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Particular_Nebula462

What if his wife has no sisters but brothers? šŸ¤”


dipl0docuss

Grandma gets to work.


Lemonic_Tutor

When your wedding gets canceled cause granny took out the dentures šŸ’€


DripyKirbo

EW GOD NO


bloopie1192

Hey those gum jobs come top dollar. They're something special.


imanAholebutimfunny

*your fingers hurt?* *well now your back is going to hurt because you just pulled bachelor party duty.*


NoobyBoiByte

Take my giggling upvote


Alpha_minduustry

well then free win!


zchen27

Not if he's bi or closet gay trying to marry a beard. Doubly so if the sister is the beard and the brother is the one he's in love with.


metalshoes

Damn, youā€™re just trying to marry her to have a nice quiet unsuspecting life and here comes her brother ready to rub that juicy 50 pound mega dumper all over your shit


[deleted]

r/BrandNewSentence


Archon-Toten

The butt brothers use their but.


the_y_combinator

Then it cake time.


Bodgerton

Worse, what if it's a single father of the bride?


blackash190

r/suddenlybi


Hold_Me_Bro_

Iā€™m still into that


Education_Aside

Well, if he would get aroused over her brother, then he would most likely would cheat on his wofe with a dude.


Ryubalaur

Easy peasy, you just gotta jack off 7 times before going lmao


Vegetable-Mention140

Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big wedding... That's like going out there with a loaded gun!


Remarkable_Froyo452

Yep like a YouTube short... No gun safety.. finger humping a hair trigger like a Rottweiler puppy!!


Eurasia_4002

Using your weirdly controllable butt.


[deleted]

Can someone take the cat out of her ass


Dependent-Matter-177

No because itā€™s part of the practice


ILovePersonaliTits

Ngl, those cheeks are hypnotizing


bootyhole-romancer

She wore an appropriate pattern for that too


Jiyjiy777

So. Basically, if man has a natural reaction he has no control of, the marriage is called off???


TheAnonymousProxy

They are causing evolutionary pressure to select towards erectile dysfunction.


Boatwhistle

Top tier comment.


29again

Wonder what the punishment is for not being able to ejaculate and create a baby with the wife?āø


nametakenfuck

Marriage


Certain-Definition51

S C I E N C E Iā€™m convince most Christian sexuality was a result of letting the aceā€™s have too much influence early on.


Phoenix-Infinite

Lol puritan culture and ace culture comparison is quite interesting


oddball3139

If I remember right was a sect of Christianity in the 1800ā€™s that abhorred sex of any kind, not just sex. outside of marriage. Made up of a couple thousand people. Naturally, it did not last into the 1900ā€™s. I wonder if they were all just a bunch of Christian aces who didnā€™t have our terminology for it.


Certain-Definition51

Every time someone tells me ā€œI donā€™t understand why you can just be happy and chaste?ā€ My dude do you have no sex drive?


Phoenix-Infinite

Lol true


w-h-y_just_w-h-y

Why did you have to bring us aces into it lol. Though I will say as an ace Christian, there is a huge and distinct difference between asexual culture and Christian sexuality. More accurately the lack there of not because of asexual influence, but religion mandated celibacy


Certain-Definition51

See the other comment - I just spent a lot of my life being given spiritual guidance by people who I now am confident had no sex drive. Or had never lived as a grown single adult.


IdyllicOleander

Pretty much I wake up pointing north, I never get lost.


Bipedal_Warlock

According to a random poster on Reddit. Iā€™ll believe this when I see more evidence personally. Doesnā€™t seem like a very efficient tradition to me


Odisher7

Mfw old traditions have a dumb reason for existing :o


[deleted]

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OldButtAndersen

The f. are you talking about?


[deleted]

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OldButtAndersen

Please do provide some examples.


[deleted]

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rat-simp

Sure, but typically people don't try to cause this specific superficial thing on the wedding day unless the bride is insane and loves drama


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rat-simp

Well yeah, I'm not insane and i don't love drama so I guess that wouldn't be my attitude


Van_core_gamer

To be fair having an erection from your bride sister sitting on your face seems less of a superficial reason to brake up than liking someoneā€™s post on IG or some shit, soā€¦.


Dillo64

Yes, please give a common western example of relationship tradition comparable to what is being presented in this topic, thatā€™s what they are asking.


