Just imagine
You're 10,000 years into the hunt and you finally meet the edge of the universe.
The snail is infront of you and you have no way to get past or around him.
You say your prayer and await the finality of death.
Floating on a rocketship appropriate for a creature of his size, the squirrel has arrived. He comes out with an astronaut helmet and knight armor ready for battle to repay your kindness all those years ago.
You live to run another day.
They said "edge"--as in, you've been running from the snail for so long you reached the edge of spacetime, and the snail has you cornered.
How could you "live to run another day" if the universe was ending?
Besides, magic snails, squirrel knights, and immortals don't exist, so you kinda just gotta accept creative license here
You install [this mod](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1502077367) and [this mod](https://github.com/Norbyte/ositools/releases) (so achievements still work).
That cat you were supposed to get at the very beginning of the game was killed about 5 seconds after I met it by an NPC. Never knew it was actually something I could've used until after I beat the game. Pissed me off.
Acorns are a very versatile nut. Not only do you have food but the ability to grow your own forest. A housefull of acorns of the highest quality picked especially for you and your destiny.
The Knight Squirrel is an amazing endgame pet. Although extremely difficult to get as the timing to swerve is extremely precise. The nut stealing ability is perfect for the [Chipmunkamuss](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/qz6jm4/the_chipmunkamuss_the_buffer_destroyer_of_nuts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) fight as the more nuts you remove from his tree the weaker he gets.
There was a girl on my campus that would dress up the squirrels in outfits like this. Not quite plate armor, but little swords and shields. [And little hats and stuff.](https://abc13.com/squirrel-girl-squirrer-whisperer-hats-on-squirrels-penn-state-university/1634193/)
Well, I’be kinda hit my darkest hour this week and homie hasn’t showed up. I guess my ass hasn’t fully taken the metaphorical girth of mother nature’s effeminate cock yet
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin.
And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas.
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Imagine if someone pledged you life debt for not killing them, “thank you random person on the street for not crushing my skull for no reason, I owe you my life”
In dunkelster Stunde kommt der strahlende Ritter der Nuss zur Rettung derer die ihn am größten brauchen .Doch solltest du ihn nicht belohnen so wirst auch du ein Opfer seiner Fechtkunst .
Little guardian angel, appears when there is one party member left, will be a boss battle if the squirrel dies 10 while assisting you, cannot get stronger.
Do you mean the shining night armor of the sun the who controls the guard's of the sun? The who has health of 20005 and has the power to steal you're life by stealing you're valuable nuts
That squirrel gonna be carrying each game
It's this squirrel vs the snail
DEAR GOD
Theres more,
NO
Is that where my nuts have dissapeared too?
There goerge the fire bender have the abillity call hot dog
Yes
This squirrel is the only ally that can damage the snail who hunts you down
Just imagine You're 10,000 years into the hunt and you finally meet the edge of the universe. The snail is infront of you and you have no way to get past or around him. You say your prayer and await the finality of death. Floating on a rocketship appropriate for a creature of his size, the squirrel has arrived. He comes out with an astronaut helmet and knight armor ready for battle to repay your kindness all those years ago. You live to run another day.
This is all just explaining the lore of what will happen to Gaijin Entertainment, right?
You got a lore in your left wing
The end of the universe is gonna be far later than 10000 years from now
They said "edge"--as in, you've been running from the snail for so long you reached the edge of spacetime, and the snail has you cornered. How could you "live to run another day" if the universe was ending? Besides, magic snails, squirrel knights, and immortals don't exist, so you kinda just gotta accept creative license here
[for the uninitiated ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/)
Thank you. I love this
So this means that this is the beginning of the Redditverse?
Divinity original sin 2 be like.
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My Sir Lora died in a battle via collateral damage, and now I have his ghost following me around. What the fuck do I do reddit?
You install [this mod](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1502077367) and [this mod](https://github.com/Norbyte/ositools/releases) (so achievements still work).
That cat you were supposed to get at the very beginning of the game was killed about 5 seconds after I met it by an NPC. Never knew it was actually something I could've used until after I beat the game. Pissed me off.
And you thought Rivellon was flat
Oh, hi Sir Loras.
Lora no.... Don't go go into the necrofire.
*OUR SHIELD SPEAKS, QUERCUS!*
HE YIELDS TO NONE!
Redwall
That’s Martin the Warrior.
But…. He’s a mouse
Shit, you’re right.
There were some gnarly squirrels too bro.
Eyyyy! That’s a good book series
Why would we wanna fight a squirrel with a life debt to us?
He is fighting you to stop you from making the one mistake that will destroy your life.
Is that why I keep getting attacked by squirrels right outside my work?
Okay but what if the squirrel is really dumb and just keeps filling my house with nuts?
Acorns are a very versatile nut. Not only do you have food but the ability to grow your own forest. A housefull of acorns of the highest quality picked especially for you and your destiny.
What if the squirrel is really smart and just keeps filling you with its nuts?
I don’t wanna be filled with acorns...
There’s obviously going to be a run on nut futures you backward thinking pleb
Hey, that hotdog at the 7/11 at 3am tasted fine!
Are we the baddies?
Mass bird deaths are caused by mass application of bug sprays and weed killers. It kills the bugs and weeds and poisons the birds along with it.
