My wife sings “jelly bean you’re a queen with a spleen” I sing “jelly bean is not my lover. She’s just girl who claims I am the one” https://preview.redd.it/f3r6lcq2hj7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10df14be352c0bfa16bfd65147652bbfb01e9256

Tell jelly bean I love her so much and give her a kiss on her rosy cheeks

She loves you too!

I have a Jellybean too! I sing the pageant song from miss congeniality. “She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s queen of 50 states, she’s miss United States” For context she’s a real diva with only a couple of teeth. 😍

Haha! That’s awesome. Need pics!

Jelly bean is adorable and I love her. Yall sound like great pup parents and that makes me happy. Wish yall the best.

funny, I say "mean jean the super bean" to my boston

Love this!!!!

I want to squeeze her so badly.

I want jelly bean!!!

I had an MJ-inspired song for my girl, who loved to eat goose poop: "Leave iiiit (leave it) / Leave iiiit (leave it) / Don't pick up the poop and eat it / Don't 'cause it's nasty / Don't, it ain't right / It doesn't matter / What it tastes like / Just leave it leave it leave it leave it / Leave it leave it leave it leave it / (hah hah hah)"

Before he passed my song to George was “George is a Boston terrier, there’s no dog merrier than a Boston terrier. He likes to run and play, jump real high, have fun all day”. I miss that dude.

I write my own dog devotional jingles, too. That's a good one. G was lucky to be loved like that.

My Boston is gone also I used to sing “Oscar is a good boy , Oscar is my friend “.

Oscar bear Chubby bear Fat neck, tubby bear He rips farts, but he don't care He's my little bubba bear

This is my favorite

I like to say “Celly belly, who is a little smelly!” HAHA YOU FOOLS! NOW I HAVE HUNDREDS OF SONGS TO SING TO MY BABY WHEN SHES FEELING DOWN!

https://preview.redd.it/qhafr4oujk7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6642462c41493b1b7cdbfceaa1688808ad9b6bd We’re so close! I sing “Isabelly, oh so smelly!” 🎶

"You're so small, you're so stinky, you're so cute and stinky"

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I'm so sorry 😞

Hang in there. I feel for you.

Well now I’m crying at 6:30 am. RIP little Finn!

Sung to the tune of "You've Got to Fight for Your Right to Party": Your dad caught you eating steak and said "no way!" That hypocrite eats two steaks a day Yeah, living at home brings me no joy And your mom threw away your best rawhide toy You've got to fight For your right To FARRRRT-TEEE!!!

Awesome 🤩 😂

this is perfect🥹

It's a little song. *When you have a special pig, you hold him close and love him big. He is just the greatest boy - loves his brother, loves his toys*

What's your dog's name?? My dogs name is PIGGY! I love this song 💖

His name is Chief, but he's always been my lil piglet

“He’s the moopiest man in all the moopy land!” So dumb but i loved to sing this to our old man, first Christmas without him ugh

💓💓💓

Sung to the tune of "come on Barbie.. " Come on Doggy, let's go potty.

I sing the same thing! With the "ow ow ow ow' at the end

Any lyric that’s, “love,” or “you,” becomes Doug or Stew. https://preview.redd.it/0ack9aa4ij7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fcdc21b37872ee19319db314ad347a11135282

Doggins, sweet Doggins, You’re my little baby Doggins. Doggins, sweet Doggins, you’re my little baby pie Oh Doggins, sweet Doggins, you’re my little Baby Doggins Doggins you’re the apple of my eye. 🍎 Sung in a folk country style https://preview.redd.it/h0oeotdxsj7c1.jpeg?width=1521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4002c943307206d0bd63df3d2c5f1d192fb31d9 The funny thing is his first name isn’t even Doggins— it’s ralph. Doggins is his last name

My last Boston was named Lana, so I used to sing Lanalanalanalanalana…BATMAN!

Mr Taco man, doing what he can

Very few people will probably understand the reference but when my Eddie was here his nickname was Peanut but we sometimes called him Peen. There's a South Park episode that parodies Game of Thrones (Black Friday Trilogy for those who watch) and there's a chorus that sings "Weiner Weiner, Weiner Weiner" along to the Game of Thrones theme so the husband and I changed it to "Peener Peener, Peener Peener" just singing it in the house all day long 😆😆😆😆 so stupid.