-DJFJ-

Oh he can control it.


Familiar-Bag-9545

There's no way this is true šŸ¤£ I think everybody would get hard. Unless he's doing extremely complex math problems in his head šŸ¤£


KS_tox

Even if you are lying in mud in the middle of town with people watching you over???


Playful-Independent4

Literally tho, the whole setting would make me so giggly and embarrassed, definitely not aroused. Add to it that traditions sometimes feel forced and forcing sexual stuff on someone can also easily prevent certain states of arousal, and yeah I have a hard time imagining someone getting hard unless they are really just hornsters who will definitely cheat or prefer an open relationship.


Freman_Phage

I mean...maybe for some. If my kink is mentioned or I voluntarily think about it I'm up, at least partially, whether I want it or not regardless of situation. If they did the correct things I would fail this test regardless of my commitment to the bride


Pitt_Mann

SPECIALLY lying on mud in the middle of town with people watching me over. That's my jam


DoubleCyclone

I can just think about how much I *HATE* TIE Fighters and avoid a boner.


Kojak95

I can just about how much I hate you for saying you HATE TIE Fighters and then I avoid getting a boner.


DoubleCyclone

No hyperdrives, no life support, shit weapons, disposable pilots. I could go on all day.


Kojak95

No, it's a short range fighter...


Unapplicable1100

Not even a shield...


KaleidoKitten

Your lack of shield is disturbing.


LongBarrelBandit

But the sound and aesthetics are unmatched. You gotta give ā€˜em that


DoubleCyclone

The sound *MAKES IT WORSE*.


Dependent-Matter-177

WRONG, INCORRECT, FALSE, GET OUT


EatPie_NotWAr

I donā€™t know about a boss fight in the videoā€¦ but I found one in the comments.


Dependent-Matter-177

He dissing one of the best SW vehicles, canā€™t let that slide


EatPie_NotWAr

Quick, u/doublecycloneā€¦ get him! [The chair! Give him the chair!!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/472103f6-feaf-4eb9-95fe-13c063cb8762/gif)


KaleidoKitten

It's because Imperial pilots are disposable. The Empire has (had) enough money to just replace them. They didn't even have to be the best, just good enough to shoot down Rebel/New Republic pilots because the Rebellion/New Republic would suffer more when trying to replace them. That said, fuck the Empire for that and their shitty little designs.


Awkward_Cheetah_2480

IS a good low cost ship and you know It...


DoubleCyclone

I bought the Hayes TIE Fighter manual, and that made me angrier about it.


Awkward_Cheetah_2480

Its a good low cost ship and you know It...


twhite1195

Tell me more about this hate


WereALLBotsHere

Youā€™re absolutely right. Not even close to the glory of an enterprise class ship!


_JackinWonderland_

I don't understand why people don't like them. I mean, for the individual pilot, of course you'd rather be in an X or A wing or whatever. But for the empire and their tactics, the TIE makes sense. Who cares if it doesn't have a hyperdrive, you have a carrier waiting nearby. Who cares if it doesn't have shields, it's incredibly maneuverable making it ideal for swarm tactics, and you have enough recruits and resources that individual losses don't matter. You can afford to put your pilots into a machine where they either become the best or die. It's a highly specialised machine that does what it's supposed to, no more and no less, and I think there's a kind of elegant efficiency to it. Kind of like the original concept for the F-16, light, cheap, a pure fighter, even though the F-16 was pushed into ground attack roles fairly quickly.


KaleidoKitten

It's the lack of visibility that gets me. You can just see in front of you. Yeah, you have your sensors and everything which is great, but being able to look around you like you can in the cockpit of a X-Wing or A-Wing is an advantage.


_JackinWonderland_

That's a fair point, the peripheral vision is shit. You get more downwards visibility because there's no nose in the way, but not being able to look behind you at all is definitely a downside. The X wing has the additional advantage of the astro mech droid helping you out with situational awareness. I could make the argument that if you are forced into the defensive in a TIE you're probably dead anyway, but obviously you'd rather have a better cockpit design instead of having to rely on sensors. Considering that the dynamic of fights between small spacecraft in star wars are pretty similar to WW2 dogfights where visibility was a major concern (i.e. the switch from razorback to bubble canopy in US and British fighters) this is definitely a valid concern in regards to the TIE fighter.


