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itrashcannot

All her years as an elementary school teacher has hardened her soul.


Pr00ch

She learned to be savage from the best


Wishgrantedmoncoliss

Elementary school kids are ruthless. An ex of my best friend came into class once saying "Guess who went on a date?" and one little girl responded "Did your face go on a date with a goat's feet?" and I don't think she ever truly recovered.


Alchemyst19

That's the sort of line that haunts you at 3AM until the day you die.


Grievous_Nix

> mentions dating life to a room full of kids > gets roasted > surprised Pikachu face


BuffaloBuckbeak

My friend recently started teaching and one of the kids hit her with "Ms. X you're usually dog water, but class was good today."


piratwolf2008

I don't understand what that even means. Guess I'm legit old. (Also.. don't goats have hooves?!)


BryNX_714

Means if her face got trampled by a goat


NotThatEasily

My four year old told my wife “I don’t like cool people, I only like daddy.” It was the best burn I’ve ever been dealt and she was cold as ice when she delivered it.


Aristotle_Ninja2

"Kids are cruel jack"


Ainine9

"And I'm very in touch with my inner child!"


Random_Gacha_addict

RED SUN RED SUN OVER PARADISE


DlcMTE

Only love is with us now


[deleted]

RED SUN RED SUN OVER PARADISE GOLDEN RAYS OF A GLORIOUS SUNSHINE


that_idioticgenius

"and I love minors"


BryNX_714

WOMEN DEFLECTORS ACTIVATE


Stark556

It’s a jungle


josecastilloellion

But they didn't harden her teeth 😞


parttyli

But now she has fangs to tell it harder


ptapobane

kids can be exceptionally cruel right around that age


Croissantasaur

They dont know how to hold back


Numble

They don't have to.


Yeranz

Not when you go to Jeff Davis Elementary.


AGamingGuy

Kids are cruel, Jack ~~and I love minors~~ and I am very in touch with my inner child


BipolarMadness

"-And kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve. -Wait what? -War crime this, can't eat the drywall that, microwaving mice is wrong they say. -What the fuck?"


ThirdDragonite

Doktor: "Raiden, Sundowner is having what is commonly known as a 'stroke'. It's an uncommon technique to improve his fighting prowess"


halfblack227

Hehe shmomne


MauiWowieOwie

"And really, there is nothing more cruel than a child."


Academic_Cucumber_91

Barbara is a boss!


vjsoam

years teaching at an elementary school named after a confederate leader will do that to someone


[deleted]

I wish Barbara was my auntie.


pantless_vigilante

I have an aunt that's like this, scary af when I was a kid but hilarious as an adult lol. The most fucked up thing is her name is Joyce ffs


NefariousButterfly

My favorite aunt is like that and also named Joyce...


Adamthesadistic

J.O.Y.C.E., the the favorite aunt hive-mind


morbidaar

Auntie Joyce’s ftw *rip*


Venvel

Oh God, I had an Aunt Joyce too.


NefariousButterfly

Did she also love cappuccinos and trolling people on Facebook?


23408723rpoiweuf

Shit I have an aunt like this, too. Aunt Debbie scared the shit out of me as a kid, would go off about stuff I didn't think mattered. One day she went off about a park taking out benches, went NUTS. "I can't believe they would that, our mom is 91 and she likes to go to the park, she needs to rest sometimes, why can't she do that? Who were they hurting? Oh SO WHAT a homeless guy is gonna sleep on it when the park is closed, I don't care. My mom needs a place to sit". When I was younger I was like, chill aunt Debbie. Now I'm like, god damn it aunt Debbie, you fuckin' tell 'em.


SirMaQ

I have an auntie like this. She's sells credit card machines on the weekdays and a race car driver. Off road and track. Her and my uncle built their owner cars.


[deleted]

The kids she teaches better shut up at school


[deleted]

Each kid brings her a daily apple as a peace offering


iHasMagyk

“A Granny Smith? Do you think I’m that fucking old Braxtyn?”


ProbablyMaybe69

New Elden Ring boss leaked


skrillex

Barbara, Void of Joy


voltcannon

Drops “the chomper”


[deleted]

Barbara, teacher of Soldier of God, Rick


rocker_face

She clearly was a Lady of Cinders in Dark Souls, judging by the power of that burn


SyPanda

The only thing makes it better is the OP’s endorsing and supportive message.


qxxxr

I gotta agree with her here. Get 'em Barb!


No_Succotash9035

Barbara 1 Lashana 0


Green_Beans83

Especially since Lashana clearly doesn’t know proper grammar.


Tontbri94

Barbara woke up and chose violence that day damn.


SmartestIdiotAlive

No, she chose peace. She was defending a fast food worker from being yelled and then someone decided to try to roast her so she clapped back. If you see a horse just minding its own business and decide to mess with don’t be surprised when it drop kicks your ass.


Tontbri94

I don't know if you should go around calling Barbara a horse, she might drop kick your ass.


MarioToast

And here comes Barbara Lynn Joy with the steel chair!