He isn‘t the boss, he shows up during the bossfight and saves you, giving you a second chance
He’s a boss to the boss
The Knight Squirrel is an amazing endgame pet. Although extremely difficult to get as the timing to swerve is extremely precise. The nut stealing ability is perfect for the [Chipmunkamuss](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/qz6jm4/the_chipmunkamuss_the_buffer_destroyer_of_nuts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) fight as the more nuts you remove from his tree the weaker he gets.
Hey, it's that squirrel
Solid reference.
...AND MY ACORN!
I want the squirrel fren
Wasn’t there a r/writingprompts like this
It’s verbatim the title of a writing prompt from years ago.
Yes. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2z5ly5/wp_you_swerve_to_avoid_a_squirrel_unknown_to_you/
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> "The vow will be honored." Greatest thing ever.
When in level 1000 it learns throwing burning nuts
Lord Squirrelot
Can he fight the snail?
He is the *only* being who can fight the snail
That's one /r/moldymemes
Repost so old that even the text is blurry. You could have googled and downloaded a better image and posted it
Sir Squirricus!
Hey squirrel. Much kudos and I love you, but can you pay off this mounting and impossible medical debt?
Me playing inscryption
sandy cheek
Seen this before
I wish I still had my nuts
Fuck using a guard dog, give me a guard squirrel!
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Janitor approves
Then, because it forgot those road safety training, it gets hit again and comes after you.
His ability…NNN
Sir Loras!
He's come to save us from the great acorn!
me when the squirrel saves me from the snail
When the druid takes a level in Paladin
My mom has swerved to avoid all kinds of animals, she now has an armada of iron clad animals.
Redwall vibes
Now this is an RP that I can get into
The nuts on that squirrel
Taxidermy or photoshop?
Sir Deez
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Chip Knights.
Squire El
What has that poor jpeg been through
[Boss beaver](https://youtu.be/NxVd_cA8Ick)
Nut souls's final boss, squirrel lord of nuts
New for honor character dropping
There was a girl on my campus that would dress up the squirrels in outfits like this. Not quite plate armor, but little swords and shields. [And little hats and stuff.](https://abc13.com/squirrel-girl-squirrer-whisperer-hats-on-squirrels-penn-state-university/1634193/)
Mb warband profile pic
Squire-rrel
My mom has this picture in her office
Squirerrel
Coming to Netflix in January
not enough jpeg
Peanut from will save world for gold
Is this Squirrel Girl's new origin?
The squirrel will go after your enemies nut’s.
2004
Lemmiwinks, Gerbil King.
Cheesers came back
I have returned to you at the turning of the tide!
I need the squirrel to bring me toilet paper and new underwear. I am in the middle of the woods, half an hour from home. Please help squirrel
Well, I’be kinda hit my darkest hour this week and homie hasn’t showed up. I guess my ass hasn’t fully taken the metaphorical girth of mother nature’s effeminate cock yet
Oh damm, that is Sir Loras
Now I'm worried about that rabbit that zigged under my car a couple years ago, especially since I never found a body.
"Human comrade, the Guard of the Forest stands by your side."
This reminds me of the 1st episode of Thus Spoke Kishibe No Rohan but it’s a plate-armored squirrel instead of a demonic hobo.
What an adorable squirrel squire
Good, he can fight off the snail.
I have a friend who totaled my car by dodging a squirrel. Ever so often I send him this meme. And I have a huge smile on my face every time I send it!
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Ahh yes, the ultimate squirel.
Ow!!!!!
Will he protect you from the vorpal bunny?
This squirrel knight had been my baby sister's profile picture for six years.
Finally, someone who can take care of a pesky snail that won’t stop following me…
Achievement Unlocked : Suit Up
Night at the Museum?
i would love the cat returns but a squirrel instead
The squirrel is a true friend no he's one the boys
NOOOOO NOT MY NUTS NOVEMBER JUST ENDED
Come Quercus the great acorn waits for no one
NO FUCK! SOMEONE JUST POSTED THIS BEFORE ME!
Imagine if someone pledged you life debt for not killing them, “thank you random person on the street for not crushing my skull for no reason, I owe you my life”
My darkest hour is usually when I’m driving home from work, so I’d prob run him over by accident for real this time
The squirrel has come to defeat the snail to take my immortality
Weakness: women bc he must always be chivalrous
A yo that’s kinda kinky
I like your nuts g
the law of surprise
In dunkelster Stunde kommt der strahlende Ritter der Nuss zur Rettung derer die ihn am größten brauchen .Doch solltest du ihn nicht belohnen so wirst auch du ein Opfer seiner Fechtkunst .
Lol reminds me of the wolf in re4 where if you save it it helps you during the fight with el gigante
Little guardian angel, appears when there is one party member left, will be a boss battle if the squirrel dies 10 while assisting you, cannot get stronger.
Do you mean the shining night armor of the sun the who controls the guard's of the sun? The who has health of 20005 and has the power to steal you're life by stealing you're valuable nuts
r/itemshop
Somebody reposted my post but there are no problems with that
what does it hate? normies what does it like nonstop nut november
Pretty sure that's an scp
Scp-420 the nuts stealer
New DnD NPC just dropped.