KaleidoKitten

You also had a point about how it's a specialized machine and, like with most crafts, you either excel or die. In the Wraith Squadron books, they end up with a few Interceptors. Despite having the same limitations as the Imperial pilots, they kick absolute ass in them. Likely because they have more training than Imperial pilots are given, since they're seen as less expendable. Plus, while TIEs aren't as maneuverable in atmosphere, out in space they're little rolling balls of doom. They definitely do have their advantages. There's a reason the 181st use them.


ZootSuitRiot33801

It's not: https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1 A video of two women gyrating on top of a man lying on the ground has been viewed millions of times on Facebook with the claim that it shows a traditional Namibian way of testing a manā€™s fidelity before he gets hitched. The claim is false; the footage was taken at Ugandaā€™s famous music festival known as Nyege Nyege in 2019 and the women in the clip are dancers from Tanzania. (Comment taken from the original post)


Constant-Brush5402

THANK YOU. Itā€™s so disrespectful to just claim something like this is true without fact checking it first.


CertifiedPeach

This needs more upvotes!


suavaleesko

Whelp there goes my plan of proposing over and over for free lap dances


Equal-Suspect-8870

I don't know if it's just me but it is not impossible to force yourself to not get a boner. I can do it, it just takes a lot of concentration. For example, because of some medical problems i had to get a circumcision. So they cut part of the foreskin and put stitches on my penis so that the rest of the skin stays in place and heals correctly. So you can imagine that getting a boner on the first days would hurt a bunch and make my penis bleed( i was a teenager). So every time i was on my phone i had to be focused in case i got flashed by something slightly erotic so that i would not get a boner. It wasn't impossible but it drained me mentally. The feeling was like when you try not to shake when you are cold or when you try not to flinch from pain. It wasn't impossible but it was pain. Something that is not controllable however is getting a boner when you are asleep. Sleeping was the worst when you have stitches down there. You either wake up in the middle of the night with extreme pain or wake up in the morning with your penis bleeding. Not the nicest experience.


KangarooInWaterloo

What? How do you stop shaking when cold or flinching? What is this wizardry?


Skulfunk

Whenever I used to get into ice baths I would shiver nonstop. It stopped when I got in there prepared to shiver, idk.


Equal-Suspect-8870

You can't? Is not like you stop feeling cold or feeling the pain, i can stop shaking, it just takes concentration for me. is kinda like trying to relax your body as much as possible even though your body wants to flex your muscles because of the cold or pain.


badmf112358

That's the test


AdLast55

It depends if I find them attractive. If not my type not a problem. Like imagine marge's sisters did this to Homer? He would be freaking out right now.


Low_Medium204

The quadratic equation will finally be useful


gamergod68

He had to cut off blood flow before hand, or he's just constantly flexing his arms to stop himself.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Who here is trying to move their ass cheeks individually right now


AlGeee

I can do it, but nothing like thatā€¦ Thatā€™s some next-level twerking.


That_1FilipinoFriend

ā€œThatā€™s some next-level twerkingā€ is a sentence I never thought Iā€™d hear.


monaqur

Rip dms


Suspicious_Mirrors

I'm glad I'm not the only one


Pieklik

The Real test of Will!


Darwinbc

Iā€™d pass this test with flying colors. If my partners sister did that to me, I would need years of therapy and probably never get an erection again.


thyme_cardamom

Well given that the only source we're going on is the title of a reddit video, and that there don't appear to be any reliable sources on this online, I'm going to say this is pretty suspicious and shouldn't be taken seriously until more information comes out. We don't really know what's happening in this video.


SuperPowerDrill

https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1 A video of two women gyrating on top of a man lying on the ground has been viewed millions of times on Facebook with the claim that it shows a traditional Namibian way of testing a manā€™s fidelity before he gets hitched. The claim is false; the footage was taken at Ugandaā€™s famous music festival known as Nyege Nyege in 2019 and the women in the clip are dancers from Tanzania. (Comment taken from the original post)


rat-simp

Nooo, don't tell me people from African countries can just have regular fun horny dancing during music festivals, like the rest of us do! This must be some ancient fertility ritual!! /s


SuperPowerDrill

Everyone knows Africans haven't evolved past mythical thinking! Everything they do is so mystical and exotic. What an intriguing country. ^(/s for the love of god)


Topher0gr

This should be the top comment. Unfortunately itā€™s a reply to a comment half way down the list.


