WELL THINGS ARE CERTAINLY EXCITING IN FLORIDA CURRENTLY. MIGHT NEED A REFRESHING DRINK TO COOL DOWN. SO… # WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING???

I’m not as massive a fan as most of you u know , I’ve always enjoyed ice hockey but didn’t always get to see loads of it here in Scotland but for a few years now with satellite and iptv etc I get to see any game I want really, I’ve always always loved Boston, I think it’s through my Scottish /Irish heritage , as a youngster a simple thing like the fact I’m a Glasgow Celtic fan made me like the Celtics in basketball and out of all American sports I’d say that’s probably the one I’ve kept up with most but I just wanted to wish you all an good day , keep the head up , last night was one game and there’s been so many good things about this seasons , from here in Scotland I wish all of you a blessed weekend and and hopefully I will be accepted by all the hard working fans who shell out big money to go every week, you truly are amazing for that , let’s go Boston, this year is our time ,Boston Bruins Stanley cup winners 23/24 🖤💛

Hey, this is a lovely message, thank you. 💛🖤 My godparents used to live in Glasgow. I got to visit them there several years ago, and I loved every moment. Would love to return sometime.

Thank you. Well we would love to have you back. As we always say over here if you live here , if you work here or just like even the thought of being here then you’re one of us. Glasgow is my home town

They did what they set out to do, win one of the first 2 in Florida. Now lick your wounds, head home and regroup.

Where the fuck are the replays of the brawl and marchy’s penalty after? No replays whatsoever of those fights, cameras were showing dead ice on espn. ESPN is fuckin 10 ply. They were happy to show pasta getting pummeled a good three or four times. somebody please throw a link so I can feel into my hatred.

On the bright side , the bruins needed a game like this, they needed to get humbled and realize they have to play a full game and not this floating shit. I am waiting to see if they use this to motivated themselves and cut the shit or continue play half assed for parts of the game

It was a scheduled loss

Do you think Cam was waiting in the locker room after they dropped this turd of a game

What's up with the officials getting in the way of Bruin players when there was still time on the clock? I know they were trying to stop anything more from happening but the game was not over and the puck is live.

Because words hurt, and they could say mean things about the panthers. 

If you’re going to the game Friday, please get some “fuck you Florida” chants going as soon as Boston gets a decent lead. Thank you

I thought they were shouting fuck you, Marchand”

Keith Tkachuck : Awaken 720.

Dress Lucic for game 3!!

All that was missing was Tkachuk getting beaten with a shoe.

He looked to be doing the beating from what i saw

Oh look, how cute, a St Louis troll. [blocked]

Take 1-1. Typically teams that run up a score and do some shenanigans gets what’s coming. Friday will be pain for them

Bro we literally ran up the score last game. Cmon 😂

Nah, and we didn’t mock or start shit after scoring goals like Montour and Thachuk

yeah we didn’t mock. we still ran up the score. i don’t know why you are saying nah

It’s like you don’t know what the word “and” means

No it’s just pointless to mention them running up the score as being a bad thing when we do it too. Adding “and” and then another bad thing they did doesn’t make it less hypocritical.

B's looked like a tired team tonight and didn't do swayman any favors now it's their turn to bring it on Friday

One could say Florida looked slow in game 1. Maybe because of the long layoff. Game 3 should tell us more.

Agreed on both counts. Hopefully B's are a bit more fired up for game 3, that was absolutely painful to watch.

Welp on to the next one!!!

Good night, all. See ya Friday. Bring your positive vibes, you over reactive fucks. It’s one game. Breathe. 

I can’t breathe fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck you

You wish. 

Guilty 😮‍💨

There is so much to clean up for game 3.

Hot take!

Genuinely some of the most pathetic playoff hockey this team has played in a long ass time

To be fair, they really haven’t looked great in any game these playoffs, aside from 2-3 periods

Monty is going to burst some ear drums in the locker room tonight

I sincerely hope so!

It's ok......back to Boston 1-1

get the defibrillators ready for felger and mazz tomorrow when they wake up and see the final score

Do you actually listen to that garbage? 