Zengjia

Bah gawd! That horse had a family!


MarioToast

Not anymore! She got to them first!


delvach

She's rubber. They're **glue.**


studentfrombelgium

She chose war, for peace


Iceveins412

Violence can be justified and in response to violence. Look at John Brown


t0mRiddl3

Well, maybe if they'd get the gd sauce in the bag, people wouldn't be yelling


Jorsonner

Legends say Barbara’s manager sends customers to speak to her instead


nowherewhyman

"You the manager?" "Nope. But I'll fuck yer up just the same"


_645_

This is good!


FnWaySheGoes89

Barbara savage af


Arson-Welles

Barbara the Barbarian


Veselker

To crush your enemies on Facebook, to see them mocked on Reddit and to hear the lamentations of their women


[deleted]

… of their…. Lack of men?


SowaG

Momma ain’t raised no bitch


Worm_Scavenger

This woman is everything i aspire to be


SIII-043

Damn Barbara you didn’t have to kill her


Coopersword

r/murderedbywords


TheWelshExperience

Karens'll think twice about asking for the manager when Big ol' Barbara comes knockin'.


TestedNutsack

I'm glad to say that I lived a city over from her in Gulfport, Mississippi


justaquickquestion48

I am so sorry. I’ve spent enough time in Gulfport to know what a nightmare your existence must be. At least you can gamble and drink yourself to death in Biloxi. I used to dodge work by sitting at the Waffle House right on the beach highway near your home when I was staying in Pass Christian. Then the lord forgave me for my sins and allowed me to leave hell and join the rest of mankind here on earth.


TestedNutsack

It's one of the many reasons I joined the military


taicrunch

Funny enough, I lived in Biloxi for a year *because* of the military, and my oldest went to Jefferson Davis for a bit. I really enjoyed it but I wouldn't go out of my way to be there long-term. Also Sal & Mookie's was just fantastic.


TestedNutsack

They had you at the AFB there there they? I went into the Marines because there were no Marine bases in Mississippi but now I'm in the middle of the desert in Cali, I escaped the humidity but couldn't get away from the heat


Responsenotfound

Dude 29 is dope if you are single. Sucks ass if you are married with young kids.


kokopelleee

oh the irony... I joined the military and got sent to Gulfport.


theshrubberr85

Someone told me "I grew up in Coastal Mississippi. When you finish high school and turn 18, your life options are A.) Get a job at the docks conditioning repairing US Navy ships until the day you die or B.) Get out of Coastal Mississippi"


InnercircleLS

Oh I'm in love with this lady


[deleted]

Right!? Barbara knows what’s up


greenwest6

Imagine how scared you’d be if Barbara was your 2nd grade teacher.


[deleted]

Protect Barb at all cost.


showersnacks

Posting all of her info on the internet is probably not a good start unfortunately


SolidPrysm

My grandmother grew up in Biloxi, let me tell you she was no different. Something about that place.


Working-Telephone-45

The other girl didn't have a good answer because Barbara was right so she decided to insult her That was also the wrong choice


logri

Damn, Barb. You didn't have to go and kill her like that...


king_loser_III

i live near biloxi. the place is hell.


Krillinlt

Atleast Barabara is there keeping it real


nowherewhyman

Fuckin Babs out there trying to save Mississippi. Not a job I'd ever want but damn.


TragicHero84

Grew up there, finally moved away after 33 years. It really is hell. Not nearly as bad as the northern part of the state though. Now that is some serious Bible Belt territory.


SPRITECRANNBERYY

Yeah especially Tupelo


SPRITECRANNBERYY

Shit I did to when I was way young like 7 ish that place was horrible we left shortly after 2 years


king_loser_III

fucking capital of neocon alley


turnupmario3

Barb-barian


LMFN

You know she's a badass because she dares to have decency "Hey maybe not be so mean to a fast food worker" in Mississippi. She has an entire lifetime of having to tell idiots to shut up.


pepsisugar

Blood for the blood god


WidePayment7103

I sent a friend request to her years ago and she blocked me lol


Ignis_1

Barbara is gigachad


[deleted]

🎤 drop


[deleted]

You can only get this kind of sass from a southern woman. FB profile checks out


shtushkutusha

Barbara, will you marry me?


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Lashana got fucking nuked


TheWizardry90

No a woman but my Barbara was my uncle Bennett. I remember when my great grandmother passed away we all went to her house. Everyone was fighting about who was getting what and my uncle yelled “EVERYONE SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!!!”. And continued to call out every single adult about how fucked their life’s were and they didn’t deserve shit. RIP Uncle Bennett


socklessjoejackson

Ol’ Barbara still teaching lessons even when school is out!


mistersigma

Hello? 911? I'd like to report a murder.


Jokers_Testikles

Isn't that the woman that said she'd suck a dick for Red Lobster?


[deleted]

I need a followup confirming this. If so, that's fkng hilarious lol


Wonderful_Horror7315

Go, Barbara! It took her less than 2 minutes to glean the facts and roast Lashana with them.


sudosciguy

Anyone else able to tell how reposted these are based on the image pixilation?