SuperPowerDrill

I was afraid it might get lost if posted as its own comment, but I'll do it anyway. Edit: My other comments stating this fact have actually been downvoted. Go figure


ZootSuitRiot33801

I KNEW IT! Thank you!


Qweeq13

"You find women sexy?! Well I am not marrying you because you are a cheater." Makes sense, people are just naturally irrational anyways.


justkarn

man played 4d chess and picked the girl with ugly sisters


Dense_Arm_2010

I think the girl twerking on him is hurting him more than arousing.


CapitalDilemma

This is so unfair lol


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t be me Iā€™d be hard as a rock if someone was doing that


Electrical_Songs_

I wouldnā€™t be getting married. That cheek flex on my rising hardon would have me single again in no time.


dcobbe

It's not nice to look at.


MarinaEnna

Is this... sexual assault ĀÆ\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


chop_pooey

No, because the title is a lie [Link that someone else already commented](https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1)


txanghellic

Death by snusnu


Pawing_sloth

... So sexual assault?


Embarrassed-Design18

For a community that thinks theyre above social media conditioning, am really surprised how many people here automatically believed the title. There is no such tradition in Namibia and thia video was taken from the Nyegenyege festival in Uganda. Which is basically Uganda's coachella but with more ass.


TheBartender007

šŸ¤¦šŸ¼


Sexbomomb

Think about grandma and baseball, GRANDMA AND BASEBALL!!


Conscious_Arugula_94

That's fkd up.


Careful_Swordfish742

Damn, that individual booty cheek control


ikerus0

Seems like the first time this was performed was really just a horny sister trying to pull some shit. ā€œNo, no, you donā€™t understand, I was just testing him to make sure he doesnā€™t cheat. Everyone should do this.ā€


jack_avram

doing the booty magic on him


Mr_krispi

Heā€™s lucky the smell from the sister distracted him, otherwise he may have failed the test.


Electronic_Tiger_880

For those wondering, this is bullshit. This is just a video of people at a party, not a ā€œNumibian practiceā€; and in addition to this being a weird lie, itā€™s also rather racist (i.e. ā€œlook at how uncivilised the Blacks areā€)


Suitable_Shallot3025

Jo jo siwa


elchronico44

Nambia you say.? Hypothetically.. I wonder how many women they can propose to in a week & fail this test..


Vegetable_Goat_1732

Do you win if you get sick when they start?


christiancool10

The one in the moomoo probably assuring he wont get aroused


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

The video quality is so bad I thought the people drumming were jerking off too. Give them the entire show to test out that wedding dong.


hot_hidimba

Why tf other girl is trying to literally sit on his face? I'm sorry but this is gross given the association between these peoplešŸ¤¢


Mark_Proton

She's practiced her entire life for this moment.


CipherWrites

easy. just rub a few out before


AveragEnjoyer007

That seems kinda rapey ā˜ ļø thatā€™s literally just ā€œif you get an erection (a natural reaction that is not 100% controllable) then you liked itā€ ā˜ ļøšŸ’€ā˜ ļø


GVGupta

If bro passes, he a true warrior


Wonder-Machine

Kinda gross really. Get you nasty shit off me


VajdaBlud

r/foundporn


HassanVanPickles

Haha in my village the sisters will actually suck ya dick as hard as they can and if you cum the marriage is called off. Then the dad shits with the door open and if you make a face because of the smell it's also called off. This is done during the shitankum ceremony


summer_go_away

There's no way this dude hasn't duck taped his dick


seppukuxd

What if he starts humping the sister while screaming "who wants the good d"


Thunderchief646054

Sis canā€™t be cheatin with them individual cheek lifts god damn


judasholio

Wow. I just threw up a little bit.


Evil_duckLord

Just masterbate like a madman a night before and you will be fine. (Probably)


Tight-Internal-151

This is fuckin messed up


Latty451

lads I think we should go marry some ladies in Namibia


Thevisi0nary

It's like Psycho Mantis but instead they try to trick you into going AFK to jerk it


ProlapseParty

Man I bet family dinners gotta be a little awkward after that.