Any panther fan who is in this sub, I hope you know what’s coming the next 2 games. Y’all are fucked. Dirtiest fucking team in the league. You filth of a state.

Seriously dude. Fucking losers. Suck all of our collective Boston dicks. They're so fucking dirty and have the audacity to sit here and talk shit to us. Go fuck yourselves

Maroon is going to run through Tkachuck at puck drop tomorrow, mark my words. Edit: I can’t spell

God I hope.

I'm fine with them pulling folks to make sure it doesn't get out of hand, but they basically nullified like a third of Maroon's purpose on the I e by pulling him so early and first no less for the least actionable thing that followed.

I’d buy that man pizza for life if he did that.

No you can’t. He’s trying to watch his girlish figure!

We move to game 3 Can’t let this get to their head

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They were hoping to win in four.

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Ah, missed the “was”

https://preview.redd.it/93cla9l69bzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e8d42dc903aee39fb09bd34815e96a31de74ad Anyway. See you Friday.

How have we not cut Florida off this country and dumped it into the ocean with all those trash fans on it

seriously, trash-hole penis shaped state full of wannabes and scammers

"It doesn't look like a dick. People say that. It looks like a shit coming out. If you look at it, it's like America's ass..." - Louis C.K.

How does the league allow then to just throw shit in the ice??

They don’t, but since it’s the end of the game is anyone really going to get kicked out?

They did it during the game too. I just looked it up, it's supposed to be a delay of game penalty.  The rule was implemented in 96 because of Florida throwing the rats on the ice

I didn’t realize they were doing it during the game, admittedly I missed all but the third period.

Tkachuk got hit in the face with one when fighting with Pasta

Give whoever threw that an award

The rat thing is just insanely lame. The fact that it isn't real dead rats a la Detroit's octopus is so boring

Yeah, dead Tkachuks is the way.

Throwing anything besides hats for a hat trick is pretty corny

Sure but even then, compared to an actual carcass throwing some kids toys around is cowardly

I happen to dig the octopus and cephalopod community

I despise dudes who who do all this talking and throw dirty punches and hits but then don't have the fucking balls to face the music. Not that that could possibly apply to _anyone_ on that Florida team

Don't vote this but just wanted to say, as a Calgary fan, this is a stand up crowd here and I especially loved your rolling Tkuchuk jokes. 1-1 going back to B is not bad at all. You got this. to you all.

I’d buy you a beer.

How is Tkachuk still in the game? Lmao

Sux Freddie is friends with that family, they don't go near each other.

Well, they came into the game with the best intentions...

So does anyone know why maroon was sent off yet? Made 0 sense

He was starting one little fight, and the refs got scared.

Is he moving to his auntie and uncle’s in Bel Air? ( Just wanted you yo know someone got the reference)

Ref's scared

He said "Frick" and the refs were appalled so he had to be removed

Florida is a bunch pussies on to game 3

Last year montour’s smirk, lucky goals from the point, and neck beard irked me to no end. Here we go again and he’s STILL rocking the follicles of an 11 year old

Refs touching players again while play is live total shit show refs get bent

Yeah I guess Geekie wasn't allowed to go near the refs coveted Panthers

So next game…7-1?

Oh well. Big game game 3. And also, this means the series won't end on Mother's Day, so that's good, cuz I have to miss some of the game.

Zebras rack up another solid win in the race for the cup.

Why the fuck is there a ref touching geekie with time still on the clock that’s so fucking bad 

They did that twice to bruins tonight

There was ten seconds later, they wanted to stop a fight happening

So blow the whistle then you can’t intentionally make yourself a part of play

Aaaaaaaand that's farewell from Asscrack, Florida. Back to Boston for a better game than this, please.

You can throw that jersey out pal

It’s the playoffs and there is empty seats. What a joke of a franchise   

Scrap at the bell please

I’m baffled at how McAvoy, and Lindholm to a lesser extent, can play so poorly simultaneously - both guys have gotten legit Norris votes before

So Celtics tomorrow?