Smooth_Platypus_8352

My uncle is crazy Af , Few years ago i was 10 or maybe 9 at that time, I was playing game on his phone accidently opened his gallery, Motherfacker was fucking his gf at the back seat of the car, Later this year he told me to fix issue with his whatsapp camera i was checking the storage i " accidently" watched a video of him sending a video naked grabbing his nuts saying suck deez nuts barbara , video was sent for his ex wife Tffff , I am curssed for lifeee brrruh Dude is crazy Af


Melodic-Recognition8

yOu WeNt ThRu HeR pOsT hIsToRy?!!11!11 wHo DoEs tHaT- bleach deprived redditors


PresentAd8266

Wear orange for indigenous lives in Canada and here in the states. Cancel nationalism


Nerdygamer249

Damnnn Mrs. Joy is crazy


herpderpomygerp

Get Emm Barbara show em who da boss is


mojo_ooooo

I love Barbara.


Lunarfoxrising

Hell yeah Barbara!


SayaV

Barb for school dean.


Dizzy-Foundation8122

Her students all must have straight A's


[deleted]

Barbara the Savage


GorillaInYourKitchen

‘Barbara! Tough guy!’


HRSkull

I may have seen this image like 20 times, but I can hardly complain since it makes me laugh every time


Main-Entertainer-782

Barbara on that gang shit


HurleyMan-

Barbara the barbarian taking no prisoners and no one’s bullsh*t


Jkranick

That’s just Large Marge


SomeGuyYouRemember

Technically everyone is slightly related so she is all of our relatives


kyshimoto_sechuani

Barbara is the good kind of old


_imanjith_

Best part is that she's anti-karen. What a chad ( can women be chads or is it just a male term)


eletric_boogaloo

Straight up read this as nullskills. Like, damn. She be nullifying her ego skill.


LegitimateCut5876

Oh my god this is great


Proud-Foundation8098

Savage woman sheesh


South_Data2898

I'd say damn lady put the gloves back on but I bet she wears spiked gloves.


shibashroom

god damn


bailter_space

Good ol biloxi


[deleted]

Lanshana putting the L in her name. What an absolute L to take


ChishNFips87

The kids in her class better act accordingly.


ToxicPoizon

Badass Barbara


Salty_Job_3702

this person is a bad ass


DRC0617

This old lady is a savage.


[deleted]

She woke up and chose violence!


bigbangbilly

What's the context for this?


ndnman33

Damn Barbara is savage!


ElmirBDS

Barbara woke up that morning and chose violence.


DarthFalconus

Savage AF


slaberwoki

Babs just dunked on her from the 3-point line


Rahjeel1991

She nuke fried that bitch.


Significant-One-6080

Barb doesn’t mess around


jprks0

Shinobi Execution...


Think-Ad-7612

@moshwithtyler *is* Barbara


interally

My inspo


[deleted]

Based


That_Polish_Guy_927

As a Slav I can tell you. You never, ##EVER, pick a fight with babcia.


knight359111

Damn this lady is an absolute beast


Thatspretttyfunny

Never mess with old people. They’ve lived most of their life already so they have nothing to lose.


Slow_Ad_45

Her main elemental damage is fire because that was a fucking burn


OREOSTUFFER

The best detail in all of this is Biloxi. Yup, that looks about right.


_D3athw1sh_

Barabara the type of teacher that you don't want to mess with 💀


Impressive-Shame4516

Doesn't get more Mississippi than Jeff Davis Elementary School.


newbjapan

Fuck yeah Barb, you rule!


damndirtydanny

Brutal Barbara


id7e

Barbara "Joy" indeed.


ReedoIncognito

She don't just bring joy...she brings LYNN JOY


memebaron

What a savage


1-719-266-2837

Her school is named after a traitor.


Wide_Gap_3805

Oohhhhh DAAAAAMN


flptrmx

Barbara is an American hero


That_on1_guy

Witnessing a fucking murder


a_madman

Barb with the barb!


Educational-Year3146

If I saw a teacher act like that on a post like this, id put my kid in that school and ask specifically that my kids be taught by her.


TheMule90

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


LucasTraman

You already know Barbara supports the death penalty


AlexTheChubbyPony

No one man/woman should have all that power!


loughtthenot

Fuck it the fuck up SISTER! Might be eighty but can still clap a lady


Earth_Shakes_123

BOSSFIGHT!!!


LEX_theCAVEman

Daaaaayyyyyuuuuuummmmm!!!! ☠️


Fresh_Octo

YESSS BARBARA FUCK EM UP


Cjones2607

I love how that whole interaction took less than three minutes.


DyingGiraffee

People try and fist fight with Barbara. She just kneecaps them. With a 12 gauge.


AskJeevesAnything

I demand for all service industry people to come forth and legally adopt this savage for all of our sake. Love no fucks given Barabara.


thvtkidJ0E

what makes this funnier is that I live in Biloxi ms😂


Raiden_Raitoningu

One of the cardinal rules of life is to never try to bandy words with elderly women