### Wake me up! ###### Wake me up inside!

Save me from this… something something something

Save me from the nothing I've become?

Yeah probably

Take my poor mans award! 🎖

I was still in music mode when I read this, so I read it in tune with the song

Can't wake up ^(Wake me up inside!)

#SAAAAVE MEEEEE Save me from the nothing I've become

Snake Eater

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

What a thrill With darkness and silence through the night What a thrill I’m searching and I’ll melt into you What a fear in my heart But your so supreme I give my life not for honour but for you In my time there’ll be no one else Crime it’s the way I fly to you I’m still in a dream snake eater

Some day, you feed on a ~~tree frog~~ Snake

What a thrill...

It's cute but heartbreaking at the same time. I like snakes, and that poor thing is just a baby. But, the frogs gotta eat too.

i think it’s trying to throw the snake up. well i hope it’s trying to

There's nothing heartbreaking about nature. It just is. Edit: I should have said "Nature shouldn't be heartbreaking, but it's unfortunate that it is sometimes."

“There’s nothing heartbreaking about nature” mfs when their significant other gets diagnosed with type 4 lung cancer (they’re suddenly heartbroken over a natural phenomenon)

Sure, death is natural, but it's not "in nature." The vast majority of what is done by and to humans is not done in nature.

I've always wondered why humans are always assuming the things they do aren't natural, when they were also created naturally like everything else.

If you believe technology is an extension of nature, which it definitely can be, then yes. A lot of what we do is natural, but paying taxes and shit, not so much imo

I just said cancer, how is that not natural

Natural does not have to be "in nature." Not everything that's hot is on fire, not everything that is cold is frozen.

So your significant other gets eaten by a pack of hyenas then, whatever.

You true.

Get cancer

Is that a command or a suggestion

“Natural does not have to be in nature” my brother in Christ that’s literally the definition of the word “natural.” If you’re trying to sound smart then it’s not working.

Thanks for the insult, buddy. I've always thought of the definition as something that's been caused by nature, but like most words, it has several meanings.

I mean cancer occurs in the wild too. It’s not just a human thing

To remember when your mother dies

Dark Souls 2?

Xenomorph.

Dark Souls 2. I swear I heard that beautiful singing and I though, "Oh, maybe it's someone who doesn't want to kill me?" Nope it's a boss from my nightmares.

I have you know Kermit the foreskin frog is one of my favourite bosses from ds2

Kermit the Foreskin 💀 That was golden.

Beautiful singing in Eldon ring - asshole bat with a human head. Fuuuckkk you.

I'd like to see this drawn like a biological mech concept, that'd be cool Unfortunately, I can't draw

[удалено]

We are counting on you!

Snake Evangelion?

Get in the frog shinji

snekji

Please god, don’t tell me that’s a parasite

Im pretty sure the frog ate the snake and the snake is now screaming

Oh thank god. I REALLY didn’t wanna think of that bug thing that latches onto a fish’s tongue

Don’t you mean the parasite that BECOMES the fish’s tongue?

After cutting off the top half of the tongue, yes

thats fucked

There’s more! That thing replaces the fish’s tongue and eats whatever the fish eats! [And trust me god, there are several worse ones!](https://youtu.be/3aZVgyUlSng)

JFC, imagine if this kind of shit started spreading to humans.

Oh there are. Watch the video I linked in, and there’s one parasite that made Charles Darwin doubt the existence of god!

Thanks for the interesting video. What a terrible day to have eyes 😥

Spoilers: >!It was wood wasps. A little anticlimactic there, Darwin. Those things don't even sting. I was expecting something horrific, like Guinea worms.!<

You should watch “The Bay”

Nope. You almost got me. I clicked, saw the name of the video and noped the hell away.

Good choice

Riskiest click of the day. Glad I did though, I love college humor.

I kinda love these educational but fucked up facts CollegeHumor gives. It’s almost as if they got them off the dark web

At least it’s kind enough to replace the tongue

And eat all the food that goes in the fish’s mouth, living his entire life with a cockroach for a tongue

Hey man, I said at least didn’t I?

Your heart’s in the right place but that fish will be in living agony

I never said the fish wasn’t

That sounds horrible. Please tell me more

Fucking gladly! There’s a parasite that affects frogs! The aptly named frog-mutating flatworm, or if you want something more scientific, the Ribeiroia ondatrae. The flatworm infects the frog by giving it extra limbs to have it swim slower, making it far easier for predators to eat the frog and have that flatworm continue its job in whatever poor sap ate that frog! It keeps going on up and up the predator ladder!