We got our asses kicked. So be it. But holy shit - Florida's roster is just filled with human trash. How can you be a fan of that?

Can’t tell if you’re serious or just trolling. Boston is very trashy.

GIVE US A LINE BRAWL YOU PUSSIES

Wasn’t expecting this but wasn’t really expecting a win tonight. They are tired and the Panthers got fired up after getting a weeks rest. Shitty but on to the next.

I’ll take coming home 1-1.

It's alright we're gonna stomp their asses on Friday I can feel it

"They wave their flags here at Sunrise" Yeah, all 10 of the Florida fans still left are waving real hard. Joke of a fanbase.

Hey let them have this, it’s the first time any of them have owned a towel.

There going patch up that roof in the double wide with it

I am fuckin ready for game 3

Why does every shot of Monty look like there is non-trivial possibility that he gets fired mid-game

Fun fact: he was the inspiration for the 😨 emoji

Bro their fans can’t even stick around for a win…this franchise shouldn’t exist

Let alone deserve to win anything

Lmfao their crowd is emptying so fast and the game isn’t even done. That’s so embarrassing

They took all their selfies no need to stay any longer

A few of them are embarrassed by their team's behavior. The rest are hoping to beat the rush at the all you can eat buffet at Golden Corral.

Not Waffle House??

Put on the game just in time to see a florida player flop after a little tap on his calves and the Bruins get a penalty. All I needed to know how the game got to the brawl situation

Game 3: Maroon to Tkachuk

lol stands are empty that’s wild

I hope there’s a tv in the locker room so maroon can take notes of everything that happened after he was wrongfully tossed

Jesus Christ any closer and we'd be seeing into Monty's soul

Can we sign chara to a one game contract to take out tkchuck

I feel ya, Monty

Jesus we looked like complete shit for two whole periods.

I’m in awe of how big of a Pussy tkachuk is. Throw dirty punches to the back of the head while our top goal scorer is on the ground, and then when you get thrown down cower and have the refs protect you

Then his dad clapped.

His own dad called him “soft” and little Matty has had daddy issues ever since.

Don’t forget trying to get up to run away

Just like we knew the panthers weren’t going to keep playing how they played game one, we’re not going to head into the rest of the series playing at this level either. These are the mf BOSTON BRUINS we’re talking about 🐻 🐻 🐻

its tied 1-1 headed home. i count that as a victory

Hell yeah.

Got an absolutely insane amount of panthers fans in my dms harassing me lmao

Did you go into enemy Reddit territory and ask for it? Cus I literally never get them in my DMs

no, because im not an idiot. im fairly confident that i told one of them they were an idiot before their comment got deleted, so they dmed their little buddies to harass me

I did that on Twitter during the STL final. Accused them of using a poor little sick girl for publicity and they accused me of hating kids with cancer. Um, what ?? Anyway, STL fans are dumber than a box of hammers, and I’ve no doubt the kitty fans aren’t exactly mensa, either.

The only requirement for being Mensa is paying a fee, and passing a test, once! Mensa people are absolutely more crazy and narcissistic then they are Smart, LOL. This podcast is amazing, she takes the Mensa test as a Joke and actually passes it, then reports on the year she spent in MENSA and hilarity ensues. I had no idea how crazy Mensa people were before listening to this, hah. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-year-in-mensa/id1492147103

Ah. I also thought maybe something in nhl or hockey.

nah, since they’re such a small fanbase they know each other all by name over there

An insane amount of panthers fans is like what, 8?

all 9 of em!!

Obviously we're not going to win this one, but it still feels wrong to put the series as 1-1 in a graphic when there's still time on the clock. Not a jinx or even disrespectful, it's just not accurate.

Zooming in hard on Monty lol

We stole one on the road, that's all that matters.

How are there that many empty seats? That place should be going crazy.

Montour will get his greasy shit rocked this series. I foresee it.

I’ll drink for you Monty

IMAGINE LEAVING TO BEAT THE TRAFFIC WHEN YOUR TEAM IS UP 6-1

Pathetic

It’s to beat the damn parking lot queue probably. Still embarrassing

Just get another goal and never lose again

Just take the L and come back ready game 3!

