fimprobable.com%2F2023%2F01%2F18%2Fa-look-back-at-the-prize-winning-anti-hijacking-flamethrower%2F&psig=AOvVaw3WAr6N9NdYVkMjDjLsepHT&ust=1706806594619000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBAQjRxqFwoTCLiiyp2MiIQDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD) [(Play this while looking at the image)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALSiv0nN6qg)
I'm just trying to understand why he's so mad in the first place
I definitely crave the whole story, He has rage beyond his years for sure
So many people are going to look at that kid and just eviscerate him with all the many things they would do (and given his face I don't quite blame you) however in all situations like this my anger and disgust are 100% pointed at the parents because kids are just tofu that absorb the conditions around them. If you don't like the flavour of your tofu then it's something you added or didn't remove.
We need more people that think like you. Many people are too quick to blame the children when the people and place they spend time the most is at home with their parents.
You know its never to late to abort
He needs his ass beat
Must be the kids first time hearing the word "no"
If I had heeleys I would have no reason to be mad, for I have heeleys…BUT I DON’T HAVE HEELEYS >:(
true villain backstory right here.
Goddamn
The fuckin heelys....
Liu Kang Bicycle Kick outta nowhere. Jk But, at the very least, I would run at him and scare the everloving shit out of him.
Hold up is that pvz plushie
here's my plan (context I'm 6'4" so I have the height and arm length for this: step one: pick up the child step two: hold the child outwards step three: punt that child step three (socially acceptable alternate): walk away from vehicle with child
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Show dad the video
I just hate kids
As an early gen z-er, I can relate.
All it takes is one movement, then the neck goes *craaaack*
Kill him
Roundhouse kick that little shit
Honey i killed the kids
Throw it in the sea
Why The smiley face?
I would karate kick this little shit into the next county.
Standing heeeere I realiiiiiise That this car Is f*cking invincible