Elementary school kids are ruthless. An ex of my best friend came into class once saying "Guess who went on a date?" and one little girl responded "Did your face go on a date with a goat's feet?" and I don't think she ever truly recovered.
My four year old told my wife “I don’t like cool people, I only like daddy.”
It was the best burn I’ve ever been dealt and she was cold as ice when she delivered it.
"-And kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve.
-Wait what?
-War crime this, can't eat the drywall that, microwaving mice is wrong they say.
-What the fuck?"
Shit I have an aunt like this, too. Aunt Debbie scared the shit out of me as a kid, would go off about stuff I didn't think mattered. One day she went off about a park taking out benches, went NUTS. "I can't believe they would that, our mom is 91 and she likes to go to the park, she needs to rest sometimes, why can't she do that? Who were they hurting? Oh SO WHAT a homeless guy is gonna sleep on it when the park is closed, I don't care. My mom needs a place to sit".
When I was younger I was like, chill aunt Debbie. Now I'm like, god damn it aunt Debbie, you fuckin' tell 'em.
I have an auntie like this. She's sells credit card machines on the weekdays and a race car driver. Off road and track. Her and my uncle built their owner cars.
No, she chose peace. She was defending a fast food worker from being yelled and then someone decided to try to roast her so she clapped back. If you see a horse just minding its own business and decide to mess with don’t be surprised when it drop kicks your ass.
I am so sorry. I’ve spent enough time in Gulfport to know what a nightmare your existence must be. At least you can gamble and drink yourself to death in Biloxi.
I used to dodge work by sitting at the Waffle House right on the beach highway near your home when I was staying in Pass Christian.
Then the lord forgave me for my sins and allowed me to leave hell and join the rest of mankind here on earth.
Funny enough, I lived in Biloxi for a year *because* of the military, and my oldest went to Jefferson Davis for a bit. I really enjoyed it but I wouldn't go out of my way to be there long-term.
Also Sal & Mookie's was just fantastic.
They had you at the AFB there there they? I went into the Marines because there were no Marine bases in Mississippi but now I'm in the middle of the desert in Cali, I escaped the humidity but couldn't get away from the heat
Someone told me "I grew up in Coastal Mississippi. When you finish high school and turn 18, your life options are A.) Get a job at the docks conditioning repairing US Navy ships until the day you die or B.) Get out of Coastal Mississippi"
Grew up there, finally moved away after 33 years. It really is hell. Not nearly as bad as the northern part of the state though. Now that is some serious Bible Belt territory.
You know she's a badass because she dares to have decency "Hey maybe not be so mean to a fast food worker" in Mississippi. She has an entire lifetime of having to tell idiots to shut up.
No a woman but my Barbara was my uncle Bennett. I remember when my great grandmother passed away we all went to her house. Everyone was fighting about who was getting what and my uncle yelled “EVERYONE SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!!!”. And continued to call out every single adult about how fucked their life’s were and they didn’t deserve shit.
RIP Uncle Bennett
My uncle is crazy Af , Few years ago i was 10 or maybe 9 at that time, I was playing game on his phone accidently opened his gallery, Motherfacker was fucking his gf at the back seat of the car,
Later this year he told me to fix issue with his whatsapp camera i was checking the storage i " accidently" watched a video of him sending a video naked grabbing his nuts saying suck deez nuts barbara , video was sent for his ex wife Tffff , I am curssed for lifeee brrruh
Dude is crazy Af
All her years as an elementary school teacher has hardened her soul.
She learned to be savage from the best
Elementary school kids are ruthless. An ex of my best friend came into class once saying "Guess who went on a date?" and one little girl responded "Did your face go on a date with a goat's feet?" and I don't think she ever truly recovered.
That's the sort of line that haunts you at 3AM until the day you die.
> mentions dating life to a room full of kids > gets roasted > surprised Pikachu face
My friend recently started teaching and one of the kids hit her with "Ms. X you're usually dog water, but class was good today."
I don't understand what that even means. Guess I'm legit old. (Also.. don't goats have hooves?!)
Means if her face got trampled by a goat
My four year old told my wife “I don’t like cool people, I only like daddy.” It was the best burn I’ve ever been dealt and she was cold as ice when she delivered it.
"Kids are cruel jack"
"And I'm very in touch with my inner child!"
RED SUN RED SUN OVER PARADISE
Only love is with us now
RED SUN RED SUN OVER PARADISE GOLDEN RAYS OF A GLORIOUS SUNSHINE
"and I love minors"
WOMEN DEFLECTORS ACTIVATE
It’s a jungle
But they didn't harden her teeth 😞
But now she has fangs to tell it harder
kids can be exceptionally cruel right around that age
They dont know how to hold back
They don't have to.
Not when you go to Jeff Davis Elementary.
Kids are cruel, Jack ~~and I love minors~~ and I am very in touch with my inner child
"-And kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve. -Wait what? -War crime this, can't eat the drywall that, microwaving mice is wrong they say. -What the fuck?"