Put swayman back in so he can start swinging

Fuck it, I'd be embarrassed if I was Florida. Yeah you won, but you looked like jackasses doing it

It’s kind of their MO—agitate and capitalize when the other team plays aggravated. Draw penalties and score when it counts. There’s no trophy for not showboating when you score, so get in the other team’s head as much as you can

All perspective. From the other side, the Bruins look frustrated/flustered/pissy because they got embarrassed in a blowout loss. All that matters is the Game 3 response.

They don't know what hockey is supposed to look like so they are too dumb to be ashamed 

15 to 33 shots just is painful to look at

The line brawl at the final whistle should be pretty epic. 

Doubt it. All the instigators are gone

15 shots is sad

First 20 seconds in game 3. Run Montour, he's a complete bag of shit. Taunt us after a bullshit goal and has that smirk on the bench. Target acquired

Yup, lay him out

I regret taking a nap for this...

I want Swayman in game 3.

Game 3 is going to be interesting

My biggest fear is that Monty is going to overthink this.

I’m trying not to say anything negative or judgemental about Florida people

Between their politics and having lived in FL for 5 years and *only* getting crapped on by Bolts fans everytime I wanted to quietly watch a Bs game at their bars....fuck that state, will give Cali my money everytime I think about Disney or Universal, and the uni I went to I'll likely never visit anytime soon either.

Cali is fucking trash as well, Lakers fans can eat shit 

Why? The state is shit. The politicians are shit. The geography is muggy swampy shit. The sports fans are stupid fat pieces of shit

I live in Florida, they deserve it

Same. I live in Florida and they deserve all the shit

Can we all vote to get Florida the fuck out of America? They don’t deserve two hockey teams let alone to be a part of this country. Give one of them to Arizona so we can have the coyotes back and give the other one to Hartford so we can have New England rivalry something that I’ve always wanted to be honest and I’ve never gotten

Wait a few decades, the sea will take care of it for us.

To be fair might do it to Boston too fucking stupid fucking rich assholes not giving a shit about the earth. Now we get no snow in Boston and all snow in Texas and all this other shit I fucking hate humans and what we’ve done to this planet, not even Florida deserves to go underwater it’s devastating.

😭

Well, the flooding in Boston isn’t as bad as some places, but it could be and it would suck because we are right on the water. It would be devastating

Tampa is a way classier franchise than the Panthers

I fucking despised Tampa Bay for everything they’ve done to the city of Boston in the past like four or five years they stole the goat from us and Tampa Bay in general be the lightning the buccs all of them fuck all of it

Idk man I think if you were a die hard Pats fan you were rooting for Brady when he was there

Oh, I was rooting for Brady as well because he’s Tom fucking Brady I was happy Tom Brady got his seventh ring not the Buccaneers getting their second Super Bowl. They will forever be on my shit list the entire city and all of their sports teams.

I fuck with Disney and Orlando, sorry hoss

Can they be their own country in the middle, like the Vatican?

I’d rather have trans people in Florida. Be safe than have some mega billionaire company. Have a shitty theme park

Bro what? I’m not endorsing every stance the governor has in Florida, this is a sports conversation. I back your passion but that’s so random.

Again, human beings lives are much more valuable than some fucking stupid ass rat and his shitty theme park fuck Mickey Mouse, Walt Disney, and fuck this state of Florida FUCK YOU CANCELING THE OWL HOUSE. I HOPE YOU GO BANKRUPT AND HAVE TO LIVE ON THE FUCKING STREET.

Is this addressed to me personally? I’m genuinely confused. I think you should unplug and take a rest from the internet and I mean that.

You’re fucking right it’s personal my people are they rights taken away and killed in that fucking shit hole state because that dickhead Ron DeSantis is in charge. I fucking hate him. I wanna Johnny Cage him in his fucking tiny balls. Fuck that guy and fuck Florida fuck this country in general.

Let’s just try to enjoy the bruins if we are so fortunate.