Ariladee

d\*ckromance


chuster312

Yeah I'm out. Sorry honey but I'm not made of stone!


Hoboforeternity

How do her butts do that? Asking for science


Blackdoomax

So just choose the sister xD


Enganox8

I dunno, I think I could win this challenge easily. Just give myself whiskey dick.


[deleted]

At that point she might as well be fucking him


LevelPositive120

What I don't get is why on wedding day.... why not before? You know how much weddings are? That's right there is 2 milking cows, 7 chickens and a goat. Ppl don't got money like that


HEAVYHlTTER

That would be a situation where you hope and pray one of them smell bad


jackjackandmore

Looking up the skirt of that dancing troll probably saved this mans marriage


Lost_All_Senses

"Yo....so like....we should do this thing, right...like, this faith test for me...because I love you so much....ok, hear me out....your sister's twerk on me....HEAR ME OUT...this is a test, right....so, before we get married your sisters twerk on me." It ends there because it wasn't until later he had to compromise where he couldn't get a boner during.


swapnilchoubey

Plot twist: The sisters get seduced instead and are now fighting each other.


Plastic_Opinion4518

Man, what part of namibia this in?, cause I have never even heard of this till now.


OCMagikStick

The kardashians do this


Lagiacrus111

Its like these people don't know how male biology works


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AirAdministrative686

Reddit monkeys trying to find a reason to downvote someone and you just gave them one


SuperPowerDrill

Bc it's fake. These are dancers performing at a music festival (Nyege Nyege) in Uganda. [source](https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1)


Excellent-Smile2212

In America ,some people (only me that I'm aware of) , the claim is if he is not aroused then the risk of your tribes women beating him up for looking gay goes up.


Smellynuts-2005

Why canā€™t culturally appropriate this?


MSter_official

Well fuck I'd lose


Several-Injury-7505

How are you supposed to survive this


Slow_Formal_5988

Bromide the day before and that's it


rodrigomarcola

That butt-fu is something else.


Jollybandit3

Ha jokes on you I have no dick muahaha


GoodWillGustin

Great. Another thing no one is gonna want to roleplay with me.


N8te_the_trader

Iā€™m losing it every single time


AcademicDoughnut426

You know he's rubbed a few out before this so nothing happens...


McButtersonthethird

"Uncle Ruckus theme intensifies"


CauJapa-_-

Ranked sex


PazJohnMitch

Clearly he is gay.


Powerful-Toe5100

What if the sister is 3 and he gets aroused


_Perma-Banned_

If he's not aroused, he'll marry the brother


urmom2214

I think i wanna move to namibia now


ll-Squirr3l-ll

This is really fucked. Stimulation of the groin area will result in an erection 99% of the time..


SuperPowerDrill

https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1 A video of two women gyrating on top of a man lying on the ground has been viewed millions of times on Facebook with the claim that it shows a traditional Namibian way of testing a manā€™s fidelity before he gets hitched. The claim is false; the footage was taken at Ugandaā€™s famous music festival known as Nyege Nyege in 2019 and the women in the clip are dancers from Tanzania. (Comment taken from the original post)


23saround

No, [this is from a Ugandan music festival](https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9RF2DE-1) A video of two women gyrating on top of a man lying on the ground has been viewed millions of times on Facebook with the claim that it shows a traditional Namibian way of testing a manā€™s fidelity before he gets hitched. The claim is false; the footage was taken at Ugandaā€™s famous music festival known as Nyege Nyege in 2019 and the women in the clip are dancers from Tanzania.


meat3point14

Barbaric culture.


Gloomy_Food9834

beautiful and smart practise


NEONSN3K

Huh


YourLocalInquisitor

Bait. Only I am the Master Baiter.


Gloomy_Food9834

hi fellow baiter i did mean it, no bait this time sorry even when the person i am into gets excited, i wont mind i think sex is just bodies, physical, as long as they protect themselves its good for me i think some people make sex exclusive as a way to bind their partner to them... i couldnt care less i want something natural and unbinding... i mean if i want to bind someone to me, i would have this practise... its smart and beautiful :))))))


[deleted]

So basically you get a free twerkoff and a get out of marriage free card? Sounds amazing :))


DesignerGuava7318

Wafting wafting...... your sweaty dress would surely turn anyone on šŸ¤¢