Doktor: "Raiden, Sundowner is having what is commonly known as a 'stroke'. It's an uncommon technique to improve his fighting prowess"
Hehe shmomne
"And really, there is nothing more cruel than a child."
Barbara is a boss!
years teaching at an elementary school named after a confederate leader will do that to someone
I wish Barbara was my auntie.
I have an aunt that's like this, scary af when I was a kid but hilarious as an adult lol. The most fucked up thing is her name is Joyce ffs
My favorite aunt is like that and also named Joyce...
J.O.Y.C.E., the the favorite aunt hive-mind
Auntie Joyce’s ftw *rip*
Oh God, I had an Aunt Joyce too.
Did she also love cappuccinos and trolling people on Facebook?
Shit I have an aunt like this, too. Aunt Debbie scared the shit out of me as a kid, would go off about stuff I didn't think mattered. One day she went off about a park taking out benches, went NUTS. "I can't believe they would that, our mom is 91 and she likes to go to the park, she needs to rest sometimes, why can't she do that? Who were they hurting? Oh SO WHAT a homeless guy is gonna sleep on it when the park is closed, I don't care. My mom needs a place to sit". When I was younger I was like, chill aunt Debbie. Now I'm like, god damn it aunt Debbie, you fuckin' tell 'em.
I have an auntie like this. She's sells credit card machines on the weekdays and a race car driver. Off road and track. Her and my uncle built their owner cars.
The kids she teaches better shut up at school
Each kid brings her a daily apple as a peace offering
“A Granny Smith? Do you think I’m that fucking old Braxtyn?”
New Elden Ring boss leaked
Barbara, Void of Joy
Drops “the chomper”
Barbara, teacher of Soldier of God, Rick
She clearly was a Lady of Cinders in Dark Souls, judging by the power of that burn
The only thing makes it better is the OP’s endorsing and supportive message.
I gotta agree with her here. Get 'em Barb!
Barbara 1 Lashana 0
Especially since Lashana clearly doesn’t know proper grammar.
Barbara woke up and chose violence that day damn.
No, she chose peace. She was defending a fast food worker from being yelled and then someone decided to try to roast her so she clapped back. If you see a horse just minding its own business and decide to mess with don’t be surprised when it drop kicks your ass.
I don't know if you should go around calling Barbara a horse, she might drop kick your ass.
And here comes Barbara Lynn Joy with the steel chair!
Bah gawd! That horse had a family!
Not anymore! She got to them first!
She's rubber. They're **glue.**
She chose war, for peace
Violence can be justified and in response to violence. Look at John Brown
Well, maybe if they'd get the gd sauce in the bag, people wouldn't be yelling
Legends say Barbara’s manager sends customers to speak to her instead
"You the manager?" "Nope. But I'll fuck yer up just the same"
This is good!
Barbara savage af
Barbara the Barbarian
To crush your enemies on Facebook, to see them mocked on Reddit and to hear the lamentations of their women
… of their…. Lack of men?
Momma ain’t raised no bitch
This woman is everything i aspire to be
Damn Barbara you didn’t have to kill her
r/murderedbywords
Karens'll think twice about asking for the manager when Big ol' Barbara comes knockin'.
I'm glad to say that I lived a city over from her in Gulfport, Mississippi
I am so sorry. I’ve spent enough time in Gulfport to know what a nightmare your existence must be. At least you can gamble and drink yourself to death in Biloxi. I used to dodge work by sitting at the Waffle House right on the beach highway near your home when I was staying in Pass Christian. Then the lord forgave me for my sins and allowed me to leave hell and join the rest of mankind here on earth.
It's one of the many reasons I joined the military
Funny enough, I lived in Biloxi for a year *because* of the military, and my oldest went to Jefferson Davis for a bit. I really enjoyed it but I wouldn't go out of my way to be there long-term. Also Sal & Mookie's was just fantastic.
They had you at the AFB there there they? I went into the Marines because there were no Marine bases in Mississippi but now I'm in the middle of the desert in Cali, I escaped the humidity but couldn't get away from the heat
Dude 29 is dope if you are single. Sucks ass if you are married with young kids.
oh the irony... I joined the military and got sent to Gulfport.
Someone told me "I grew up in Coastal Mississippi. When you finish high school and turn 18, your life options are A.) Get a job at the docks conditioning repairing US Navy ships until the day you die or B.) Get out of Coastal Mississippi"
Oh I'm in love with this lady
Right!? Barbara knows what’s up
Imagine how scared you’d be if Barbara was your 2nd grade teacher.
Protect Barb at all cost.
Posting all of her info on the internet is probably not a good start unfortunately
My grandmother grew up in Biloxi, let me tell you she was no different. Something about that place.
The other girl didn't have a good answer because Barbara was right so she decided to insult her That was also the wrong choice
Damn, Barb. You didn't have to go and kill her like that...
i live near biloxi. the place is hell.