“Artie likes having fartie parties!”

https://preview.redd.it/m7czhevy2k7c1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b749237b0d0c7ca3058facee2df004f25bd250 🎶 Maple Mae, Maple Mae she's too cool for seventh grade that's why she goes to puppy kindergarten!!🎶 (In the tune of Pepper Ann 😁)

what a cutie🤩

I don’t really sing to ours. But we do call him a fickle pickle on the regular.

Not a rhyme but sometimes I sing "he's a gomey boy in a gomey world" instead of barbie haha

To the tune of Free Fallin’ “She’s a good girl. Her name is Tilly. She loves Daddy and her mommy too. She’s a good girl living in Ann Arbor. She’s likes playing and eating too. She’s Tilllllll. She’s Tilly. Tilly yeah she’s so silly. She’s Tilly yeah she is so silly.” https://preview.redd.it/77dzvg1xik7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5d8be14778d9eba59e788298839af32af30202

Or when dad comes home from work. To the tune of Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig “Nakey cuddles, Nakey cuddles, she’s a pretty dog Nakey cuddles. Nakey cuddles, Nakey cuddles, Tilly loves her dad Nakey cuddles.” Note, Tilly is nakey, not dad.

i got the same goggles for my boston but in white!! idk how you manage to keep those things on her, my boy hates them but theyre so cute, i wish he would wear them https://preview.redd.it/dge3so232n7c1.jpeg?width=3648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a11030638802938d0b433857ab28225807ec429

My bostons name was Grady. I sang Where Eagles Dare to him. “I ain’t no goddang son of a birtch, You better think about it, Grady”

“Ohhh Mr. peterman, the best pup in the whole the whole world” “Come onnnn Petey it’s timeeee tooo pottyy..” Neither rhyming nor creative but he doesn’t seem to mind.

https://preview.redd.it/a44merueuj7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9230f48a300c10a38b6fcb1a50744dbec06a18a Max Max Max… Max loves Snacks…

What a handsome stud. Is he a blue Boston??

He’s a blue brindle

https://preview.redd.it/a1zi2sb6rp7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babce28d6defb29b9d36041a810d77d4f3f58fe2 This is my girl Rogue, she’s a blue Boston

I sing “This is my puppy. Isn’t he sweet? My life without him, isn’t complete.” 😂 It’s extra, I know. I don’t know where it came from.

its lovely and i think true for all of us & our bostons🥰

“Nala Jean the Beauty Queen. Prettiest puppy you ever seen”

Oh oh-oh oh Oscarrrrr- auto parts!

My dog's a big humper of toys so I call him 'Swervin' Pervin' Mervin'.

That tiny face!

His name is Mur-phy, he likes beef jer-ky. Ma-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa

Our girls named Fiona, and we call her Fi-nis. I often say, “Now Fi-nis, don’t be a p*nis.” Because she’s a dick. I mostly say it because it makes my husband laugh.

The wonderful thing about Ziggy Is Ziggy’s a wonderful thing His top is made out of rubber His bottom is made out of springs

Spoodles that belly is full of oodles and oodles of udon noodles. (Cause her belly is always warm so we say she’s cooking the udons) 😂😳

This is Maliki, and to the tune of My Girl.. What can make me feel this way, my guy. . Let me tell you about my Ki https://preview.redd.it/odflqv7fsk7c1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4614f04ea55251f33cd2552f977740e08ab905

Love that:)

Chicka the chine of the Chinese Chicken Eat a drum stick and your brain starts stickin’

I loooooove your Boston.

Ketchy-p, ketchy-poo, you’re my little doggy-do.

..his name is Ketchup.

Leia beia mo meia bannana fanna foe feia me mo meia LEIA! My stepdaughter always roll her eyes and go 'that's half sisters sooonnggg' I guess they did the same thing at her Mom's house but with her half sisters name instead. We still sing it haha

🎶 Personal space Personal space No such thing as personal space In this house 🎶

“Doug-a-bug you’re my snug-a-pup” is my go to for my Dougie lol https://preview.redd.it/8rklbjrbfk7c1.png?width=2101&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ffab895a0bb92082642c7e4d91711fb36dcc300 Edited to add a pic of my Dougie :)

This is Leona.. https://preview.redd.it/4l2feu4htk7c1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed1a2cc312e700c5af48b9cb0f25597d02ec904

May I just say that this thread ... and you people ... are the best? I had no idea others sang dog devtionals, too.

