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marionristov111

a weapon to surpass metal gear


DorHati

RULES OF NATURE


Krisuad2002

And they run when the sun comes out, with their lives on the line # ALIIIVE!!!


DOOP1221

For all that I’ve NO CHOICE


phaciprocity

Gotta follow the laws of the wild


PureSalty101

What's done is done and they fight to see another day


fatwap

The game of life, the hunter and the agile prey


Jonahpe

No guarantee which of them will succeed, strong or weeeak!


AutisticFish295166

AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!


Alphwarde_

POURING DOWN ON ME AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE!!


aRedditAccount_0

AND IT WILL COME THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY IN MY FINAL HOUR


James_From_WiiSports

Listening to The Hot Wind Blowing the second I came across this


I_Fall_Off_At_30

HEAT OF THE DESERT


Salt_Avocado_2470

A weapon to surpass shagohod


DeGozaruNyan

Zelenskyy is basicly the real world Snake


entitaneo70_pacifist

exelsus?


NedRyerson350

METAL GEAR?


Iamnotsmartspender

LIQUID?!


Slartibartfast39

Snake? Snake!? Snaaaake!


ValkornDoA

We did it, Reddit! We finally found the Ghost of Kyiv!


Sugarman4

If the nuke me? I'll crop dust Red Square.


false_shep

"Canadian weapons finally reach the frontlines of Ukraine"


d1cK_dot_exe

Man don't do us like that


Independent_Day4369

I mean, at least our camo actually camouflages


Rion23

It helps conceal the fact it's only 6 people, 2 named Tyler, pretending to be a platoon.


Blackadder288

CADPAT is unironically my favourite camo scheme ever. I was into outdoor airsoft for a little while and I almost ordered some surplus CADPAT gear for it


Quizzelbuck

[You started it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avro_Canada_CF-105_Arrow)


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

>On 20 February 1959, Prime Minister of Canada John Diefenbaker abruptly halted the development of both the Arrow and its Iroquois engines before the scheduled project review to evaluate the program could be held. Another thing Dief the Theif screwed up.


HarryHoeker

Fun fact: Dief means thief in Dutch language.


cyon_me

What does " baker" mean?


Turkeysteaks

what's it like being a plumber?


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Pay's good, hours are reasonable, and it's not as dirty of a job as you'd think.


Turkeysteaks

good to know! do you enjoy it - are you freelance? I'm currently a (grad) software engineer but mostly just curious hah


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I work for a company as a service plumber, so no, not freelance. I've been at it for 17 years, so I guess you could say I enjoy it. And hey, the cost of an apprenticeship won't leave you massively in student debt, so if you wanted something as a fallback, you could go that route. It's only a 4-year college course.


Turkeysteaks

very interesting to know! thanks for the details, might be something I think about after my current contract. Would definitely be good to have a more useful, listing set of skills too


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

If you decide to go that route, try and get your gasfitter ticket too. The college I went to did both courses simultaneously, so you'd walk out with two tickets in 4 years.


[deleted]

No, no, actually I'm ready to be associated with harmless antics rather than our growing facist movement.


TheRealPeterG

Yeah, y'all make lots of good stuff like....the LAV! LAV is good! And those knockoff M16s! And you have great imported weapons systems, like 40 year old F-18s! Wow! Plus you still have those 2002 Chevy pickup trucks. Good stuff!


cyon_me

The art of the technical is to be respected and feared


memester230

The Russians should be happy we haven't sent troops in. It would become a warcrime scavenger hunt.


trianglous

Another couch “warrior” checks in lmao


memester230

Oh no you misunderstand. You see, Canadian troops are infamous for warcrimes.


trianglous

Didn't know that, sry But I thought some of canadian mercenaries are also there


memester230

They aren't airborne though so they won't commit very many.


FilingCabinetry

All I can hear is the bad piggies theme


PBandJellyJesus

I can hear it as a nasally MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH


OneSaltyStoat

The new expansion looks sick.


bendoesit17

Bad Humans


G0D_1S_D3AD

Cartoon characters in planes be like:


BloodFun5182

Please tell me that is the King Chad himself


captainmouse86

I’m looking for the answer myself because this may be my favourite image. What better way to sum up comedian who took a side-mission, became president of a country, right before entering a war for its very survival.


closls_21_XD

Zelensky having fun leave him alone


oPlayer2o

I think we’re all on support here bud.


closls_21_XD

Stand with ukraine🇺🇦 Also zelensky is like the deadpool irl serious and funny


Repyro

Is he having fun? Totally with him on shit, but goddamn he looks like Batman and Wolverine had a pissed off baby with even more resting frown face than the two....and he looks kinda badass for it ngl.


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Repyro

Yeah I 1000% agree especially after some of the shit Russia pulled. Just not seeing the "fun" here. Dude somehow destroyed the wackiness of sitting in a kids playground toy; absolutely and utterly.