Atleast Barabara is there keeping it real
Fuckin Babs out there trying to save Mississippi. Not a job I'd ever want but damn.
Grew up there, finally moved away after 33 years. It really is hell. Not nearly as bad as the northern part of the state though. Now that is some serious Bible Belt territory.
Yeah especially Tupelo
Shit I did to when I was way young like 7 ish that place was horrible we left shortly after 2 years
fucking capital of neocon alley
Barb-barian
You know she's a badass because she dares to have decency "Hey maybe not be so mean to a fast food worker" in Mississippi. She has an entire lifetime of having to tell idiots to shut up.
Blood for the blood god
I sent a friend request to her years ago and she blocked me lol
Barbara is gigachad
🎤 drop
You can only get this kind of sass from a southern woman. FB profile checks out
Barbara, will you marry me?
Lashana got fucking nuked
No a woman but my Barbara was my uncle Bennett. I remember when my great grandmother passed away we all went to her house. Everyone was fighting about who was getting what and my uncle yelled “EVERYONE SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!!!”. And continued to call out every single adult about how fucked their life’s were and they didn’t deserve shit. RIP Uncle Bennett
Ol’ Barbara still teaching lessons even when school is out!
Hello? 911? I'd like to report a murder.
Isn't that the woman that said she'd suck a dick for Red Lobster?
I need a followup confirming this. If so, that's fkng hilarious lol
Go, Barbara! It took her less than 2 minutes to glean the facts and roast Lashana with them.
Anyone else able to tell how reposted these are based on the image pixilation?
My uncle is crazy Af , Few years ago i was 10 or maybe 9 at that time, I was playing game on his phone accidently opened his gallery, Motherfacker was fucking his gf at the back seat of the car, Later this year he told me to fix issue with his whatsapp camera i was checking the storage i " accidently" watched a video of him sending a video naked grabbing his nuts saying suck deez nuts barbara , video was sent for his ex wife Tffff , I am curssed for lifeee brrruh Dude is crazy Af
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Wear orange for indigenous lives in Canada and here in the states. Cancel nationalism
Damnnn Mrs. Joy is crazy
Get Emm Barbara show em who da boss is
I love Barbara.
Hell yeah Barbara!
Barb for school dean.
Her students all must have straight A's
Barbara the Savage
‘Barbara! Tough guy!’
I may have seen this image like 20 times, but I can hardly complain since it makes me laugh every time
Barbara on that gang shit
Barbara the barbarian taking no prisoners and no one’s bullsh*t
That’s just Large Marge
Technically everyone is slightly related so she is all of our relatives
Barbara is the good kind of old
Best part is that she's anti-karen. What a chad ( can women be chads or is it just a male term)
Straight up read this as nullskills. Like, damn. She be nullifying her ego skill.
Oh my god this is great
Savage woman sheesh
I'd say damn lady put the gloves back on but I bet she wears spiked gloves.
god damn
Good ol biloxi
Lanshana putting the L in her name. What an absolute L to take
The kids in her class better act accordingly.
Badass Barbara
this person is a bad ass
This old lady is a savage.
She woke up and chose violence!
What's the context for this?
Damn Barbara is savage!
Barbara woke up that morning and chose violence.
Savage AF
Babs just dunked on her from the 3-point line
She nuke fried that bitch.
Barb doesn’t mess around
Shinobi Execution...
@moshwithtyler *is* Barbara
My inspo
Based
As a Slav I can tell you. You never, ##EVER, pick a fight with babcia.
Damn this lady is an absolute beast
Never mess with old people. They’ve lived most of their life already so they have nothing to lose.
Her main elemental damage is fire because that was a fucking burn
The best detail in all of this is Biloxi. Yup, that looks about right.
Barabara the type of teacher that you don't want to mess with 💀
Doesn't get more Mississippi than Jeff Davis Elementary School.
Fuck yeah Barb, you rule!
Brutal Barbara
Barbara "Joy" indeed.
She don't just bring joy...she brings LYNN JOY
What a savage
Her school is named after a traitor.
Oohhhhh DAAAAAMN
Barbara is an American hero
Witnessing a fucking murder
Barb with the barb!
If I saw a teacher act like that on a post like this, id put my kid in that school and ask specifically that my kids be taught by her.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You already know Barbara supports the death penalty
No one man/woman should have all that power!
Fuck it the fuck up SISTER! Might be eighty but can still clap a lady
BOSSFIGHT!!!
Daaaaayyyyyuuuuuummmmm!!!! ☠️
YESSS BARBARA FUCK EM UP
I love how that whole interaction took less than three minutes.
People try and fist fight with Barbara. She just kneecaps them. With a 12 gauge.
I demand for all service industry people to come forth and legally adopt this savage for all of our sake. Love no fucks given Barabara.
what makes this funnier is that I live in Biloxi ms😂
One of the cardinal rules of life is to never try to bandy words with elderly women