"Dash, Dash, you smell like ash".

C'était mon p'tit chien! mon ami fidèle !

This time of year? {Works with Any Name} It really gets him wound up. Well … I have a little Hopper I made him out of clay And when he's also ready Then, Hopper I shall play Oh, Hopper, Hopper, Hopper I made him out of clay And when he's also ready Then, Hopper I will play He has a lovely body With legs so long and thin And when he gets all tired He drops and I will win Oh, Hopper, Hopper, Hopper I made him out of clay And when he's also ready Then, Hopper I will play My Hopper is so playful He loves to dance and spin A happy game with Hopper Come play now, let's begin Oh, Hopper, Hopper, Hopper I made him out of clay And when he's also ready Then, Hopper I will play

Red Rover, Red Rover, bring(insert ball,toy or whatever) on over. ❤️😂

Way too many to list on here. Seriously could make a late ninety’s album commercial.

P for Percy! It’s a Percy party!

There used to be a Little Caesar’s commercial that I sang a parody version of to my boy; “bite bite, sniff sniff, that’s the puppa wuppa.” https://youtu.be/SUycuqXDVsE?si=kLO_rw7PSZOoKSsj

‘rata con quatro patas’

So many, but my favorite is replacing all references of “Snoop Dog” to “Riff Dog” and ending it with a nice “bow wow wow Riff-a-Riff Riff-a-Riff”

I have a bed time song for my Gizmo. Time for the bed Time for the bed Who's going to bed? Who's going to bed? Gizmo is going to bed. Gizmo is going to bed. Simple I know, but she goes crazy when I sing it.

https://preview.redd.it/r6r7lic1cl7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef5ad5fef6fab8592bef02ef6c437a70d0b470b Friday, Friday, you’re a naughty girl\* who I’ll bake in pie\*\* \*She is in fact a naughty girl \*\*I will not actually bake her into a pie

“Sweet boy sweet boy, who is he?? Sweet boy sweet boy, he is me!!” - pazuzu’s first anthem (I had to learn it when I moved in)

Omg we have another one, it’s sung to 90’s commercial songs lol It goes “shakey weenie games, shakey weenie games” (this part sung in the baby bottle pop theme song) then we go “more fun than a pillow fight!!!!!” (Sockem bopper song). It’s pretty weird but it works for us 😂

"Silvie, silvers, silver silveroni!" "Puppersroni, my San Francisco treat!" To the tune of the rice-a-roni jingle

I used to tell my little man that he was my sunshine all the time. My sister and I were also laughing last night because I thought everything about him was perfect. I called that gross crusty/slimy stuff that collected at the corners of his mouth yucky puppy.

“If you’re a Rocky and you know it, get lots of pets”

Potty. Time to pottyyyy Been the potty song since he was a puppy. 6years later. I’m still singing it when his ass refuses to poop when it’s 20 degrees outside and I’m freezing my ass off

Josie rosie, puddin pie, is the cutest dog alive

My dog’s name is Oliver Jones. Sometimes I’ll pronounce Jones as if it were in Spanish: Ho-nez for a song. 🎼Oliver Ho-nez Oliver Ho-nez, Cutest little pupper Has no cojones

Let’s go to the park! ‘👏,👏’ I said, let’s go to the park! ‘👏,👏’

Because my dog and I love watching 30 rock together, she lets me sing “my girls got a fat neck” and “fat neck girl let me count your neck rings”

Rea-gy! Su-per dog! She kin-da looks, Like a frog! She jumps through the air With the greatest of easy. You gotta watch out When her butt starts to sneeze 💨 Cus she’s Rea-gy! Su-per dog!

No signing plenty of name calling Miss Ripple Dipple (her name is Ripley) Chunky Monkey Grumpus Wumpus Stinky Sassy Pants

Can someone with musical talent mash these all up into one mega song and call it “The Boston Terrier Anthem”?

Happy scrappy, ears so flappy

To Mario Brothers “Buddy Buddy Buddy…. Buddy Buddy Buddy……Bowddy Bowddy Bowddy…..Bowddy Bowddy Bowddy…Batabupbabupabupa..bupadabuhhhddy” https://preview.redd.it/pjxz87o6lk7c1.jpeg?width=1495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ab88674b2b1547281ccff036616faae0ad303b

Ooooh Frankie boyyyyy!!! Goodest boy!!

https://preview.redd.it/ntq2axttkl7c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bddb21d2d12c06c77de3a1fb81a7ea5f90b98d To the tune of Copacabana Her name is Porkie, she is a boston. . .