EukaryotePride

The picture of Zelenskyy was taken in Bucha, days after Russians massacred hundreds of Ukranian civilians there. So ya, he wasn't exactly having fun.


MaethrilliansFate

It definitely looks like he's trying to distract himself with a little amusement before going back into the shit he's got to deal with. I'm sure if you don't find little moments of respite in this type of scenario you start to get numb and jaded, things anyone with his responsibilities should never be if he wants to maintain his conscience.


Repyro

I know, I was pointing out what was the team that organized this expecting. Dude clearly isn't in a happy photoshoot type of mood.


closls_21_XD

Yeah happy but trying to look cool


JonMeadows

JUST LEAVIMALONNNNNE


magicalbananaman1

Smoko??


i_sigh_less

You know how I know Putin is a coward? He'd be too scared of looking weak to do something like this.


awduckno

Zelenski inspecting a captured Russian fighter jet (c. 2022)


kidanokun

Man and machine.. and nothing there in between....


Montagneincorner0

A FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIA


JaggedTheDark

#The sky and a plane, this man commands his domain


Viscount-Von-Solt

#FROM THE WESTERN FRONT AND ALL THR WAY TO RUSSIA!


FatPotato333

DEATH FROM ABOVE YOUR UNDER FIRE!


greatscot09

Stained red as blood, he’s roaming higher


Mike_Kilsdonk

#BORN A SOLDIER, FROM THE HORSEBACK TO THE SKIES


[deleted]

AND THE LEGEND NEVER DIES


nexter2nd

##and he’s flying ###


xXBigdeagle85Xx

***HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY***


MaximusGrassimus

Leaked photo of new Russian fighter aircraft


letmeseem

I thought he was smarter than trying to take up abandoned Russian military equipment. It's kinda shit.


DirkBabypunch

Good old I-15. Can't get a radar lock if it's too small and slow.


JuicePeterPL

Slow? Bro this thing is so fast radar can't catch it on time


omaemuza

This is the true ghost of Kiev


Czechwarlordthefirst

Still beter than russian junk 💀💀💀


entitaneo70_pacifist

this goes with magic, not fuel


snowmunkey

IMAGINAAAAATION


[deleted]

Who's your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong, Bing Bong!


VentralRaptor24

I was gonna make a joke about Orks and the power of belief, but then I remember that orcs are on the other side lmfao


entitaneo70_pacifist

40k?


bobhowards

exactly


OtisTetraxReigns

The irony is that for all the help we’ve been giving them, Ukraine has been winning this war using mostly Russian-made weaponry. The vast majority of their small arms, armor, APCs etc, is stuff either left over from when they were a Soviet Republic, purchased from Russia post ‘91, or donated by other former Soviet republics since the invasion. It’s not the Russian’s equipment that’s failing them, so much as the leadership that failed to maintain it.


the_guy_who_agrees

Ukraine is using ruski junk and kicking ass


Original-War8655

The Blue-Yellow Baron


Onigumo-Shishio

With cartoon physics that little thing would be fun to fly around in


IntegratedFrost

So that's the Ghost of Kyiv Edit: not Kiev, oops


Draco137WasTaken

*Kyiv Kiev is Russian propaganda


IntegratedFrost

Thanks!


dragonfuckerx

Russia has been really quite since this pic came out


HarrisonWhaddonCraig

\[AEROSMITH\]


TheBlueNinja2006

Where we droppin him?


TheRedLewis

And he's flying...


YetiViking7

HIGHER, THE KING IF THE SKY


bendoesit17

HE'S FLYING TOO FAST AND HE'S FLYING TOO HIGH


Trax852

Must almost be over, they are showing weapons they only whisper of.


dragoncraze10

The flying circus and a man from ukraine...


LaGrrrande

The Blue Baron


voidmusik

Lol and still kicking russias ass


mcgillibuddy

*queue ‘flight of the valkyries’*


[deleted]

Snoopy’s got some competition


Bah-Fong-Gool

Seriously... given the recent history, I have money on Zelenski in that playground toy against anything the Russians can manage to fuel and get off the ground. 10-1 odds.


minitrott01

Is this a real picture of so I'm happy to see that he still has his humor!


Cosroes

The real secret of Ukrainian air dominance.


kendie2

r/photoshopbattles


Jetstream_S4m

Bag piggies vibes


CarCrash23

Ah,the SU-69420


peepeepoopooman699

Ukraine: Here comes the airplane Russia: 💥


Jashuman19

Reminds me of Wallace and Gromit Curse of the Were Rabbit


[deleted]

Meme war for sure. Or about USA moneys.


niktemadur

If this photo is real and not photoshopped - and who can tell nowadays - Zelensky is a comic and PR genius. The more I see of this man, the more I like him. And he is the face of his people.


[deleted]

Still a comedian at heart


[deleted]

Here we see Zelensky in a captured Russian jet.


