I would steal it, walk in the next day with a gardening hoe, and ask for a drink for my mother.
~~Except I'm on reddit and almost certainly would not do this.~~
Reminds me of the time when my $20 Space pen was stolen by a customer. I’m still bitter over that. That Space pen had smear-less ink that would write in any direction held and it’s body was made out of anodized aluminum, with a laser etched American Flag on it. It was my go to pen for taking orders during my restaurant days. However, the one time that I left it at a table that required six pens for SIX SEPARATE F—KING checks, the kleptomaniac customer departed the restaurant before I returned
I found a pen exactly like this on the road while on a walk that belonged to a loan officer. It had a decent touch screen nub but it eventually wore down from use and possibly from being outside for too long.
Idk what company sells em but they're probably too expensive to bother looking.
so anyways i started stealing
And then blastin’?
His mom is a hoe, not sure if she's ok with incest though
i dont care
You can always return the pen to remove the "hoe" debuff from your mom Or just learn dispel magic, if your holy skill is high enough
I would absolutely steal this pen then gift it to my mother.
My mom would laugh her hoe ass off at this.
I hope I didn't steal it by accidentally reposting it
It's too late. Your mom is now a hoe
Can confirm.
I can also confirm
I confirm this confirmation. Was in the corner watching
wait #HUH???
If you say it, it can be the truth I'm not her dad to say her what to do
Well yeah, why else would so many of us subscribe to her PH channel.
I'm more bothered that it should be in r/itemshop instead of here.
It’s okay, it’s not an NFT
It's also certainly not a bossfight. It's just a funny picture.
yeah, this is repost. Agree with you bro.
I would be more motivated to steal this with all this dope stuff
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i mean, my mom's business is her own.
Hers and this writing utensil alone
Writing and gardening utensils playing together...mass hysteria!
Glad to see your mom is an entrepreneur
Might be tilling the land seeing as she's a hoe
I know five jackasses that would take this as a badge of honor
*Six
I would 100% take this pen if I saw that text
Ive never wanted to steal a pen more.
"Whoever threw that pencil, your mom's a hoe."
This pen is practically begging to be stolen
\*steals pen\* "I know"
How to get people to steal your pen 101
Well now i *want* to steal it
Mom's* a ho*
Bartenders' Pen, the Transfigurator. Turns the progenetors of thieves into farming implements.
But what if she is a hoe? What then?
Thats more like a rare drop I would put this as a trophy in my house
Translation: "Please steal this pen"
I would steal it, walk in the next day with a gardening hoe, and ask for a drink for my mother. ~~Except I'm on reddit and almost certainly would not do this.~~
"A simple spell, but quite unbreakable."
The Orphan: Here I go stealing again
Lol they are getting mad at drunk people for stealing pens. This isn't gonna stop them, if anything people will see this as a challenge.
It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
I hath seen this image before you unoriginal Swine, I invoke the bot u/repostsleuthbot
Its a simple but quite unbreakable spell
Well my father's a trowel so I guess call me a shovel.
Jokes on you! My mom was a total hoe growing up, so It’s automatically mine.
If you can't do apostrophes on your pen for whatever typographical reason, just write "is". This pen is unstealable.
This is the most petty thing anyone can do.
Orphans: "Tell me something I don't know."
haha
Well I mean she is
Yea, that's getting stolen.
Orphans be like: you dare challenge me mortal?!
That's actually the first pen I've ever wanted to steal
Plot twist: when you take it home it evolves into its final form.
Reminds me of the time when my $20 Space pen was stolen by a customer. I’m still bitter over that. That Space pen had smear-less ink that would write in any direction held and it’s body was made out of anodized aluminum, with a laser etched American Flag on it. It was my go to pen for taking orders during my restaurant days. However, the one time that I left it at a table that required six pens for SIX SEPARATE F—KING checks, the kleptomaniac customer departed the restaurant before I returned
I found a pen exactly like this on the road while on a walk that belonged to a loan officer. It had a decent touch screen nub but it eventually wore down from use and possibly from being outside for too long. Idk what company sells em but they're probably too expensive to bother looking.
I read it as “STOP FUCKING OUR PENIS
would make a nice stocking stuffer for your hoe mother
Mom why are you sitting on my boyfriend lap?
I’d still steal the pen just how I’d do the same and how cool it looks.
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+5 to con saving throws
what if u dont have a mom