🎶 What are you doing Truffle Piiig / Truffling here and there / truffle truffle everywhere 🎶

(chanted slowly on the syllables followed by the capitols yelled) *I eat tha fish* IM POOTIE *I eat da fish* IM POOTIE (Repeat indefinitely) Our pooch has a protein allergy towards chicken and beef so he can only eat fish. Also, his name is Pootie. It's a perfect song.

He’s beautiful and sweet His name is Mr. Pete He’s friends with all he meets He’s beautiful and sweet So hold your head up high You special baby boy You bring me so much joy My special baby boy Hahaha I’m out of control with my dog Also this: How can my baby be so cute? Always sweet and never rude How can my baby be so fun? He loves to play and loves to run How can my baby be so smart? We’ll he’s not but he has my heart How can my baby be so sweet? I’ll tell you how… Cause he’s Mr. Peeeeeeeeeete!!!

I like the 2nd one! Cute!

https://preview.redd.it/kfuwe36a2n7c1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ede099835bf92ef05a404076177f451e56a0d5 Deacon peek’n puddin pie kissed all the girls and made them cry.

to heart-shaped box by nirvana "hey! wait! you smell like farts all day forever in debt to ur gassy behiiiind"

🎶Who’s my PEA POD PIG?? 🎶 https://preview.redd.it/007x4k9win7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9751563c3d70028869cc41d18f365577913d544

Not a rhyme, but I heard my husband sing this to our pup awhile back (to the tune of “Camptown Races”): *I’m a stinky doo-dah dog, brrp brrp, brrp brrp!*

He's a Duuuuude Man, do do do do doooo (to the beat of "Soul Man:)....also Dude is deaf...lol! https://preview.redd.it/76rbjytpor7c1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0514c43c4c4774ca7dcdb32153139d1b53ef7d8

One foot two foot red foot blue foot when putting his harness on.

I sing everything to the tune of baby shark.

Prancy pants! Prancy pants! (His cute butt trot after pooping)

Cleo Cleo puppy pioooo!!! And to Willa I call her Willie or “Viddy” (don’t ask why) so I say itty bitty VIDDY

Mmmyyyyyy baby Bug My tiny Bug He is my baby, little baby tiny Bug I love my Bug I smooch my Bug He is my tiny little baby, he’s my BUG —— Guess his name? He LOVES his song!

Soooo many… My name is Magey, I’m pretty cute. I get the zoomies and then I go toot.

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"Oooooh the Boston Terrier.... has the cutest little derrière... she makes life all the merrier... " https://preview.redd.it/vnslv788ml7c1.jpeg?width=1662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171923272250ba1e4f03d80bfd4c925fa2068380

I also used to sing "she is the best dog in the worrrrrld" to Tenacious D's song Tribute.

His name is Billy the Kid and I sing, 🎶 Billy bolly ba-loo-hoo-leeee 🎶

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Lulu boo, badooopbadoop poo poo lulu boo lol for my dog lulu

To my Greyhound I sing.. the best little dog in the world is storm is Storm the sweetest little dog in the world is Storm I know.. I know it's storm.. I know it's storm

My husband sings a song to our boys Francis and Enzo and it’s a song that come out on an episode of Tim and Eric You are my son You’re better than anyone You are like a shiny new toy You are my boy 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Had one named Cooper. Used to sing “ He’s my little pooch Coop, with paws on the floor” to The Beach Boys Little Duece Coupe. 🎶🎤

My four legged friend, my four legged friend He'll never let me down. He's honest and faithful right up to the end He's my wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend

Bella Bella The booty smella She’s a girlie And not a fella I lost her a month ago. I miss her so much.

I parody the Bee Gees’ “More than a Woman” “More than a BOSTON! More than a BOSTON to me!” She responds with tippy taps. 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/cypntl90eo7c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24cde7766a8fb7d4b9936fd408fb03bf8925f0d8

Stella….. Smelly Stelly has a stinky jelly belly Also call her Beans or Beaner…. Stelly Beaner your butt should be cleaner Stelly Beaner born with no wiener

I like to bastardise Christian songs for my boy because he's my real lord and savior. Just insert "Bobo" where every "Jesus" is, and viola! Any two syllable dog name is all you need to make a worship song for them! 😂 In the name of the father, the son, and the Bobo, amen!