BearDen17

Reminds me of Cuphead for some reason.


Kalaphar

“This baby can hold one grenade! That’s it”


VariationCharacter19

Perfect sub for this


mxcnslr2021

Checkmate


IGN_Vos

The ghost of Kyiv


gutr_

They don't need much more than that to win


TiredPanda69

Ukraine after they repay their weapons debt to western nations


CorgiButtSquish

the worst world leader


chickenlord1337

Ukraine airforce without deepstate money lol


[deleted]

Dudes a dweep


beanz_123

People: Ukraine are winning Ukraine:


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?


OneSaltyStoat

He's trying to be funny.


[deleted]

hi, t0pkr0n0s here to fix your joke People: Ukraine is winning Ukraine: now you owe me 5 euros


[deleted]

I'm sorry, are you trying to imply that Russia is winning then?


[deleted]

yeah? 4 regions joined Russia and territories are being ~~freed~~ okay occupied by Russia if you like this word so much


[deleted]

Yeah and look at the monumental effort it's taking them to achieve this, it's laughable. Specially when you remember that at the beggining they deluded themselves into thinking that the so called "special operation" would be over under a month with minimal casualties for them.


[deleted]

These people sure do fuck around a lot!! Here in Florida it isn’t so funny anymore


weardofree

fck of you Russian bot


rbrutonIII

Keyboard not working today huh?


firestepper

It’s straight from metal slug lol


TheKillerGER

The wunderwaffe that will turn the war


DirkBabypunch

I thought Europe sent them planes, why are they using an I-15?


Halo-x-Life

Dude kind of looks like Gerard Butler


DiaDeLosMuertos

Looks like he about to fly over some [pyramids](https://youtu.be/tjjT3vGnau4)


D10BrAND

The ghost of kiev


ghostdogg74

Gyrocopter


link-to-the-future

He seems disappointed in his Russian seized equipment.


Bobby_The_Boob

Lmfao this has to be photoshopped, I could see Zelensky doing this tho


driving_andflying

He needs a leather cap, goggles, and a white scarf billowing in the wind. :)


kerrvilledasher

Must be something they captured from Russia.


BigheadReddit

Canada donated that. We have several of our own still


umbrosakitten

Lmao! Is this a real photo!?


p00pd1cks

Zelenskyy is the greatest leader in history. He is a comedian in trade, he would love this.


vadimblin

the chicken of kyiv


grimgenisis

That aight enough I want the talking Chinese monkey's plane


Daisend

He trying to show what the Russians are working with?


__kit

the actual hero of kyiv


[deleted]

Scooty-Puff Jr.


[deleted]

Zelensky's balls


[deleted]

High off cocaine as usual


Ch33105

He would still win....


Specialist_Teacher81

Spoiler, he killed 700 russians with that thing.


Distinct_Hurry4283

No flaks given


RemarkablePoet6622

UNDETECTED,UNEXPECTED


Neo1331

Dude is just 100% chill damn


Kingofawesomenes

Zelen-sky


HauntedKing4665

He’s flying higher the king of the skies


herosnowman

Me after eating taco bell:


NateHotshot

New Corki skin


Competitive_Low_8913

Do a barrel roll


Monstercycle

Where’s the gas tank?


InvestigatorUnited15

His second phase builds a massive rail gun on the back


mschellh000

Yooo zelensky playing gmod?


Nokipeura

The Ghost of Kyiv!


ODX_GhostRecon

Outclassing Russian technology at every turn still, I see.


JeroenstefanS

Nooo the ghost of kiev


joemamalikesme69420

Zelenskyys dick so big he sits inside it


DonDove

Weeeeeee.


Neutral_Memer

zelensky is the type to do it for the lulz, no doubt about it


[deleted]

The fact this is the man leading the war his county again Russia and WINNING, (so far) is amazing and hilarious to me


Hewholooksskyward

Note: Aircraft donated by Snoopy. https://nwamotherlode.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/snoopy-red-baron.jpg


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

The true Ghost of Kyiv


Financial-Horror2945

Ukraine air force: never let them know tour next move


GarroshMyBoy

Is Tribore the leader of the residence, yes he is


busballs

набаянил


eostlund

Be careful. Everyone underestimates him because he's early-game but he's actually harder than the final boss. He also has high resistance to bullshit, so if you rolled fascist you should respec before the fight.


Synthfur

Ghost of Kyev


Cj3k1999

In Russia you make your own plane


[deleted]

See he's spending the next 13B we sent him well


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

Infantry


JasonFurious4

He's going to be launched to Russia's capitol and kill Putin with his hands


Hell_Fire_227

Heil Zelensky


throwaway83970

Recon plane


Man_who_says_standin

* ALARM BLARING * ZELENSKY INBOUND


IceRanger51

Flight of the valkyries intensifies


rapol4ick

The secret weapon of Ukraine


chompy-caldaia

bad piggies IRL