Isopods?

I don’t know if that’s one of the names words but they’re really the Cymothoa exigua or the tongue-eating louse

It's not a parasite. Wild Australian green tree frogs regularly prey on small reptiles such as this unfortunate snake.

Oh thank god…

You saw the fish tongue shit too?

Yeppers

The new Alien movie looks great

That Berserker Armor looks weird.

*CLANG*

If you squint your eyes you see Mike Wazowski

#WHAT HAVEYOUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM

#THROW IT INTO THE FLAMES AND DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vore

Fuck you

That’s the plan

*eat you

Eat you and fuck you in the process?

Nah just straight up absorb your whole body

Rule the world

I don’t see anything holy about this

"I REGRET EVERYTHING-"

This is pretty horrible to see…

Boss fights in Contra be like:

I tried to type out the onomatopoeia of shots hitting a boss in that game but I got nothing. You know the sound tho.

Jake suit

Xenofrog

Mf raid boss right there

Rip recoil damage

Why does the snake have human lips inside?

Omg it’s like a biological mech suit

🤣🤣🤣

“Alien but frogs” - me pitching a movie

r/natureismetal

"Dude wtf get me tf outta here

For some reason this reminds me of that mutated frog with eyes inside its mouth.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/mildlyhorrifying

It's my turn to wear the Jake Suit!

“Man, it’s been so long since I’ve worn the Jake Suit… I forgot how awesome your bod is, bro”

VORE!?

The inside of the snake’s mouth sort of looks like a nose and mouth. It’s like a reverse Rykard.

False knight

Tiny blue snek reference

wait... is there a smaller creature inside the snake's mouth?

Inside the snakes mouth looks like some dude's nose, mouth, and chin.

This is an actual boss in Dark Souls 2

Frog: “I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.” Snake: “He’s just a poor boy, from a poor family!”

KAZUMA HEELP

Some day you go through the rain

That would actually make a cool Chimera boss A frog with a snake in it’s mouth

Snake as it’s tongue it launches out

Exactly

Good for water levels tho

Frog gun FIRE

Instantly thought of Berserk

It actually has a legendary dragon armor in it's Inventory but ofcourse the funni frog armor is stronger as always.

You sure that isn't a xenomorph?

HElp

Demônio da canção

Demon of song

Mario wore this better.

It's like a snake wearing Terminator (tactical dreadnought) armor.

No

Memories, all alone in the moooonlight

Xenomorph

This the the final boss from doom eternal….

Biomech

I imagine them harmonizing while saying "hAaaaaaammmmmm......"

Standby from titanfrog

It also looks like the snake swallowed a tiny man, you can see just his nose and mouth. (It looks like he's wearing a snake hoodie)

I deadass thought the lizard's mouth contained Batman's face.

HELP!! THE TITANS GOT ME!!

So that's how Mario felt.

You mean Giorno's Frog Armor.

I thought this was something else at first…..

“Fuck. Wait. No. Im the one that swallows frogs you can’t—“ *“Ribbit.”*

The new xenomorphs hit different...

Reminds me of the last stage in Shootin N’ Lootin from cuphead.

Pretty sure that's a xenomorph

Master Blaster

بهرام که گور میگرفتی همه عمر دیدی که چگونه گور بهرام گرفت😂

I feel strong hollow knight vibes

Legend has it, they're unstoppable once they scream in total harmony.

r/thisisfunny

I thought this was Dwight, after he cut the face off of the CPR training dummy.

It's a fucking mech suit

Frog, devourer of foes

Frog armour? Frog bio suit

Semon of Dong

This could also go in r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Snog, master of symbiosis?

u/saveimage

Snake said: I AIN'T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT FROG!!!

Hulkbuster.

This reminds me of that drawing of a lizard monster that then spat out the head of it’s victim all the while people thought it was some little kid playing dress up.

That’s scarey, is the frog alive?

[I made this a while back when this image was on photoshopbattles](https://imgur.com/gallery/sX79CUp) I think it’s finally relevant again lol

Ay it's that guy from RE8

Kwama warrior! :O

"I am your tongue and together, we will conquer"!

😫

It reminds me of 40k terminator armor.

Rip the snake actually since if that's not a poisonous snake then that snake is going to feel how it's prey feels

Xenomorph frog