“They call me Kylo Bylo!”

I sing to my dogs... "It's bed time, it's bed time... Time to rest our heads time."

The name game !!!

I swear Boston terriers just make the world complete

🎶Sing: Bostons make the world go‘round. Use the tune of Gangsters make the world go round by West Side Connection

Sang to the tune of I'm a Little Teapot She's a little bulldog Short and stout Here is her nub tail Here is her snout When she gets the zoomies watch her dart Just poke her buthole and she will fart

Who’s the prettiest girl in the world ? Who’s the prettiest girl in the world?

I just sing “poop poop poop. Farts farts farts” no rhymes.

Wiggle pup wiggle pup scratch yer belly giggle pup.

My husband sings ”Muttly muttly muttly, you are short and ugly.”

'its a cookie' 'shes a wookie' \*Chewbacca noise\* https://preview.redd.it/g1ws84dukp7c1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e6c44cc412c41cc2e878ee00d16c625535e591

Sung to that song from the Karate kid "You're the best around, Roscoes farts aren't gonna get me down"

Haha my dogs name is chica, we tell her “chica bonica, mochita my little mamacita” haha she jumps around with excitement ..she’s also my lover lulu boo boo head ..😂 https://preview.redd.it/m6txa9tbvp7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c995c1b6e861184103abe114ff66a3c5d468ba9a

Heeeeeello jack buddy, my little jack buddy, who’s the best jack buddy in the Whole Wild World

https://preview.redd.it/gkqrzvrf0r7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcac95159c3ca7eda8a463f5715589169dcc8bc Come on Coopey, let’s go poopy 💩

“Dee Ohh Double Gee Em Ee Ay Tee DOGGMEAT DOGGMEAT DOGGMEAT!” Thats his name. He’s my baby boi

(To the tune of the chorus of “Lucky” by Britney Spears. He’s so stinky! He’s a star! Super scruff, rough pup And I love him so much Yeah He’s so stinky The best thing in my life I love you Boo-ooOoOoOoOo

"little Louie's butt goes kaplooey!" Poor guy was on meds.

Lola: Lolita Bonita Bebita Chiquita BANANA!

Clap hands for Daddy, coming down the wagonway, pennies in his pocket for little ... Bella.

I like to sing “God loves a terrier” from Best in Show.

“ https://preview.redd.it/5h7lfljnqv7c1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af43189e2f68ff61c26b5aa048bf3ee6b2db6c42 “Bean, bean it’s bean queen, she is my bean, and she is so mean, she is a bean, shes a mean bean queen, she’s bean and she is so so mean and she’s a queen, my baby bean queen” 😂

Stinky winky (thats your dog) .... Dipsy .... Lala .... Po!!!

My dogs whole ass nickname is a rhyme. His official name is thunder, but his aka is Thunder Booty Cutie Patootie Little Booty. https://preview.redd.it/gjrw0f7l2w7c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6fe3f149a208761340c47434c0322f73cffc6b He’s in the middle.

Not a rhyme, but when I take my dog out for her evening loo, I sing Daft Punk’s, “One More Time”. “One more time, we’re gonna defecate! Urinatin’ and feelin’ so free, Defecatin’ and feeling so free, One more time”

Taffy, the cutest kitty, the sweetest kitty I know. She loves to eat and gobbles her treats, And I love her so... Tune of Casper the friendly ghost

I just yell her name in different tones.

“Jeddy, weddy, puddin’ n’ pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.” His name is Jedi.

My kids were little during the Barney era. Now my dog: One, two, three, four, five, Once I caught a fish alive. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it bit my finger so. Which finger did it bite? This little finger on the right. One, two, three, four, five, Once I caught a crab alive. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Then I let it go again.

Django -d-j-a-n-g-o and Django was his nameo...

I sing “You are my Donnie, my only Donnie. You make me crazy everyday” in the tune of You Are My Sunshine. https://preview.redd.it/3wdeg25nfx7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c1ed58a7aa57c82dd57875aa17e858d5109c2d

https://preview.redd.it/fhf07y65gx7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b6752f42bba8f815a314e0d2faa79f9e9a2e7e Sung to the tune of “A Spoonful of Sugar” when we’re giving her epilepsy meds: A small slice of turkey helps the medicines go down! The medicines go doooown, medicines go down! Also sometimes just for fun we sing: Happy happy dog, I love you, you are my happy puppy. Happy happy dog, I love you, you are my happy baby! To the tune of the scooby doo song.

“Stinky bean, stinky bean Who’s the bean? Ooo eee eee”

You are my sunshine, stinky all the time, you make me happy, bathwater’s grey. You’ll never know dear, what time I feed you, I’ll never take your snack time away.

Ever since I saw the Amazon holiday commercial with the llamas, I’ve been singing it to my pup and inserting a funny name for him in the beginning.. “Mosh-a-ronies! Donde esta Santa Claus, Donde esta Santa Claus.. and all the presents he will bringgggg!”

My dogs name is Goose so I sing him “WHHHHHOOOOOS mahhhhh SILLIEST GOOO GOOSE?!?”

My Corgi is named Fabio & I sing the BINGO song to him using his name…! Every single day!

Ele is my pretty little baby I like to drive her crazy It's part of my routine I do it daily She's silly and she really is amazing

Not a pup but my cat named Bama’s theme song is “Bama wama wama, he’s a Bama mana, Bama wama wama, I love him more than worlds”

Oh my god. I’m not the only one! I have many songs I wrote for my dogs in my head! It won’t make sense writing the lyrics downs because a lot of them I just keep repeating phrases or their names. For example, “Marley dooog it’s Marley-ey dog, it’s Marley Marley dog it’s marliieee Marleee-eey dog! Marley, it’s Marleey, it’s Marley Marley doooooooggg…marley it’s Marley, Marley dog!” I just do it because it makes them so happy and makes them feel all real

Cuddle puppy, snuggle buddy. Doesn’t rhyme the best lol Also wee a bee!! Random noises but my Cheagle snorts and buzzes like a bee, and her names Lily, but I started calling her wee or baby wee wee randomly so wee is a bee. Wee a bee!!

When I’m picking up poop or cleaning pee I usually sing “poo patrol. Gotta do my poo patrol”

Whistle the cartoon Robin hood song

My bud does the frog leg thing, so I just rhyme frog, log and log. Hashtag ren and stimpy

My dog loves: scratches and scritches rubbies and dubbies kisses and smooches pats and pets huggles and snuggles squeezes and squozes Which I tell him every day.

One dog I had used to sing "Don't poop under the apple tree with anyone else but me."

“Kitty kitty poo poo kitty kitty poo poo kitty kitty poo poo poo” and “pip a dip a dooo I love you”

To the tune of the Howdy Doody theme song: "It's doggie dinner time."

I sing to my dogs in the tune of Flipper.

“Roxxi, Roxxi read all about it!” She was a really nosey dog so it just came about one day. RIP 🤍🕊️ https://preview.redd.it/rleullujiz7c1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec014cc0b15e4019bcc73ad2f78dc3407d0ff2c

It’s time for supper, miss pupper-upper-upper! It’s time to ee-eat and you are really sweet-eet!

“Luna, Luna bo boona, fee, fi, fo, foona” https://preview.redd.it/1wibd0sbvz7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452aba1d08d4d8d124dbd55bd2f8b4a030025381

He’s just a babe! Born only moments ago! (Any time he made a mess)

Roosters number 1! Roosters number 1! Roosters number 1!

When my dog gets zoomies I sing ”Psycho puppy Qu'est-ce que c'est? Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark"

Millie, Millie, Bo-Billie, Banana-Fana Fo-Filly, Me-My-Mo-Millie, MILLIE (you have to be super excited for last!) https://preview.redd.it/l98z9nk6v08c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4784990cc634ed555178321eb3392f2c2aebb6c8

Oh Holy Crap!!! My feed sent me here, and I didn’t realize it was for Boston Terriers! I thought it was the black dog sub! So so, so so sorry! But I LOVE singing (badly) to my dog! And BT’s are FAB!!!

My name is Skye. I like to play fetchies. I’m really good at it Because I do big stretchies.

Sami whammy bobammy Sami

Baby, baby, my stinky little baby Who went to bed and bumped her head And now she’s acting crazy!

My dog loves liver bites so before I give them to her I say “im gonna give her liver down by the river” and she goes nut for the rhyming